Ashlee Simpson is Pregnant

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  1. nobody gives a shit about these 2 no talent shit-
    heads ,i hope they save their money .to be really
    succesful at something you need to work at it ,not
    running around partying all the time . tell papa
    joe to go back to preaching and fondulling kids

    By ezstreet, on April 16, 2008 09:17:57

  2. So is Joe the father? Or does he only sleep with his other tranny daughter?

    By anonymous, on April 16, 2008 09:18:16

  3. All they want is publicity... I wouldn't be surprised if she actually got herself knocked up to get it too.

    By danni, on April 16, 2008 09:31:05

  4. booya

    By drew lackey, on April 16, 2008 09:33:54

  5. ...and yet again I find myself not giving a shit.

    By anonymous, on April 16, 2008 10:16:07

  6. where can i get those shoes!

    By anonymous, on April 16, 2008 10:50:27

  7. where can i get those shoes!

    By anonymous, on April 16, 2008 10:50:52

  8. What is Hollyweird's aversion to birth control? I don't get it...

    By anonymous, on April 16, 2008 10:50:58

  9. Oh yea gods, another air head born into this world, to be managed by grandpa and turned into a walking disaster.

    By anonymous, on April 16, 2008 11:04:20

  10. omg! who cares!!!

    By buddha00man, on April 16, 2008 11:24:03

  11. Day-glo shoes? Ick...this is NOT the 80s, thank god. Take those stupid looking shoes off your idiotic feet.

    By NotBlonde, on April 16, 2008 13:24:30

  12. It's skeet on her lip-synching pooper.

    By hairplugsformen, on April 16, 2008 13:26:43

  13. This stupid bitch and her bitch are having a baby? Obviously it will be confused about who wears the pants in the family. Great.

    By Grace Yip, on April 16, 2008 14:02:57

  14. I am loving her with the long red hair. She looks hot! Of course her fiance is a douchebag and will henceforth with his spawn produce more douchebaggery....dammit.

    By anonymous, on April 16, 2008 14:18:17

  15. I hate it when these bimbos blow kisses.
    WTF with those shoes? Holy day-glo.

    By T, on April 16, 2008 15:32:21

  16. ANOTHER IDIOT THAT DIN'T PULL OUT ON TIME come on morons is like in the movies you feel that is coming so grab ur dick and hold it hold it now tell her to close her eyes lol, stop getting useles chicks pregnant damn it

    By pull out pull out, on April 16, 2008 16:26:15

  17. I bet she wishes she blew him instead!

    By anonymous, on April 16, 2008 16:42:25

  18. Earth to Simpsons: WE DO NOT GIVE A RAT'S ASS ABOUT YOU. ANY OF YOU. YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL. YOU ARE NOT INTERESTING. YOU ARE NOT RELEVANT. YOU CONTRIBUTE NOTHING. PLEASE FALL OFF SOMETHING EXTREMELY TALL AS SOON AS YOU CAN, PREFERABLY ALL AT THE SAME TIME, HOLDING HANDS, SO THAT YOU CAN BE TOGETHER IN THE FIERY DEN OF MEDIOCRITY UNTIL THE END OF TIME.

    And not for nothing, nobody is impressed that you bought an obscenely expensive, dumb, ugly bracelet with a dumb, ugly logo on it. The money you wasted on that piece of crap could have fed several families for weeks, you selfish, grotesque surgerybot. Fuck you.

    By Little Miss Sunshine, on April 16, 2008 17:05:34

  19. she actually looks nice in those pix.

    By anonymous, on April 16, 2008 17:21:37

  20. This non-story actually made into the "people" section of the International Herald Tribune, a "serious" newspaper published in English around the globe.

    The end is nigh, my friends.

    By Fred, on April 16, 2008 17:23:00

  21. OMIGOD!!! This is so exciting!!!! Oh, wait, I just remembered I don't give a fu*k. Whew.....that was close!!!!!!!

    By anonymous, on April 16, 2008 17:27:33

  22. It is never to early to start looking into plastic surgery options for the bastard child. Maybe prenatal rhinoplasty, or perhaps a chin job while the bone is still pliable? I hope the little rugrat does a hoe-down on its way out and is born with a bad case of acid reflux.

    By anonymous, on April 16, 2008 17:58:03

  23. Say goodbye to that lovely slim bod. In 6 months you'll be wishing you'd swallowed.

    By Anonymous Realist, on April 16, 2008 17:58:25

  24. Idiots should not breed.

    By anonymous, on April 16, 2008 18:17:54

  25. Retarded is the new hot.

    By anonymous, on April 16, 2008 21:04:40

  26. nobody gives a dam about her life.

    By billy boob, on April 16, 2008 22:10:09

  27. Jessica's going to be so upset that Ashley had Papa Joe's baby before she did

    By anonymous, on April 16, 2008 23:51:25

  28. she looks like janet jackson.

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2008 00:03:20

  29. If it were Jessica that were pregnant I might be suspecting papa Joe but since it's this hood rat...daddy's not so favorite little girl..I guess no one gives a shit ...

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2008 04:42:09

  30. Little Miss Sunshine is right on target and hilarious. Please write more as I think you speak for many. However I am not sure if they have quite risen to the level of mediocrity so, in essence, you have been somewhat kind.

    By Claude Ballz, on April 17, 2008 06:40:17

  31. call me jaded but dosen't this all seem a little to convinient w/ her new album coming out and all that? I know this is something Papa Joe would never stoop to

    By PK, on April 17, 2008 06:47:31

  32. I just can't believe Ashley Simpson could be pregnant by Pete Wentz. That would mean Pete actually had sex with a woman?

    By Daisy, on April 18, 2008 01:48:53

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