IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Britney Spears is Less Fat

Britney Spears is Less Fat

43 Comments:

Leave Your Comment

She spilled water all over her face. She's still a clumsy slob.

By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 10:09:36
Stupid fat pig can barely shut her yap as she sweats closing the door. She's still a redneck mouth-breathing mess.

By VeeDub, on April 2, 2008 10:11:28
Still a white trash piece of shit, attention whore with a mental illness.

By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 10:13:49
yikes! the hostility in here is high. britney sucks! but i feel sorry for her even

By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 10:30:17
I feel SO SORRY for this talentless slob who still makes over $700,000 a month to do nothing but be a pig and do everything she can to lose custody of her small children.

By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 10:32:11
yeah, youre right. I dont feel sorry for her.

By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 10:36:00
britney has a surgically attached tube in her belly and each thigh so she can either get lipo'ed at a moment's notice, or inject herself with jelly donut filling when she's feeling "too tired to raise my hand to my mouth"

By i don't like you in any way, on April 2, 2008 10:39:58
Fred has to know by now that if he orders the ribs they will tip over his car; so why does he still order them EVERY time?

By x24, on April 2, 2008 11:00:46
why feel sorry for this cunt?
she has had every opportunity in the world...uneducated mouth breathing cunt

By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 11:24:23
Fred has to know by now that if he orders the ribs they will tip over his car; so why does he still order them EVERY time?

For the same reason that Britney Spears keeps doing incredibly stupid things and ingesting trans fats, candy buttons, and meth. Fred just can't say no.

The difference is he has Wilma to yell at him and set him back on a straight path. Britney has no Wilma. She hasn't even got a Betty (let's face it, Betty is a dishrag), and she certainly can't claim a Dino, no matter how many "dogs" she collects. None of those spoiled fleabags understands loyalty, protection, or the art of simply listening, and then, at the end of a long, tedious monologue by the owner, either producing a cavernous yawn or burping moistly. No, Britney does all the burping in that pack.

And while we're at it, Britney could do well to land herself a Mr. Slate instead of all these Joe Rockheads she keeps hooking up with.

By Pebbles F., on April 2, 2008 11:33:34
Someone should remind her that at the next hotdog eating contest she's supposed to chew.

By Phil Mahinie, on April 2, 2008 11:46:48
So, am I the only person to notice that she is WEARING A BRA!!!! Do I get some special award? LOL. Don't think I've seen her in one for ages. Maybe she'll find God next.

By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 11:48:45
Look at her shirt. It's wrong side out again. The tag is showing down on her side. Why does she always do this?

By putyourdamnshirtonright, on April 2, 2008 11:48:52
Dang, girl you got a hole in your lip or what? Her drinks always end up on her clothes.

She can't afford all the lipo treatments she needs on only $1500 a week. She's got to save up first.

By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 11:52:33
And why is she always holding her cigarettes in her hand? Hmm?
What the hell is that purse for? Hostess snacks?

By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 12:04:58
And WTF exactly is up with those pustules on her crusty-ass chin?

By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 12:14:46
Does losing her kids technically count as "losing weight", cuz thats all they are to her: useless weight.

By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 12:21:07
SHE STILL AN UGLY SKANK GO AWAY TUBBY

By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 12:23:23
No amount of weight loss will do anything about her saggy tits and gut roll. Hooowaaaah!

By Fred, on April 2, 2008 12:47:54
I still hate her. She showed her true colors when she was mental flipping of her fans like that. Marilyn Monroe had mental problems too and she was NEVER anything but sweet to fans. Britney is a spoiled brat with no gratitude. Please just go away slut.

By When will paps start ignoring her?, on April 2, 2008 12:48:22
All it means it that she's doing speed again - the acne, the chainsmoking. Shitney does not have the character to healthfully change her ways.

By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 12:53:25
BRITNEY IS FAT. AND IS GOING BALD. AND HAS PIMPLY SKIN.

SHE CAN'T SING, SHE CAN'T ACT. AND SHE'S DEVELOPMENTALLY DELAYED.

SO WHY IS SHE VALID AGAIN?

By Shootthepig, on April 2, 2008 12:55:47
TMZ is reporting that the 15 lbs lighter pics were actually taken in 2003, so she didn't lose the weight, they're just using an old pic on the cover of OK.

By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 12:59:23
She still looks like a sweaty, balding, fat pig to me. Love the gut spilling over the pants there, Brit. So classy.

By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 13:11:23
Yeah. Seriously, WHY is she balding? Is that another side effect of psychosis?

She shaved her damn head over a year ago, but it's still receding? Is it trying to get away? Or is it just sliding back due to the grease?

By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 14:05:06
Why do people feel sorry for her? Her disfiguring fall from grace isn't tragic to anyone but herself. Oh no, the mediocre overhyped pop star decided to marry her half-wit background dancer and pop out not one, but TWO kids, and decided she couldn't handle the responsibility, so turned to McDonald's fries, red bull and 300 mexican paparazzi for comfort; therefore she earned the hatred of 3/4ths of the public and the unreasonable pity of the remaining fans who decided to flock around her. She did all of this shit to herself. She can wallow in all the self-hatred she wants, but she has had NOTHING happen to her that would warrant any sort of sympathy from anyone else. If the average person sat around eating fast food because they didn't feel like going to work anymore, no one would feel sorry for them.

Fuck Shitney and every other retarded bleeding heart who still wants to hump her.

By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 14:08:46
"she couldn't handle the responsibility, so turned to McDonald's fries, red bull and 300 mexican paparazzi for comfort"

LOL!

By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 14:14:09
OK magazine is a big fat liar.

By Kanye West, on April 2, 2008 14:21:23
As someone else mentioned up there, The Huffington Post and TMZ have both busted OK for using pics from a Glamour shoot from 2003. That magazine is so full of shit, it's just not even funny. Their entire subscriber list should just be taken out behind the barn and shot, just to clean out the gene pool.

By Charles Darwin, on April 2, 2008 14:30:47
Why the fuck is her shirt INSIDE OUT

By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 14:31:06
she loses 10 lbs in a week cause she takes LAXATIVES! its 10 lbs of SHIT from all the disgusting food she eats...

By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 14:50:28
"Sources say Brit has given up her old unhealthy weight loss habits, like popping laxatives and diet pills."...and picked up new weight loss habits, like bulimia and meth use.

Seriously how else can somebody lose 10 pounds in 2 weeks?!

By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 16:13:26
14:08:46 - Bwahahahaha! Perfect description of what exactly is going with this white trash idiot.

By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 16:17:21
This skank still looks like a pig. She is so full of shit she can lose 50 pounds and look the same.

By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 16:18:04
She looks like a resident from the insane asylum out on a field trip.

By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 16:30:27
She looks like a real winner!

She needs to roll that pack of cigs up in her shirt sleeve for full effect!

Please Please leave California and go back home and roam with all the other southern redneck cracker-heads. Get back with your own breed. Your a fish out of water gal!

By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 17:41:18
Britney Spears is less fat? Compared to what? A pregnant Hippo?

Oh, I get it now. That's what you meant to say. Britney Spears is less fat than a pregnant hippo. That's very clever of you...making us all read between the lines like that. C'mon, do it again! Please??

By Vanchic, on April 2, 2008 17:56:10
Britney has holy pants. That is all.

By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 21:45:46
What the hell is on her chin ? Can't this retard even drink water without a problem or is she sweating like a pig ?

By anonymous, on April 3, 2008 05:48:17
Still looks like a bottom feeder from the bottom of the skank barrel.

By anonymous, on April 3, 2008 06:27:38
When she runs, you can smell bacon frying.

By anonymous, on April 3, 2008 11:12:56
Less fat, more stupid.

By anonymous, on April 3, 2008 17:17:14
Britney needs a bib! WHORREe !!!

By anonymous, on April 5, 2008 17:22:59