It was completely cruel and I'm a guy. She never prided herself on being a beauty. Not everyone is meant to be a supermodel. That's why you find so much plastic broads in Hollywood. Leave her be.
I'm a dude too, and I think that kind of shit is just dumb. It's really cruel to publicly call someone out like that. It's fine when they do their "20 most sexy," but the opposite just doesn't translate. If I was her husband, I'd find the asshat who wrote the article and beat the ever-living fuck out of him.
She really isn't that attractive at all and I agree with the poll. She should just laugh it off cause she is successful at what she wants to do and most people aren't. So she's lucky, <STRIKE>butt</STRIKE> but ugly.
Fucking unfair on her. She's gorgeous in her own way. I'll give my vote to Cameron Diaz and Kirsten Dunst for being the unsexiest and most boring celebs of all times.
COME ON the bitch is damn ugly ,you people think she is hot because she is on tv ,there are alot of ugly chicks that people call hot just because they are on tv or the movies , so yeah Sarah J Parker is damn ugly lol
No, she isn't gorgeous in her own way. She's ugly on the inside and out. An evil-looking, narcissistic, greedy witch who produced a show that helped to completely erode the morals of women. Lindsay Lohan even says that Sex and the City inspired her "free" dating life. But she can be forgiven because she's young and only hurting herself. Not this chick.
Just look at her face. Says it all. Heather Mills looks like Gidget in comparison.
No TODD really hit the nail on the head: there's uglier chicks out there, but they ain't selling beauty products. I think the reason Maxim said that is because we're sick of this meh-looking old bitching being rammed down our throats as a leading lady. She should be playing John C. Reily's love interest, not Matthew McConauh-whatever's.
As a dude, I'd have to agree that she's not the worlds sexiest woman, but there's plenty uglier out there. I have a couple of friends who work at a studio, and they say she's always been really nice to them, even though they were just on the crew. So, to me, it's kinda uncool to call her "The world's Unsexiest". Personally, I'd much rather have a woman like her than 100 slutty skanks like paris hilton or SLUTney...
world's unsexiest? seriously? She's classy, talented, and very good looking, unlike half of the idiots who are famous in hollywood due to retarded shows such as "the hills."
Wait a minute...what makes a woman sexy? Are you telling me it's 100% about looks? Most guys will say there are other factors that make women sexy, not just the looks.
She can dry her tears with the piles of money she's made. If I were as rich as her, Maxim could call me whatever they want and I'd use their pages to wipe my ass.
She's not only ugly as sin but a fucking hypocrite as well. She started her own clothing line called Bitten and claims it's for poor people who want to look fashionable but can't afford designer clothes.
I saw her on the crackwhore Oprah show debuting her line of cheap rags while she herself wears Versace clothing and Louboutin shoes. Give me a break.
Kristen Davis? Check. Sarah Jessica Parker? Check.
Now we just need to get those last two mummified whores to finish deep-sixing what will be the most overrated, talk about piece of crap to hit the screen this year. Unless you want to be annoyed listening to your girl talking about it or dragged to it fellas, you better start doing your work.
Good call on the Cinderella step-mother comparison. I was just watching Cinderella with my daughter, and from the banner pic she looks like a dead ringer for the evil step-mother.
I have no idea why she inspires such ire from some quarters. So she's "kinda funny-looking", but you're never going to confuse her with anyone else. Any of you see her in "LA Story", as SanDeE*? That really was her name, including the asterisk, and did a pretty good Rollergirl character.
welllllll...........a very odd shaped head.................gorgeous eyes & hair. her body is a bit strange............butttttt she looks good in most clothes. i notice her son looks just like her. hum.....
She's not the most outwardly attractive celeb, but it's well known that Maxim sucks serious cock. And this is a guy that used to read it. What once was pretty cool is now a haven for metrosexuals, and douchebags. Maxim should stick to putting skanks on the cover to appeal to sideways-trucker hat wearing, tanning, product wearing guido club rats. That is all.
Dude, that really is mean of Maxim. So she's no Charlize Theron...at least she hasn't spent thousands of dollars on plastic surgery trying to look like her. She has a fantastic body and doesn't come off as a pretentious Hollywood bitch.
Whatever, I'm sure she pulls in 10 times more a year than the clowns who came up with that poll.
I have to say that she was really cute in The First Wives Club and Hocus Pocus. She's always had that hideous hook nose and chin wart, but she's so small and has an adorable laugh. She's really very sweet too, I met her once at this McDonald's children's fair thing at Warner Bros.
She hasn't aged well, but I wouldn't call her "unsexy". Or the "unsexiest woman in the world". I'd say she isn't looking her best which is understandable since she's middle aged and hasn't had any plastic surgery.
oh please the writers at maxim prefer classless skanks like linsay lohan sexiest woman on earth wahahaha so please if I was sjp i wouldnt give a fuck what those douchebags said about me
I think she is beautiful. It's obvious by these posts alone that beauty really is very subjective so I think the Maxim article was stupid. There better have been "unsexy" men on there too else it's just about the most revolting article but I'm not surprised, this coming from a retarded magazine to begin with.
I like all the girls that commented pretending to be guys, "I'm a dude and I would do her, because she has a great personality and I loved her on Sex and the City. Grrr, football."
She isn't the hottest Woman in hollywood, but she can can look good at times.
There are a LOT unsexier women in hollywood. How about Rumer Willis, or Maggy Gyllenhaal or Bea Arthur or Raven Simone? There's 4 chicks that are a LOT uglier than SJP.
thebig28, you poor bastard. It's so obvious your blind. Even if you felt her with your hands you would run screaming in the other direction. There is nothing attractive about this skank. I would take Hayden P. and her shortness and all of her girly cuteness over this skank anyday.
I don't find her attractive or sexy either but calling her the most "unsexiest woman in the world" is pretty harsh. She shouldn't care though. She is a successful actress.
I think she's cute with a hot body or had one at least. If you've ever seen the show, she's usually half undressed or wears skimpy outfits and her body looked really hot.
I (as a woman) think she looks damned ugly, but I probably wouldn't spend the better part of a minute thinking about it if I didn't keep seeing television shows and magazines hail her as some kind of great beauty and fashion icon. Stop calling her stunning, I'll stop calling her hideous, maybe we call all agree she's average, not Hollywood average, just normal woman average
I agree with the "unsexiest" title if you look at the whole package: horseface, muscular-anorexic, whiny, bitchy, CONCEITED about supposedly being a nontraditional uncontrollable babe. She did a Sex in the City episode about exactly that, the one that had this gem adapted from "The Way We Were" (possibly only Streisand has a bigger nose):
Carrie: Your girl is lovely, Hubbell. Mr. Big: I don't get it. Carrie: And you never did.
It's obnoxious enough, but then she whirls away triumphantly and has a bonding moment with...A HORSE! I shit you not. Which is clearly supposed to represent her wild spirit, yet the most noticeable thing is the physical resemblance.
Her career from SITC onward had been filled with this type of self-love crap. She deserved the award, even if the magazine is for tools. I'm sure she thought SITC succeeded because of her, even though by the end it was despite her.
She was hot in Girls Just Wanna Have Fun. A loooong time ago. I have thought she was failry weird looking ever since and I never got into that show. But what did she do to deserve to be called out like that? As if Amy Winehouse, Paris Hilton, the Olsen Trolls, Tara Reid, Kirsten Dunst, or numerous other Hollywood treats are so much sexier...? Gimme a break! STUFF over Maxim any day. And SJP over any of the above...
Well come on, if you're going to compare her to Rumer Willis (ugliest woman -EVER-), then OF COURSE Sarah Jessica Parker isn't -the- ugliest. But SJP is always being rammed down our throats as some sex symbol, selling makeup, selling clothes, being a "player" on sex and the city. She is just so unattractive for what we're being asked to believe. Even my wife is confused by SJP; she's always asking me how a woman so unattractive has landed such prime "beauty" focused roles. God she's ugly!
Rumer, Sarah Jessica, and that transvestite Kimora Lee Simmons can all take a flying leap. I ain't hatin', I'm just statin'.
"I'm rather surprised Madonna didn't top that ridiculous list."
Madonna came in 4th. Ironically, unlike the other women on the list, she's been peddling sex her entire career. I suppose only gays find Madonna attractive. Winehouse was 2nd, but the list was compiled before she put a cigarette out on her face and got a flesh-eating bacterial infection.
The list a joke if it doesn't have Maggie Gyllenhaal and Tori Spelling on it. Both of them had nose jobs and who knows what other plastic surgery and look at the end result. If it weren't for nepotism they would only have seasonal acting jobs around Halloween time.
They nailed it, SJP is as ugly as a sack full of rectums. She should probably keep that tongue in her mouth too top avoid being mistaken for Venom...of course then she'll just be mistaken for the Green Goblin though...
SJP is not the most beautiful actress in Hollywood, but I don't think she's ever claimed to be, either. But the unsexiest woman? Not by a mile - there are many others out there that would be a better choice. As for her hawking beauty products, maybe the companies are trying to appeal to the "average" women without being intimidating.
I miss those Hocus Pocus days... Still, cruel article and it was totally unnecessary. People can say what they want, they don't need to parade it around to the public. I don't care what you say about Sarah's personality, I'm sure that writer is very pleased with him/herself. Who's the evil one now?
I think it's totally unfair for Maxim to call SJP the unsexiest woman alive. Don't they have to choose from a list of women to make that list accurate? No fair reaching into another species to pick a winner.
This poll is dumb. She may not be drop-dead gorgeous but big damn deal, there are lots of un-sexy people in that industry. The poll was rude and immature, pick out the Sexy ones and leave the rest alone. SJP is cute and attractive, not conventionally, sure. I'd like to see the people sitting their choosing the unsexy - they probably look like the inside of an asshole.
She may not be perfect, but than who is. She is sexy and pretty in her own way. Why does everyone have to look like a barbie doll in order to be considered beautiful? I would love to see what the people who are judging her look like. Sarah your beautiful, don't listen to those jerks.
"I'm not going to say she's ugly, but she's never been sexy and that's why I don't get why she was ever cast in Sex in the City" its Sex AND the City...she plays a journalist not a model you idiot, they're independent, intelligent women, not dumb useless twats like in hollywood these days
1. She's beautiful. 2. It's silly of her and hubby to care about this poll. If he finds her attractive, it doesn't matter what the readers of a lad mag think
The fact that this upsets her is proof that she is a shallow moron. Maxim is a magazine for 19-year-olds in community college...why the fuck should Horseface care what is written there?
ok ok people with taste won the result is SHE IS UGLY even if you get drunk she does not look good at all ,lets hope there is not a sex video of her out there ,the internet will close after that
I, as a VERY attractive woman, think she's FABulous and I always have. I find her face very interesting and with tons of character. She is a little horsey and that makes her all the more unique and pleasing. Thank goodness she hasn't gone under the knife and conformed to Hollywood's current standard of beauty. I'm always saddened when I watch movies made 20+ years ago as opposed to anything done now -- everyone looked so much more REAL - a beauty was a beauty not a plastic character, for me, SJP is a representative of that..
She's exactly like Jennifer Love Hewitt. Both of them fly off the handle and attack (as do their fans) if you point out that they don't look so great sometimes. That combo of constant vanity and extreme insecurity is unsexy, especially if the physical appearance has some very iffy aspects (like a more-than-passing resemblance to Mr. Ed, or a butt that leaves a wake in the water).
I agree with the "unsexiest" title if you look at the whole package: horseface, muscular-anorexic, whiny, bitchy, CONCEITED about supposedly being a nontraditional uncontrollable babe. She did a Sex in the City episode about exactly that, the one that had this gem adapted from "The Way We Were" (possibly only Streisand has a bigger nose):
Carrie: Your girl is lovely, Hubbell. Mr. Big: I don't get it. Carrie: And you never did.
It's obnoxious enough, but then she whirls away triumphantly and has a bonding moment with...A HORSE! I shit you not. Which is clearly supposed to represent her wild spirit, yet the most noticeable thing is the physical resemblance.
She didn't write the script. She was playing a character. If you're so dense that you think a character somebody plays on TV or in movies is the real them, then we can all assume you've been fearful of Johnny Depp all these years, what with those Scissorhands of his. Oh, no! Watch out! Here comes Tobey Maguire and his wrist-activated web goo! That Julia Roberts must have VD from being a hooker. Help! Help! Robert DeNiro is hanging off of our family boat in the pouring rain, and he's going to kill us! Dustin Hoffman is a transvestite. That Bob Barker is a real asshole on the golf course! Drew Barrymore is such a dipshit. Oh, wait. That one is true.
If there is anything at all that Miss Parker is not, it is "conceited".
She hasn't noticed how mean that magazine is? Everything they do is mean-spirited, not just this one thing they happened to write about her. It's a fact of life. It's just ridiculous to me that her husband would be upset that it "reflects on his taste" - like, is it ridiculous and mean-spirited or not? Because if it is, then it doesn't mean anything about his taste. And if it isn't... it still doesn't mean anything about his taste or about him as a person. This stuff is totally individual. Jesus, they are self-centered!
Oh, I see the bitter female readers club has clawed and scratched its way over here wild-eyed and in a rage to defend SJP's "unique" beauty and attack anyone who disagrees with them.
Anyway, all the shouting and yelling isn't going to change the fact that SJP is a dog (always was, always will be) and that white men rule the world.
It's a simple as this: how conceited do you have to be to make a public stink when people don't find you attractive? Especially when you imply that there must be something wrong with THEM? A classy person would say "as the saying goes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder" and then move on without complaining or making it into a huge personal crisis. As I recall, she was also bitchy and bitter when Gap dropped her. A giant fragile ego: unsexy.
I'm a woman and I think she's hideous. I cannot comment on her personality, maybe she has a good one and that makes her more attractive, I don't know. But going on looks alone...sorry, she's ass ugly. I'm no beauty queen, but then again, I'm not out there hawking beauty products, and pretending to be some freaking supermodel glamourpuss. So no pity from me. And I'm still better looking than her, and my husband is actually straight, and wants to have sex with me, so whatever. I'll gladly live my pedestrian, common, poor little life, thanks. If nothing else, I'm not on the cover of a magazine, being called the unsexiest woman, so I think I'm ahead of the game here. But that's just IMHO....I wouldn't trade my "crappy" life for her looks...NO WAY IN HELL.
Oh for fuck's sakes, people! Quit bitching about how "cruel" this is, and HARDEN THE FUCK UP! Jesus, when did everyone become such whiny, weeping vaginas about everything? IT'S JUST WORDS. GET OVER IT. Oh, and I find her unbelievably ugly. And people have called me ugly before, and i got the hell over it. People have also called me beautiful, but I recognize that it's all their opinion, and if I don't know them, and they aren't someone whose opinion matters to me, then why should i care? Damn, people are so weird sometimes....
I think she got that cruel title more because of SATCity, a show very offensive to men in a very modern way, than to her looks (still i think she's quite unsexy but good as an actress). The major problem is the poll was run by a magazine whose economic & conceptual models are shaped on women magazines who ultimately sport this new "independant & sex freak women" feminism... So it doesn't make much sense to me: had the poll been run by a magazine called "Beer & Big Guns", it would be a bit more consistent...
There are many celebs that looks worse than her. Seen Meg Ryans vagina lips lately? Or Amy Winehouse? SJP is no Megan Fox. But she is not the ugliest of them all either. Besides she has gorgeous hair:)
Not sure why but SJP is a little hard to listen to how humble she is and on and on and i dont know somebody ask Kim C about this. She is an ok looking woman she brings her A game to fashion thats for sure
OMG there are so many frightful woman in Hollywood today and they choose Sarah as the least sexiest! Has anyone taken a look at Priscilla Presley lately or Rumor Willis. Sarah is very sexy..so her features aren't perfect..so what! Stop with the Botox and start looking natural people!
Sarah Jessica Parker IS an FUGLY UNTALENTED PIECE OF SHIT who richly deserved to be slammed down off her self-important ugly-ass high horse and dragged through the slop. She deserves no better. "SEx and The City" has to be the WORST most idiotic insult of a "comedy" that has ever befouled the airwaves. All of the repulsive whores on that show (and MAXIM's list)are revolting punchlines to an unfunny dirty joke. Fuck them all.
I think she's pretty, not beautiful, and YES in an unconventional way. Maxim sucks for witing something so just unneccessarily mean-spirited. The people on here saying that she deserves it or why does she care are completely out of touch with reality. That was a f*cked up thing to write, not to mention completely untrue. Are you telling me that Sarah Jessica Parker with her amazing size 0 dancer's body is less sexy than, say, Rosie O'Donnell? Come on.
If Maxim is willing to put that in writing they better be able to back it up! Where are they hiding God, because beauty is a personal preference.
I'd sue if I were Parker. They are willing to attack her and damage her image and business sales. She makes her money on her name and looks no matter what people think. If the article costs her money than it's a business decision to sue them.
Personally I'd like to see the guy or gal's spouse/mate that wrote the article. I bet they are 100 times uglier than Parker. Somebody there has got a major hard-on to mess with her, thinking she is going to just take it. Maybe they don't like the new movie coming out. Who knows?
Words hurt, but when it starts costing people big bucks it no longer is personal. Maxim is setting itself up for a big law suit.
Maxim got it right and it is about time someone called the media who have shoved Ms.Parker down our throats on it. Hey all of us are not blessed with what one would call good looks but I still don't understand why would someone hype a person who looks like a horse as being the most sexy among us. Let this serve as a wakeup call to the entertainment business.
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Leave Your CommentPersonally...I'd love to manually extract the crud between her front teeth. That would be cool....personally
By anonymous, on March 19, 2008 14:37:05
It was completely cruel and I'm a guy. She never prided herself on being a beauty. Not everyone is meant to be a supermodel. That's why you find so much plastic broads in Hollywood. Leave her be.
By Jim, on March 19, 2008 14:42:25
I'm a dude too, and I think that kind of shit is just dumb. It's really cruel to publicly call someone out like that. It's fine when they do their "20 most sexy," but the opposite just doesn't translate. If I was her husband, I'd find the asshat who wrote the article and beat the ever-living fuck out of him.
By anonymous, on March 19, 2008 14:51:02
She really isn't that attractive at all and I agree with the poll. She should just laugh it off cause she is successful at what she wants to do and most people aren't. So she's lucky, <STRIKE>butt</STRIKE> but ugly.
By Chris, on March 19, 2008 14:51:14
Fucking unfair on her. She's gorgeous in her own way. I'll give my vote to Cameron Diaz and Kirsten Dunst for being the unsexiest and most boring celebs of all times.
By anonymous, on March 19, 2008 14:51:52
COME ON the bitch is damn ugly ,you people think she is hot because she is on tv ,there are alot of ugly chicks that people call hot just because they are on tv or the movies , so yeah Sarah J Parker is damn ugly lol
By anonymous, on March 19, 2008 15:05:02
No, she isn't gorgeous in her own way. She's ugly on the inside and out. An evil-looking, narcissistic, greedy witch who produced a show that helped to completely erode the morals of women. Lindsay Lohan even says that Sex and the City inspired her "free" dating life. But she can be forgiven because she's young and only hurting herself. Not this chick.
Just look at her face. Says it all. Heather Mills looks like Gidget in comparison.
By anonymous, on March 19, 2008 15:05:30
The only people I've heard who think she's pretty are other women.
By anonymous, on March 19, 2008 15:06:22
No rage. No anger.
I've just always thought she was ugly.
Kind of mean to call her on it, though
By Enough Already, on March 19, 2008 15:14:15
No TODD really hit the nail on the head: there's uglier chicks out there, but they ain't selling beauty products. I think the reason Maxim said that is because we're sick of this meh-looking old bitching being rammed down our throats as a leading lady. She should be playing John C. Reily's love interest, not Matthew McConauh-whatever's.
By thebig28, on March 19, 2008 15:14:21
I got a boner watching her in that movie with Steve Martin. Who makes an article about being the unsexiest? stupid.
By MrMike, on March 19, 2008 15:14:37
i think she's purrrty. and has a foxy little body too. and yeah, i'm a chick. with a big nose. heheh
By anonymous, on March 19, 2008 15:27:32
14:51:02 wrote:
"If I was her husband, I'd find the asshat who wrote the article and beat the ever-living fuck out of him."
LOL, if I was her husband I'd want to beat the ever-living fuck out of myself!!!
By anonymous, on March 19, 2008 15:32:45
As a dude, I'd have to agree that she's not the worlds sexiest woman, but there's plenty uglier out there. I have a couple of friends who work at a studio, and they say she's always been really nice to them, even though they were just on the crew. So, to me, it's kinda uncool to call her "The world's Unsexiest". Personally, I'd much rather have a woman like her than 100 slutty skanks like paris hilton or SLUTney...
By anonymous, on March 19, 2008 15:34:33
She's very pretty in the early seasons of Sex and the City. Some people just don't age well, what can you do?
By anonymous, on March 19, 2008 15:43:19
world's unsexiest? seriously? She's classy, talented, and very good looking, unlike half of the idiots who are famous in hollywood due to retarded shows such as "the hills."
By anonymous, on March 19, 2008 15:47:51
Let's see...wart on chin? Check. Huge hooked-over beak? Check. Beady eyes? Check. Bony with scraggly hair and cackly laugh? Check.
Yep, SJP meets all the criteria for being an ugly old witch aka a 'Baba Yaga' as my Grandma calls them.
By Vanchic, on March 19, 2008 15:50:52
Wait a minute...what makes a woman sexy? Are you telling me it's 100% about looks? Most guys will say there are other factors that make women sexy, not just the looks.
By anonymous, on March 19, 2008 15:55:10
She can dry her tears with the piles of money she's made. If I were as rich as her, Maxim could call me whatever they want and I'd use their pages to wipe my ass.
By gay blade, on March 19, 2008 15:56:37
Her face is ugly, she's too short, and her voice is annoying. I would not it it.
By anonymous, on March 19, 2008 15:57:42
She's not only ugly as sin but a fucking hypocrite as well. She started her own clothing line called Bitten and claims it's for poor people who want to look fashionable but can't afford designer clothes.
I saw her on the crackwhore Oprah show debuting her line of cheap rags while she herself wears Versace clothing and Louboutin shoes. Give me a break.
By Vanchic, on March 19, 2008 16:02:51
She is ugly and her nose is ridiculous.
By anonymous, on March 19, 2008 16:11:06
Kristen Davis? Check.
Sarah Jessica Parker? Check.
Now we just need to get those last two mummified whores to finish deep-sixing what will be the most overrated, talk about piece of crap to hit the screen this year. Unless you want to be annoyed listening to your girl talking about it or dragged to it fellas, you better start doing your work.
By Hot Rob, on March 19, 2008 16:20:59
I'm rather surprised Madonna didn't top that ridiculous list. All the crotch shots in the world and she's still not sexy.
By anonymous, on March 19, 2008 16:31:44
Good call on the Cinderella step-mother comparison. I was just watching Cinderella with my daughter, and from the banner pic she looks like a dead ringer for the evil step-mother.
By anonymous, on March 19, 2008 16:34:15
i think she is fine. not the ugliest, that goes to Camiron Diaz, or Jesica Beil's upper lip. honestly, have you SEEn that thing? it's disgusting!
By anonymous, on March 19, 2008 16:37:22
she is a tranny, right?
By anonymous, on March 19, 2008 16:39:00
Meh.
By Fred, on March 19, 2008 16:52:26
I have no idea why she inspires such ire from some quarters. So she's "kinda funny-looking", but you're never going to confuse her with anyone else. Any of you see her in "LA Story", as SanDeE*? That really was her name, including the asterisk, and did a pretty good Rollergirl character.
By brian t, on March 19, 2008 16:59:02
Peter Griffen was right, she has a face like a foot!
By anonymous, on March 19, 2008 17:07:09
Oh suck it up losers. I am sure she is 100% sexier than anyone who commented negatively.
No? Then please, send us a link to your supersex mug!
By janey, on March 19, 2008 17:16:06
Oh come on, where's her sense of humor? When they named her "Unsexiest" they were just horsing around.
By anonymous, on March 19, 2008 17:24:24
welllllll...........a very odd shaped head.................gorgeous eyes & hair. her body is a bit strange............butttttt she looks good in most clothes. i notice her son looks just like her. hum.....
By judyjudyjudy, on March 19, 2008 17:34:18
She's not the most outwardly attractive celeb, but it's well known that Maxim sucks serious cock. And this is a guy that used to read it. What once was pretty cool is now a haven for metrosexuals, and douchebags. Maxim should stick to putting skanks on the cover to appeal to sideways-trucker hat wearing, tanning, product wearing guido club rats. That is all.
By Wolverine, on March 19, 2008 17:36:49
I'm not going to say she's ugly, but she's never been sexy and that's why I don't get why she was ever cast in Sex in the City
By anonymous, on March 19, 2008 17:42:05
Dude, that really is mean of Maxim. So she's no Charlize Theron...at least she hasn't spent thousands of dollars on plastic surgery trying to look like her. She has a fantastic body and doesn't come off as a pretentious Hollywood bitch.
Whatever, I'm sure she pulls in 10 times more a year than the clowns who came up with that poll.
By anonymous, on March 19, 2008 18:02:55
I agree with Fred.
By anonymous, on March 19, 2008 18:06:07
I have to say that she was really cute in The First Wives Club and Hocus Pocus. She's always had that hideous hook nose and chin wart, but she's so small and has an adorable laugh. She's really very sweet too, I met her once at this McDonald's children's fair thing at Warner Bros.
She hasn't aged well, but I wouldn't call her "unsexy". Or the "unsexiest woman in the world". I'd say she isn't looking her best which is understandable since she's middle aged and hasn't had any plastic surgery.
By NotBlonde, on March 19, 2008 18:10:55
100% fucking fug! Just watch an episode of Square Pegs and you'll be throwing up.
By chuggdog, on March 19, 2008 18:14:46
None of the women on Sex in the city were beautiful by any means but maybe that's what they were going for since ugly women are always horny.
By anonymous, on March 19, 2008 18:22:42
oh please the writers at maxim prefer classless skanks like linsay lohan sexiest woman on earth wahahaha so please if I was sjp i wouldnt give a fuck what those douchebags said about me
By anonymous, on March 19, 2008 18:46:04
I think she is beautiful. It's obvious by these posts alone that beauty really is very subjective so I think the Maxim article was stupid. There better have been "unsexy" men on there too else it's just about the most revolting article but I'm not surprised, this coming from a retarded magazine to begin with.
By anonymous, on March 19, 2008 18:52:15
I don't agree with calling a celeb ugly, but GEEZ LOUISE, the woman is hawking BEAUTY PRODUCTS.
By anonymous, on March 19, 2008 19:01:33
I like all the girls that commented pretending to be guys, "I'm a dude and I would do her, because she has a great personality and I loved her on Sex and the City. Grrr, football."
By thebig28, on March 19, 2008 19:12:38
She isn't the hottest Woman in hollywood, but she can can look good at times.
There are a LOT unsexier women in hollywood. How about Rumer Willis, or Maggy Gyllenhaal or Bea Arthur or Raven Simone? There's 4 chicks that are a LOT uglier than SJP.
Seriously, this was a low blow.
By anonymous, on March 19, 2008 19:58:56
thebig28, you poor bastard. It's so obvious your blind. Even if you felt her with your hands you would run screaming in the other direction. There is nothing attractive about this skank. I would take Hayden P. and her shortness and all of her girly cuteness over this skank anyday.
By notawomanpostingasaman, on March 19, 2008 20:02:58
I don't find her attractive or sexy either but calling her the most "unsexiest woman in the world" is pretty harsh. She shouldn't care though. She is a successful actress.
By Prettyboy, on March 19, 2008 20:08:03
I think she's cute with a hot body or had one at least. If you've ever seen the show, she's usually half undressed or wears skimpy outfits and her body looked really hot.
By anonymous, on March 19, 2008 20:36:07
I (as a woman) think she looks damned ugly, but I probably wouldn't spend the better part of a minute thinking about it if I didn't keep seeing television shows and magazines hail her as some kind of great beauty and fashion icon. Stop calling her stunning, I'll stop calling her hideous, maybe we call all agree she's average, not Hollywood average, just normal woman average
By anonymous, on March 19, 2008 20:41:39
I agree with the "unsexiest" title if you look at the whole package: horseface, muscular-anorexic, whiny, bitchy, CONCEITED about supposedly being a nontraditional uncontrollable babe. She did a Sex in the City episode about exactly that, the one that had this gem adapted from "The Way We Were" (possibly only Streisand has a bigger nose):
Carrie: Your girl is lovely, Hubbell.
Mr. Big: I don't get it.
Carrie: And you never did.
It's obnoxious enough, but then she whirls away triumphantly and has a bonding moment with...A HORSE! I shit you not. Which is clearly supposed to represent her wild spirit, yet the most noticeable thing is the physical resemblance.
Her career from SITC onward had been filled with this type of self-love crap. She deserved the award, even if the magazine is for tools. I'm sure she thought SITC succeeded because of her, even though by the end it was despite her.
By anonymous, on March 19, 2008 21:14:28
If there is a definition for "horse-face" in the dictionary, it should say "see Sarah Jessica Parker".
That's all I have to say.
By lil jimmy, on March 19, 2008 21:19:46
I always thought she looked like a halloween witch, even has the wierd bump on her chin. The girl really is quite plain-looking
By anonymous, on March 19, 2008 21:20:27
I'm female too and I think her face is not at all pretty, but she has a nice body and she's not a dumbass.
By all accounts she's friendly, down-to-earth, and grateful for her success.
That's enough for me to like her, even though I definitely don't want to look like her.
By Hyperbole, on March 19, 2008 21:32:51
She was hot in Girls Just Wanna Have Fun. A loooong time ago. I have thought she was failry weird looking ever since and I never got into that show. But what did she do to deserve to be called out like that? As if Amy Winehouse, Paris Hilton, the Olsen Trolls, Tara Reid, Kirsten Dunst, or numerous other Hollywood treats are so much sexier...? Gimme a break! STUFF over Maxim any day. And SJP over any of the above...
By dirtybutterfly, on March 19, 2008 22:03:26
I always thought she was hot. Come on, didn't everyone see "Honeymoon in Vegas"? She was smokin' in that movie.
By Cox Roxer, on March 19, 2008 22:28:12
Oh well, that's what she gets for refusing to go under the knife.
She looks more like Streisand every day.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 00:01:36
Well come on, if you're going to compare her to Rumer Willis (ugliest woman -EVER-), then OF COURSE Sarah Jessica Parker isn't -the- ugliest. But SJP is always being rammed down our throats as some sex symbol, selling makeup, selling clothes, being a "player" on sex and the city. She is just so unattractive for what we're being asked to believe. Even my wife is confused by SJP; she's always asking me how a woman so unattractive has landed such prime "beauty" focused roles. God she's ugly!
Rumer, Sarah Jessica, and that transvestite Kimora Lee Simmons can all take a flying leap. I ain't hatin', I'm just statin'.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 00:22:59
"I'm rather surprised Madonna didn't top that ridiculous list."
Madonna came in 4th. Ironically, unlike the other women on the list, she's been peddling sex her entire career. I suppose only gays find Madonna attractive. Winehouse was 2nd, but the list was compiled before she put a cigarette out on her face and got a flesh-eating bacterial infection.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 01:28:56
The list a joke if it doesn't have Maggie Gyllenhaal and Tori Spelling on it. Both of them had nose jobs and who knows what other plastic surgery and look at the end result. If it weren't for nepotism they would only have seasonal acting jobs around Halloween time.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 01:51:57
'unsexiest'? if you're a guy, & you wouldn't, you're gay.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 02:37:53
Hey Horse Head why the Long Face!
By Joe, on March 20, 2008 03:49:28
I don't think she's hot. But, I'd hit that for sure; sometimes you just got to be a man about these things.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 04:39:35
They nailed it, SJP is as ugly as a sack full of rectums.
She should probably keep that tongue in her mouth too top avoid being mistaken for Venom...of course then she'll just be mistaken for the Green Goblin though...
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 04:41:27
SJP is not the most beautiful actress in Hollywood, but I don't think she's ever claimed to be, either. But the unsexiest woman? Not by a mile - there are many others out there that would be a better choice. As for her hawking beauty products, maybe the companies are trying to appeal to the "average" women without being intimidating.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 06:17:34
Two words...Ann Coulter
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 06:38:05
I don't find her that attractive, but for me Julia Roberts and Cameron Dias are FARRRR worst.
Julia because she reminds me of this mentally challenge girl i used know and Cameron... well she is just plain ugly.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 07:02:08
a muck, a muck, a muck
By bv, on March 20, 2008 07:46:57
I miss those Hocus Pocus days...
Still, cruel article and it was totally unnecessary. People can say what they want, they don't need to parade it around to the public. I don't care what you say about Sarah's personality, I'm sure that writer is very pleased with him/herself. Who's the evil one now?
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 08:03:59
SJP hates the neigh-sayers
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 08:06:37
I think it's totally unfair for Maxim to call SJP the unsexiest woman alive.
Don't they have to choose from a list of women to make that list accurate? No fair reaching into another species to pick a winner.
maxim a-holes.
By i don't like you in any way, on March 20, 2008 08:21:37
This poll is dumb. She may not be drop-dead gorgeous but big damn deal, there are lots of un-sexy people in that industry. The poll was rude and immature, pick out the Sexy ones and leave the rest alone. SJP is cute and attractive, not conventionally, sure. I'd like to see the people sitting their choosing the unsexy - they probably look like the inside of an asshole.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 08:43:55
She may not be perfect, but than who is. She is sexy and pretty in her own way. Why does everyone have to look like a barbie doll in order to be considered beautiful? I would love to see what the people who are judging her look like. Sarah your beautiful, don't listen to those jerks.
By razor-911, on March 20, 2008 09:26:00
"I'm not going to say she's ugly, but she's never been sexy and that's why I don't get why she was ever cast in Sex in the City"
its Sex AND the City...she plays a journalist not a model you idiot, they're independent, intelligent women, not dumb useless twats like in hollywood these days
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 09:26:08
1. She's beautiful.
2. It's silly of her and hubby to care about this poll. If he finds her attractive, it doesn't matter what the readers of a lad mag think
By catman, on March 20, 2008 09:45:22
The fact that this upsets her is proof that she is a shallow moron. Maxim is a magazine for 19-year-olds in community college...why the fuck should Horseface care what is written there?
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 09:55:40
ok ok people with taste won the result is SHE IS UGLY even if you get drunk she does not look good at all ,lets hope there is not a sex video of her out there ,the internet will close after that
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 09:55:54
I, as a VERY attractive woman, think she's FABulous and I always have. I find her face very interesting and with tons of character. She is a little horsey and that makes her all the more unique and pleasing. Thank goodness she hasn't gone under the knife and conformed to Hollywood's current standard of beauty. I'm always saddened when I watch movies made 20+ years ago as opposed to anything done now -- everyone looked so much more REAL - a beauty was a beauty not a plastic character, for me, SJP is a representative of that..
By ms nikki, on March 20, 2008 10:28:37
She's exactly like Jennifer Love Hewitt. Both of them fly off the handle and attack (as do their fans) if you point out that they don't look so great sometimes. That combo of constant vanity and extreme insecurity is unsexy, especially if the physical appearance has some very iffy aspects (like a more-than-passing resemblance to Mr. Ed, or a butt that leaves a wake in the water).
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 10:47:09
She used to be the ultimate butter face. Back in the day, she had an awesome body.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 11:13:39
It's weird that she looks anorexic and muscular at the same time. Whatever her problem is, it's gross.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 11:17:04
I agree with the "unsexiest" title if you look at the whole package: horseface, muscular-anorexic, whiny, bitchy, CONCEITED about supposedly being a nontraditional uncontrollable babe. She did a Sex in the City episode about exactly that, the one that had this gem adapted from "The Way We Were" (possibly only Streisand has a bigger nose):
Carrie: Your girl is lovely, Hubbell.
Mr. Big: I don't get it.
Carrie: And you never did.
It's obnoxious enough, but then she whirls away triumphantly and has a bonding moment with...A HORSE! I shit you not. Which is clearly supposed to represent her wild spirit, yet the most noticeable thing is the physical resemblance.
She didn't write the script. She was playing a character. If you're so dense that you think a character somebody plays on TV or in movies is the real them, then we can all assume you've been fearful of Johnny Depp all these years, what with those Scissorhands of his. Oh, no! Watch out! Here comes Tobey Maguire and his wrist-activated web goo! That Julia Roberts must have VD from being a hooker. Help! Help! Robert DeNiro is hanging off of our family boat in the pouring rain, and he's going to kill us! Dustin Hoffman is a transvestite. That Bob Barker is a real asshole on the golf course! Drew Barrymore is such a dipshit. Oh, wait. That one is true.
If there is anything at all that Miss Parker is not, it is "conceited".
By it's not real, bonehead, on March 20, 2008 11:25:00
She probably doesn't look bad naked on all fours with her face in a pillow.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 11:33:13
She hasn't noticed how mean that magazine is? Everything they do is mean-spirited, not just this one thing they happened to write about her. It's a fact of life. It's just ridiculous to me that her husband would be upset that it "reflects on his taste" - like, is it ridiculous and mean-spirited or not? Because if it is, then it doesn't mean anything about his taste. And if it isn't... it still doesn't mean anything about his taste or about him as a person. This stuff is totally individual. Jesus, they are self-centered!
By oakling, on March 20, 2008 12:41:01
Oh, I see the bitter female readers club has clawed and scratched its way over here wild-eyed and in a rage to defend SJP's "unique" beauty and attack anyone who disagrees with them.
Anyway, all the shouting and yelling isn't going to change the fact that SJP is a dog (always was, always will be) and that white men rule the world.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 13:37:29
There aren't enough paper bags in the world to cover that face...
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 13:47:00
It's a simple as this: how conceited do you have to be to make a public stink when people don't find you attractive? Especially when you imply that there must be something wrong with THEM? A classy person would say "as the saying goes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder" and then move on without complaining or making it into a huge personal crisis. As I recall, she was also bitchy and bitter when Gap dropped her. A giant fragile ego: unsexy.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 13:51:53
Isn't her husband gay?
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 14:51:08
I don't usually comment on this dumb stuff, but come on, she's no beauty. Personality, maybe. Beauty,no way.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 19:34:39
I'm a woman and I think she's hideous. I cannot comment on her personality, maybe she has a good one and that makes her more attractive, I don't know. But going on looks alone...sorry, she's ass ugly. I'm no beauty queen, but then again, I'm not out there hawking beauty products, and pretending to be some freaking supermodel glamourpuss. So no pity from me. And I'm still better looking than her, and my husband is actually straight, and wants to have sex with me, so whatever. I'll gladly live my pedestrian, common, poor little life, thanks. If nothing else, I'm not on the cover of a magazine, being called the unsexiest woman, so I think I'm ahead of the game here. But that's just IMHO....I wouldn't trade my "crappy" life for her looks...NO WAY IN HELL.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 21:29:34
Oh for fuck's sakes, people! Quit bitching about how "cruel" this is, and HARDEN THE FUCK UP! Jesus, when did everyone become such whiny, weeping vaginas about everything? IT'S JUST WORDS. GET OVER IT. Oh, and I find her unbelievably ugly. And people have called me ugly before, and i got the hell over it. People have also called me beautiful, but I recognize that it's all their opinion, and if I don't know them, and they aren't someone whose opinion matters to me, then why should i care? Damn, people are so weird sometimes....
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 21:34:10
I think she got that cruel title more because of SATCity, a show very offensive to men in a very modern way, than to her looks (still i think she's quite unsexy but good as an actress). The major problem is the poll was run by a magazine whose economic & conceptual models are shaped on women magazines who ultimately sport this new "independant & sex freak women" feminism... So it doesn't make much sense to me: had the poll been run by a magazine called "Beer & Big Guns", it would be a bit more consistent...
By Noah, on March 21, 2008 02:30:02
There are many celebs that looks worse than her. Seen Meg Ryans vagina lips lately? Or Amy Winehouse? SJP is no Megan Fox. But she is not the ugliest of them all either. Besides she has gorgeous hair:)
By Erin, on March 21, 2008 03:58:30
Not sure why but SJP is a little hard to listen to how humble she is and on and on and i dont know somebody ask Kim C about this. She is an ok looking woman she brings her A game to fashion thats for sure
By anonymous, on March 21, 2008 07:08:58
OMG there are so many frightful woman in Hollywood today and they choose Sarah as the least sexiest! Has anyone taken a look at Priscilla Presley lately or Rumor Willis. Sarah is very sexy..so her features aren't perfect..so what! Stop with the Botox and start looking natural people!
By anonymous, on March 21, 2008 08:54:05
She's all natural alright...
...naturally fugly.
By anonymous, on March 21, 2008 09:12:54
Sarah Jessica Parker IS an FUGLY UNTALENTED PIECE OF SHIT who richly deserved to be slammed down off her self-important ugly-ass high horse and dragged through the slop. She deserves no better. "SEx and The City" has to be the WORST most idiotic insult of a "comedy" that has ever befouled the airwaves. All of the repulsive whores on that show (and MAXIM's list)are revolting punchlines to an unfunny dirty joke. Fuck them all.
By anonymous, on March 21, 2008 11:18:46
I think she's pretty, not beautiful, and YES in an unconventional way. Maxim sucks for witing something so just unneccessarily mean-spirited. The people on here saying that she deserves it or why does she care are completely out of touch with reality. That was a f*cked up thing to write, not to mention completely untrue. Are you telling me that Sarah Jessica Parker with her amazing size 0 dancer's body is less sexy than, say, Rosie O'Donnell? Come on.
By anonymous, on March 21, 2008 14:11:42
Wow!
If Maxim is willing to put that in writing they better be able to back it up! Where are they hiding God, because beauty is a personal preference.
I'd sue if I were Parker. They are willing to attack her and damage her image and business sales. She makes her money on her name and looks no matter what people think. If the article costs her money than it's a business decision to sue them.
Personally I'd like to see the guy or gal's spouse/mate that wrote the article. I bet they are 100 times uglier than Parker. Somebody there has got a major hard-on to mess with her, thinking she is going to just take it. Maybe they don't like the new movie coming out. Who knows?
Words hurt, but when it starts costing people big bucks it no longer is personal. Maxim is setting itself up for a big law suit.
I hope Parker goes after this skin rag.
By anonymous, on March 21, 2008 18:27:56
She is unsexi now that you've mentioned it, I found the brunnete girl sexi but her ( sex and the city )
By mike, on March 21, 2008 20:28:29
her face looks like a foot
By Ed, on March 23, 2008 17:49:10
I've seen better heads on lettuce. She should paint eyebrows on her butt and walk on her hands with a tag saying "this end up" to avoid confusion.
By anonymous, on March 24, 2008 07:41:14
She isn't just ugly she's F U G L Y!!!
You could take a family of 4 on a ski vacation down her nose..
By anonymous, on March 24, 2008 10:52:47
She isn't just ugly she's F U G L Y!!!
You could take a family of 4 on a ski vacation down her nose..
And there is no amount of make up to cover up her ickiness.
By anonymous, on March 24, 2008 10:53:17
Maxim got it right and it is about time someone called the media who have shoved Ms.Parker down our throats on it. Hey all of us are not blessed with what one would call good looks but I still don't understand why would someone hype a person who looks like a horse as being the most sexy among us. Let this serve as a wakeup call to the entertainment business.
By anonymous, on March 24, 2008 13:15:36
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