Such a pig she is, as are so the majority of young women in Hollywood today. There actually used to be a time - and no, this is not a 50-year-old talking - when being a slut or a whore or a hooker was actually considered to be a bad thing, now look, they all get rewarded for it.
These dumb women, they are so enamored of the camera - ANY camera, it seems - they just have to be on some screen somewhere at all times. Well, I'm glad to see their egos all are coming back to haunt them now. Davis, Blow-han, Paris, all the rest of them get what they deserve - to be forever thought of as dirty sluts. Hope they're proud of their accomplishments and Lindsay dear, you can give up on that 'I'm gonna win an Oscar before I'm 30' nonsense.
Do you suppose if a person is a massive cokehead like these two, their cum tastes like coke? These two have ingested enough china white to keep a swallower high for days.
That's WHOREhan all right. She's queen of the blowjobs; she sucked off that guy in rehab (and killed off his marriage), she sucked off this guy, and I'm sure she's sucked on all sorts of anonymous guys cocks.
She's a cum burping, leg spread slut who's had an arrogant entitled attitude for many years, and now she's going to get hammered over this one. Too fucking bad. I hope she goes down in flames...
Anon 10:17, Your comment was the most interesting thing about this post. Who cares who it is? But EGADS! You have spent WAY too much anger on this issue. Hahaha! Too funny! So, why is SHE a slut, and Colum Best not? This is his (supposed) second sex tape. I'm not saying she doesn't deserve the rap but....he's just as whorish as she is.
The only difference between Old and New Hollywood is the internet, and the paps. Guys now are just as mean, just as addicted, and--by the way--have as much fun with their cocks as they always did. Same for the girls (well, you know what I mean).
I have no problem believing it's BLOWhan. She's a slutty coke whore, and more of a media whore than SLUTney; what I'm surprised here is she didn't insist that the guy cum all over her face, while she was on camera...
I call bullshit. In the video you can hear someone off-camera saying "come on, man, don't just stand there, talk!"
Would anyone be saying that in an "intimate" video taken by the guy being blown by LiLo? Doubt it. Also, it doesn't look like the boyfriend is holding the camera. If not him, then who is? I doubt she would've let a 3rd party film her, much less with director-like instructions on what to do.
Not that I really care one way or the other, of course.
Damn, that slut knows how to cocksuck. Now, all we need is to see her getting rammed repeatedly from behind (with her moaning), and it'll be complete...
Oh what an utter SHOCK! Who ever would have seen this coming, from such a classy, modest, and chaste young woman like Lindsay?
Nah, seriously though, I hope she's got AIDS. If anyone deserves it, it's Hohan (and Shitney, and Parasite). Oh, and i hope her death is slow and agonizing. I hate her so much, there are just no words to express the depth of my hatred. Just seeing her smug, hateful, arrogant face fills me with murderous rage. Hmm...these feeling can't be healthy, can they? Ah, WHO CARES? DIE HOHAN, DIE!!!
Well, well, well. Not all that shocking. We have all heard that this was true and now photographic evidence proves it. Well, at least she has a future in porn if her once hot movie career is truly dead. She should use her mouth for this application and give up on singing, as this is much more entertaining.
She looks like a pro because she has sucked more dick than Jenna Jameson! LOL! I'd take a blow, but I wouldn't go near that worn-out snatch for nothing or nobody! BDM
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By The Meh Monster, on March 20, 2008 09:58:03
I'm guessing most people here have given or received a blowjob at some point.
But Lindsay Lohan doesn't seem to picky about who she gives them to.
By Hyperbole, on March 20, 2008 09:58:59
Say it ani't so, Li-Lo!
Say it ain't so!
By J-Bird, on March 20, 2008 09:59:01
Tough call.
Could be Dina.
By Enough Already, on March 20, 2008 10:08:55
Wow the guy just has his pants right below his balls and it looks like a parking lot.
Did Lindsay not notice the person holding up the cell phone taping it?
"Hey Babe! I dare you to suck my cock right right now!" (high fives the friend of a friend)
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 10:09:04
Living up to her name; Lindsay Blowhan. Must be giving the 'ol hot crotch a break.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 10:09:08
Im not really interested in any post-2005 Lohan nakedness.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 10:10:31
Sucking cock on camera and then blacking out? Nah, that doesn't sound like our lovely little Linds at all. Lies and slander!
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 10:16:00
Such a pig she is, as are so the majority of young women in Hollywood today. There actually used to be a time - and no, this is not a 50-year-old talking - when being a slut or a whore or a hooker was actually considered to be a bad thing, now look, they all get rewarded for it.
These dumb women, they are so enamored of the camera - ANY camera, it seems - they just have to be on some screen somewhere at all times. Well, I'm glad to see their egos all are coming back to haunt them now. Davis, Blow-han, Paris, all the rest of them get what they deserve - to be forever thought of as dirty sluts. Hope they're proud of their accomplishments and Lindsay dear, you can give up on that 'I'm gonna win an Oscar before I'm 30' nonsense.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 10:17:40
I'd still hit it, she obviously has lots of experience.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 10:18:27
I didn't know the Hubble was aimed at Planet Blowjob.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 10:24:50
I knew this day would come.
Do you suppose if a person is a massive cokehead like these two, their cum tastes like coke? These two have ingested enough china white to keep a swallower high for days.
By gay blade, on March 20, 2008 10:29:35
This is an obvious fake. Our Little Blossom of the Recession would never use her hands.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 10:31:38
Um Anon 10:17:40 what time would this be that Hollywood gals had class and being a whore was not rewarded?
From all that I can see and read since Hollywood was born women have whored their way to be in front of the camera on and off.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 10:42:12
"This is an obvious fake. Our Little Blossom of the Recession would never use her hands."
LOL! Good one.
By catman, on March 20, 2008 10:46:05
maybe he was filming with his cell and she was too high to even notice.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 10:56:47
Looks like her to me, and we all know back then all she did was snort coke and get drunk all day and night.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 11:02:23
"Lindsay is my role model and I want to be JUST like her........."
By Ali Lohan, on March 20, 2008 11:03:11
I wonder if there are any pics anywhere of her getting eaten out by her ugly lesbian BFF Samantha Ronson.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 11:05:04
The old bong-hit technique, no wonder she can't remember being filmed. Way to go Linz!
By Dr. Wang, on March 20, 2008 11:08:13
I guess it really is true that blondes have more fun!
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 11:23:36
So she does have talent.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 11:25:43
At least she actually sucks it instead of just moving her mouth up and down. She knows how to give a BJ, but she's still a Ginger Kid.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 11:28:23
Cell phone video sucks. I wish they'd improve that technology.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 11:35:43
That's WHOREhan all right. She's queen of the blowjobs; she sucked off that guy in rehab (and killed off his marriage), she sucked off this guy, and I'm sure she's sucked on all sorts of anonymous guys cocks.
She's a cum burping, leg spread slut who's had an arrogant entitled attitude for many years, and now she's going to get hammered over this one. Too fucking bad. I hope she goes down in flames...
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 12:02:32
two quick questions:
(1) couldn't they afford a better camera phone?
(2) did she swallow?
heheheheheheheheh.....
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 12:15:44
seems like very bad video quality to me...
in comparison, the Paris Hilton sex tape
was really well-made...
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 12:17:39
Looks just like every other camera phone video which is shot in a poorly lit room or poorly lit area outside.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 12:19:35
.........I am so shocked.
By Prettyboy, on March 20, 2008 12:55:04
Anon 10:17, Your comment was the most interesting thing about this post. Who cares who it is? But EGADS! You have spent WAY too much anger on this issue. Hahaha! Too funny! So, why is SHE a slut, and Colum Best not? This is his (supposed) second sex tape. I'm not saying she doesn't deserve the rap but....he's just as whorish as she is.
The only difference between Old and New Hollywood is the internet, and the paps. Guys now are just as mean, just as addicted, and--by the way--have as much fun with their cocks as they always did. Same for the girls (well, you know what I mean).
By ISBN, on March 20, 2008 12:58:33
Got to hand it to her...she can give head. Color me impressed.
By BV, on March 20, 2008 13:04:40
when are HD cell phones coming out?
By geek, on March 20, 2008 13:12:14
holy cow, calum best is hung like a horse!
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 13:21:51
I have no problem believing it's BLOWhan. She's a slutty coke whore, and more of a media whore than SLUTney; what I'm surprised here is she didn't insist that the guy cum all over her face, while she was on camera...
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 13:32:36
It's a close resemblance. Too close to say it's not her.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 13:44:25
I call bullshit. In the video you can hear someone off-camera saying "come on, man, don't just stand there, talk!"
Would anyone be saying that in an "intimate" video taken by the guy being blown by LiLo? Doubt it. Also, it doesn't look like the boyfriend is holding the camera. If not him, then who is? I doubt she would've let a 3rd party film her, much less with director-like instructions on what to do.
Not that I really care one way or the other, of course.
*cough*
By Fred, on March 20, 2008 13:47:05
that was a pretty long dick. nice job hoehan!
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 13:55:26
Yeah, that is a pretty big dick. Nice one, too. Yum.
Fred, the talking could easily be something he's watching on TV, and the camera could be on a tripod.
By gay blade, on March 20, 2008 14:08:54
"...cum burping..."
Heh heh! That's new! I'm still snickering about that one!
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 14:09:11
Ain't her.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 14:48:24
Damn, that slut knows how to cocksuck. Now, all we need is to see her getting rammed repeatedly from behind (with her moaning), and it'll be complete...
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 15:36:24
She looks like a pro. I guess she found her niche.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 16:57:14
Is that good technique? I'm still learning.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 17:15:59
As big as that cock was, I'm wondering if that's Callum finding a video with a girl that looks like Lindsay so he can compensate something lol
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 18:12:52
Is that good technique? I'm still learning.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 17:15:59
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It's pretty good, though I've done better. Come to my class at the Learning Annex Thursday nights at 8.
By gay blade, on March 20, 2008 18:19:33
Whoever shot this must be taking a break from fuzzy shots of Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster. FOCUS DAMMIT!
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 19:51:19
Oh what an utter SHOCK! Who ever would have seen this coming, from such a classy, modest, and chaste young woman like Lindsay?
Nah, seriously though, I hope she's got AIDS. If anyone deserves it, it's Hohan (and Shitney, and Parasite). Oh, and i hope her death is slow and agonizing. I hate her so much, there are just no words to express the depth of my hatred. Just seeing her smug, hateful, arrogant face fills me with murderous rage. Hmm...these feeling can't be healthy, can they? Ah, WHO CARES? DIE HOHAN, DIE!!!
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 20:57:37
It's 4 seconds long and everyone's saying she knows how to give head? Give me a break. That's bush league at least.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 22:51:30
Well, well, well. Not all that shocking. We have all heard that this was true and now photographic evidence proves it. Well, at least she has a future in porn if her once hot movie career is truly dead. She should use her mouth for this application and give up on singing, as this is much more entertaining.
By Grace Yip, on March 20, 2008 23:23:39
it isn't her. no doubt she's still a slut, just not this one!!!
By anonymous, on March 21, 2008 07:36:33
Is the whole video only 4 seconds? Or is this only a clip from the video?
I saved the 4-second FLV file and played it back in Media Player Classic a few times...
Can't really tell if it was really Lohan or not... in fact, it could even be just any girl that looks like her, blowing a male Real Doll...
By anonymous, on March 21, 2008 09:59:41
She looks like a pro because she has sucked more dick than Jenna Jameson! LOL!
I'd take a blow, but I wouldn't go near that worn-out snatch for nothing or nobody!
BDM
By Big Dick Magee, on March 24, 2008 04:54:10
sweeeet! damn, i'd fawk her!!
By anonymous, on March 25, 2008 20:32:06
Colum Best is a human cesspool. Linds is just a hunny dipper cleaning out the junk.
What is up with that lower part of his testes? It looks like he's got an extra heart valve kickin' around his who whos.
By SAM, on March 28, 2008 13:08:36
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