26 Comments:

• I told you to keep my secrets about my life

  By Slaappy, on April 22, 2008 12:21:05

• Apparently I have more in common with Heidi Klum than I originally thought. Also, my mother was wrong about that milk and cow threat.

  By Buttercup, on April 22, 2008 13:00:13

• She is easily the hugest cock tease on the planet, and not only does she know it, she LOVES it. Would give your left nut and some of your limbs to blayven her glayven.

  By anonymous, on April 22, 2008 13:29:15

• Could have been me if I had a penis the size of a baby seal and hideous scar on my face. DAMN!

  By anonymous, on April 22, 2008 13:29:56

• She had just had that first baby and hadn't been touched in 9 months.
  
  Girlfriend needed it.

  By anonymous, on April 22, 2008 13:33:21

• "Girlfriend needed it."
  
  Yeah, I'm sure Heidi Klum had trouble finding dick.

  By anonymous, on April 22, 2008 13:38:03

• The lesson? Don't get married. It's the only leverage you have.

  By Donut, on April 22, 2008 14:25:19

• Ha. That story is a classic. Told and retold many times over.

  By Fred, on April 22, 2008 15:33:59

• Slut.

  By anonymous, on April 22, 2008 16:24:59

• Same happened with me and my husband.
  First date we had sex. Second date I went to his apartment and stayed for a week. Two weeks later I moved in. Three months after that we got engaged. And we've been married now for 3 years.

  By anonymous, on April 22, 2008 19:58:37

• Same thing happened to Jessica Simpson. She saved herself for marriage then made her husband unhappy, so he divorced her. Now Jessica is an alcoholic whore.

  By anonymous, on April 22, 2008 20:01:30

• anon 19:58:37 - great story! I've never read the backstory to a murder-suicide case, before it happened.

  By Sam Kinison, on April 22, 2008 20:03:13

• Wow, she let R2 D2 into the bedroom with them?

  By anonymous, on April 22, 2008 23:03:47

• Correction: a hot slut.

  By anonymous, on April 22, 2008 23:15:23

• Ummm, she was totally knocked up at time of said first date, right? Because he was her boyfriend at the time her first baby was born but she's not his.

  By anonymous, on April 23, 2008 05:29:34

• its all good until it isnt..
  and then its bad.
  
  just like every other marriage.

  By yawn, on April 23, 2008 06:38:21

• He slept with her while she was pregnant with another man's baby..
  
  that's either very hot or very gross!

  By BB, on April 23, 2008 09:00:41

• I'd sleep with Heidi's corpse if I had the chance.

  By anonymous, on April 23, 2008 10:48:47

• I'd opt for the gross option. His baby seal must have poked that poor fetus in the head.

  By anonymous, on April 23, 2008 12:25:26

• Okay, I'll be the sane one. Must be nice to be as insanely in love with one another as they seem to be. I'd bet they have amazing sex.

  By anonymous, on April 23, 2008 14:57:01

• I think they look beautiful together and are in love. It's wonderful.

  By anonymous, on April 23, 2008 15:36:22

• LOL..I guess you can't help who you fall in love with. *cough*

  By lala, on April 23, 2008 22:35:22

• duh ofcourse she is easy the bitch is a nasty whore with no morals no taste and no dignity no self respect , and she hates her body thats why she lets that thing touch her

  By anonymous, on April 23, 2008 23:19:33

• I know this drives white guys crazy!

  By anonymous, on April 26, 2008 12:10:43

• Hey, Heidi is German, after all! If you knew anything about German girls, you wouldn't be surprised... things are different here... Never heard of a German girl who "saved herself for marriage"... we're relaxed that way.
  
  Also pregnacy hormones are quite the aphrodisiac. And Seal is smoking hot, anyway.
  

  By Mimi, on May 8, 2008 12:44:29

• Heidi can be so stupid. I don't know why all men are into this bitch. Probably because she's a slut. She tried to convince everyone that when you bathe in water with epsom-salt added to it, all water that bloats your body just disappears in the bathwater. which is total rubbish. Stupid slut.
  
  No, I'm not jealous of her, I wouldn't want to be like her even if I'd make three times the amount of money she makes with being a stupid slut. I'm quite happy with who I am.

  By anonymous, on May 13, 2008 03:12:15