Maybe this is my youth and inexperience talking, but isn't it uncomfortable to hang out with somebody who tried to kill themselves over you? If a girl slit her wrists because of me, things would be a little awkward between us.
I always thought rose petals on the bed and diamonds on layaway were the way to win back a girl's heart. Turns out, slitting your wrists works pretty well, too.
And what of Chris Robinson? Does no one care about the great Chris Robinson, of "I only sing one kind of way throughout the entire song" fame? I mean... it's CHRIS ROBINSON, people!! We are talking emaciated, wooly, scraggly rock 'n' roll royalty here. Does he get no love?? I just don't understand.
It would be so easy to mistake Goldie for Kate in those pictures. Hudson's sperm must have made no impact on that egg at all - it must have just disintergrated on entry.
11 Comments:
Leave Your CommentYeah, great idea. Get back together with someone who tried to off himself last time you split up. I'm sure this will work out just fine.
By Decision Tree, on March 6, 2008 08:37:12
So, wait. All those romantic comedies she's been in, and the way they all end, they're just ... just ... fictions???
By anonymous, on March 6, 2008 08:40:15
More pics of Kate's ass would be appreciated.
Maybe this is my youth and inexperience talking, but isn't it uncomfortable to hang out with somebody who tried to kill themselves over you? If a girl slit her wrists because of me, things would be a little awkward between us.
By Abram, on March 6, 2008 09:42:11
Kate: "And then, to top it off, I called him 'Mr. Pacino' instead of 'Mr. De Niro'!!! I was so embarrassed I could have killed myself!!!"
*awkward silence*
Owen: "Is it time to lick your ass yet?"
By anonymous, on March 6, 2008 09:59:44
I always thought rose petals on the bed and diamonds on layaway were the way to win back a girl's heart. Turns out, slitting your wrists works pretty well, too.
I believe the technical term is "mercy-fuck".
By Fred, on March 6, 2008 12:32:35
She looks more like her mother everyday... and I'm talking about her mother's present age, not in her prime.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2008 14:40:50
'her friend' said this?
whoever said that is NOT her friend!
By anonymous, on March 6, 2008 18:41:13
And what of Chris Robinson? Does no one care about the great Chris Robinson, of "I only sing one kind of way throughout the entire song" fame? I mean... it's CHRIS ROBINSON, people!! We are talking emaciated, wooly, scraggly rock 'n' roll royalty here. Does he get no love?? I just don't understand.
By Crow with no e at the end, on March 7, 2008 08:45:02
who really fucking cares
By fuck them, on March 7, 2008 10:40:07
It would be so easy to mistake Goldie for Kate in those pictures. Hudson's sperm must have made no impact on that egg at all - it must have just disintergrated on entry.
By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 16:14:49
She's got a really feminine/hot face.
By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 16:29:49
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