Hey - how do you know it's a lesbian relationship??? Maybe they're just friends! Wait...the other woman is a pro tennis player? Ok, they're lesbians. I bet they enjoy golf, too. So now, Mandy's mom AND all her fans are gay.
Well, this would explain why Mandy herself is slowly morphing into that girl from college who played rugby and liked to "experiment", "find herself", ect...
big deal no one cares about her because she is not famous or infront of the cameras like that bitch whos name is LOHAN yup lindsay's mom ,now if lilo's mom goes lesbo then it will be news
Waitaminnit? a PRO tennis player? And didn't Mandy date a "male" pro tennis player a while back?? Something is definitely "fishy" here. I think that Mandy better do some damage control and quickly before she loses all her fans. What she needs to do is save her hetero status by having lots of sex publicly with the hottest guy around. Even "accidentally" release a sex tape. Modesty forbids such blatant self-promotion, but hey, sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do! I'll be right over...
That promo pic is way too subtle, it doesn't work. Somebody needs to scrawl something across it like, 'This is sort of like meant to be your cock and she's sucking on it to sort of say that she loves to suck cock but she's looking at the camera with bedroom eyes to make sure you know it's just your cock she likes to suck and y'know since she really wants to suck your cock the least you could do is listen to her music or whatever it is she does.' That might make help make the thing slightly less subtle but we'd still be looking at one of the most subtle promotional images ever shot.
Stacy told the Enquirer: "It's nobody's business why we're together." I wish more people would say this to tabloid representatives (I refuse to call them reporters). Maybe then these mooches with no conscience would actually get a REAL job.
I think Mandy is one of the few naturally beautiful young women left in a sludge-filled sea of unnaturally orange-tinted plastic mammaries and botoxed frozen faces. She's not that bad of a singer, either. Cut her some slack, it's not her fault her mom's a lesbian. It's her dad's.
thankyou vanchic...she is gorgeous, and has stayed that way, id love to ban--- hang out with her, this also means she may be more ap to do some threeway action, her dyke mom just gained her 2 points
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Leave Your CommentTodd, you're on fire this morning. This and the Anne Hathaway post are hilarious.
By wingnut, on March 13, 2008 10:19:37
Fanny packs and jeans shorts....You were just being nice and left out the mullets, right?
By SpongeMunkie, on March 13, 2008 10:22:17
The proper term for Jean Shorts is Jorts
By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 10:22:22
Oh no! How did these pics of Mandy playing with my penis get leaked onto the internet?
By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 10:23:33
Your penis is a, er, creamsicle?
By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 10:55:15
Hey - how do you know it's a lesbian relationship??? Maybe they're just friends! Wait...the other woman is a pro tennis player? Ok, they're lesbians. I bet they enjoy golf, too. So now, Mandy's mom AND all her fans are gay.
By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 11:06:57
A picture of a leering young woman stuffing something long and sweet into her mouth.
What a fresh idea.
By jbonz, on March 13, 2008 11:08:48
Well, this would explain why Mandy herself is slowly morphing into that girl from college who played rugby and liked to "experiment", "find herself", ect...
What a shame. She used to be cute.
By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 11:28:14
big deal no one cares about her because she is not famous or infront of the cameras like that bitch whos name is LOHAN yup lindsay's mom ,now if lilo's mom goes lesbo then it will be news
By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 12:00:48
Lesbians are fun.
By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 12:14:55
She's one of the few chicks who can pull off being hot with short hair.
By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 12:17:59
Who cares?
By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 12:23:26
i think i just ruined your roommate's robe.
By forrest, on March 13, 2008 12:24:14
Jean shorts are gay? And I thought the guys liked me in my Daisy Dukes. Maybe it was the women who were whistlin'?
Dayum. And shit, I didn't know Mandy Moore still had fans.
I'll bet Fez's view of lesbian threesomes has been forever tainted after hearing this news.
By Vigilante, on March 13, 2008 12:51:10
Waitaminnit? a PRO tennis player? And didn't Mandy date a "male" pro tennis player a while back?? Something is definitely "fishy" here. I think that Mandy better do some damage control and quickly before she loses all her fans. What she needs to do is save her hetero status by having lots of sex publicly with the hottest guy around. Even "accidentally" release a sex tape. Modesty forbids such blatant self-promotion, but hey, sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do! I'll be right over...
By Holden Magroin, on March 13, 2008 13:08:57
It's a dick on a stick.
By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 13:10:09
Vigilante you can come over to my house with your Daisy Dukes on any time. As long as I can take them off of you.
By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 13:50:13
Oh, Todd. Fanny packs and jean shorts. That made me cry.
By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 14:49:07
That promo pic is way too subtle, it doesn't work. Somebody needs to scrawl something across it like, 'This is sort of like meant to be your cock and she's sucking on it to sort of say that she loves to suck cock but she's looking at the camera with bedroom eyes to make sure you know it's just your cock she likes to suck and y'know since she really wants to suck your cock the least you could do is listen to her music or whatever it is she does.' That might make help make the thing slightly less subtle but we'd still be looking at one of the most subtle promotional images ever shot.
By That guy who cums ice cream, on March 13, 2008 14:59:32
Holden, you're a moron.
MM already ruined her hetero status when she dated Zach Braff. What a pussy he is.
By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 15:02:17
To "That Guy Who Cums Ice Cream":
Just what are you driving at, anyway?
By jbonz, on March 13, 2008 15:40:38
Todd, you are a mean son of a bitch!
Don't ever change!
By BlueMak, on March 13, 2008 16:16:20
Stacy told the Enquirer: "It's nobody's business why we're together."
I wish more people would say this to tabloid representatives (I refuse to call them reporters). Maybe then these mooches with no conscience would actually get a REAL job.
By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 16:20:35
lol at "jorts"
That intro pic is adorable, but the rest look too butch. =/ I wish she'd grow her hair out again, she really can be quite cute.
By Chantelle, on March 13, 2008 16:47:22
I think Mandy is one of the few naturally beautiful young women left in a sludge-filled sea of unnaturally orange-tinted plastic mammaries and botoxed frozen faces. She's not that bad of a singer, either. Cut her some slack, it's not her fault her mom's a lesbian. It's her dad's.
By VanChic, on March 13, 2008 16:47:40
thankyou vanchic...she is gorgeous, and has stayed that way, id love to ban--- hang out with her, this also means she may be more ap to do some threeway action, her dyke mom just gained her 2 points
By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 17:23:09
And this is news? Are you a bit homophobic perhaps?
By janey, on March 13, 2008 19:09:34
Hell yeah, 13:50! I'll be right over!
By Vigilante, on March 13, 2008 19:14:00
yeah, well my mom liked chicks too. but the she thought i was an alien too, until i had a dna test.
By Herman B, on March 14, 2008 04:33:20
Great pics of Mandy - she looks really hot.
By Starbucks, on March 14, 2008 08:11:44
Fanny packs, jorts, mullets, and I think we forgot the Birkenstocks. Just sayin'...
By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 09:27:20
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