She sure is pretty but what an asshole for stealing. She has money so obviously it's an arrogance thing that she's stealing. Get some therapy Winona, you're making a fool of yourself.
Well, gay blade, she looks better than Britney, Lohan, and the Spitzer Slut even at an advanced age because she's just a flat-out better looking person than them. Chick can steal from me any day.
She was stealing drugstore makeup??!? Eww. However, I'm happy to see her klepto ass is getting smarter about stealing. Of course they would fully prosecute $6000 worth of stuff from Saks, but no one's going to care about a $4 bottle of Covergirl.
It's quite a coincidence you should mention the Native Americans...considering Why-no-na IS part Native and her name means 'She Who Takes Without Paying'.
I don't have a fraction of the money Winona has, yet I never, ever steal. Given the amount of money she probably has, there is no reason for this shit. This girls is obviously sick and in need of serious counseling. Girl interrupted, perhaps?
Geez! You think we'd believe anything, right? First you want us to believe that Angelina Jolie has low self esteem. And now you tell us that Winona Ryder has sticky fingers. Keeeeeerist! What's next? You gonna tell us that Tara Reed is a drunk or something? Ummmmmmmmm, er, well, never mind....
No, the Native Americans did not sell their lands for beads or trinkets, they were forced to move, The Indian Removal Act of 1830, 5 tribe nations were forced to go west over 4,000 Cherokees died, over 2,500 Choctaw died, 3,500 of the 15,000 Creeks dies 5000 Seminoles died, of 12,500 Choctaw over 3,000 died. Yes you asshole, I defiantly see the similarities.
Winona's getting older - she must need to reuse her claim to notoriety to stay "relevant" as someone else said. Either that or she has discontinued her psychotherapy.
06:18:38, wah, wah, wah, my people had to endure a month long boat ride. I bet is was really uncomfortable, and most of the food was probably just OK. So there, our peoples have both suffered.
By the way, the slot machines out behind the tiki bar are on the fritz again. Tell Running Elk to bring his wrench.
Chill, Chief. Don't throw the papoose out with the bath water. It's nothing personal, Tonto. Remember, this is a site for the snarkmeisters of the world to congregate to be insulting - in a snarky kind of way, of course. So there's really no reason to want to scalp the other posters for doing what the sites is intended for. In other words, lighten up, kemosabe. My suggestion: It's time for you to be brave and get up from the computer, leave your teepee, hop on your palomino and take a gallop on down to the local pale faces tavern. Then lay down a little wampum for some fire water and you'll feel like you're in the happy hunting ground again in no time. That makes sense, doesn't it, Chief?
The bigger question is why are Winona and Britney buying crappy makeup at CVS stores when they can go into those fancy "gifting" suites and get the top shelf stuff free???
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By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 13:17:56
Anything to stay relevant...
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 13:22:40
I'd still hit it...great rack...just hide my wallet first.
By hititinnaminit, on March 20, 2008 13:24:07
I bet Kristen Davis can smuggle more inventory in her labia.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 13:26:02
nice rack!
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 13:29:33
The native americans didn't have their land stolen from them. They sold it in exchange for pretty beads and shiny bits of glass.
By Fred, on March 20, 2008 13:51:16
She sure is pretty but what an asshole for stealing. She has money so obviously it's an arrogance thing that she's stealing. Get some therapy Winona, you're making a fool of yourself.
By Johnny Depp, on March 20, 2008 13:52:34
She has a great rack in those pictures. How is it that she looks better at nearly forty than Britney, Lohan and the Spitzer Slut do in their twenties?
By gay blade, on March 20, 2008 13:57:23
Fred, read a book. Get educated.
By trixnik, on March 20, 2008 14:05:09
Girls got some cleptomania.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 14:07:53
Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
and she shows it off to all her friends.
By Primus, on March 20, 2008 14:10:35
Well, gay blade, she looks better than Britney, Lohan, and the Spitzer Slut even at an advanced age because she's just a flat-out better looking person than them. Chick can steal from me any day.
By quoipourquoi, on March 20, 2008 14:10:51
this bitch is a kleptomaniac
By jesus, on March 20, 2008 14:15:01
Used...NEXT!
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 14:22:00
Didn't Native Americans introduce tobacco to the white man.... I'd say the cancer deaths from that is pretty good revenge for taking the land...
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 14:30:00
she stole my heart!
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 14:43:52
She was stealing drugstore makeup??!? Eww. However, I'm happy to see her klepto ass is getting smarter about stealing. Of course they would fully prosecute $6000 worth of stuff from Saks, but no one's going to care about a $4 bottle of Covergirl.
By Chantelle, on March 20, 2008 15:44:03
anal and hard slaps in the back of the head and ass....she should do time....serious...
By mark, on March 20, 2008 16:02:14
Chantelle, I guess you are too good for L'Oreal Paris??
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 16:13:04
She should've hidden the goods in her bazongas.
By Matt Damon!, on March 20, 2008 17:36:16
I still want to see her hot tits. I've wanted to bang her silly since Heathers.
By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 18:00:47
Why can't she just get publicity by releasing a sex tape like every other celebrity?
By JAC, on March 20, 2008 18:35:50
It's quite a coincidence you should mention the Native Americans...considering Why-no-na IS part Native and her name means 'She Who Takes Without Paying'.
By Vanchic, on March 20, 2008 23:05:17
I don't have a fraction of the money Winona has, yet I never, ever steal. Given the amount of money she probably has, there is no reason for this shit. This girls is obviously sick and in need of serious counseling. Girl interrupted, perhaps?
By anonymous, on March 21, 2008 02:18:17
Geez! You think we'd believe anything, right? First you want us to believe that Angelina Jolie has low self esteem. And now you tell us that Winona Ryder has sticky fingers. Keeeeeerist! What's next? You gonna tell us that Tara Reed is a drunk or something? Ummmmmmmmm, er, well, never mind....
By Snarky McComments, on March 21, 2008 02:54:22
No, the Native Americans did not sell their lands for beads or trinkets, they were forced to move, The Indian Removal Act of 1830, 5 tribe nations were forced to go west
over 4,000 Cherokees died, over 2,500 Choctaw died, 3,500 of the 15,000 Creeks dies
5000 Seminoles died, of 12,500 Choctaw over 3,000 died.
Yes you asshole, I defiantly see the similarities.
By yes, I'm native American, on March 21, 2008 06:18:38
Winona's getting older - she must need to reuse her claim to notoriety to stay "relevant" as someone else said. Either that or she has discontinued her psychotherapy.
By anonymous, on March 21, 2008 06:55:57
how is it shoplifting if they took back the stuff before she left?
By i don't like you in any way, on March 21, 2008 08:39:42
06:39:42, I'll take black on 26.
By anonymous, on March 21, 2008 10:26:40
06:18:38, wah, wah, wah, my people had to endure a month long boat ride. I bet is was really uncomfortable, and most of the food was probably just OK. So there, our peoples have both suffered.
By the way, the slot machines out behind the tiki bar are on the fritz again. Tell Running Elk to bring his wrench.
By anonymous, on March 21, 2008 10:29:51
06:18:38:
Chill, Chief. Don't throw the papoose out with the bath water. It's nothing personal, Tonto. Remember, this is a site for the snarkmeisters of the world to congregate to be insulting - in a snarky kind of way, of course. So there's really no reason to want to scalp the other posters for doing what the sites is intended for. In other words, lighten up, kemosabe. My suggestion: It's time for you to be brave and get up from the computer, leave your teepee, hop on your palomino and take a gallop on down to the local pale faces tavern. Then lay down a little wampum for some fire water and you'll feel like you're in the happy hunting ground again in no time. That makes sense, doesn't it, Chief?
By anonymous, on March 21, 2008 11:47:24
Girl, interrupted? More like Whore, interrupted.
By anonymous, on March 21, 2008 11:50:10
16:13:04:
I wouldn't know, I've never tried it.
By Chantelle, on March 22, 2008 08:51:28
I'm sorry, but the Native American comment about selling land for bits of glass and pretty beads is a hoot!
Get a sense of humor people--stop being so damn serious all the time.
BTW, I have a master's degree, and I took history classes--loads of them.
By FunnyFred, on March 22, 2008 12:07:08
@ 11:47:
I would love to say "I don't get it", but I fear to do so for the numbskulls here who might take me seriously.
So...well done.
By Vigilante, on March 22, 2008 12:21:23
The bigger question is why are Winona and Britney buying crappy makeup at CVS stores when they can go into those fancy "gifting" suites and get the top shelf stuff free???
By Dumb Hos, on March 23, 2008 13:27:35
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