Paris Hilton Wants a Best Friend

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  1. Doesn't the last F stand for forever? Shouldn't it be BFFN? Best Friend For Now, or even BFUIGBWY? Best Friend Until I Get Bored With You

    By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 10:46:40

  2. I'd gladly be her Friend With Benefits.

    By J-Bird, on March 14, 2008 10:49:01

  3. I thought she was supposed to go to Africa to do some humanitarian work.

    By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 10:49:16

  4. J-Bird, she has genital herpes. You need to raise your standards a little higher.

    By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 10:52:38

  5. That says a lot about this wonderful young lady - she has to buy her friends. What's next - purchasing new parents?

    By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 11:03:47

  6. Sadly, they wouldn't be shoving this shit through our TV screens if there wasn't a market for it. Climb into that handbasket America, and enjoy the ride to hell. :^(

    By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 11:19:05

  7. 11:19, you nailed it. We are SO fucked as a nation.

    By Bread N. Circuses, on March 14, 2008 11:31:12

  8. Good point 11:19.

    It's a real shame that MTV is molding the minds of America's youth. I'd have to say that they take a fairly large chunk of the blame for what is wrong with America. Does anybody even know if they show music videos anymore?

    By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 11:32:05

  9. she is a useless skank not worth the time ,her huge feet smell her big nose has spiders cover in buggers and her flat ass has a buttplug in it and is cover in you know what

    By paris is crap, on March 14, 2008 12:01:55

  10. Show looks like a joke--much like Paris.

    By Nicole Ritchie, on March 14, 2008 12:04:06

  11. I think MTV5 shows some videos once in awhile.

    By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 12:13:51

  12. All of the "BFF" wannabees should be women from jail. Like ParisHerpesHilton.

    By enough already, on March 14, 2008 12:24:59

  13. Why is she on a bed? Was there a gang bang with the crew after they shot the promo?

    By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 13:01:07

  14. They should have a small dog as a contestant and then let it win.

    By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 13:09:44

  15. You look sexy

    By lo, on March 14, 2008 13:21:36

  16. There will be toilet seat protectors provided for these 20 people that are living in her house right?

    By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 13:36:00

  17. This is such a terrifying idea. Wasn't Miley Cyrus just saying she wanted more friends? The two of them seem perfect for each other.

    By oakling, on March 14, 2008 13:38:38

  18. It would be a good show if the winner got to back over this bitch with their car.

    By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 14:25:19

  19. PH only appeals to losers. They can’t make it themselves, so they look up to this vapid persona that idolizes money and fame without substance as their “hero.” They’re so jealous of those who do make it with the education talent, and integrity it takes, because they just don’t have it themselves. That’s why they throw out their myopic stuff about jealousy and being overweight. They’re just too stupid and low class to see how obvious it makes them look to everyone else.

    By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 14:25:22

  20. She wants a Best Friend, sure, I'll do that. But only if I can cum on her face and hair.

    By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 14:32:19

  21. Those feet! They look like large Quiznos subs stuffed in pumps.

    By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 15:15:52

  22. Great comments people! Damn, 14:25:19, you made me spit out my drink LOL! But seriously, how can I go about applying for this??

    By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 17:34:36

  23. "...someone who's not gonna stab me in the back like has happened a lot in this town,"

    That's exactly what she's going to end up doing to the loser that "wins" this contest.

    By Fred, on March 14, 2008 18:18:32

  24. if i didn't have a life i would go do this. just so i could go make fun of her in the "confessionals" and come out and lie and lie and lie until i won and then i would fuck her with a machete strap-on.

    By Niecy, on March 14, 2008 19:06:06

  25. What a pathetic ass show.

    By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 21:20:32

  26. I would love to hang with her for a few days,then I would proabably hang myself

    By madmike, on March 15, 2008 04:26:47

  27. This stupid twat...she just has NO SHAME. Or brains. I wonder if she has any idea of how badly people around the world think of her, how they see her as a herpes infected, dimwitted, leg spread slut. No, probably not. She's too busy living in her own little world; call it Bizarro World, where reality is backwards. Examples:

    Real world Bizarro World
    She's a slut She's a "good girl"
    She's stupid She's a genius
    She's a media whore She's "wanted"
    She's herpes infected She's clean & desired
    She's a joke as an actress She's a "serious" actress
    She sucks as a singer Everyone loves her
    She loves to suck dick I'm a good girl!
    She's worthless crap I'm "special!"

    Someone please just off her; having her waste my oxygen is torture...

    By anonymous, on March 16, 2008 03:12:27

  28. In this dumb cunt's world, BFF stands for Butt Fucking Friend. She's looking for someone to cornhole her 24/7/365...

    By anonymous, on March 16, 2008 03:14:54

  29. Who'd wanna be her best friend. It's not like you'd ever be able to borrow her shoes.

    By Kari, on March 17, 2008 10:15:56

  30. The guy currently in the lead looks like a real winrar.

    By anonymous, on March 17, 2008 11:02:04

  31. With this absolutely dumbass "reality" show, lesbian pearASS can hang out with other lesbians & faghags & gayboys. pearASS goes down on other women, so this really is nothing more than her pathetic way of finding fresh meat to fuck...

    By anonymous, on March 17, 2008 23:06:08

  32. Pair-ASS Hilton (or as I like to call her, PUSSY HOLE) is the worlds biggest dumbass; if she ever had an original thought go through her head, it would be the shortest trip in North America. I hope this stupid show bombs terribly, just like her incredibly stupid movie ("the hottie & the nottie", which made like $250k in 1000 theatres; hilarious!) and her stupid suck-ass album (only the French seem to like it; nothing more needs to be said). Once again, she's going to prove to the world that she's truly "good for nothing".

    What I can't understand is why she's still alive. Becuase of her behavior (sucking dick & getting fucked on video, whining, complaining, bitching, cat fights, drinking & drugging in public (and on film), rehabs stays, media whoring, continually lying, jailterm, crying like a stupid dumbass while being taken to jail & generally being the worlds worst media whore), her grandfather decided to give 97% of the Hilton fortune to charity. That's right, he decided that a charity was better off with the money THAN HIS OWN RELATIVES. If I were a Hilton family member, I would have killed her by now...VERY SLOWLY & PAINFULLY...

    By anonymous, on March 18, 2008 03:38:09

  33. What they didn't show here was, after the announcement, pearASS sucked the cock of every man there; she sucked over 50 cocks. Then she said "Oh, I'm a good girl..."

    By anonymous, on March 18, 2008 12:36:28

  34. Her casting application is at www.parisbff.com/viplist - check out those questions! hahahaa

    By MartiniJoe, on March 24, 2008 18:06:05

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