I hate Mary-Kate. She has that annoying, pursed Renee Zellwhatever smile. She is so young, but there is absolutely nothing youthful about her. Dresses like an old lady, smiles as if she is missing teeth...I don't get it.
He was great in Mask. Bless Mary Kate's heart, it's so nice of her to donate her dry malnourished pastrami folds to someone with Elephant Man's Syndrome.
Wow, that guy has to be one of the biggest fruit-scented douches I've ever seen in my life. I bet HE'S into kiddie porn, which explains a lot about his taste in "women".
Mary Kate, her vile twin and the entire white trash Olsen family should join the Bush family for life imprisonment on Guantanamo. Her only reason for living is to give Lilo someone to look down on.
You say he's French AND he likes Mary Kate (aka pre-pubescent little girl)?? Well, then I guess there's only one thing to say/sing!
"Thank heaven for leetle girls for leetle girls get bigger every day! Thank heaven for leetle girls zey grow up in zee most delightful way! Zose leetle eyes so helpless and appealing one day will flash and send you crashin' thru zee ceilin' Thank heaven for leetle girls thank heaven for zem all, no matter where no matter who for without zem, what would lettle boys do? Thank heaven... thank heaven... Thank heaven for leetle girls!"
the way the olsen twins present themselves - i picture them being members of andy warhols travelling circus. they do nothing but dress up weird, act weird, and do drugs. theyre pretty girls but soo messed up
If any of you guys ever see Mary-Kate or the one who's not Mary-Kate on the street, I'll pay you $50 to slap those fucking glasses off her head. I swear to fucking Christ, I am *SO* sick of those dinner plate sized Paris Hilton glasses. Seriously, you twats, if you need that much coverage just wear a goddamned hockey helmet.
Without even seeing the text under the photo, I KNEW this guy had something to do with drugs. Figured he was either a doctor, pharm rep, or - whaddyaknow, the tranny-lovin', China White snortin' heir to the Fiat fortune.
Man, I hate to do this. But Lapo is American. He was born in New York. I'm fairly sure his mother is Italian.
He may come off as weird but the whole family is actually fairly normal, relatively speaking. Aside from the occasional drug overdose and poor choices in company, that is.
Are you fucking kidding me? He looks like he hasn't washed his hair in weeks; he looks like a psychotic pedophile. Then again, since Mary Kate thinks she's 14 years old, that might work for both of them...
Are we even sure this Italian guy pictured with MK is a real guy? Coked up, months in a coma and hanging with a transexual leads me to believe MK is seeking some mommy love from some rich hermaphrodite! And by the way-when the Olsen sisters were babies on their tv show I used to tell friends kids that the sisters were monkeys that had been taught to speak.I made a lot of kids cry! Greggo
It is obviously a requirement that any man who would put his penis in that has to have a history of severe drug use including but not limited to an overdose that may or may not result in death.
Could she be the dealer? I've seen scary ugly guy dealers with hot chicks. Who says it couldn't work the other way around.
I'm just trying to make sense out of the senseless people.
"I think her appeal as a dating target may lie in the fact that she and her sister are worth an estimated $300 million. By rottenkitty, on March 6, 2008 17:15:40"
True, but in the case of this particular dude and his supposed multi-billion dollar fortune, her money's basically private jet fuel to him.
He's a good looking guy? No fucking way; he looks like a psycho douchebag. What is it with italian/french men, who think not taking a shower or washing their hair for 10 days is "sexy"? More like greasy & smelly...
She ought to see that picture and be mortified. How embarrassing! Blown up lips, terrible "glasses," and the fugliest dude on the block. All that cash and those two look like mental patients!
They really think they're above the other celeb-whore-ties too with their hippie/emo personas too. Who do they think they're fooling into thinking they're actually cerebral or above it all?
Is it just me or does he look like he is under the influence of methamphetamines in these pictures? He is a notorious drug addict in Italy....unfortunately there are also rumors in Italy he is HIV positive....he also looks like he has lypodystrophy.
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Leave Your CommentI hate Mary-Kate. She has that annoying, pursed Renee Zellwhatever smile. She is so young, but there is absolutely nothing youthful about her. Dresses like an old lady, smiles as if she is missing teeth...I don't get it.
Lucy Liu is still looking hot, though.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2008 12:24:45
He was great in Mask. Bless Mary Kate's heart, it's so nice of her to donate her dry malnourished pastrami folds to someone with Elephant Man's Syndrome.
By J-Bird, on March 6, 2008 12:25:35
Wow, that guy has to be one of the biggest fruit-scented douches I've ever seen in my life. I bet HE'S into kiddie porn, which explains a lot about his taste in "women".
By Abram, on March 6, 2008 12:25:53
"Lucy Liu is still looking hot, though."
Meh. Viet-Kong whores with freckles aren't my thing.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2008 12:27:01
I fucking hate the way those Olsens pose with that duck lipped smile, and Lucy Liu is still ugly.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2008 12:27:52
Most dudes aren't into Mary-Kate Olsen for the same reason they aren't into child porn, so I'm confused how she manages to convince guys to date her.
Think this might help clear the confusion:
Elkann also spent three months in a coma after a cocaine and heroin overdose in the home of a transsexual in 2005.
By Fred, on March 6, 2008 12:39:35
"Meh. Viet-Kong whores with freckles aren't my thing."
Lucy Liu is Chinese. And somehow I was unaware that she was a whore. Where have I been.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2008 12:51:03
An Asian girl and a girl who looks like a 13 year old. A pedophile's wet dream.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2008 12:54:01
Lucy Liu is the hottest cross-eyed chick I know of.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2008 12:56:45
Mary Kate, her vile twin and the entire white trash Olsen family should join the Bush family for life imprisonment on Guantanamo. Her only reason for living is to give Lilo someone to look down on.
By Joe, on March 6, 2008 13:01:21
I didn't even notice the part about the transexual. Yeah, that does explain a lot about this guy. Fuckin' cokehead.
By Abram, on March 6, 2008 13:05:00
"Mary Kate, dear, if you don't stop making that duck face, one day your face will get stuck that way."
By anonymous, on March 6, 2008 13:06:15
You say he's French AND he likes Mary Kate (aka pre-pubescent little girl)?? Well, then I guess there's only one thing to say/sing!
"Thank heaven for leetle girls
for leetle girls get bigger every day!
Thank heaven for leetle girls
zey grow up in zee most delightful way!
Zose leetle eyes so helpless and appealing
one day will flash and send you crashin' thru zee ceilin'
Thank heaven for leetle girls
thank heaven for zem all,
no matter where no matter who
for without zem, what would lettle boys do?
Thank heaven... thank heaven...
Thank heaven for leetle girls!"
By Maurice Chevalier, on March 6, 2008 13:14:06
the way the olsen twins present themselves - i picture them being members of andy warhols travelling circus. they do nothing but dress up weird, act weird, and do drugs. theyre pretty girls but soo messed up
By virgo, on March 6, 2008 13:15:29
If any of you guys ever see Mary-Kate or the one who's not Mary-Kate on the street, I'll pay you $50 to slap those fucking glasses off her head. I swear to fucking Christ, I am *SO* sick of those dinner plate sized Paris Hilton glasses. Seriously, you twats, if you need that much coverage just wear a goddamned hockey helmet.
By A guy with $50, on March 6, 2008 13:24:19
Good effort Maurice, but I'm pretty sure it says he's Italian.
Shouldn't be too hard to change the accent on your song though.
By Lance Pants, on March 6, 2008 13:47:18
Yes, but Italy >>> France, so let's just pretend he's French, because French people suck. Thanks.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2008 13:59:20
I didn't know Lon Cheney, Jr. was still alive. And in full make-up no less.
By Wolfman M, on March 6, 2008 14:08:29
Without even seeing the text under the photo, I KNEW this guy had something to do with drugs. Figured he was either a doctor, pharm rep, or - whaddyaknow, the tranny-lovin', China White snortin' heir to the Fiat fortune.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2008 14:22:18
Such a waste of money on such disgusting people.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2008 14:24:13
He looks cracked out of his mind here. Got the Winehouse eyes. Should be a good match for Mary Kate, then.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2008 14:33:43
Gee, is anyone surprised he has a Kabala string on his wrist? Rich people/celebrities are such a bunch of fucking lemmings, I swear.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2008 14:44:32
Uh, Mary Kate? George Burns called. He wants his glasses back.
By Aussie Damo, on March 6, 2008 14:56:12
Man, I hate to do this. But Lapo is American. He was born in New York. I'm fairly sure his mother is Italian.
He may come off as weird but the whole family is actually fairly normal, relatively speaking. Aside from the occasional drug overdose and poor choices in company, that is.
By Vigilante, on March 6, 2008 15:06:42
"Lapo's a good-looking guy"...
Are you fucking kidding me? He looks like he hasn't washed his hair in weeks; he looks like a psychotic pedophile. Then again, since Mary Kate thinks she's 14 years old, that might work for both of them...
By anonymous, on March 6, 2008 15:07:59
Oh, the article said he is Italian. I don't know why I confused that with "French."
But zee song still fits, wee?
By anonymous, on March 6, 2008 15:31:01
Are we even sure this Italian guy pictured with MK is a real guy? Coked up, months in a coma and hanging with a transexual leads me to believe MK is seeking some mommy love from some rich hermaphrodite! And by the way-when the Olsen sisters were babies on their tv show I used to tell friends kids that the sisters were monkeys that had been taught to speak.I made a lot of kids cry! Greggo
By Greggo, on March 6, 2008 16:00:36
It is obviously a requirement that any man who would put his penis in that has to have a history of severe drug use including but not limited to an overdose that may or may not result in death.
Could she be the dealer? I've seen scary ugly guy dealers with hot chicks. Who says it couldn't work the other way around.
I'm just trying to make sense out of the senseless people.
By Hot Rob, on March 6, 2008 16:14:22
Dude looks seriously unbalanced. They're perfect for each other.
By Snarky McComments, on March 6, 2008 17:07:29
Vigilante. We all love you but you describing someone as being "normal" isn't all that convincing.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2008 17:12:09
I think her appeal as a dating target may lie in the fact that she and her sister are worth an estimated $300 million.
By rottenkitty, on March 6, 2008 17:15:40
Damn scary pic. I felt like Britney Spears' children during visiting day.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2008 17:18:30
Touche. And I love you too, 17:12.
By Vigilante, on March 6, 2008 17:33:58
"I think her appeal as a dating target may lie in the fact that she and her sister are worth an estimated $300 million.
By rottenkitty, on March 6, 2008 17:15:40"
True, but in the case of this particular dude and his supposed multi-billion dollar fortune, her money's basically private jet fuel to him.
Sick, huh?
By Hyperbole, on March 6, 2008 17:55:15
How old is she, and already hitting the botox?
By anonymous, on March 6, 2008 18:15:23
Goddamn. Give Joan Rivers a pound of coke, and you get Mary-Kate Olsen.
By JAC, on March 6, 2008 20:28:39
He looks like prize!!....NOT.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2008 21:58:56
Whats with the "dork" glasses?
By anonymous, on March 6, 2008 22:04:59
I don't care if Luci's hot. What I want to know is; Can she pull a rickshaw?
By Snarky McComments, on March 6, 2008 22:36:44
He's a good looking guy? No fucking way; he looks like a psycho douchebag. What is it with italian/french men, who think not taking a shower or washing their hair for 10 days is "sexy"? More like greasy & smelly...
By anonymous, on March 6, 2008 23:19:08
well i am italian and i can say that he is italian but can't speak our language.and he is considered one of the greatest assholes in our country!
By sara, on March 7, 2008 03:29:51
Well, that's all well and good, but why is she wearing a scuba mask?
By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 06:31:39
She ought to see that picture and be mortified. How embarrassing! Blown up lips, terrible "glasses," and the fugliest dude on the block. All that cash and those two look like mental patients!
By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 08:16:48
Just when you want to get envious about the lives of Billionaires ... these two!
What a pair of tools.
By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 08:19:31
They really think they're above the other celeb-whore-ties too with their hippie/emo personas too. Who do they think they're fooling into thinking they're actually cerebral or above it all?
By voracious, on March 7, 2008 08:29:54
they both look like they should be in cats on broadway
By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 09:20:45
Is it just me or does he look like he is under the influence of methamphetamines in these pictures? He is a notorious drug addict in Italy....unfortunately there are also rumors in Italy he is HIV positive....he also looks like he has lypodystrophy.
By tony the tiger, on March 7, 2008 09:43:11
The most attractive thing about either of the Olsen sisters are their pocketbooks.
By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 11:05:48
There is not one attractive person in any one of these pictures.
By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 11:25:25
The goggles! They do nothing!!
By Holden Magroin, on March 7, 2008 17:17:45
I like Mary-Kate - she does coke and shops, if I had her money I'd do the same.
By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 18:17:11
"I like Mary-Kate - she does coke and shops, if I had her money I'd do the same."
Please die. Your very existence contributes nothing.
By anonymous, on March 8, 2008 07:37:24
its kinda fked up that she stole harry caray's glasses
By anonymous, on March 8, 2008 19:01:07
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