25 Comments:

1. Fuck everyone involved.

   By poops, on March 27, 2008 08:32:21

2. Fuck fucking.

   By Derp, on March 27, 2008 08:56:07

3. "the myth that Jake Gyllenhaal can get close to a vagina without giggling"
   
   probably it's "without wrinkling up his nose" just like Reese does in about half of her scenes.

   By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 09:06:04

4. Gylenhaal's no gayer for wanting to suck the occasional dick than I am for wanting to suck his.

   By That guy on the down low, on March 27, 2008 09:07:37

5. Jake and Ryan should stop playing games and just get together and bang each other already.

   By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 09:16:58

6. "What a strange situation I find myself in"? Dude you fucked around on your wife -- it's a strange situation you PUT yourself in. Asshole.

   By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 09:24:09

7. Ryan Phillippe is a pig.
   
   He should go to hell.

   By BustyRaquel, on March 27, 2008 09:41:24

8. *sigh* R&R they used to be such a cute couple. i can't believe he was such a dick!

   By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 09:48:45

9. Cornish is a big improvement over Reese the ice princess.

   By Snarky McComments, on March 27, 2008 10:26:12

10. or giggling and squealing "Ewwww!!"

    By oakling, on March 27, 2008 10:28:48

11. Reese went from a fairly pretty heterosexual to a closeted homosexual. I think I need to take her out and show her what a real man is like! And then maybe she'll autograph my collector's box set of the Legally Blonde movies. . . . I mean Sweet Home Alabama. . . . I mean Cruel Intentions. Jesus, has this girl been in any movies that weren't completely gay?

    By thebig28, on March 27, 2008 10:59:40

12. Maybe Ryan doesn't want to look, but I'm almost certain he'd want to WATCH...

    By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 11:42:21

13. That's one lucky bitch gettin to fuck those guys

    By justin, on March 27, 2008 11:50:09

14. I bet Jake is just with her so that he can get closer to Ryan Phillippe.

    By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 12:15:17

15. Fucking, fuck.. fuck. Fucking.. who'd want this girl anyway? Huh? Fucking.. just get her ugly mug off my computer screen. My fucking.. TV, too. Fuck, I can't stand looking at her.

    By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 12:38:29

16. Sure he cares. About as much as I do.

    By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 14:20:13

17. fuck reese! ryan's hot..

    By kyla, on March 27, 2008 15:11:51

18. I still can't believe that people think Jake is gay because of one movie. People finally stopped calling Heath gay for Brokeback Mountain because he died, but here we are, anonymous commenting that Jake's gay every time we see a report about him.
    
    If he was really a closeted homosexual, he would have avoided the role in Brokeback like the plague.
    
    I also love how everyone assumes they know Reese's personality. That's a laugh. People need to realize that they know relatively nothing about these lives. Just because we know who is dating who doesn't mean we know a bit about the dynamic of their relationships or their emotional truths.
    
    Get over yourselves, people.

    By Amy, on March 27, 2008 16:40:14

19. Amy = bitter because Jake is gay and would never touch her in a million years.

    By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 18:02:44

20. I want to finger bang Reese on a roller coaster.

    By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 18:45:33

21. So this is the alternative ending for Cruel Intentions...
    
    no taxi? =[

    By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 20:13:36

22. Totally agree with you Amy. You said it all.

    By anonymous, on March 28, 2008 14:13:56

23. RYAN IS HOOOOOOOOOOOT! i LOVE HIM!!!

    By anonymous, on March 28, 2008 23:16:32

24. I agree agreeing with your own comments is lame.

    By anonymous, on March 29, 2008 06:30:50

25. Oh, pleeeeeaaaassssseeeee stop whining, you whiner. You got caught screwing around. That's how 'you found yourself in this strange situation.' Geeeeezzzz, shaddup already.

    By Skippy, on March 29, 2008 09:09:50