We need more pictures of her tits to figure out whether they are really lopsided. Someone get to work immediately on this please, and post the pictures as soon as you can.
For all you kids who are too young to know what that is:
We're talking about the most pathetic, stupid, boring, absurdely overrated band of the 90ies. Visually they had a striking resemblance to apes. On 2nd thought ... intellectual- and talentwise too. Just far less entertaining than apes.
my first thought was "chick in lethal weapon" Her boobs are very different. Ones like a B cup and the other is a C cup....tee hee booobs, got to love em
Her boobs aren't wonky. If you actually pay attention to how she's posing, she's got the left one turned significantly closer to the camera than the right one. Thus, the right one looks smaller.
Look at the first picture and you'll see even boobies. I was going to leave a comment about some moron who can't really think about what they are seeing saying something about wonky boobs, but the morons have beaten me to the punch.
Not bad for a middle aged English twat. Good for her for utilizing the last few months of sexual appeal she has...before she's put out to pasture with the rest of the old cows.
"Not bad for a middle aged English twat. Good for her for utilizing the last few months of sexual appeal she has...before she's put out to pasture with the rest of the old cows."
0-2 baby 2-4 Toddler 5-12 child 13-19 teenager 20-24 young adult 25-29 not young adult not middle age - just an adult 30+ middle age 60+ elderly/senior/old bastards
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By Tazznum1, on March 11, 2008 11:52:46
Oasis. I almost forgot about those hacks. You're my wonderWAAAAALLLLL!!
By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 11:58:45
Funny. I always think of her as playing the little girl of Daisy and Tom Buchanan in Mia Farrow/Robert Redford's version of "The Great Gatsby."
By Voice Like Money, on March 11, 2008 12:24:16
She's actually very pretty.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 12:26:31
Funny. I always think of her getting pounded by Mel Gibson in his beach trailer in Lethal Weapon 2.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 12:26:55
Funny, I always think of her sitting on my face and telling me that she loves me.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 12:52:24
Lopsy Topsy ... as my ex used to call chicks with two different sized boobs.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 12:54:55
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By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 12:54:57
Mmmmmmboobs.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 13:00:24
She is aging very well. Definite tongue bath material.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 13:01:54
Those are ridiculously lopsided, her face is completey frozen, she's nothing but a groupie (three ex husbands) and I hate her.
By Samantha Findlay, on March 11, 2008 13:11:08
She's looking kinda fucked up, like Liam beat her down a whole bunch of times, or she's taken too many drugs/too much botox.
And what's with the lopsided titties? Does she name them "largey" and "smalley"?
By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 13:19:34
She'll always be the little girl who could make that pop sound with her finger in her mouth.
Can't stand her OR frozen peas...
By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 13:22:40
She's not holding both shoulders straight; hence the lopsided look of the tits. She looks fantastic.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 13:25:41
We need more pictures of her tits to figure out whether they are really lopsided. Someone get to work immediately on this please, and post the pictures as soon as you can.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 13:36:08
The lopsidedness is my fault. I sucked on the right one between takes in the trailer on the beach scene. Sorry mates.
By Mel Gibson, on March 11, 2008 13:42:13
"... for being the ex-wife of Oasis frontman ..."
For all you kids who are too young to know what that is:
We're talking about the most pathetic, stupid, boring, absurdely overrated band of the 90ies. Visually they had a striking resemblance to apes. On 2nd thought ... intellectual- and talentwise too. Just far less entertaining than apes.
By die Krautsalaten, on March 11, 2008 13:59:41
meh
By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 14:27:04
my first thought was "chick in lethal weapon" Her boobs are very different. Ones like a B cup and the other is a C cup....tee hee booobs, got to love em
By citmyway, on March 11, 2008 14:37:15
She wasn't the wife of the brother who writes all the songs, mind you. She married the one who plays the tambourine.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 14:40:21
There is no way in hell this chick is 40.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 14:59:44
I WANNA SUCKLE HER WONKY TITTIES!
By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 15:10:01
Well, it's good to know that she's anatomically correct!
By oakling, on March 11, 2008 15:29:24
Her boobs aren't wonky. If you actually pay attention to how she's posing, she's got the left one turned significantly closer to the camera than the right one. Thus, the right one looks smaller.
Look at the first picture and you'll see even boobies. I was going to leave a comment about some moron who can't really think about what they are seeing saying something about wonky boobs, but the morons have beaten me to the punch.
By NotBlonde, on March 11, 2008 16:03:15
Not bad for a middle aged English twat. Good for her for utilizing the last few months of sexual appeal she has...before she's put out to pasture with the rest of the old cows.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 16:03:28
when did 40 become middle aged????
By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 16:15:31
hot? yeah, maybe. But probably a little too portly for that gitup.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 17:36:31
no doubt, i'd skeet in her milf pooper
By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 18:28:29
40 is the new 30.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 20:01:26
"Not bad for a middle aged English twat. Good for her for utilizing the last few months of sexual appeal she has...before she's put out to pasture with the rest of the old cows."
By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 16:03:28
She can graze in my pasture anytime.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 20:04:13
Lol 18:28:29
By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 20:05:06
NotBlonde -
Her boobs are wonky even in the first pic. Use your eyes.
Talk about being a moron who doesn't know what they're seeing or saying.
Die a slow painful death, fuckwit.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 07:06:06
40 always was middle aged. WTF do you call it?
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2-4 Toddler
5-12 child
13-19 teenager
20-24 young adult
25-29 not young adult not middle age - just an adult
30+ middle age
60+ elderly/senior/old bastards
I don't acknowledge "tweens"
By Tazznum1, on March 12, 2008 07:10:01
She was stunning in Lethal Weapon 2. Re-watch that movie and you will feel guilty for posting anything negative about her.
By Donkey Punch, on March 12, 2008 10:59:44
"She was stunning in Lethal Weapon 2. Re-watch that movie and you will feel guilty for posting anything negative about her."
Yeah, Sofia Loren was once pretty hot, and now she looks like a leather gym bag. Funny how that Father Time cat shows no mercy.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 12:16:31
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