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Will Smith is the New Face of Scientology

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Will and Kimora would fools to get involved with this cult. to each his/her own, but it is just a weird thing to associate yourself with.

By Rooney is the band, on March 17, 2008 16:20:29
You have more money than God, and you marry a lesbian. Alrighty then.

By anonymous, on March 17, 2008 16:31:21
kimora is so unattractive

those legs are hideous

not to mention that down's syndrome horse face

By anonymous, on March 17, 2008 16:32:42
kimora is a chinky giraffe

By mtv cribs, on March 17, 2008 16:33:42
These people are so fucking weird, it's like they speak in a different language with all this code talk. "Were gonna audit the world from 3 feet behind it's head", wtf is that supposed to mean?

By Trax, on March 17, 2008 16:43:28
^^^ I agree Trax. And I say to each his own, but this "ideology" is from another planet. Then again, wasn't LRH? GAY & from another planet. And you wonder how Hitler was able to brainwash so many - here you go. To the rest of us who are still current sane & out of their clutches, I say, BE STRONG PEOPLE! Don't let Xenu get us!

By anonymous, on March 17, 2008 17:03:49
Kimora looks like a tranny.

By anonymous, on March 17, 2008 17:14:03
thought will said he could not join because of his religion or something like that o well who cares ,but that huge bitch is damn FUGLY,who is sick enough to be doing her

By anonymous, on March 17, 2008 17:55:01
Kimora Lee, without the expensive garb and decorations, is just another uneducated whore with an ambition to acquire more material wealth. She's ridden on the backs of her husbands to get where she is today. I'd be surprised if she ever had an original thought.

The fact that she is a scientologist is proof that she's as vacuous as she appears.

By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on March 17, 2008 17:55:31
Well said, MsWino.

Ya know, I used to kind of like old Will, even if he is married to a stuckup midget no-talent bitchface, but he's officially lost me here. He's a big enough star that he certainly doesn't need to sign on to this sort of crap. Why is he doing it?? Please tell me he isn't whipped by that dessicated snotrag. Get whipped by Halle Berry or Anjelina Jolie or somebody. Hell, even Kimora! But not some forty year old side of beef jerky with an attitude.

By not getting jiggy with anything, on March 17, 2008 18:34:45
Why is Kimora "famous?" Is she an actress?

By anonymous, on March 17, 2008 19:10:32
Tom Cruise has failed as "the celebrity face" of Scientology because the world has seen how insane he is.

Will Smith is a bigger star (an not just in height). Scientology's PR department is smart to dump Tom.

By Donkey Punch, on March 17, 2008 19:12:15
Oh, those wacky Hollywood Scientologist odd couples! A married guy who's gay, and a black guy who's white. What will they think of next?

By My Name is Suri, Please Save Me, on March 17, 2008 19:16:14
I wonder if Will really wanted to commit career suicide?

BTW, Xenu is our friend - he is against the Cult of $cientology. He is locked in a prison on a distant planet with an eternal battery keeping him there.

By anonymous, on March 17, 2008 19:26:56
I'm sorry, am I supposed to believe that getting Will Smith to convert to Crazyfuckingretardedology is supposed to convince other black people to follow suit? Cuz I don't think it's gonna work.

By anonymous, on March 17, 2008 19:36:35
I like Will but this will definitely put him on the scale of ten on the weird shitometer. Don't do it Will!

By anonymous, on March 17, 2008 19:59:47
Will has an ego almost as big as Tom's. He refers to himself in the third person in his songs and interviews, and he just believes a little too much in his own hype. I think that is a preequisite (sp?)for joining scientology. Now that I think about it, Kimora actually proves that, doesn't she?

By anonymous, on March 17, 2008 20:50:12
I bet Will's agent is hanging himself/herself over this. It's all downhill from here. I don't get it though. There aren't many black women in Hollywood, but why did he choose the one that had 'bitch' tattooed across her forehead?

And how irresponsible is it of that freak to try to convince kids to join their cult? Next we'll be seeing a small Hubbardjugend marching up and down the street. If I was one of the parents, I'd be SO pissed off.

By anonymous, on March 17, 2008 20:51:23
Will Smith is GAY and that's why he's in that fake relationship with lesbian Jada. Will Smith's homosexuality is one of the worst kept secrets in Hollywood.

By anonymous, on March 17, 2008 20:57:26
Kimora is the most annoying bitch. She belongs in that stupid cult and being associated with Tom Cruise.

By anonymous, on March 17, 2008 21:33:37
Those assholes are insane but they are also rich and powerful assholes.And that is really scary.

By anonymous, on March 18, 2008 02:13:41
Kimora lee simmons looks just like a really nasty looking male transvestite. Any dude that finds this tranny attractive has got serious problems...

By anonymous, on March 18, 2008 03:21:35
Is it me, or does Tom Cruise's hairstyle scream NAZISM.

By Yenn, on March 18, 2008 06:46:45
the scienos always go after sex shit, they'll audit the crap out of you until you tell them you thought about kissing a member of the same sex ONCE when you you were about five years old and then they hammer on it relentlessly until you blow (get rid of said homo thetan). then they rile you up about it over and over again and over again, all while making careful notes.

the Co$ is superhomophobic and plays on fears of being gay.

if you ARE gay--wow. move over. you are officially now fucking terrified for the rest of your life that these damn homo thetans are going to get back inside and fuck with your ability to affect space, time, and mind-control all the wogs out there.

fuck the scienos, fucking idiot clams.

By anonymous, on March 18, 2008 11:14:53
I've always liked Will Smith, but if he's a Scientologist now, I won't watch or listen to anything else he does. I already have a boycott on Tom and John, the weird mutha fuckers. As a gay man, I don't know why these douchebags don't just come out and go the baths together instead of trying this so called religion.

By justin, on March 18, 2008 11:32:16
Apparently, Will Smith is claiming that he's not a Scientologist - that he's merely a friend of Tom Cruise's, but yet he says that 98% of Scientology's principles are the same as those of the bible's. What bible has he been reading? Lying sack of shit he's got his nose firmly planted into Scientology and up Tommy's ass.

By anonymous, on March 18, 2008 12:11:45
Me thinks he doth protest too much

By anonymous, on March 18, 2008 13:24:51
the Co$ is superhomophobic and plays on fears of being gay.

L. Ron's son Quentin was gay. Which might explain why he killed himself--didn't get along with Pop.

Co$ may be homophobic--everybody else is!--but mostly it's just something they use to blackmail people, all compiled using hypnosis, along with finding out about their crooked tax returns, marital indiscretions, and stealing of office toilet paper. They use whatever they can.

Sound fucked up? It is. Sound made up? It isn't.

By Too Bad Will is a Homo., on March 18, 2008 16:40:17
"Napoleon Hitler" HA HA HA

By anonymous, on March 19, 2008 12:52:46
Scientologists believe homosexuality is a sickness that can be cured by their "technology".

Will Smith is obviously a full fledged scientologist since Tom wouldn't be his friend otherwise. They only have friends and family members who are also in the cult.

By Donkey Punch, on March 20, 2008 02:34:33
I wish I could marry a music mogul, fall ass backwards into millions and be famous for no good reason. Sound familiar, Paris Hilton. Kimora needs to go away quickly.

By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 22:06:34
Mmmm.... Scientology Doublespeak (w/ trendy buzzwords thrown in). Orwell couldn't have written it better.

By anonymous, on March 23, 2008 02:43:24