She completely avoided talking about what she was doing for a living when all these slutty pics were taken of her. She wasn't a cocktail waitress there.
"In other words, she's a fucking moron." Couldn't have said it better myself. This is the kind of girl that if you're George Clooney you bang for like six months then drop like a rock.
And if you're me you pray for the chance to keep feeding her drinks in the vain hope she might sleep with you if she was drunk enough.
Her cramped bedroom was probably cluttered with trash and piles of laundry and the oil was K-Y which she used to oil up her strap on and fuck her boyfriend's ass.
Unless she's still banging 10 guys a night, or owes money to the Las Vegas mob, why should Clooney dump her? He likes sluts? Good for him (and her). He's gonna marry this slut? Great. What, sluts can't get married? Hollywood stars shouldn't act like saints, except they should (but still, they're not)? The only bad part of this story has been when she got a completely undeserved chance at runway modeling. Other than that, as long as it doesn't hurt when either of them pees, who cares?
Clooney probably had a vasectomy 20 yrs. ago and didn't tell anyone. Imagine how many sluts have tried to get knocked up by him. George gets the last laugh.
Is he in denial? Or just embarrassed and trying to convince us that his chick isn't a skank? Sorry honey, but there are tons of photos that prove you're a whore.
Clooney finally can get off the Viagra, because she is nude and oils him up for hours beforehand. She gets paid by the week so in reality its a Win Win for both if you ask me
Yea..that quote is soooo not what that guy really said. He probably said something to that effect; more like: "That chick was crazy, she gave me massages with oil and tried to stick crystals all over me before we fucked. Man that bitch was weird"
Oh please, Clooney is gay, Sarah is paid just to pretend to be his girlfriend. He only pays these struggling waitresses to protect his ass when people start being suspicious of why he's still single.
28 Comments:
Leave Your Commentmeh. She's not as ugly as I thought she was.
By Willa Dodge, on April 7, 2008 10:22:06
I can't figure out what's wrong with her face, but she is NOT pretty. Nice ass though.
By anonymous, on April 7, 2008 10:24:18
Now people are going to complain that she likes to be naked.
By anonymous, on April 7, 2008 10:30:54
She completely avoided talking about what she was doing for a living when all these slutty pics were taken of her. She wasn't a cocktail waitress there.
By anonymous, on April 7, 2008 10:33:11
"All manner of oils"? Nobody talks like that. That quote is definitely fake.
By anonymous, on April 7, 2008 10:53:13
WD-40
By anonymous, on April 7, 2008 10:58:24
George wont listen cuz he is thinking/listen with his dick! Imagine how much scented oil have been used/rubbed?!
By anonymous, on April 7, 2008 11:02:18
I think she is a classic Seinfeld two-face. One minute she is quite cute and the next she looks like Clooney's brother. I don't get it.
By anonymous, on April 7, 2008 11:06:02
Let me see...always naked, "brilliant fun girl with NO inhibitions."
Is there a downside here that I'm missing?
By Enough Already, on April 7, 2008 11:16:59
"heavily into all the spiritual, mystic stuff - crystals, tarot cards, healing."
In other words, she's a fucking moron. Next time Clooney gets gonorrhea from her, he should shove a huge crystal right up her box.
By anonymous, on April 7, 2008 11:18:29
He's going to dump her eventually anyway. Everyone knows George's heart really belongs to Brad.
By anonymous, on April 7, 2008 11:22:13
"In other words, she's a fucking moron." Couldn't have said it better myself. This is the kind of girl that if you're George Clooney you bang for like six months then drop like a rock.
And if you're me you pray for the chance to keep feeding her drinks in the vain hope she might sleep with you if she was drunk enough.
By thebig28, on April 7, 2008 11:34:47
Yeah I like how she skipped the part where she was a party hostess and was paid to act like a whore cocktease all night.
By anonymous, on April 7, 2008 11:46:03
Her cramped bedroom was probably cluttered with trash and piles of laundry and the oil was K-Y which she used to oil up her strap on and fuck her boyfriend's ass.
By anonymous, on April 7, 2008 11:48:27
Unless she's still banging 10 guys a night, or owes money to the Las Vegas mob, why should Clooney dump her? He likes sluts? Good for him (and her). He's gonna marry this slut? Great. What, sluts can't get married? Hollywood stars shouldn't act like saints, except they should (but still, they're not)? The only bad part of this story has been when she got a completely undeserved chance at runway modeling. Other than that, as long as it doesn't hurt when either of them pees, who cares?
By anonymous, on April 7, 2008 11:49:36
Clooney probably had a vasectomy 20 yrs. ago and didn't tell anyone. Imagine how many sluts have tried to get knocked up by him. George gets the last laugh.
By anonymous, on April 7, 2008 11:51:45
"...just because I'm from Las Vegas, I must be a stripper. Because I'm a cocktail server, that means I'm an escort."
Sums it up pretty nicely, no?
"...heavily into all the spiritual, mystic stuff - crystals, tarot cards, healing."
In other words: an idiot.
Too late for "the Clownster" to be sorry.
By Fred, on April 7, 2008 11:54:06
Is he in denial? Or just embarrassed and trying to convince us that his chick isn't a skank?
Sorry honey, but there are tons of photos that prove you're a whore.
By anonymous, on April 7, 2008 11:54:08
To 11:18:29
Oops. Sometimes I should read the comments first before posting my own crap. I'm prematurely ejacular that way.
By Fred, on April 7, 2008 12:00:23
Make Clooney Richard Gere and this is Pretty Woman all over again.
By anonymous, on April 7, 2008 12:27:56
Clooney finally can get off the Viagra, because she is nude and oils him up for hours beforehand. She gets paid by the week so in reality its a Win Win for both if you ask me
By Slaappy, on April 7, 2008 13:15:10
Yea..that quote is soooo not what that guy really said. He probably said something to that effect; more like: "That chick was crazy, she gave me massages with oil and tried to stick crystals all over me before we fucked. Man that bitch was weird"
By Alicia, on April 7, 2008 15:50:07
George Clooney sweating over a chick? Pussy!
By anonymous, on April 7, 2008 16:16:12
Oh please, Clooney is gay, Sarah is paid just to pretend to be his girlfriend. He only pays these struggling waitresses to protect his ass when people start being suspicious of why he's still single.
By anonymous, on April 7, 2008 16:22:53
say what you want, but she's got a sweet ass.
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 08:29:24
"say what you want"
thanks for granting me permission, cuntrag.
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 08:57:01
she's pretty, which goes a long way in our shallow culture.
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 13:50:08
The younger they get the older he fucking looks. Grow up gramps ...
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 19:20:30
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