This is what I've been saying all along, it's typical of the paparazzi to make such a stupid mistake and it shows complete disrespect for the couple. Ashlee Simpson isn't pregnant, Pete Wentz is. I'd get pissed off too if I was in Wentz's position (by which I mean constantly mistaken for a man, not bent over a sofa crying and bleeding from the asshole while Leno chin Simpson greases up the cock for round two. Though that does sound like kind of a drag too.)
By That guy who has never heard Fall out boy but already knows how bad they suck, on April 15, 2008 10:07:02
I think a vigorous, thorough, videotaped beating of her "boy" friend would do much to generate sympathy and spur album sales.
Yeah, did anyone else see that Wentz went on record claiming to be waiting for the story of his homosexual nature to come out now that he is engaged to this talentless hag? Seems like that story may have already come out dear petey...... Ah fuck it, these two are attention whores.
"Witch hunt"? Normally witch hunts accuse people of being something society considers to be bad. Like being accused of being a witch in the 16th century. By the looks of the bloated bellies in Hollywood these days, I would say that society has NO problem with knocked up celebrities.
Moral of the story: Pete Wentz is a moron. And short. Ha!
"A witch hunt"? Pete you're BRILLIANT! We'll have a witch hunt that ends with burning you and Assley at the stake! Wonderful! I wish I thought of this sooner.
15 Comments:
Leave Your CommentGawd, they look like twins! And what's up with the "Leno" chin on Ashlee? She used to be cute...
By anonymous, on April 15, 2008 08:18:54
Phew. I didn't really believe she knew how to use a turkey baster anyways.
By Vigilante, on April 15, 2008 08:57:43
Is it possible Ashlee has even more of a cleft chin than her brother?
By anonymous, on April 15, 2008 09:03:00
obviously not - papa joe just starts shit to get hype around his dumb daughters around thier album release dates
By virgo, on April 15, 2008 09:20:41
This is what I've been saying all along, it's typical of the paparazzi to make such a stupid mistake and it shows complete disrespect for the couple. Ashlee Simpson isn't pregnant, Pete Wentz is. I'd get pissed off too if I was in Wentz's position (by which I mean constantly mistaken for a man, not bent over a sofa crying and bleeding from the asshole while Leno chin Simpson greases up the cock for round two. Though that does sound like kind of a drag too.)
By That guy who has never heard Fall out boy but already knows how bad they suck, on April 15, 2008 10:07:02
I think a vigorous, thorough, videotaped beating of her "boy" friend would do much to generate sympathy and spur album sales.
Who's with me?
By coolpapa, on April 15, 2008 10:18:42
Pete Wentz has no dick, so if she's preggo, it's certainly not his.
By anonymous, on April 15, 2008 10:44:21
Yeah, did anyone else see that Wentz went on record claiming to be waiting for the story of his homosexual nature to come out now that he is engaged to this talentless hag? Seems like that story may have already come out dear petey......
Ah fuck it, these two are attention whores.
By Grace Yip, on April 15, 2008 10:51:00
right, and wentz is not gay.....
By Sancha, on April 15, 2008 10:58:45
"Witch hunt"? Normally witch hunts accuse people of being something society considers to be bad. Like being accused of being a witch in the 16th century. By the looks of the bloated bellies in Hollywood these days, I would say that society has NO problem with knocked up celebrities.
Moral of the story: Pete Wentz is a moron. And short. Ha!
By Over it, on April 15, 2008 13:41:53
"A witch hunt"? Pete you're BRILLIANT! We'll have a witch hunt that ends with burning you and Assley at the stake! Wonderful! I wish I thought of this sooner.
By thebig28, on April 15, 2008 13:56:33
meh..
By anonymous, on April 15, 2008 16:49:33
if she is knocked up, you know it's papa joe's....
By anonymous, on April 15, 2008 18:03:51
Beards don't get pregnant. Silly paps.
By anonymous, on April 16, 2008 08:01:03
That's more like it - I was wondering how she could have possibly been impregnated by a guy without testicles.
By Anonymous Realist, on April 16, 2008 18:00:40
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