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Tom Cruise Had an Expensive Birthday

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These people are insane. Not shocking that a midget is the head of the COS. If Tom Cruise is 5'4" then David Miscavige must be no more than 5'0".

By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 15:39:37
I'm pretty sure the COS is changing their focus from an LRH (crazy) focused cult to a Tom Cruise (delusional) focused cult. The picture of them in their captains uniforms is hilarious.

By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 15:50:49
Hitler's third reich all over again.

By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 15:54:20
Tomfoolery.
I would be ashamed of this shit.
Who are these freaks?

By Grace Yip, on March 14, 2008 16:04:06
All that money and time and energy spent to kiss the rump of a multi-millionaire. Another church - a real church, one that doesn't guard secrets so that it can sell them, one that isn't centered on a shallow appeal to narcissism - might have spent it on a mission for the homeless. But not the "church" that calls itself Scientology.

By catman, on March 14, 2008 16:07:26
tomorrow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNXG-uZAwNc

saturday, march 15

By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 16:08:25
One more thing: The Ides of March are almost upon us. Protests at $cientology offices take place 11 a.m. Saturday. (It's about the church leadership and its ACTIONS, not the ludicrous $cientology beliefs, BTW.) Google 'project chanology'

By catman, on March 14, 2008 16:10:49
Scientology, exciting and new
Come Aboard. We're expecting you.
Scientology, life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.

Scientology Boat soon will be making another run
The Scientology Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new God.

By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 16:17:48
What soap can I use to get rid of the stink of kitsch?

By Annie, on March 14, 2008 16:32:49
I am so happy that people are starting to wake up to the scam that scientology is. These people are dangerous.

Last time I looked pyramid schemes like scientology are illegal.

Keep up the good work "anonymous"! KAW - Keep Anonymous Working

By Donkey Punch, on March 14, 2008 16:37:29
Some mad genius reworked the Village People's In the Navy, clips from Cruise movies and the birthday party, and a brief Will Smith clip into one of the best YouTube vids ever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLs_iiWlD7c

By catman, on March 14, 2008 17:18:27
hes the next hitler i think

By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 17:21:08
Im scared. No, really, Im scared.

By Linda, on March 14, 2008 17:30:25
These scientology freaks really know how to party.

I am beginning to believe that it is less of a cult dedicated to aliens and more simply, just a menacing secretive group of white people who love to watch Tom Cruise movies over and over again, and who can't dance and have lots of parties to prove it.

By JR, on March 14, 2008 17:48:06
I love how his wife is featured so prominently by his side. No pretense at all, it's great!

Yeah, a crowd full of wealthy, repressed, delusional, white-boy-overbite dancing creepies. Good times.

By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 18:14:10
Did ya notice his boyfriend Davey baby in his form fitting white tee sitting next to Tommy Girl? Eeewww

By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 18:27:35
Something about these guys just makes me want to get up and wave my hands in the air like I just don't care!

By Fred, on March 14, 2008 18:54:39
Go "shorty," it's your birthday
They gonna party like it's yo birthday...

Ugh, so very creepy.

By Nika, on March 14, 2008 19:32:57
Why are the psycho leaders always repressed gay men? It's like some awful psychic energy builds up if they're not constantly gulping semen out of another man's hairy ass.

By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 20:33:50
Step off Jesus. Lol

By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 20:48:33
Scientology=Biggest cult next to Islam.

By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 21:08:56
I wish my friends cut together clips from the movies I've been in . . . wait I haven't been in any. By the way when it says Anonymous posted this I have no affiliation with the "Anonymous" people.

By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 23:35:59
Anonymous rocks!

By Donkey Punch, on March 15, 2008 01:14:13
how friggin creepy. at one point a couple of years ago, i was convinced cos was making a play for oprah. there was a period where several of her shows featured hollywood types who were members -- kirstie allie; the presley women; and a couple of others i'm blanking on now. and now they are going after will smith/jada pinkett; and didn't something recently mention how forest whitaker & wife had dinner with cruise.

and if blackmail is how cos prevails -- imagine what they have on oprah.

By nona, on March 15, 2008 03:59:50
too bad that ship didn't hit a rogue iceberg.

By anonymous, on March 15, 2008 08:04:39
Why are the psycho leaders always repressed gay men? It's like some awful psychic energy builds up if they're not constantly gulping semen out of another man's hairy ass.

By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 20:33:50

Can't the same be said about Catholicism?

By anonymous, on March 15, 2008 08:33:24
Well. Allrighty, then.

By anonymous, on March 15, 2008 10:15:06
The first video of Tom dancing is better than any movie of his I ever saw.

I am speechless.

By anonymous, on March 15, 2008 12:32:16
21:08:56 don't be a moron.

By anonymous, on March 15, 2008 12:41:47
Where is his wife?

By anonymous, on March 15, 2008 14:08:51
Holy shit, it's 2008 and they celebrate by playing clips from Top Gun? I wonder if they have him convinced he was really a fighter pilot.

By anonymous, on March 15, 2008 14:37:31
How short are these two guys? They have the complex to the max. Did you see those females in the front row acting like complete nerds? What a church, I meant cult... Katie should be so proud of what she has accomplished with her sham marriage and contract by marrying her high school crush. Tom is a sick man...

By anonymous, on March 15, 2008 16:35:05
If you want the REAL low-down on this scary Scientology cult and how it was founded, then I suggest you all 'find' the in-depth interview L Ron Hubbard's son gave to Penthouse mag back in the 80's. I must warn you though, it's not for the faint of heart. It's some very sick and twisted shit.

By anonymous, on March 15, 2008 18:42:18
is that some famous guitarist or some cruise ship guitarist? by tom's reaction you would think jimmy page was playing...tom is a freak...i am going to need therapy after watching this...ewww

By anonymous, on March 15, 2008 19:18:55
tom cruise is the anti christ

By anonymous, on March 15, 2008 19:52:40
was anyone else disturbed by the fact that they all seemed to laugh in the same clone-like manner?

By angie, on March 15, 2008 23:25:39
Can he not get over the movies he made like ten years ago? Why does every one of these functions have to include the music from his damn movies?!

By anonymous, on March 16, 2008 09:05:38
^^^ LOL & goes with what JR said. Who planned this "party" anyway?? Couldn't they come up with anything better than showing all those lame ass unaward-winning clips and some ass playing the movie themes on electric guitar?? Cant wait to see how they outdo his birthday next year.

By TomCruise Sucks and Swallows, on March 16, 2008 09:56:48
The irony of the people calling Cruise the next Hitler would be completely missed if they didn't know this: In Germany Scientology is classified by the government as a "cult" and not a "religion".

By anonymous, on March 16, 2008 11:23:25
Uhmm.. except -Christmas- Parties, which people throw lots of, and some spend lots of money on? That's for Jesus' birthday.

By anonymous, on March 16, 2008 12:56:18
Don't drink the Kool Aid at the party before the midgets do!

By anonymous, on March 16, 2008 14:03:58
Tom Cruise to David Miscavige: "ho, ha ha! A guy playing a guitar! That is hilarious shit, David! OMG no he didn't! I can't believe he just play the song from Top Gun followed by the song from Mission Impossible. That guy is insane! This is just plain over the top David!"

By Donkey Punch, on March 16, 2008 14:56:18
Jesus. Does Cruise ascend to Popehood if that other guy dies?

By oakling, on March 16, 2008 21:27:41
I think the Whackologists are trying to recruit Valerie Bertinelli through her new BFF Kirstie Fatty. They're after the VH divorce settlement millions! Run, Barbara Cooper, Run!

By anonymous, on March 17, 2008 11:20:01
Geez! And this isn't even a "monumental" birthday for Tom Cruise. Can you imagine what his 50th will be like?

By anonymous, on March 17, 2008 12:01:27
Oh my god, he does look like Hitler up there.

By thebig28, on March 17, 2008 12:26:04
it's especially creepy how excited they get over song/key/tempo changes in songs. it's like they've never heard music, although with how weird that cult is, it wouldn't surprised me if it were banned.

By anonymous, on March 17, 2008 15:23:12
Tom Cruise's laugh sounds very much like Hillary Clinton's cackle. I'm just sayin.

By anonymous, on March 17, 2008 16:09:59
This is Tom's homage to himself! I think the jets turn him on and if he could suck his own dick he would.Katie is doomed for the rest of her life, but you know what-who the fuck cares! Greggo

By Greggo, on March 17, 2008 17:36:47
where the hell is katie holmes in that video?

By anonymous, on March 18, 2008 14:19:09