39 Comments:

• meh.

  By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 09:55:28

• Jay Z? Possibly the best rapper alive.
  
  Beyonce? Massively overrated egomaniac who sings like a yowling hound dog.
  
  Bad call, Jay. You'll be sick of her in a week.

  By Losquacious Knowles, on April 2, 2008 09:57:39

• Jay-Z is a scumbag thug gangsta rapper and he sucks. His fans suck too.

  By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 09:58:42

• Jay-Z is Joe Camel in human form.

  By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 10:05:22

• hold it hold it hold it! Ok, i read shit talking on jessica simpson (who is hot) cameran diaz (who is hot), jen love h (who is hot) lindsay lohan, etc, etc, etc. But Beyonce? Can you seriously bad mouth Beyonce? She is the essence of hot. I am enacting my new rule ... if you bash someone who is obviously attractive (like Beyonce), then you have to back it up with someone who is hotter.

  By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 10:10:05

• Jay-Z is a mogul and a legend. Step off.

  By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 10:10:34

• Beyonce is one of the most overrated 'singers' in the history of music. People make this bitch out to be the second coming or some shit. She sounds like a dying cow when she sings. Jay on the other hand is the best rapper alive, he has carisma, charm, style and a sense of humor. Unless he plans on having all of those attributes rub off on B, they will be divorced in a year. Sure they have been dating 6 years but how much have they actually been together? Maybe 1 year out of the 6?

  By me262, on April 2, 2008 10:12:33

• "I am enacting my new rule ... if you bash someone who is obviously attractive (like Beyonce), then you have to back it up with someone who is hotter."
  
  OK I prefer women who don't need to wear wigs, pounds of caked on makeup and fake eyelashes all the time to look attractive. Hotter: Heidi Klum comes to mind.

  By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 10:12:41

• I'm SOOOO impressed by gangsters who used to sell crack and used the money to make millions. Glorifying murder, violence, and drug use in their "music" is SUCH awesome "music". Jay-Z is a god.

  By sarcastic fuck you, on April 2, 2008 10:16:18

• Me: Beyonce, I love your hair! Who does it?
  
  Beyonce: I don't know. I wasn't there when they made it.

  By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 10:21:38

• "if you bash someone who is obviously attractive (like Beyonce), then you have to back it up with someone who is hotter."
  
  Hmmm, let's see. I'll go with "most healthy women between ages 19 and 25". The ones who don't, you know...wear wigs and date thugs.
  
  Wow, that was difficult.

  By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 10:25:10

• "Me: Beyonce, I love your hair! Who does it?
  
  Beyonce: I don't know. I wasn't there when they made it.
  
  By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 10:21:38"
  
  This is brilliant, because it's true.

  By Hyperbole, on April 2, 2008 10:28:49

• 10:10:05 someday when you're all grown up you will understand.

  By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 10:28:59

• Jay-z is a mogul and a brilliant rapper?? ok, brilliant and rapper dont go together. i agree with sarcastic fuckyou. Jay z sucks, beyonce is pretty, but Rock Rules!

  By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 10:35:03

• see was that so hard. I agree ... Heidi Klum is hotter. But if there was a story about her on here, there would be dozens of people with "slut" and "meh" comments. see my point?

  By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 10:50:02

• SERIOUSLY WHO GIVES A CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 11:42:51

• Jay-Z is NOT or even close to the best rapper alive. I would like to quote a real rapper, Nas, "Fuck Jay-z, it's like an AIDS test what's the results, not positive, whose the best Pac, Nas, and BIG ain't no best." And really who gives a shit about these two?

  By I hate Hippies, on April 2, 2008 12:14:34

• BOTH of them are UGLY and overrated their so call music sucks ass is only cater to people with no taste in real music ,who grew up listening to shit aka hip hop and rap and what ever is the crap that fat ass "sings"

  By they both suck, on April 2, 2008 12:26:17

• 'Kay, how about Sophia Loren? (Both then and now at what, seventy?)

  By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 12:32:19

• Jay-Z is a scumbag thug gangsta rapper and he sucks. His fans suck too.
  
  By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 09:58:42
  
  
  please, please, please tell me what is "gangsta" about jay-z. thanks.

  By Niecy, on April 2, 2008 12:34:35

• u kno its true, when you put beyonce next to jay z....the bitch lookz amazing! when shes in pix alone, shes about a 5.29

  By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 13:32:05

• SHE IS SO UP AND DOWN WITH HER WEIGHT

  By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 13:33:39

• You said "...I'm gonna guess ether."
  
  Why would you guess ether? That's something that Jay-Z drinks in order to keep those bulldog cheeks he has goin on. I love how they say that Beyonce and Jay-Z have been "crazy in love" the past five years. Isn't that a Beyonce song? Maybe we can start using their song titles to describe their relationship from now on. How about: "Their marriage has had 99 Problems...", "Turns out, marriage isn't such a Hard Knock Life...", "Jay-Z is not the Idiot Boyfriend we always took him to be...", "Contrary to what you may think, Beyonce does not say to Jay 'Keep Giving Your Love to Me' when he takes out his frustrations on her, via a backhand with heavy Rocawear jewelry."
  
  The list goes on and on and on and on. Just like the movie Steve Perry watches continuouslly in Don't Stop Believin.

  By Shanonymous, on April 2, 2008 13:40:12

• "u kno its true, when you put beyonce next to jay z....the bitch lookz amazing! when shes in pix alone, shes about a 5.29"
  
  Blingy, is that you?

  By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 13:42:08

• You know I thug 'em, fuck 'em, love 'em, leave 'em
  Cause I don't fuckin' need 'em
  Take 'em out the hood
  Keep 'em looking good
  But I don't fuckin' feed em
  First time they fuss I'm breezin'
  Talking 'bout what's the reasons
  I'm a pimp in every sense of the word, bitch
  Better trust and believe 'em
  In a cut where I keep 'em
  'Til I need a nut
  'Til I need to be (in) the guts
  The it's beep-beep and I'm pickin 'em up
  Let 'em play with the dick in the truck
  Many chicks wanna put Jigga fist incuffs
  Divorce him and split his bucks
  Just because you got good head
  I'mma break bread
  So you can be livin' it up
  Shit I part's wit nothin
  Y'all be frontin'
  Me give my heart to a woman
  Not for nothin' never happen'
  I'll be forever mackin'
  Heart cold as assassins, I got no passion
  I got no patience and I hate waitin'
  Hoe get your ass in
  
  Chorus 1
  And let's RI-I-I-I-I-IDE
  Check 'em out now
  RI-I-I-I-I-IDE
  Yeah
  And let's RI-I-I-I-I-IDE
  Check em out now
  RI-I-I-I-I-IDE
  Yeah
  
  
  Chorus 2
  We doin' big pimpin, we spendin' cheese (Check 'em out now )
  Big pimpin'
  On B.L.A.P.'s
  We doin' big pimpin' up in NYC
  It's just that Jigga-man, Pimp-C and B.U.N.B.
  Check em out now
  (Repeat)
  
  Hook 1
  Nigga it's the big southern rappin pimp Presario
  Coming straight up out the black bar-io (bar-rio)
  Makes a Mil up off a sorry hoe
  Then sit back and peep my scenario
  Oops, my bad, that's my scenario
  No I can't fuck a scary hoe
  Now every time, every place, everywhere we go
  Hoe's start pointing and say "There he go!"
  Now these muthafuckas know we carry more heat than a little bit
  We don't pull it out over little shit
  And if you catch a lick when I spit, then it won't be a little hit
  Go read a book you illiterate son of a bitch and step up your vocab
  Don't be surprised if your hoe steps out wit' me
  And you see us coming downon yo' slab
  Livin' ghetto fabulous, so mad, you just can't take it
  But nigga if you hate now, then you wait while
  I get your bitch butt naked
  Just break it
  You gotta play like you ain't wet with two pairs of clothes on
  Now get your ass to the back
  As I fly to the track Timbaland let me spit my pro's on
  Pump it up in the pro-zone
  That's the track that we breaking these hoes on
  Hate the track that we flow's on
  But when the shit get's hot, then the glock start poppin' like ozone
  We keep hoes crunk like Trigga-man
  Who really don't get no bigger man
  Don't trip, let's flip, then throw it on the flip
  Then blow with the muthafuckin' Jigga-man
  Fool
  
  Chorus 2
  We be big pimpin', spendin' cheese
  We be big pimpin' on B.L.A.P.'s
  We be big pimpin' down in PAT
  It's just that Jigga-man, Pimp-C and B.U.N.B.
  
  Cause we be big pimpin', spendin' cheese
  We be big pimpin' on B.L.A.P.'s
  We be big pimpin' down in PAT
  It's just that Jigga-man, Pimp-C and B.U.N.B.
  Nigga
  
  Hook 2
  Uh, smoky-eyed, torn up, keepin' it lit up in my cup
  All my cars got leather and wood
  In my hood, they call it buck
  Everybody wanna ball, holla at broads at the mall
  If he up, watch him fall
  Nigga I can't fuck with y'all
  If I wasn't rapping baby I would still be ridin' Mercedes
  Chromin', shinin', sippin' daily
  No rest until whitey pays me
  Uh, now what y'all know bout them Texas boys
  Comin' down in candied toys, smokin' weed and talkin' noise
  
  Chorus 2
  We be big pimpin', spendin' cheese
  We be big pimpin' on B.L.AP.'s
  We be big pimpin' down in PAT
  It's just that Jigga-man, Pimp-C and B.U.N.B.
  
  Cause we be big pimpin', spendin' cheese
  We be big pimpin' on B.L.A.P.'s
  We be big pimpin' down in PAT
  It's just that Jigga-man, Pimp-C and B.U.N.B.
  Nigga
  
  Not only is he U-G-L-Y, but he's an ignorant moron. If Bee-YAWN-say wasn't so ghetto herself I'd almost feel bad for her stupid decision to ever have put this slimy pig's dirty dick in her mouth.

  By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 16:00:21

• You people don't understand. It's a cultural thing.

  By Fred, on April 2, 2008 16:52:02

• @ 16:52:02
  
  Since when is probation and having some whore suck your dick culture?
  
  I feel bad for anyone who thinks Jay-Z is talented. 35 years from now I doubt you'll be spending your social security checks buying "Jay-Z: The Classics."

  By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 17:34:41

• Jay-Z was in the right place at the right time. There is nothing about him that screams, "TALENT!" You could substitute Jay-Z with any number of hard-core and unknown street rappers and still have the same effect.
  
  Tupac? Now that man had talent emanating from his core being. Jay-Z? Feh!

  By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on April 2, 2008 17:56:14

• That rumor that J-Zed (I'm Canadian, we pronounce it that way here) slaps women around isn't just a rumor. There's a vid on YTube that proves it. It shows him bitch-slapping some fan-girl in a lobby somewhere apparently just because she got in his way.
  
  I think the guy is a fucking dick and has huge anger management issues. Oh, and he's ugly as sin, too. Unfortunately, they DON'T all look alike.

  By Vanchic, on April 2, 2008 18:03:19

• I look exactly like Beyonce. Like, it's uncanny. So when you say shit about the way she looks, HOW am I supposed to not take that personally?
  
  HOWEVER, I would never date an ugly guy like Jay-Z. But Beyonce has said publicly to Cosmo that looks don't matter to her. WE CAN ALL SEE THIS.

  By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 18:15:51

• Jay-Z is as ugly as sin. I don't see how she can bear to be with him. I'd rather die, myself.

  By gryphon50, on April 2, 2008 18:26:24

• Is Beyonce white or black?

  By T, on April 2, 2008 18:26:41

• ^ She's a black chick who wishes she was white.

  By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 20:35:47

• haha a cultural thing yeah selling drugs ,getting girls pregnant and running away as soon as you know you are the dad ,killing eachother, and crackhead yeah thats culture ,thats being a lowlife scumbag

  By anonymous, on April 3, 2008 01:08:24

• Does anyone else find this man unattractive? He reminds me of those cootie bug toys from way back in the early 70's.

  By Victoria, on April 3, 2008 07:33:38

• visual dry heave? hehhehhehhehhehhehhehehheeheheheh

  By Marianne, on April 3, 2008 09:33:37

• America is truly a great country when to people who can't even speak properly can go so far. Their poor kid are going to be TWICE RETARDED, but rich.

  By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 20:21:20

• HEY BEYONCE! I LOVE YOUR SONGS! OH AND WAT'S UR FAVORITE COLOR?

  By KIANA, on April 8, 2008 16:33:46

• Hey, uh, anon 4/2 10:10;
  How about you learn to spell celebrity names correctly before you come into this venue swingin' mad cock like you're King Henry VIII? (VIII =8 as we don't think you're the brightest scholar in the WWW and need to explain the big boy words to you.)
  
  Now go trotting off to google and an online dictionary and grammar corrector, and THEN see if you can blog with the big boys and girls. You moron.
  
  Speaking of truly stupid; ever look into someone's eyes and see nothing there? That's our Bay-once, which I call her because her "singing" sounds like a bitch (a DOG, 10:10) in heat, you know, baying.
  
  I would certainly like to see some smart blogger write a tribute to the happy couple in the ebonics version of bitch howling and the fugliest man's relationship and NYS marriage. And I'd LOVE to see that prenup, though NYS is equitable distribution (smart, Jay Z-when you Ike Turner beeotch one too many times she'll NEVER get half mwahahahaha) which means you keep what you had before you were stupid enough to get married, whilst in CA if you divorce, you have to split everything you own, even granny's Spike Jones record collection.
  
  One last thing; those two got MAD money, to use the slang, and no one can argue with a man who built an empire and gave an empty headed kinda purty little thang (once you applied massive plastic surgery money into her) who cannot sing her own empire, worth less, but still.

  By SWF, on April 11, 2008 21:17:26