Avil is a mentally retarded, narcissistic asshole with less talent than Britney and the looks of a sewer rat. Thank God people have finally realized what a loser she is and have stopped patronizing her "concerts".
In fairness, we all remember this National Geographic study, right?
"Among 18- to 24-year-old Americans given maps: 87 percent cannot find Iraq 83 percent cannot find Afghanistan 76 percent cannot find Saudi Arabia 70 percent cannot find New Jersey 49 percent cannot find New York 11 percent cannot find the United States"
On behalf of all Canadians, I'd like to apologize for Avril Lavigne. And Celine Dion. Oh, and especially Nickelback.
(Shania Twain is a real piece of ass, though, ain't she?)
In all fairness, though, the Canadian market is not enough on its own to sustain the careers of these hacks. So that means you Americans are buying these shitty albums. Stop it, just stop it.
JAC, thanks for trying, but no matter how much worthless bullshit the U.S. has foistered on the world there is no level of apologizing that makes up for Nickelback. You can feel yourself getting stupider when you hear one of their songs. Most American's do NOT need this.
JAC, Saliva Twit is nothing more than the Britney Spears of country music. Instead of grunting and moaning, she moans and adds a "whoo" at the end of each line to make it sound country.
As far as Lavigne, she's a skanky little twit who can't decide what image she wants to portray, so she just does whatever is gonna get her picture taken...another no-talent as far as music goes.
I don't recall seeing Alanis flipping off cameras every chance she got. Why, cuz she can actually SING.
I've spent plenty of time in the US and Canada, there's plenty of idiots on both sides of the border, so let's not get into that, huh?
how about the time she introduced David Bowie, but mispronounced his last name. Then she shrugged it off as him why should she know who he is. She is sooo hard core, she is all about the music.
Where the fuck is New Jersey, oh that's right it's where the Soprano's live. Yawn 10:36:59 stop spreading vicious lies about her unless your blind then I forgive you, actually no I won't fuckface shut your trap.
"Among 18- to 24-year-old Americans given maps: 87 percent cannot find Iraq 83 percent cannot find Afghanistan 76 percent cannot find Saudi Arabia 70 percent cannot find New Jersey 49 percent cannot find New York 11 percent cannot find the United States"
You forgot this one: 100% of Canadians have a huge inferiority complex and feel the need to memorize these statistics.
we actually learn Canadian geography in grade 2 or something, not to mention how insulting it would be for ANY province--especially Quebec, to be mistaken for Onterrible...
God, I'm surprised they did not burn the stage, it is quite insulting to call us Ontarians. But well, I guess Montreal's 14 year olds (the losers at that concert) are not that hard core.
The one person that I know who likes Nickelback is the only guy in my husband's flight squadron that NO ONE can stand. He has the worst taste in everything imaginable. And yes, he is a stupid redneck, how did you guess?
Oh to be rich, untalented and uneducated in America. But have you SEEN her husband-troll? As much as I would like to hate this desperate poser who peaked at age 17, I feel more pity than anything.
"its called slang you moron, using slang doesn't make one stupid"
Well, you're only partially correct. Not all slang is stupid. I refer to my girlfriend as a "jizz refinery" all the time, even when I know there is no such facility.
However, using "prolly" does, in fact, make you stupid. I'm really sorry, and I'm not trying to come of like a jerk here. "Prolly" is just one of those things, like "hella", "hater", et al; the phrases that are so often uttered by the mentally challenged knuckledragging portion of our society.
Please don't use it.
Okay, I'm off to tie one on. See you scamps Monday morning.
11:09, we should hook up. They're putting in a new ice pad close to here. I think they're pouring the concrete next week, what are your plans like then?
OK, Jac's post was funny so stop giving him a hard time. My question is, if we were to find out that some guy Avril was dating was beating the crap out of her would anyone be appalled or would we all just shrug our shoulders in understanding?
"obviously she made a simple mistake....not that fucking big a deal."
I'd say it's a big deal. She knew she was in Montreal, and yet said she's in Ontario. Seems like she was under the impression that Montreal is part of Ontario, something your average 12-year-old Canuck would no isn't so.
How dumb does someone have to be to grow up in Napanee, Ontario, and think Montreal is part of Ontario? Avril Lavigne-level dumb, it seems.
This is quiet possibly the stupidest thing I've ever heard. How do you fuck up knowing where you are, especially if it's the country you were born in, come on! Good god! I hope someone runs her over, I had to endure her music while I went to school in Canada and I'm so disgusted she had not died out yet.
Oh, and Nag, who the fuck cares about random statistics that were made up. It doesn't excuse or detract from her stupidity. Stop defending her just because she is Canadian. I'm Canadian and she's a stupid bitch.
I read the Chad Kroeger interview in Playboy and I have to admit that not only does his singing and band bite, he himself is the biggest A-hole mofo I've ever read about. He's also the only man I've ever heard brag about the size of his dick...in public...AND mean it.
It's funny because he and his current ho live on 10 acres about 15 minutes away from me. I should go visit sometime and put a small neat hole in the middle of his forehead.
And if I did, wouldn't it be fucked-up if Advil was there at the exact same time??
As much as I hate to defend her, I seriously doubt she actually said this...
Yeah most of the Canadian music that gets exported to the States is complete fucking shit - but come on, really what are you giving us? A fucking New Kids on the Block reunion???
I'm surprised nobody has asked this yet--probably (prolly) utter lack of interest--so I will do it:
Does that creepy little husband (hubby) of hers have ANY OTHER SHOES?! I'm so tired of those black and white spectator zoot suit shoes, or whatever they're supposed to be. The first time I saw him wearing them, on Fuse, like three years ago or something, I thought, "Oh, those are slightly nifty." Certainly better than wifey's "punk" high-tops. Which she is also still sporting. Are they poor? Is it a "I'm not buying different shoes unless you buy different shoes" smackdown? Are they taking turns saying "Nuh-UH"?
In any case, it just has to stop. Unless that dweeb is willing to start performing "Minnie the Moocher" or "This Joint Is Jumpin" (hey, it beats their other work), he is duty-bound to set those stinkers ablaze. And the high-tops? The fucking high-tops?COME ON.
I figure we're looking at a level playing field with this love match.
The problem is that Canadians have nothing to be angry about so they make music consisting of fake outrage. I recommend sending our most prolific gang bangers and obnoxious rappers there to help rectify the situation. (kill two birds with one stone ya know)
All of the negative comments above are written by "very smart people who know everything"! This includes the very intelligent chap who writes this blog. Given her poor educaton, Avril makes far more money than any of you can even dream about and she is having fun! Of course I am sure she cares what you think, yeah right!
Thanks for your positive comment. You have really contributed a bright ray of sunshine in my otherwise dark and jaded life.
Just kidding. What's the matter? Can't you find an Avril fansite to play on so you and the other brain dead Avril fanboys and fangirls can have a circlejerk extolling her virtues and incredible talent? Did you get kicked off the Miley Cyrus fansite for being too annoying?
And BTW, you should put the punctuation INSIDE the quotation marks. Dumbass.
A VERY Smart Person with Plus At Least Eight Years On Avril Lavigne's Education Who Knows More Than You Do.
PS: I have more money than she does. Sorry to burst your little fan-bubble. And just in case you were wondering, your mother was right. Money DOES NOT buy happiness. It only lubricates happiness' existence.
Now where the fuck was I?
Vanchic: Do NOT put a small, neat hole in the middle of his forehead. Do put a flaming pile of dogshit in his driveway. It's less traceable.
die K: She's been known to spit at autograph seekers as well. And waitresses. Hope I caught you before you hit "Submit".
Canada is in Brooklyn: Marry me. I love you for knowing who Minnie the Moocher is. And yes, I don't care if you're a chick. Anyone who can think at least seven decades back musically AND notices shoes is more than worth my time. And my time ain't cheap.
Canada needs some angry blacks: I concur. Please send all your homies to us ASAP. We'll even take Kanye.
i was totally at that show... and was very shocked! SHE GREW UP IN ONTARIO FOR GOD'S SAKE...shouldn't she know her own province a little better than that? and know her own country better too :|
however, the show itself was awesome and she was full of energy and really pleasant and sung really well... :)
I'm Canadian and I don't why she's so popular. Up here, she's been accused of plagurizing a number of songs on her current album. AND it was also noted that her tour sales are so bad, she's had to bring on the Jonas Brothers to jack them up. Who in the hell are the Jonas Brothers? She's an idiot.
posted By anonymous, on April 5, 2008 09:55:11 Well, on the plus side, if she's stupid, I've got a better shot at fucking her in the ass. So that's cool. Because I'd like to do that.
Just find a malnourished homeless boy and slap some eyeliner and a wig on him, there ya go! Instant Avril
Well, on the plus side, if she's stupid, I've got a better shot at fucking her in the ass. So that's cool. Because I'd like to do that.
We Canadians are the coolest mofo's on this planet and you fucking well know it, eh? Well, all of us except Advil LaDouche (that's the French version of her name) and our current Prime Minister. I sometimes wish he'd get caught up in a hooker-for-hire scandal and get booted from office in shame. You Americans are SO lucky to have all those slimey fuck-tards as your leaders!
To tell you the truth, we're often jealous of all you Americans because of your trashy but oh-so-fun-looking fake-ass lifestyles, but then we remember how FN nuts you all are down there and we smile to ourselves, shake our heads and feel better again.
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By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 09:18:56
I have a shitty American education and I know that Montreal is in Quebec.
It's akin to when Tori Spelling said she though Long Island was the capital of New York. (It's Albany BTW)
By Willa Dodge, on April 4, 2008 09:21:20
Avil is a mentally retarded, narcissistic asshole with less talent than Britney and the looks of a sewer rat. Thank God people have finally realized what a loser she is and have stopped patronizing her "concerts".
By She's a laughing stock and doesn't know it, on April 4, 2008 09:28:10
My oh my
Avril lavigne had always been on my 'ugh not another one list'
That kind of music sucks.
Soundgarden rules!
Shes an idiot. since were on an snl thing here, amy poelers (sp) impression of her was funnnneeee
By ladyguitarstar, on April 4, 2008 09:32:09
In fairness, we all remember this National Geographic study, right?
"Among 18- to 24-year-old Americans given maps:
87 percent cannot find Iraq
83 percent cannot find Afghanistan
76 percent cannot find Saudi Arabia
70 percent cannot find New Jersey
49 percent cannot find New York
11 percent cannot find the United States"
By nag, on April 4, 2008 09:35:22
On behalf of all Canadians, I'd like to apologize for Avril Lavigne. And Celine Dion. Oh, and especially Nickelback.
(Shania Twain is a real piece of ass, though, ain't she?)
In all fairness, though, the Canadian market is not enough on its own to sustain the careers of these hacks. So that means you Americans are buying these shitty albums. Stop it, just stop it.
By JAC, on April 4, 2008 09:44:35
I could find all three of the Middle Eastern Countries, but maybe not New Jersey. No loss.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 09:48:15
Not only is she from Canada, her father is French-Canadian. She should be tarred and feathered but using gravy and cheese curds.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 09:54:14
thank you jac, i appreciate the apology.
Avril lavigne acting like some hard ass, flipping us off, snarling oh-so-cutely.. so she thinks she hard.
her early music, was all about being a punk girl whos hurt or hurting a sk8r boi ..or w/e
an angry canadian is like a souped up geo metro
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 09:57:16
JAC, thanks for trying, but no matter how much worthless bullshit the U.S. has foistered on the world there is no level of apologizing that makes up for Nickelback. You can feel yourself getting stupider when you hear one of their songs. Most American's do NOT need this.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 10:08:04
"there is no level of apologizing that makes up for Nickelback."
OMG I really did spit my drink when I read that. That was so funny. Thank you. :)
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 10:10:10
Suckelback sucks. America, buy more Sloan!
By Joe Clark, on April 4, 2008 10:17:15
JAC, Saliva Twit is nothing more than the Britney Spears of country music. Instead of grunting and moaning, she moans and adds a "whoo" at the end of each line to make it sound country.
As far as Lavigne, she's a skanky little twit who can't decide what image she wants to portray, so she just does whatever is gonna get her picture taken...another no-talent as far as music goes.
I don't recall seeing Alanis flipping off cameras every chance she got. Why, cuz she can actually SING.
I've spent plenty of time in the US and Canada, there's plenty of idiots on both sides of the border, so let's not get into that, huh?
By jeffro, on April 4, 2008 10:17:26
yeah i agree with 10:08:04
Nickelbacks one of the worst bands ever. I literally feel my vocabulary drop when a nickelback song comes on at a bar
By ladyguitarstar, on April 4, 2008 10:19:28
Damn. That's like being from Brooklyn and thinking NYC is in Jersey. Stupid bitch.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 10:22:35
who cares she's a hot celebrity..
By yawn, on April 4, 2008 10:36:59
how about the time she introduced David Bowie, but mispronounced his last name. Then she shrugged it off as him why should she know who he is. She is sooo hard core, she is all about the music.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 10:38:30
Where the fuck is New Jersey, oh that's right it's where the Soprano's live. Yawn 10:36:59 stop spreading vicious lies about her unless your blind then I forgive you, actually no I won't fuckface shut your trap.
By I hate Hippies, on April 4, 2008 10:54:05
"Among 18- to 24-year-old Americans given maps:
87 percent cannot find Iraq
83 percent cannot find Afghanistan
76 percent cannot find Saudi Arabia
70 percent cannot find New Jersey
49 percent cannot find New York
11 percent cannot find the United States"
You forgot this one: 100% of Canadians have a huge inferiority complex and feel the need to memorize these statistics.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 11:09:14
we actually learn Canadian geography in grade 2 or something, not to mention how insulting it would be for ANY province--especially Quebec, to be mistaken for Onterrible...
By western canuck, on April 4, 2008 11:13:30
God, I'm surprised they did not burn the stage, it is quite insulting to call us Ontarians. But well, I guess Montreal's 14 year olds (the losers at that concert) are not that hard core.
By Akare, on April 4, 2008 11:17:37
That's pretty bad. I'm from her area and no one over 8 would be forgiven for saying that.
I hadn't heard about the Bowie thing (I'm guessing she said Bough-y, which isn't really a mispronunciation) but for shrugging, she's dead to me.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 11:26:47
This idiot's hometown is not too far from Montreal, she was either high, faking it or just really stupid. Prolly all 3
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 11:30:14
If it weren't for her general tightness, she'd be used
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 11:41:44
"or just really stupid. Prolly all 3"
Sigh...
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 11:43:01
obviously she made a simple mistake....not that fucking big a deal.
By fart, on April 4, 2008 11:49:49
We should just depot all illegals back to Puerto Rico
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 11:51:59
Avril needs an analtude adjustment.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 12:04:12
I like nickelback.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 12:07:57
Nickelback blows.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 12:17:31
The one person that I know who likes Nickelback is the only guy in my husband's flight squadron that NO ONE can stand. He has the worst taste in everything imaginable. And yes, he is a stupid redneck, how did you guess?
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 12:27:54
Send her off to Mars. The thin atmosphere and lower air pressure will do her some good.
By Fred, on April 4, 2008 12:30:20
"an angry canadian is like a souped up geo metro"
Holy crap. That was funny.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 12:37:17
Haha, you guys are the ones who made her pathetic ass famous, you can keep her!
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 12:37:46
"an angry canadian is like a souped up geo metro"
Holy crap. That was funny.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 12:37:17
thanks!
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 12:53:00
"or just really stupid. Prolly all 3"
Sigh...
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 11:43:01
its called slang you moron, using slang doesn't make one stupid, but making incorrect geographical statements of your own home country is
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 13:19:06
Oh to be rich, untalented and uneducated in America. But have you SEEN her husband-troll? As much as I would like to hate this desperate poser who peaked at age 17, I feel more pity than anything.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 13:24:07
Its punk rock to be stupid.
By toonces, on April 4, 2008 13:33:22
I would still hit it, but I'd have to use birth control. I just couldn't have her dumbing down my genes.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 13:53:58
"its called slang you moron, using slang doesn't make one stupid"
Well, you're only partially correct. Not all slang is stupid. I refer to my girlfriend as a "jizz refinery" all the time, even when I know there is no such facility.
However, using "prolly" does, in fact, make you stupid. I'm really sorry, and I'm not trying to come of like a jerk here. "Prolly" is just one of those things, like "hella", "hater", et al; the phrases that are so often uttered by the mentally challenged knuckledragging portion of our society.
Please don't use it.
Okay, I'm off to tie one on. See you scamps Monday morning.
By J-Bird, on April 4, 2008 13:56:39
But WHY did you put up those pictures of that little punk, Axl Rose?
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 13:58:11
This chick is really one lucky album from being Liz Vicious.
(VERY NSFW) http://www.sugarnips.com/galleries2/lizvicious/
By thebig28, on April 4, 2008 14:20:49
I want to sex her anus.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 14:58:24
I hate "prolly" too - right along with "preggers" "hella" "hubby" and all the other dumb ass "abreviations" that take just as long to say.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 15:00:25
She is just some dumb little bitch whose whole act is to pretend she's tough. Her music is crap.
When no one cares in a few more years her sex tapes will be come out, and we can see her for the whore she is.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 15:15:36
Is she telling us she is the number one stupid canadian ?
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 15:21:30
11:09, we should hook up. They're putting in a new ice pad close to here. I think they're pouring the concrete next week, what are your plans like then?
Think your Mom will let you stay out past nine?
For a couple of years?
By Vigilante, on April 4, 2008 15:40:39
PS: I'd also like to apologize for Michael Buble. And the Matthew Good Band.
By Vigilante, on April 4, 2008 15:43:59
She's a lame douche. Always sucked and always will.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 16:12:51
OK, Jac's post was funny so stop giving him a hard time. My question is, if we were to find out that some guy Avril was dating was beating the crap out of her would anyone be appalled or would we all just shrug our shoulders in understanding?
By Abe, on April 4, 2008 17:28:54
"obviously she made a simple mistake....not that fucking big a deal."
I'd say it's a big deal. She knew she was in Montreal, and yet said she's in Ontario. Seems like she was under the impression that Montreal is part of Ontario, something your average 12-year-old Canuck would no isn't so.
How dumb does someone have to be to grow up in Napanee, Ontario, and think Montreal is part of Ontario? Avril Lavigne-level dumb, it seems.
By catman, on April 4, 2008 18:52:38
Ever listen to her actually speak in an interview. She uses the word "like" every 2.3 seconds.
"Omg, like I was thinking of a song like all night long and like it suddenly came to me in like a woosh. Like I am such a poser"
The record companies expect us to believe she writes her own music, LMFAO.
This girl is dumber than wood and has less talent.
By Donkey Punch, on April 4, 2008 19:13:51
She should go back to school. What a disgrace to the human race.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 19:49:33
This is quiet possibly the stupidest thing I've ever heard. How do you fuck up knowing where you are, especially if it's the country you were born in, come on! Good god! I hope someone runs her over, I had to endure her music while I went to school in Canada and I'm so disgusted she had not died out yet.
Oh, and Nag, who the fuck cares about random statistics that were made up. It doesn't excuse or detract from her stupidity. Stop defending her just because she is Canadian. I'm Canadian and she's a stupid bitch.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 20:46:00
So fucking stupid, she's actually coming from ontario, she should know at least "a bit" where Quebec is!
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 21:35:47
In response to the title pic. No. Fuck you, you worthless, talentless cunt.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 22:33:06
I don't get how spitting at pap-maggots would make her "notoriously dumb". Actually this alone makes me wanna join her fanclub. Paps are vermin.
By die Krautsalaten, on April 5, 2008 00:24:32
I read the Chad Kroeger interview in Playboy and I have to admit that not only does his singing and band bite, he himself is the biggest A-hole mofo I've ever read about. He's also the only man I've ever heard brag about the size of his dick...in public...AND mean it.
It's funny because he and his current ho live on 10 acres about 15 minutes away from me. I should go visit sometime and put a small neat hole in the middle of his forehead.
And if I did, wouldn't it be fucked-up if Advil was there at the exact same time??
By Vanchic, on April 5, 2008 00:26:23
As much as I hate to defend her, I seriously doubt she actually said this...
Yeah most of the Canadian music that gets exported to the States is complete fucking shit - but come on, really what are you giving us? A fucking New Kids on the Block reunion???
By anonymous, on April 5, 2008 00:50:47
Her entire name is also French -- what is spoken in Quebec.
By anonymous, on April 5, 2008 05:50:53
sad thing is, montreal is 3 hours down the highway from where she was brought up
By anonymous, on April 5, 2008 08:19:02
Well, on the plus side, if she's stupid, I've got a better shot at fucking her in the ass. So that's cool. Because I'd like to do that.
By anonymous, on April 5, 2008 09:55:11
I'm surprised nobody has asked this yet--probably (prolly) utter lack of interest--so I will do it:
Does that creepy little husband (hubby) of hers have ANY OTHER SHOES?! I'm so tired of those black and white spectator zoot suit shoes, or whatever they're supposed to be. The first time I saw him wearing them, on Fuse, like three years ago or something, I thought, "Oh, those are slightly nifty." Certainly better than wifey's "punk" high-tops. Which she is also still sporting. Are they poor? Is it a "I'm not buying different shoes unless you buy different shoes" smackdown? Are they taking turns saying "Nuh-UH"?
In any case, it just has to stop. Unless that dweeb is willing to start performing "Minnie the Moocher" or "This Joint Is Jumpin" (hey, it beats their other work), he is duty-bound to set those stinkers ablaze. And the high-tops? The fucking high-tops? COME ON.
I figure we're looking at a level playing field with this love match.
By Canada is in Brooklyn, on April 5, 2008 09:59:21
The problem is that Canadians have nothing to be angry about so they make music consisting of fake outrage. I recommend sending our most prolific gang bangers and obnoxious rappers there to help rectify the situation. (kill two birds with one stone ya know)
By Canada needs some angry blacks, on April 5, 2008 11:33:18
All of the negative comments above are written by "very smart people who know everything"! This includes the very intelligent chap who writes this blog. Given her poor educaton, Avril makes far more money than any of you can even dream about and she is having fun! Of course I am sure she cares what you think, yeah right!
By Neil Abrahams, on April 5, 2008 12:08:09
Dear Neil Abrahams,
Thanks for your positive comment. You have really contributed a bright ray of sunshine in my otherwise dark and jaded life.
Just kidding. What's the matter? Can't you find an Avril fansite to play on so you and the other brain dead Avril fanboys and fangirls can have a circlejerk extolling her virtues and incredible talent? Did you get kicked off the Miley Cyrus fansite for being too annoying?
And BTW, you should put the punctuation INSIDE the quotation marks. Dumbass.
By Taste and Grammar Nazi, on April 5, 2008 12:31:20
Right, right, because whoever is richer is better. And like I give a shit what Avril thinks of me.
Take a long walk off a short pier and drown, fuckwit.
By Neil is a fuckwit, on April 5, 2008 12:36:26
Dear Neil,
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!
HA!
Signed,
A VERY Smart Person with Plus At Least Eight Years On Avril Lavigne's Education Who Knows More Than You Do.
PS: I have more money than she does. Sorry to burst your little fan-bubble. And just in case you were wondering, your mother was right. Money DOES NOT buy happiness. It only lubricates happiness' existence.
Now where the fuck was I?
Vanchic: Do NOT put a small, neat hole in the middle of his forehead. Do put a flaming pile of dogshit in his driveway. It's less traceable.
die K: She's been known to spit at autograph seekers as well. And waitresses. Hope I caught you before you hit "Submit".
Canada is in Brooklyn: Marry me. I love you for knowing who Minnie the Moocher is. And yes, I don't care if you're a chick. Anyone who can think at least seven decades back musically AND notices shoes is more than worth my time. And my time ain't cheap.
Canada needs some angry blacks: I concur. Please send all your homies to us ASAP. We'll even take Kanye.
Peace. Out.
V
By Vigilante, on April 5, 2008 13:31:56
Neil Abrahams is gay.
And not in that cool John Waters way gay.
By thebig28, on April 5, 2008 14:41:04
i was totally at that show... and was very shocked! SHE GREW UP IN ONTARIO FOR GOD'S SAKE...shouldn't she know her own province a little better than that? and know her own country better too :|
however, the show itself was awesome and she was full of energy and really pleasant and sung really well... :)
By erin, on April 5, 2008 15:58:47
I'm Canadian and I don't why she's so popular. Up here, she's been accused of plagurizing a number of songs on her current album. AND it was also noted that her tour sales are so bad, she's had to bring on the Jonas Brothers to jack them up. Who in the hell are the Jonas Brothers? She's an idiot.
By anonymous, on April 5, 2008 16:23:01
an angry canadian is like a souped up geo metro
Thanks for your positive comment. You have really contributed a bright ray of sunshine in my otherwise dark and jaded life. Just kidding.
Fucking Hilarious
By A Canuck with a marijuana prescription., on April 5, 2008 19:48:38
The funny part is her dad is from Quebec and her paternal grand parents lives there. How ironic eh?
By anonymous, on April 5, 2008 20:24:39
posted By anonymous, on April 5, 2008 09:55:11
Well, on the plus side, if she's stupid, I've got a better shot at fucking her in the ass. So that's cool. Because I'd like to do that.
Just find a malnourished homeless boy and slap some eyeliner and a wig on him, there ya go! Instant Avril
Well, on the plus side, if she's stupid, I've got a better shot at fucking her in the ass. So that's cool. Because I'd like to do that.
posted By anonymous, on April 5, 2008 09:55:11
By anonymous, on April 5, 2008 23:10:44
She is a moron because she grew up in Ontario and close to Quebec. How does she not know where one Province ends???
By kathie!, on April 6, 2008 03:46:43
Ooooh, Cana-DUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!
By Avril's Vag, on April 6, 2008 10:37:41
Fucking Canada. We haven't conquered that place yet?
By anonymous, on April 6, 2008 12:48:50
Avril Lavigne is stupid...! What else is new?
It took you so long to figure it out?
I've always knew!
By Tom, on April 6, 2008 21:28:49
We Canadians are the coolest mofo's on this planet and you fucking well know it, eh? Well, all of us except Advil LaDouche (that's the French version of her name) and our current Prime Minister. I sometimes wish he'd get caught up in a hooker-for-hire scandal and get booted from office in shame. You Americans are SO lucky to have all those slimey fuck-tards as your leaders!
To tell you the truth, we're often jealous of all you Americans because of your trashy but oh-so-fun-looking fake-ass lifestyles, but then we remember how FN nuts you all are down there and we smile to ourselves, shake our heads and feel better again.
By Vanchic, on April 6, 2008 23:29:52
A Question on the Boss Where lie Neuruppin??
By anonymous, on April 7, 2008 03:03:10
CUTE AND DUMB thats cool bet she is a great laid
By anonymous, on April 7, 2008 10:09:27
Canada could disappear tomorrow and it would not affect my life one bit.
By anonymous, on April 7, 2008 10:17:25
She's like, so "Whatever"
By Walizalawonga, on April 7, 2008 23:14:39
I hate it when I travel overesas an encounter stupid people who think Sydney is the capital of Australia.
Some of the nicest people I've ever met on my travels are Canadians, they are great when they're not clubbing seal pups to death.
Oh, and Avril, please don't try to pretend that you're hard, anti-establishment and cool. You just look spoiled and petulant.
By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 21:50:19
What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
By juanbigone, on May 4, 2008 16:57:54
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