35 Comments:

• lawl

  By anonymous, on March 4, 2008 10:48:46

• Confucius says: Beware the Buddhist guru with a damn myspace page!

  By justin, on March 4, 2008 10:49:07

• LULZ. Busted again, you dumb cunt.

  By anonymous, on March 4, 2008 10:50:20

• Eh. At least she's not some mindless Fundamentalist sheep like most other old money families.

  By anonymous, on March 4, 2008 10:50:22

• Paris Hilton really doesn't deserve to wear white.

  By anonymous, on March 4, 2008 10:56:24

• she hasnt been in the news lately so she'll do anything for some publicity.

  By anonymous, on March 4, 2008 10:56:28

• Jebus, what a dumbass. Just when I think pearASS couldn't get any stupider, she goes & does something like this.
  
  Looking at her media whoring from the perspective of a parent, I would be absolutely mortified if my child did anything remotely like this leg spead slut has done over the years. She's so starved for attention (and anonymous stranger cock) that she'll do anything to get it. I just wonder how she's going to explain this to any kids she may have. They would need trust funds in the millions, to fund all the therapy their dim witted, leg spread slutty whore of a mom forced them to need.

  By anonymous, on March 4, 2008 11:01:07

• She's probably taking acting lessons from him.

  By anonymous, on March 4, 2008 11:04:12

• You guys are taking this all wrong! This is sensational news...you have a pseudo guru, one of those mind-control cult type guys, who usually gets his followers to commit mass suicide or convince them to set themselves on fire or jump off a building in protest of something or other.
  
  This could be the big break we have all been waiting for...In order to protest the cruelty of the tabloid media and other unfair shit she is subjected to in her difficult life, Paris Hilton, stands on the roof of the Ivy, douses herself in gasoline, sets herself on fire, jumps off the roof then in mid-air, shoots herself in the head as the flames consume her...then lands with a thud...on top of Nicole Richie...who dies too
  
  can we not form some sort of chant, or mantra or drum circle to get this going?
  
  If anyone can do it, it is a guru type of guy like this one.
  
  

  By JR, on March 4, 2008 11:15:37

• LOL, love the way he carefully holds his booklet with the cover (of himself) facing out to the cameras. I was not aware Buddhist gurus had a Marketing plan.

  By anonymous, on March 4, 2008 11:19:01

• If Karma's real she's coming back as a herpes sore.

  By Abram, on March 4, 2008 11:20:31

• stupid whore maybe she is making a porno movie with that crazy looking bastard so they are together to promote the porno sick bitch

  By anonymous, on March 4, 2008 11:37:11

• Four words to define Paris "too much dick is never enough" Hilton: Cum guzzling thunder cunt.

  By I hate Hippies, on March 4, 2008 11:55:14

• Ha! I thought he claimed to be a Shaman but his my space (LOL) says he's hispanic and married. ROFL Good grief. And Paris hair has never looked worse or more unflattering. Let's hope she keeps that assymetrical style.

  By anonymous, on March 4, 2008 11:59:35

• Funny how skanks after sucking 10,000 dicks suddenly want to find spiritual enlightenment; like the mother-of-all-skanks Madonna.
  Best part is they always go for some idiotic cult or guru that's far more interested in their money than their "salvation" - like Kaballah. Poetic justice, I'd say.

  By Fred, on March 4, 2008 11:59:44

• If she was doing this for a joke it's surprisingly good, if she was really trying to fool people into thinking she's spiritual she's just failed life completely. I recognised that guy right away and I hardly ever watch TV.

  By That mystical orange wearing actor guy, on March 4, 2008 12:53:57

• ROTFLMAO

  By Joe Mahma, on March 4, 2008 13:26:46

• He's got a lot of balls letting Paris drive.

  By anonymous, on March 4, 2008 13:27:25

• I was suspicious of the "guru" when I saw he was wearing black oxford dress shoes, hardly a Buddhist monk's shoe of choice...
  
  Oh yeah, Paris is a whore.

  By Storm, on March 4, 2008 13:39:52

• weirdest. story. ever.

  By anonymous, on March 4, 2008 13:54:33

• 10:50:22, so worshiping herself is obviously much better?
  
  Come on, she and guru-boy are obviously huge media sluts, so they decided to slut it up together. Wonder how much she paid him to go around with her to make her look more "spiritual."
  
  And if that dude is also Hispanic and married, I wonder if he's her chauffeur in an ebay-purchased costume.

  By anonymous, on March 4, 2008 14:33:38

• what a pair of hotties. ladies, gentlemen, take notice - we could all learn from these fine upscale role models.

  By anonymous, on March 4, 2008 15:17:01

• anonymous 13:54:33
  
  What's so weird about it? Paris is a liar, her image is fake, and... well, there's probably some cock in this story we just don't know about.
  
  Nothing at all unusual about that.

  By Bonzo G. Flatulence, on March 4, 2008 15:26:02

• Is she still here?

  By anonymous, on March 4, 2008 16:27:31

• so basically she has some buddhist monk fetish

  By Prettyboy, on March 4, 2008 17:29:35

• Poor guy looks like he's been kidnapped ha ha.

  By anonymous, on March 4, 2008 18:50:15

• epic fucking fail.

  By galley, on March 4, 2008 19:27:02

• Hey why all the hate, I think that they make a cute couple!
  
  hahahahahahhah!

  By anonymous, on March 4, 2008 20:02:27

• Maybe he'll cast a spell to make her go away.

  By anonymous, on March 4, 2008 20:06:41

• I thought it was a screengrab from "Melvin and Howard."

  By MsLohan, on March 5, 2008 03:28:55

• Cheech and Chong !

  By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 05:15:30

• It's sad when you are so stupid that you have no idea how stupid you really are.

  By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 10:49:50

• if she knew this and did it for a publicity stunt
  she's the dumbest bitch i've ever seen-if she didn't and this guy put one over on her-she's the dumbest bitch i've ever seen--either way, she's the dumbest bitch i've ever seen

  By montana mike, on March 5, 2008 20:21:51

• She looks depressed...could be her hair, it was ugly on Vicky B. and it's ugly on her. Somehow the only one who looked better with that hidious hair was surprisingly, Kimberly Stewart.

  By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 23:21:07

• This is not a Buddhist!!!!!!!!!
  Rather a Hindu or something.

  By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 15:53:32