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Paris Hilton is Really, Really Stupid

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A law prohibiting from publishing news about Paris Hilton is desperately needed.

By anonymous, on March 24, 2008 16:19:23
I have a feeling that Paris Hilton would lose on Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader.

By Brandy, on March 24, 2008 16:21:15
I have a feeling that Paris Hilton would lose on Are You Smarter Than A Mollusc.

Seriously, when is this whore going to do the world some good and just fucking die?

By Lohantastic, on March 24, 2008 16:23:57
She is probably one of the saddest forms of life I've ever heard of, but drug abusing? Let's get real, it's weed.

By anonymous, on March 24, 2008 16:33:31
Paris Hilton is a fuckin cocaine vacuum. Don't defend that whore, idiot.

By anonymous, on March 24, 2008 16:36:15
Wow! Selfish and ignorant celebrities like Angelina Jolie could learn a thing or two from this inspirational and beautiful woman.
Paris is a great role model and I hope I can be as intelligent and caring as her one day.

And if my sarcasm isn't obscenely obvious, I'm pointing it out now that nothing I said was serious.

By mollay, on March 24, 2008 16:38:40
I hope she gets AIDS, like one of those nasty African strains, and dies horribly.

By thebig28, on March 24, 2008 16:45:36
I really wish someone had come running in during her photo op and played the classic "we're like a couple of niggers!" video. It would have been awesome to see an entire crowd staring her down while she tried to get out of it by handing out blowjobs.

By anonymous, on March 24, 2008 16:45:59
What a useless bag of water she is.

By Joe Mahma, on March 24, 2008 16:50:33
Wouldn't it be great to see Paris Hilton and Kellie Pickler on Celebrity Jeopardy? I mean, if you could suppress the gag reflex on seeing Paris once again grab undeserved attention.

By Vitamin D, on March 24, 2008 17:09:38
I sincerely hope those kids don't even know who she is, and just assumes it might be Angelina Jolie wanting to adopt them or Carrie Underwood making a video for "I'll Stand by You II" Otherwise none of this is acceptable. That little girl who is pressed up against her face just bought herself a prescription for Valtrex.

By anonymous, on March 24, 2008 17:22:56
"I hope she gets AIDS, like one of those nasty African strains, and dies horribly."
nobody except from rapists and child abusers deserves to die from AIDS or the like. if you don't like her and have come to the conclusion that she's stupid, then nobody forces you to read this article. the fact that you read it and even commented on it shows that you in some way care about what she's doing. and if you just want to know whether she's dead or not you could have stopped reading at the headline. if she died you'd definitely know. they'd probably turn her cremation into a reality show.

By anonymous, on March 24, 2008 17:29:51
And she has herpes!!!

By Pus filled Paris, on March 24, 2008 17:35:03
New here, 17:29?

By anonymous, on March 24, 2008 17:40:06
This was the same bitch who made fun of someone for going to public school.

At least in public school we learned that south africa is a country and west africa is a region of the continent of africa.

By Prettyboy, on March 24, 2008 17:56:19
At least she's doing something good instead of spreading STD's.

By anonymous, on March 24, 2008 18:28:46
Her tits look like mosquito bites in that first pic. Again shows what amazing work those bras do for her.

By anonymous, on March 24, 2008 18:29:58
Um, whose idea was it to let her go to My Coke Fest? Just axing...

By Angry Bob, on March 24, 2008 18:39:26
what doper wouldn't want to go to something called "My Coke Fest"

By anonymous, on March 24, 2008 18:59:50
She needs to take a lesson from Kellie Pickler "the dick tickler" and get some implants.

By anonymous, on March 24, 2008 19:34:49
WTF? Look at the photos she is autographing. Just what the kids need...photos of Paris in a bikini. This is her humanitarian work???

By anonymous, on March 24, 2008 19:56:18
All that money and her private school couldn't even teach her geography?

By anonymous, on March 24, 2008 20:51:11
Someone should teach those kids to stay away from the "white devil."

By Paris Sucks!, on March 24, 2008 20:56:56
I can't believe someone would name their kid Benji.

By anonymous, on March 24, 2008 21:24:04
Let's all just agree that this stupid cum burping slut has no brains, is a media whore (emphasize WHORE) and will never think of anyone but herself; she will NEVER do any charity work of any consequence because it would force her to associate with "those beneath her", but not on her own terms. She's absolutely delusional; she sees herself as a model or a rock star. Look at the picture of her autographing pictures of herself; how arrogant. She's living in her own little world, and she'll never come out unless she's forced to, like being dragged off to jail again (which I thought was HILARIOUS).

I say fuck her; she's a total waste of skin. She's so stupid that, if she had an original thought go through her head, it'd be the shortest trip in North America...

By anonymous, on March 24, 2008 21:37:17
At least she's doing something good instead of spreading STD's.

By anonymous, on March 24, 2008 18:28:46

um no. the only reason why she's there is because the guy she's currently fucking and sucking is playing a concert there. are u new here also???

By Niecy, on March 24, 2008 22:18:05
You have to admit though... look at her eyes. She looks less stoned. Or posed. Or maybe even happy? And her face looks to be filling out, like she's healthy and eating better. I hope it's all real though, not just an accident, or something to get publicity or attention.

By anonymous, on March 24, 2008 23:35:49
Maybe she'll go that one step further and pick up a little broodling on the way and keep it for, like, six months, at least.

By Fred, on March 25, 2008 03:19:57
hey 1 outta 2 ain't bad.

By keep it real, on March 25, 2008 05:17:26
I agree, she's an idiot. "I love Africa" - only a complete retard would say that.

By anonymous, on March 25, 2008 07:04:04
She probably thought that "My Coke Fest" involved the white, powdery variety.

Also, no one probably told her that there are [racial expletive deleted]s in South Africa.

By The Joker, on March 25, 2008 07:13:17
Africa has enough health problems, they don't need her adding to it. I bet those autographed pics will look good on a mud hut wall.

By anonymous, on March 25, 2008 08:26:10
Paris Hilton thinks that Peter Pan is a hospital instrument and that Cock Robin is a felony.

By Phil McGroin, on March 25, 2008 08:37:16
Hey hey hey, I too enjoyed West Africa it was very nice, idiots.

By Britney Spears, on March 25, 2008 09:01:08
Paris Hilton is really, really, stupid? HA! Talk about stating the obvious! Maybe someone can convince her that Africa loves her, too, and that she should stay there forever.

By anonymous, on March 25, 2008 09:10:20
I hope she doesn't run into any cannibals because they'll be disappointed, there's more meat on a chicken wing. Those tits are mosquito bites I hope she gets malaria.

By anonymous, on March 25, 2008 09:48:53
I gotta say....as deplorable a human as she is, she sure look sgreat to me, small boobs and all.

By anonymous, on March 25, 2008 10:14:16
She was overheard telling the kids that they can sell the autographed pics on eBay.

By anonymous, on March 25, 2008 10:54:39
Anon 17:29,

Fruitloop.

By thebig28, on March 25, 2008 14:05:42
She needs to be exiled to the country of California and forgotten.

By juanbigone, on March 25, 2008 14:42:55
pearASS went to Africa because they told her if she went, they'd throw her a party & make her the "Punja" queen. Then, when she got to Africa, all the men lined up in a line, unzipped their pants flies & she gave a Punja to every man there; some more than once...

By anonymous, on March 25, 2008 18:04:33
shit she sure is a fucking AIR HEAD

By anonymous, on March 25, 2008 20:18:38
In some instances, the fucked up personalities in Hollywood can offer, if little else in the way of intellectual currency, unusual habits and soundbytes useful in creating a profile of the individual--a readily available case study. The sum of these incidences is sometimes interesting from a psychological bent. Unfortunately, Paris cannot provide this--all the depth she possesses is, literally, inside her; stretched and malformed, a sorrowful, sordid tale of a life of simple pleasures and recurring flare-ups. Hopefully when she dies, and those basic constituents of her existence reintegrate into the system, they take part in something more intriguing than a warm pocket of flesh.

By anonymous, on March 26, 2008 00:55:53
When I first saw the pictures my first thought was, "Oh crap, as if Africa dealing with AIDS, ebola, and constant warfare isn't enough, now they've got herpes coming they're way!" Man, those people are getting screwed from all sides. They should have made her wear a spacesuit to protect themselves from her many forms of venereal disease :-X

21:24:04--Maybe they didn't and it's a nickname for Benjamin? Makes more sense.

By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 18:40:36