26 Comments:

• Why is it obvious to everybody but the police/dmv of california that Shitney should not be allowed behind the wheel of a car ever again?

  By anonymous, on April 14, 2008 10:16:42

• Were any forehead (fivehead) zits injured when the airbag deployed?

  By anonymous, on April 14, 2008 10:46:32

• She now likes to rear end people? What she use a strap on!

  By anonymous, on April 14, 2008 10:50:44

• Why the fuck is that retard driving around damn it ,she is very stupid don't let her drive ever again ,what the hell are the cops in LA waiting for? shitney kills a family of 5 or shitney drives over a clif one of those two is going to happen if crazy bitch keeps driving

  By take her license away NOW, on April 14, 2008 10:51:10

• She rear ended someone and no tickets were issued? WTF?

  By anonymous, on April 14, 2008 11:16:42

• You can't fix stupid.

  By anonymous, on April 14, 2008 11:17:14

• I'm just so glad she was making an effort with the makeup!

  By anonymous, on April 14, 2008 11:23:23

• She rear ended someone and no tickets were issued? WTF?

  By thebig28 agrees, on April 14, 2008 11:25:33

• Thanks for wearing pants for the fire drill Brit. I appreciate it.

  By anonymous, on April 14, 2008 11:51:58

• This is only "Part 3"? WTF?

  By anonymous, on April 14, 2008 11:58:02

• She's just so kooky that Britney Spears. Love her.

  By Fred, on April 14, 2008 13:44:44

• Can't they just zap her with a cattle prod now. This is about two minutes past sad and pathetic.

  By anonymous, on April 14, 2008 13:49:14

• ..an ejector seat...hilarious. Ok, how does Perez Hilton -- a guy who draws squiggly lines on pictures -- get all these media development deals while a genius like Todd is forced to toil for a thankless audience in virtual obscurity from his grandmother's basement?
  
  Keep at it Todd...and those ruby slippers you're wearing are beautiful.

  By Hot Rob, on April 14, 2008 14:03:15

• MY NECK! MY NECK!!!

  By dmccall, on April 14, 2008 14:20:21

• Makeup! More like wiping the food off her face.

  By anonymous, on April 14, 2008 14:28:00

• I belive she was driving the current Mercedes SLK.
  
  If that's the case, then she is not to blame. The
  SLK has really crappy brakes. It's like trying
  to stop a Hummer from 80mph.
  
  

  By anonymous, on April 14, 2008 15:08:35

• OK in defense of Britney... I highly doubt anyone posting here would be able to drive well if they had to do it with hundreds of flashes going off in their face.

  By danni, on April 14, 2008 15:41:15

• OK in defense of Britney... I highly doubt anyone posting here would be able to drive well if they had to do it with hundreds of flashes going off in their face.

  By danni, on April 14, 2008 15:46:02

• Danni, this is not a site for Britney fans. Also, I WOULD be able to drive well enough not to HIT someone. Fact.

  By anonymous, on April 14, 2008 16:27:47

• Look, Britney rear ended two cars. No body died. She was not drunk or on drugs. It was an accident. WHAT LUCK TOSE PEOPLE HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!! They are going to FILE A LAWSUIT!!!! They have no medical injuries and no big car damage. That is a good thing. I hope THEY DONOT BE GREEDY. Shoot, if it were me, I would GLADLY SETTLE for $25,000 and call it a day. Why be greedy when they are going to be offered a nice sum by her camp. Take the money offered and go.

  By Wish she had hit me, on April 14, 2008 17:13:58

• um Danni, she was PUTTING ON MAKEUP!
  and second, to 13:49, they did use the cattle prod, that's what made her smear her eyeliner and rear end the car in front of her.

  By anonymous, on April 14, 2008 18:31:15

• She shouldn't have a license. She's proven herself to be a menace on the roads. Revoke her license idiots!!

  By anonymous, on April 14, 2008 18:34:44

• If she can't drive with flashes in her face then she shouldn't drive and she shouldn't call the paparazzi and tell them where she's going all the time. She shouldn't live in Los Angeles either. She needs to move back to her trailer in the swamps of Louisiana where she belongs.

  By anonymous, on April 14, 2008 18:36:27

• I happened to be stuck in the traffic that was further exacerbated by this bitch's inability to properly operate a motor vehicle. I was wondering why a tight mercedes would rear end two pieces of shit, thinking "they must be snorting or puffing on something as they drove." Thanks Brit, for making my commute about 45 minutes longer than it should have been, since you crashed and then caused a scene where others drivers had to stop and wonder what the fuck just happened. Fantastic.

  By Grace Yip, on April 14, 2008 18:58:58

• Dudes on ludes should not drive.

  By anonymous, on April 14, 2008 19:49:54

• Isn't there a three strikes law in California or something?
  
  Britney has conclusively proven that she's incapable of driving safely under any circumstances. Take her license away.
  
  Now.
  
  Forever.

  By The Joker, on April 15, 2008 06:14:23