This dude shouldn't get too comfortable, because well, Sienna Miller is a huge slut. Seriously, she's a slut. Urban legend says that if you say her name in a mirror five times in row that she'll appear behind you out of a mist. Then she'll fuck you. Be warned!
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hahha good one and is soooooooo true that bitch is a UK slut will fuck anything with a dick
3 times? Why do guys ask 3 times? If she says yes on the first try, you've got 50:50 odds of getting divorced. Imagine what the odds are when you have to beg a third time. I'd ask, but only to set up the same event as when Tommy got "made" in Goodfellas.
Whats with the British and their teeth? The ones on TV are messed up and the ones who I have met in person are also. What, maybe 10% of the UK population can be held to an American standard...
This is really bizzare. I mean, talk about dating within a small group. The whole Primrose Hill crowd with Jude, Sienna, Daniel Craig and Rhys. First Sienna had a fling with Daniel Craig while filming "Layer Cake" then she dumps Craig for Jude while filming "Alfie", then she has a fling with Craig again after 'Nannygate' then she screws around for a while and then becomes engaged to Rhys who is one of Craigs best friends. It's like Four Degrees of Kevin Bacon.
I just wanted to add that there was a picture years ago of Sienna walking across the street with Daniel, Jude, and Rhys. They were all smiling, and laughing together, and little did any of them know then that Sienna would have her turn with each one of them over the next five years.
anonymous 13:40:45, I wouldn't chose to open a contest comparing measurements of "standards" to people in the UK because although the US might come out on top in the field of cosmetic teeth, I am afraid we would rate dismally in a comparison of average intelligence in the general population. I'm not bashing the US, but you know on a average that I am correct!
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By Angry Bob, on March 24, 2008 10:07:55
We have yet to see if sluttenia actually makes it to the alter. He had to ask three times in order to get a yes.not too convinced
By Violetta, on March 24, 2008 10:14:19
Um... if you've seen "Notting Hill", he was the ugly guy prancing around in nothing but filthy underwear. Makes me feel sorry for her, frankly.
By brian t, on March 24, 2008 10:18:24
Great god, I was wondering if that was him! His teeth were horrible.
By anonymous, on March 24, 2008 10:24:01
That shows you can never believe urban legends. I only had to say her name three times.
By anonymous, on March 24, 2008 10:42:42
Geez it looks like he ran through the ugly forest and managed to hit every branch twice..
He looks like that goofy lead singer of Men at Work...
By anonymous, on March 24, 2008 10:43:24
i'd do a hit and run!
By fast dave, on March 24, 2008 11:01:33
This dude shouldn't get too comfortable, because well, Sienna Miller is a huge slut. Seriously, she's a slut. Urban legend says that if you say her name in a mirror five times in row that she'll appear behind you out of a mist. Then she'll fuck you. Be warned!
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hahha good one and is soooooooo true that bitch is a UK slut will fuck anything with a dick
By anonymous, on March 24, 2008 11:02:35
She's crazy. Couldn't she find someone even uglier?
By anonymous, on March 24, 2008 11:23:58
3 times? Why do guys ask 3 times? If she says yes on the first try, you've got 50:50 odds of getting divorced. Imagine what the odds are when you have to beg a third time. I'd ask, but only to set up the same event as when Tommy got "made" in Goodfellas.
By anonymous, on March 24, 2008 11:44:26
Wow. Downgrade.
By anonymous, on March 24, 2008 11:47:07
Rubber musta broke....expect an unwanted pregnancy in 6-8 months
By anonymous, on March 24, 2008 12:47:28
Hey, isn't it the woman who usually begs the man to get married? This is just all wrong.
By Fred, on March 24, 2008 12:50:42
I'm looking for a mirror right now!
tizzle
By anonymous, on March 24, 2008 13:36:54
Whats with the British and their teeth? The ones on TV are messed up and the ones who I have met in person are also. What, maybe 10% of the UK population can be held to an American standard...
By anonymous, on March 24, 2008 13:40:45
This is really bizzare. I mean, talk about dating within a small group. The whole Primrose Hill crowd with Jude, Sienna, Daniel Craig and Rhys. First Sienna had a fling with Daniel Craig while filming "Layer Cake" then she dumps Craig for Jude while filming "Alfie", then she has a fling with Craig again after 'Nannygate' then she screws around for a while and then becomes engaged to Rhys who is one of Craigs best friends. It's like Four Degrees of Kevin Bacon.
By anonymous, on March 25, 2008 09:14:35
I just wanted to add that there was a picture years ago of Sienna walking across the street with Daniel, Jude, and Rhys. They were all smiling, and laughing together, and little did any of them know then that Sienna would have her turn with each one of them over the next five years.
I still wish them well though......
By anonymous, on March 25, 2008 09:18:38
anonymous 13:40:45, I wouldn't chose to open a contest comparing measurements of "standards" to people in the UK because although the US might come out on top in the field of cosmetic teeth, I am afraid we would rate dismally in a comparison of average intelligence in the general population. I'm not bashing the US, but you know on a average that I am correct!
By anonymous, on March 25, 2008 09:30:28
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