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Paris Hilton Busted Her Face

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A busted face is an improvement for her

By Weener, on March 31, 2008 08:21:25
Damnit, weener beat me to it.

By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 08:28:57
Benji looks like a puffy marshmallow man. Not sexy at all. They are grotesque.

By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 08:30:01
I think she's covering Benji's nuts that got stuck to her chin....

By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 08:47:50
Benji is like the Michelin man with tattoos. Ozzy is in better shape.

By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 09:17:17
What a waste of 3 minutes...where's the video of her falling down????

By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 09:26:23
awesome.

By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 09:40:17
I hope their's a massive scar as a result!

By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 10:14:39
haaaaaa bwhaaaaaaaaa
Thanks for making my morning.

By Grace Yip, on March 31, 2008 10:54:39
i dont think she fell - i think her body is so used to being on her knees the went into what felt most natural

By virgo, on March 31, 2008 11:09:11
Come on people, she is a real person and it's not nice to use people getting hurt as entertainment. By the way, did you see the beating Cung Le gave Frank Shamrock Saturday night? That was awesome!

By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 11:54:17
11:54: fighting is for idiots with no brains who are in dire need of anger management. Look at Jenna Jameson and her big ape -- birds of a feather.

As far as Paris falling... that comment from Jen, "feet like scuba flippers," nearly made me spew my spring water all over my keyboard. Keep 'em coming! Love it!

By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on March 31, 2008 12:06:05
Come on people, she is a real person and it's not nice to use people getting hurt as entertainment.

By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 11:54:17
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Wrong. She is NOT a real person. She's a cum burping, brain dead, herpes infected, dim witted, wonky eyed, fucked by every hollywood douchebag, arrogant, entitled acting, walking sperm recepticle slutty whore. She doesn't care about you or me, she only cares about herself. She's the lamest excuse for a human being EVER; she's a waste of oxygen. Personally, I find it hilarious when someone who is such a jerk falls on their face because they're so uncoordinated. It serves to remind them that they're not as all mighty as they obviously think they are...

By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 12:12:47
Check this out: the dumbass slut was there to "sign autographs". Who the fuck would want an autograph of someone who's done absolutely NOTHING during their lifetime? Any douchebag that asks for an autograph from this leg spread slut ought to be automatically bitch slapped...

By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 12:16:30
Looks like she's enjoying that floor. Is she tryong to hump it?

By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 12:28:06
Story and photos via Paris Hilton fansites

Funniest part of this post.

By Fred, on March 31, 2008 12:30:49
The Maddem brothers are lame ass posers also. I went to middle school with them and they were the bowl skater cut kids with turtle necks and Bill Cosby styled sweaters who had trendy things before others, like those original black and white LCD gameboys.

Those tools didn't have it rough and now, thanks to creative lying and bullshit marketing, they have everything in life to piss away because they're douche bags.

By Woody, on March 31, 2008 12:49:52
You would think that with feet as big as hers it would be virtually impossible for her to fall down.

By Hot Rob, on March 31, 2008 13:30:14
What the fuck is she wearing?

By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 13:33:52
Chudák Paris a to jsou CZECH PAPARAZZI!!!!

By ondra, on March 31, 2008 13:50:01
Why do these lame-ass fucking RETARDS keep chasing after her to get her goddamn picture making her think her stupid flabby ass is important? Fucking cunt! Irks the SHIT out of me!

By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 14:00:31
It looks like she's gettin her ass kicked in the pic...is he takin his foot to her head? Looks like a video you'd find on youtube of a high school fight!

By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 16:21:54
I LOVE when bad things happen to BAD people.

Did she cut her chin? Is there a chance it could get badly infected? The thought makes me smile.

By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 16:39:13
I agree with anonymous, on March 31, 2008 12:12:47

Paris must had saw a Penis on the floor or something and just had to go for it!!

By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 18:12:51
HA!

By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 18:49:44
Todd is the funniest person alive. That "she must have thought they were trying to steal her drugsm because Paris Hilton never runs from cameras" comment made me laugh out loud.

By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 18:50:30
Couldn't have happened to a more deserving, worthless, racist cunt.

But seriously, I am a little disappointed that she is so famous in Prague. I guess America alone can't take the blame for making this piece of shit as famous as she is.

By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 18:54:11
hehehe hahahahahah hohohohohohoh! I pee'd my self!

By ayatolla of rocken rolla, on March 31, 2008 21:24:07
she just scratched herself no bigdeal she is just a fucking drama queen and made one drop of blood into a hemorrage ,stupid slut

By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 23:56:39
Yeah; she must have seen some guy with a stiffie, because when pearASS sees a hard on, she automatically drops to her knees so she can suck it...

By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 02:14:43
Staged. Though i appreciate she came around guessing the people have seen enough of her vag, therefor she gives some "Parasite breaks her butt" performance. Which is indeed a classic, if you think about it.

By die Krautsalaten, on April 1, 2008 02:18:10
What a dumbass douchebag. We already knew she was stupid ("um, duh, I like both South Africa & West Africa; they're both nice countries, um, duh..."), we knew she was BOO-GLY with her no tits & size 11 feet & wonky eye, we knew she was herpes infected, we knew she'd been banged by every douchebag dude in hollywood, we already knew she was a full blown liar, we already knew she was an uneducated high school dropout, we already knew she was untalented (she even sucked in that porn video of hers). Now, we know she's an uncoordinated spazz who can't walk & chew gum at the same time. Fits in really well with the long list of everything she can't do or isn't...

By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 02:19:26
About the only redeeming thing about this leg spread slut is she's hilarious to watch make a complete & total jackass of herself. She ACTUALLY thinks she has fans who adore her; if only she knew that everyone thinks she's the joke of the world...

By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 02:20:47
Paris is so stupid, get off!

Prague is so beautiful without Paris :DD

By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 05:36:14
Paris is so stupid, get off!

Prague is so beautiful without Paris :DD

By petulka, on April 1, 2008 05:36:23
Her face was already busted.

By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 16:30:40
How will this affect Paris Hilton's ability to use her mouth? (for eating, drinking, speaking,
and, of course, performing certain acts on tape)

Thanks! :)

By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 02:52:57
I wish this ugly bitch would drop dead of a drug overdose. There's no other person who makes me more sick than that ungrateful piece of shit. I'd like to see her hung in times square. Beat with canes and bats. Then stoned, spit on and kicked and shit on. I HATE that bitch so bad. I really hope she dies SOON!

By I'mReallyNotUsuallySoAngry, on April 2, 2008 12:57:15
Yeeeehah! I've waited so long to see her kissing concrete. So glad it happened overseas with no car nearby. Sophie Monk must love it.

By Sandbitch, on April 4, 2008 10:24:32