Look at the thumbnails and tell me this girl hasn't aged 20 years in the last 3. I grant that kids are exhausting, but when you have 20 people at your beck and call to take her when you need to sleep, there's no excuse except that you've become totally brainwashed.
There was no mention of $cientology and the toll it is undoubtedly taking on her, as well. When Tom "goes for days at a time", Katie should run - FAST - and not look back.
she used to be so gorgeous just the way she was. why did she have to go and, like people said up there, age 20 years??? it's only a matter of time now... learn from nicole, katie! (oh sorry, or should i say, kate, like uncle tom wanted)
it's not just lack of food. look at her eyes in almost any photo published. she is under extreme pressures not explained away by lack of eating. but, she's the one who made the deal... well, actually, her daddy... so it's tough to feel any sympathy for her.
Yes, her eyes.....they are dead.....she's in over her head, that's for sure. Was all that $$$$ worth it to completely give your entire being up? I wouldn't have done it, I don't care how much $$$$ was thrown at me. I want to control my own life. She gave hers up to the Scientology nut jobs, and now she's paying for it. No sympathy here.
No sympathy here either, she's just a highly paid prostitute who sold her body to Tom so that he could have a baby. The "you can be with me, just don't ask me about it" speaks volumes. Tom is so scared that if he comes out of the closet he won't get movies anymore, but Scientology will kill his career not his sexuality.
It was only a matter of time! Everyone knows Tommy is a pyscho and Katie only married him because he's like every girl's dream of her generation. Now that the excitement of it all has wore off, she realizes she's not happy.
This article did come from Star magazine, after all, so who knows how much truth there is to this story? It would explain her "Stepford Wife" look and hollow, lifeless eyes, though. And where's the the LRon-spawn been lately? She was getting a lot of media exposure for awhile and now - nothing. Maybe they sacrificed her to Xenu.
i mean, who seriously gives a fuck if tom cruise is gay? anyone? bueller? if that's his reason for staying in the C0$ he's a bigger retard than i thought.
as for katie, she made her bed and now must lie in it. sucks to be you honey. when you check out of the cult, don't expect to see that kid much either. you will labeled an SP and suri will have nothing to do with you.
Katie is a lesbian who married him for the money and now regrets it because of Tom's control freak weirdness. I don't understand why obviously gay celebrities still bother with the fake marriage silliness, no one cares if you're gay anymore. Just get a divorce Katie and go live a real life.
All she really needs to feel better is a few nights of some good gnarly sex to take her mind off of, ummmmmm, errrrrr, oh that's right, she's married to Tom Cruise. Never mind.
katie lesbian? wow.. who knew.. I definitely think the 'days of absences' is the smoking gun, and Tom is the closet pickle-puffer the rumours claim. I used to adore katie back in the Dawsons Creek days, and now shes just a used up shell. I'm cringing at the 'Years of Xenu madness' book she will undoubtably write in 10-15 years from now, Post-Tommy..
As a former anorexic, I can tell you that oftentimes anorexics feel their lives are out of control or not under their control. So they just focus on their diets as a way of exhibiting control...I wonder if this is what is happening here, she probably feels so trapped that eating is one thing she can control. Also, I know that Tom Cruise insisted she lose weight for the wedding. If he made more comments along those lines, that could also have encouraged her eating issues.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait--Joel walked out on Nicole???!!! Now THAT'S news. Not surprising news, certainly, but far more compelling than the snooze-inducing headliner Star is pushing.
Who cares about Miss Faustian Bargain? Boo goddamn hoo, she's filthy rich and has a headache and her gay husband leaves her the fuck alone so she can have some peace and quiet from his hysterical cackling. They call this journalism??
I want heroin addiction, tattoos, bad emo poseurs, stupid hats, twin brothers who are even bigger losers, and really, really dumb baby names. That fills my day, not this yellow raincoat shit.
her eyes have been dead for a while. She's obviously acting out all kinds of crazy abuse issues with a crazy abuser in an even crazier cult. Yeah, she gets to look like she's getting money or prestige out of it, but it should be pretty clear that she has the ass end of this deal and is getting more brainwashed and screwed up every second.
Katie Holmes should just die and get over her misery!Tom will always want to control her and what a miserable life that would be being controlled by a billionaire leprechaun!Katie - you were so cute but now I say it is time for you to go way away- like six feet under! Greggo
I wish I had a picture of the little red chair that miniature clergyman David Miscavige stands on while he wiggles around attempting to find Tom Cruise's bewarted, time-ravaged cornhole with his nubbin-sized peepee. It's so cute! It even has a painting of a happy little choo-choo!
You know, if this scuttlebutt--ha! get it?--turns out to be true, I promise to do a jig naked on top of the Empire State Building with my mother watching (from home, of course), while singing "Afternoon Delight". It will truly be the happiest day of my life.
jump the couch, think about it, all the signs were there all along, it's just that you were blinded by all the craziness that is Tom.
Btw, I'll be happy to join you in that naked dance up there but only if the said lovers finally admit their affair and rather than face the inevitable music, off themselves by purple koolade while lying naked together on the upper bunk of David's bed.
She does look really skinny and pale. Maybe being friends with Posh is finally rubbing off on her, and she's developing an eating disorder. That's so sad.
And God, needless to say, the honor of Your presence is requested. Though I suppose that might cause my mother to have a myocardial infarction, since she's been praying for help from You all this time, and discovering that You, being omnipotent, knew about the whole gay-lovers thing and sat idly by instead of smiting them both per Your famously wrathful attitudes towards such matters could cause her vital functions to short-circuit.
Come to think of it, this kind of pisses ME off, too, you fuckin' hypocrite. Gone soft in your old age? Maybe You'regay, God. Yeah, I said it.
47 Comments:
Leave Your Comment???"Tom goes off for days at a time "???
Is this when he get's his needed injection of man meat?
By PK, on March 26, 2008 09:56:18
Run Katie Run!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on March 26, 2008 09:58:20
Look at the thumbnails and tell me this girl hasn't aged 20 years in the last 3. I grant that kids are exhausting, but when you have 20 people at your beck and call to take her when you need to sleep, there's no excuse except that you've become totally brainwashed.
By anonymous, on March 26, 2008 10:03:29
I'm no doctor, but I can tell you the cause of her blackouts and fainting spells just by reading to the end of the second sentence. Eat something!
By emma, on March 26, 2008 10:05:16
There was no mention of $cientology and the toll it is undoubtedly taking on her, as well. When Tom "goes for days at a time", Katie should run - FAST - and not look back.
By anonymous, on March 26, 2008 10:07:59
she used to be so gorgeous just the way she was. why did she have to go and, like people said up there, age 20 years???
it's only a matter of time now... learn from nicole, katie! (oh sorry, or should i say, kate, like uncle tom wanted)
By anonymous, on March 26, 2008 10:09:18
"She gave us a weak smile and wave before leaving out the back door"
Sounds like a male lover describing a spent Tom Cruise.
By anonymous, on March 26, 2008 10:15:34
The only thing collapsing on Katie is her rectum when Tommy's behind her.
By poops, on March 26, 2008 10:51:06
God knows she didn't collapse from being over-sexed by Tom. He's a busy guy making movies, ya know! ;)
By Crabby, on March 26, 2008 10:51:46
"You can be with me while I'm gargling bag, but don't ask about it."
By Huckabama Lee, on March 26, 2008 10:56:50
The thinner she is, the more people can fit on the spaceship.
By jt, on March 26, 2008 10:59:21
What the fuck does she expect marrying into the cult of all sicko cults?
By anonymous, on March 26, 2008 11:17:02
I'm just glad she'd not acting anymore ...
By anonymous, on March 26, 2008 11:24:36
it's not just lack of food. look at her eyes in almost any photo published. she is under extreme pressures not explained away by lack of eating. but, she's the one who made the deal... well, actually, her daddy... so it's tough to feel any sympathy for her.
By nona, on March 26, 2008 11:29:52
Yes, her eyes.....they are dead.....she's in over her head, that's for sure. Was all that $$$$ worth it to completely give your entire being up? I wouldn't have done it, I don't care how much $$$$ was thrown at me. I want to control my own life. She gave hers up to the Scientology nut jobs, and now she's paying for it. No sympathy here.
By anonymous, on March 26, 2008 11:38:24
No sympathy here either, she's just a highly paid prostitute who sold her body to Tom so that he could have a baby. The "you can be with me, just don't ask me about it" speaks volumes. Tom is so scared that if he comes out of the closet he won't get movies anymore, but Scientology will kill his career not his sexuality.
By justin, on March 26, 2008 11:45:45
It was only a matter of time! Everyone knows Tommy is a pyscho and Katie only married him because he's like every girl's dream of her generation. Now that the excitement of it all has wore off, she realizes she's not happy.
By Big Toober, on March 26, 2008 11:57:25
This article did come from Star magazine, after all, so who knows how much truth there is to this story? It would explain her "Stepford Wife" look and hollow, lifeless eyes, though. And where's the the LRon-spawn been lately? She was getting a lot of media exposure for awhile and now - nothing. Maybe they sacrificed her to Xenu.
By anonymous, on March 26, 2008 12:09:32
So does that mean she can stand next to him when he's corn-holing John Travolta, but isn't allowed to ask any questions? Like "where is the barf bag?"
By anonymous, on March 26, 2008 12:20:02
That's one family that doesn't care much about the recent housing slump issues.
By Realtor Joe, on March 26, 2008 14:39:00
i mean, who seriously gives a fuck if tom cruise is gay? anyone? bueller? if that's his reason for staying in the C0$ he's a bigger retard than i thought.
as for katie, she made her bed and now must lie in it. sucks to be you honey. when you check out of the cult, don't expect to see that kid much either. you will labeled an SP and suri will have nothing to do with you.
By anonymous, on March 26, 2008 14:50:12
Executive Summary: Homo Psycho a-Go-Go
By Angry Bob, on March 26, 2008 14:53:50
Star magazine stories usually turn out to be quite accurate. Just no one likes it when they're accurate about a star that they like.
By anonymous, on March 26, 2008 15:30:28
OMG, Joel walks out on Nicole!
By Fred, on March 26, 2008 15:35:09
Oh boo-hoo. She made her bed. If she needs to leave, LEAVE!
By Nicole Kidman, on March 26, 2008 16:40:22
Katie is a lesbian who married him for the money and now regrets it because of Tom's control freak weirdness. I don't understand why obviously gay celebrities still bother with the fake marriage silliness, no one cares if you're gay anymore. Just get a divorce Katie and go live a real life.
By You reap what you sow, on March 26, 2008 17:15:40
she used to look really good.
By anonymous, on March 26, 2008 18:05:46
All she really needs to feel better is a few nights of some good gnarly sex to take her mind off of, ummmmmm, errrrrr, oh that's right, she's married to Tom Cruise. Never mind.
By Snarky McComments, on March 26, 2008 19:20:52
katie lesbian? wow.. who knew.. I definitely think the 'days of absences' is the smoking gun, and Tom is the closet pickle-puffer the rumours claim. I used to adore katie back in the Dawsons Creek days, and now shes just a used up shell. I'm cringing at the 'Years of Xenu madness' book she will undoubtably write in 10-15 years from now, Post-Tommy..
By Chex, on March 26, 2008 20:17:13
God, I forgot how pretty and fresh faced she used to be. He's really sucked the life out of her.
By anonymous, on March 26, 2008 20:19:17
As a former anorexic, I can tell you that oftentimes anorexics feel their lives are out of control or not under their control. So they just focus on their diets as a way of exhibiting control...I wonder if this is what is happening here, she probably feels so trapped that eating is one thing she can control. Also, I know that Tom Cruise insisted she lose weight for the wedding. If he made more comments along those lines, that could also have encouraged her eating issues.
By gryphon50, on March 26, 2008 20:21:13
c'mon her life is a fairytale..can we please switch lives?
By ash, on March 26, 2008 20:39:35
She looks beautiful in those "pre assimilation" pics. It's sad what living with a psycho will do to you.
By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 01:17:52
Tom goes away - To look for big thick dicks to suck !
By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 07:33:10
Tom's gone for days? And that is a bad thing??
By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 08:09:59
she looks like kristin davis in those pics!
By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 09:50:32
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait--Joel walked out on Nicole???!!! Now THAT'S news. Not surprising news, certainly, but far more compelling than the snooze-inducing headliner Star is pushing.
Who cares about Miss Faustian Bargain? Boo goddamn hoo, she's filthy rich and has a headache and her gay husband leaves her the fuck alone so she can have some peace and quiet from his hysterical cackling. They call this journalism??
I want heroin addiction, tattoos, bad emo poseurs, stupid hats, twin brothers who are even bigger losers, and really, really dumb baby names. That fills my day, not this yellow raincoat shit.
Bring on the Ritchie-Madden dirtfest!
By I love me some stupid crap, on March 27, 2008 10:04:43
her eyes have been dead for a while. She's obviously acting out all kinds of crazy abuse issues with a crazy abuser in an even crazier cult. Yeah, she gets to look like she's getting money or prestige out of it, but it should be pretty clear that she has the ass end of this deal and is getting more brainwashed and screwed up every second.
By oakling, on March 27, 2008 10:35:31
To quote Lisa Lampanelli: Tom Cruise is so gay even the gerbils he shoves up his ass are male Scientologists.
By Sin City Marv, on March 27, 2008 10:37:51
When I look in her eyes, I see a dead person.
She gave her life away to an out-of-mind control freak.
Feel kind of sorry for her, but she did it all to herself.
By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 12:41:15
Um, Tom and the current head of the Scientology cult, high-school drop-out David Miscavidge have been lovers for years.
Oops, sorry Katie. I didn't mean for you to find out this way.
By Vanchic, on March 27, 2008 14:25:40
Katie Holmes should just die and get over her misery!Tom will always want to control her and what a miserable life that would be being controlled by a billionaire leprechaun!Katie - you were so cute but now I say it is time for you to go way away- like six feet under! Greggo
By Greggo, on March 27, 2008 19:04:48
I wish I had a picture of the little red chair that miniature clergyman David Miscavige stands on while he wiggles around attempting to find Tom Cruise's bewarted, time-ravaged cornhole with his nubbin-sized peepee. It's so cute! It even has a painting of a happy little choo-choo!
You know, if this scuttlebutt--ha! get it?--turns out to be true, I promise to do a jig naked on top of the Empire State Building with my mother watching (from home, of course), while singing "Afternoon Delight". It will truly be the happiest day of my life.
By jump the couch, on March 27, 2008 20:26:12
jump the couch, think about it, all the signs were there all along, it's just that you were blinded by all the craziness that is Tom.
Btw, I'll be happy to join you in that naked dance up there but only if the said lovers finally admit their affair and rather than face the inevitable music, off themselves by purple koolade while lying naked together on the upper bunk of David's bed.
Get ready to dance, Mr.!
By Vanchic, on March 27, 2008 23:44:01
She does look really skinny and pale. Maybe being friends with Posh is finally rubbing off on her, and she's developing an eating disorder. That's so sad.
By anonymous, on March 28, 2008 02:13:59
TOM CRUISE IS THE ANTI-CHRIST.
By GOD, on March 28, 2008 03:31:48
Vanchic, you are ON. I have some hats picked out.
And God, needless to say, the honor of Your presence is requested. Though I suppose that might cause my mother to have a myocardial infarction, since she's been praying for help from You all this time, and discovering that You, being omnipotent, knew about the whole gay-lovers thing and sat idly by instead of smiting them both per Your famously wrathful attitudes towards such matters could cause her vital functions to short-circuit.
Come to think of it, this kind of pisses ME off, too, you fuckin' hypocrite. Gone soft in your old age? Maybe You'regay, God. Yeah, I said it.
By jump the couch, on March 28, 2008 08:47:00
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