Jennifer Love Hewitt is Not Pregnant

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  1. So...she's just sort of fat? Well then. Bummer.

    She was prime beat-off material during Party of Five.

    She reminds me of that really really religious chick at work, the one who dresses down to hide the double-wide ass she's built from years of eating biscuits at her abusive dad's farm in Ohio.

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 11:27:50

  2. It pains me to think that people would care either way.

    By poops, on April 1, 2008 11:36:00

  3. Yes. It seems that with an engagement ring it becomes easier to hit McDonalds once a week.

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 12:03:52

  4. So who is this dork she is marrying?

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 12:13:24

  5. She needs to do more movies. She's still an Audry Hepburn to me!

    By Stanley, on April 1, 2008 12:23:41

  6. That's what happens to middle age jewish chics.

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 12:28:44

  7. She looks hot in those pics from a few years ago, but they also look airbrushed to hell.

    She's obviously gained a few pounds, but she's not fat.

    Yet.

    By Hyperbole, on April 1, 2008 12:37:55

  8. So she has a light dress and he has a big ass fancy trench coat... moron

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 12:45:59

  9. her ass looks pregnant huge and with stretch marks

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 12:50:28

  10. You can see her stretch marks through that dress.

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 12:53:23

  11. Did some church lady sew that dress together from some baby nursery curtains? WTF is she wearing?

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 12:54:31

  12. jesussss... shes beautiful and has a normal body, leave her alone.

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 13:02:21

  13. Exactly. Normal body. She's not hot and she can't wrap her head around it. That's why she bitches back at reports. But it was A OK when people posted years ago that she was hot.

    Guess what, now she isn't. She shouldn't be pissy, she should just accept it and move on. Her hot days are over.

    By Tazznum1, on April 1, 2008 13:39:10

  14. Maybe if the guy she was with was less of a douche then she'd make more of an effort.

    By mahmoud ahmadinedouche, on April 1, 2008 13:45:22

  15. She has the body of a retired kindergarten teacher.

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 14:08:25

  16. What the fuck is she wearing! Printed garbage bag?!

    By wtf, on April 1, 2008 14:12:03

  17. Good Lord, y'all. She made a couple of crap choices dressing-wise and for this she deserves this kind of approbation? Cheese and crackers. Or are y'all just Lindsey and Britney deprived?

    (And no, I don't give a crap about her bikini pics. Any woman over the age of 25 who doesn't mind her ass being photographed half-naked at noon is a fucking mutant.)

    By rottenkitty, on April 1, 2008 19:50:58

  18. I hope she doesn't take weight loss advice from Christina Ricci because some breast tissue will get cut out along with the fat.

    By silver viper, on April 1, 2008 20:58:50

  19. Well, if she is pregnant, I hope to hell that's not the baby daddy. The combo of those genes would result in a baby with a face like a dimpled ass.

    By Vanchic, on April 1, 2008 22:45:56

  20. "Cheese and crackers."

    Actually, in her case, it's more like cheeseburgers and pop tarts.

    By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 06:45:06

  21. It's not just that the dress is hideous and she's wearing it over leggings, it's that it's about 3 sizes too big and drooping at the armpits so you can see her bra. She's gotta be high on something...I can't explain why a normal functioning brain would make that choice.

    By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 07:09:34

  22. Nope, not pregnant. Just fat....

    By Almost, on April 2, 2008 10:02:55

  23. I think she's lovely, but her outfit is heinous. And 7:09, it is even worse than you think--those are actually JEANS she's wearing under that frock thing. WTF?

    By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 10:07:37

  24. that dress is so cute--WHY THE PANTS?

    By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 10:27:27

  25. What asshole says she's fat, are you Fu#%&$g kidding me? The girl is beautiful. Point final. Quelle gang d'imbéciles!

    By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 10:34:02

  26. That dress looks like it belongs in the infant's section of a clothing store and shouldn't go above "18 mos" on the size label.

    By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 10:37:12

  27. Porcinity is a virtue acquired by assiduously applying oneself to the platter of slop.

    By E Pluribus Unum, on April 2, 2008 13:46:34

  28. Neat, E Pluribus.

    The girl's fat, she carries the extra weight below the waist, around her ginormous hips and ass. At least she's making an effort to hide it, she just went overboard.

    Her guy looks like he dressed in the dark.

    By Nandi, on April 3, 2008 12:59:26

  29. She has nice tits so who cares. In few years she will be a hag and we can move onto the next bitch with nice tits.

    By anonymous, on April 3, 2008 17:22:02

  30. To Nandi: He dressed in the dark due to the anal eclipse of the light bulb in the room when she bent over.

    By E Pluribus Unum, on April 4, 2008 06:40:30

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