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Danica Patrick is Number One

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gratz

By amak15, on April 21, 2008 10:36:10
It makes me want to say...
"she can drive my stickshift anytime."
or
"she gives seat belt a whole new meaning"
or
"let me check your airbags"
or
"nice tailpipe!"
or
"i'll change your fluids for free"
or
"oil and lube"
or
"check out those headlights"
or
"let's get the top off"
or
"can i squirt a pearl necklace on you?"
or
"suck my cock"

By i don't like you in any way, on April 21, 2008 10:40:05
ABOUT TIME SHE WON she has been fighting for that win for years now good for her

By anonymous, on April 21, 2008 10:40:06
She seems very un-sexual.

By anonymous, on April 21, 2008 10:44:07
Yummy.

By anonymous, on April 21, 2008 10:50:07
She's teh hotness.

By anonymous, on April 21, 2008 10:51:09
I hope she wins more races AND continues to do her "sexy" promotional stuff, which of course isn't very sexy except to the horny racing fans. Any good looking male athlete would try to cash in too and nobody would think twice about it.

By anonymous, on April 21, 2008 10:52:49
Where are the boobies at??

By anonymous, on April 21, 2008 11:08:24
Hottitude! Wait, is that a word? Oh wells.
I think she fukkin rocks!

By anonymous, on April 21, 2008 11:25:36
Yea, take my brush, you tight-piped bitch!

By anonymous, on April 21, 2008 11:34:23
Every time she talks, she seems extremely bitchy and stuck up. She was a guest on a local morning radio show the other day here in my city, and she was just humorless. She really gives off a cunt vibe.

By anonymous, on April 21, 2008 12:31:46
Finally my investement in GoDaddy is starting to pay off!

By anonymous, on April 21, 2008 12:34:29
She must have been taking noasitol before every race.

By anonymous, on April 21, 2008 12:51:21
Meh, she looks bulldykey. And hasn't she been racing for years? It's about time they let her win something.

By BarbadoSlim, on April 21, 2008 12:55:27
damn she looks way hotter in these pics than on TV. good photoshop work.

By anonymous, on April 21, 2008 12:58:01
Of course this lowers the possibility that we're going to see her muff in Playboy any time soon. Paging Anna Kournikova.......Mr Hefner on line 1....

By coolpapa, on April 21, 2008 12:58:59
wow Todd, we're apologizing for jokes now? Is Rupert Murdoch buying this site or something?

By Hot Rob, on April 21, 2008 13:06:21
Yeah, she won a race but we just want to see pictures of her ass.

By Fred, on April 21, 2008 13:10:28
Oh, big woo. Some chick sat on her ass and pressed a gas pedal better than the other rubes going around in circles. Pfft. Call me when a monkey does it.

By Joboo, on April 21, 2008 13:50:16
too bad all the "men" she beat were probably 4'7" and 98 lbs. that's not really any diff than beating a bunch of 8th grade girls in an arm-wrestling match. who cares?

but i agree with the above poster, all her sexy photos are uniquely unsexual.

By anonymous, on April 21, 2008 13:59:09
Smile honey smile!

By anonymous, on April 21, 2008 14:05:39
this midget can barely see over the dash of that chevy.

all I can hear is Randy Newman's "short people got no reason to live..."

By anonymous, on April 21, 2008 14:21:19
Wow I look the look she gives in those pictures, could she be anymore UNsexy??

By anonymous, on April 21, 2008 14:26:58
I heard Mike Honcho came in second.

By wildman, on April 21, 2008 14:33:46
she also makes me want to say,
"let's have a tailgate party"
or
"can i honk your horn"
or
"you can adjust your seat for a perfect fit"
or
"do you want to be pist-on?"
or
"suck my cock"

By i don't like you in any way, on April 21, 2008 14:38:51
she looks like a barrel of fun..no emotion or sex appeal at all

By anonymous, on April 21, 2008 15:04:48
Indy racers are about 150-175 lbs (Michael Schumaker is 165). You can't be a fatass in these cars, they're too lightweight and powerful and hauling around a porker would put you in last place every time. Big Bubba races in the ordinary heavy muscle cars in NASCAR. But, Danica and a few other female drivers are lighter than the guys, so this year they added weight to their cars. So she beat the guys, in 200mph+ he-man racing, straight up, unlike in other sports (like tennis) with separate men and women competitions.

By anonymous, on April 21, 2008 15:38:24
she has the disease: "noassatall" hahahhahahah she's sooo unsexy!!!

By anonymous, on April 21, 2008 16:00:21
I wonder if Danica is into anal?

And by that I mean if "she" uses her penis.

By BarbadoSlim, on April 21, 2008 16:09:18
meh.

By anonymous, on April 21, 2008 17:24:40
Meh. Nobody cares (at least, not in the educated pockets of American society).

By anonymous, on April 21, 2008 18:21:36
Danica and I have one thing in common: neither of us is very...gas efficient.

By Vigilante's Anus, on April 21, 2008 18:25:17
Wow, so this makes her 1-49. What a great record.

By anonymous, on April 21, 2008 19:33:47
She won....at last!! Good for her. So what if she does some cheese cake pics for at least she can back up the pics with her wins.

By Speed Racer's girl Trixi, on April 21, 2008 20:40:05
She looks very stiff and unatural in those pics....her face is weird and unattractive.

By anonymous, on April 21, 2008 22:14:37
well it's only her first race she won not like she 1000 race's.

By anonymous, on April 22, 2008 04:31:23
well it's only her first race she won not like she 1000 race's.

By anonymous, on April 22, 2008 04:31:31
Those pictures of her make me cringe. It looks like she's in pain. Also, in pics after the race she had severe helmet face. That is not a sexy look for a woman.

By Wolfboy, on April 22, 2008 06:28:28
She's about as alluring as a fistful of calf's liver.

By jbonz, on April 22, 2008 07:17:56
Shes about as boring as the wheel and tire combo on that car, seriously white walls and American Racing wheels from 1990 WTF.

By tanside, on April 22, 2008 07:50:17
Too bad the IRL is a crap series. Tony George sucks.

By anonymous, on April 22, 2008 08:06:37
I'd be happy to offer her a position on MY staff

By x24, on April 22, 2008 08:27:25
She should be a good driver by now as she has probably been "driven" enough. Great "HO" pics. You never see Richard Petty do that.

By Pony P. Pony, on April 22, 2008 08:54:17
Oh, big woo. Some chick sat on her ass and pressed a gas pedal better than the other rubes going around in circles. Pfft. Call me when a monkey does it.

By Joboo, on April 21, 2008 13:50:16

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Bet you can't do that go ahead get in her car drive it see if you can make that is if you can fit in her car ,when yo have driven a car in a race like she has then you can comment till then just STFU

By STFU YOU MORONS, on April 22, 2008 10:14:29
Wow I look the look she gives in those pictures, could she be anymore UNsexy??
By anonymous, on April 21, 2008 14:26:58

I have never seen you, but you're probably right.

By jimmy, on April 22, 2008 10:14:35
should have posted her sports illustrated pics...much better look at her!

most folks (danica included) have been racing in some format for over ten-fifteen years before their first big open-whell win.

By anonymous, on April 22, 2008 10:35:13
Great pictures but she'll NEVER be
TAWNY KITAEN!

By Back it up, on April 22, 2008 11:04:21
"Bet you can't do that go ahead get in her car drive it see if you can make that is if you can fit in her car ,when yo have driven a car in a race like she has then you can comment till then just STFU"

What kind of argument is that? Is no one allowed to comment on anything ever unless they've done it? And if they have done it and they still disagree with you then what?

By anonymous, on April 22, 2008 13:51:06
I can't stand this midget. She is very unattractive and she is shaped just like a little boy.

By anonymous, on April 22, 2008 16:49:41
no wonder you would never see Richard Petty doing those pics. That man is heinous looking. I don't want to see ANY pics of him.

By anonymous, on April 23, 2008 12:04:35