Holy shit was Assley an ugly kid. She looks like something that crawled out from under a bridge. Man, that goodness for the miracle of plastic surgery.
Yeah he does seem kind of hot from the side. Notice that's he's definitely not all over Jessica...no arm around her, just looking straight ahead. Definitely seems like he's oh so subtly pulling away...
Why would anyone want him if he was an oil changer at Jiffy Lube. He's hot quarterback on an NFL football team! He just has bad taste in women, that's all.
"Why would anyone want him if he was an oil changer at Jiffy Lube."
Yes, that's kind of my point. If he looked exactly the same and did any other job, nobody would want him. You could put a football helmet on a caveman, and dumb whores will fall for it.
Romo is the most overrated QB in the NFL. Jones paid WAY too much for him. He can't win when it counts, he chokes. And he's dating Jessica Simpson, so I respect him even less.
Tony may seem like a douche, but he's a talented athlete. Most of us will never be talented enough or good enough to be an NFL quarterback. Stop crying.
I guess I'm the only one that likes seeing Jessica Simpson with a smile on her face. She looks happy with Tony Romo, and that's great. I hope they're happy together for a long time. Corny, aren't I?
Yeah, he's not all that. I once scored four touchdowns in one game and screwed all the cheer leaders afterwards. They all were prettier Than the Pimpson Sisters.
Jessica always hated sports, WTF. I hate it when girls like Jessica and Paris who change(likes, dislikes,appearance,etc.)for a guy. SO PHONY! I can't believe that these guys are to dumb to notice.
"I guess I'm the only one that likes seeing Jessica Simpson with a smile on her face. She looks happy with Tony Romo, and that's great. I hope they're happy together for a long time. Corny, aren't I?"
Maybe, but what's wrong with wishing someone a little happiness? Sure, her dad's a creepy asshole, but you don't see Jessica falling out of limos without underwear and she seems to be a basically pleasant person. I've never heard her sing or watched "Newlyweds," so maybe I'm missing something, but I honestly don't get the vitriol that's lobbed at her. She's harmless.
It looks like Ashlee has had a lot more done than just her nose.
Uh, YEAH. (I don't mean that in a bitchface way--I'm making a goofy-face face at the moment.) She's had the works. Everything. And I dare say the surgeon is GIFTED. I want his number in case I ever have a hideous baby. (This is technically impossible, but you never know.)
What a troll she was! When I opened this page and scrolled down to see her entire face, I actually cringed and said something out loud like "d-a-a-A-A-A-H-H-H!!!" I would feel sorry for her, but she's a spoiled, talentless idiot. She can't even do a "hoedown" correctly on national television.
I also chuckled at the idea that we needed a picture of J.Simpleton as a kid to know she isn't a "natural blonde". Pffftt!! Is she (or her sister) a natural anything? (Counting on my fellow commenters here to answer that question.)
Do you mind if I copy this picture? I have a mighty awful rodent problem..and killin em with sticky traps is just so messy.. I thought this pic might just scare em to death.
jessica simpson is not harmless. she is the epitomy of blonde bimbo. and if, as so many of her fans say, she truly is smart but acts like a bimbo because it's cute, well, isn't that just against everything intelligent women through the years have worked so hard to abolish. nice work wiping it all out with one strategic fake blonde, fake boobed, bimbo.
44 Comments:
Leave Your CommentOMG from the side he's kind of hot!
By anonymous, on April 11, 2008 13:11:06
Oh come on. When Jessica's country album is about to drop, Papa Joe will force Tony to propose too.
By anonymous, on April 11, 2008 13:13:56
looks like the kids from full shouse
By anonymous, on April 11, 2008 13:25:10
Both of them were kinda ugly, but Ashlee was uglier, poor kid. At least we know Jessica isn't a natural blonde.
By anonymous, on April 11, 2008 13:27:25
OMG from the side he's kind of hot!
By anonymous, on April 11, 2008 13:11:06
OMG from the side it's like a blessedly non-musical bit of dueling chins!
By weinerminx, on April 11, 2008 13:28:37
Jessica saves Romo's jizz in a jar.
By i don't like you in any way, on April 11, 2008 13:41:48
Holy shit was Assley an ugly kid. She looks like something that crawled out from under a bridge. Man, that goodness for the miracle of plastic surgery.
By thebig28, on April 11, 2008 15:04:52
Ashlee is still ugly.
By anonymous, on April 11, 2008 15:06:08
Jessica is still ugly too.
By anonymous, on April 11, 2008 15:30:26
Yeah he does seem kind of hot from the side.
Notice that's he's definitely not all over Jessica...no arm around her, just looking straight ahead. Definitely seems like he's oh so subtly pulling away...
By Kari, on April 11, 2008 15:32:51
Ashlee had an older brother??? Nice sibling portrait.
By anonymous, on April 11, 2008 15:35:51
Romo looks like any greaseball from NJ. I guarantee he would not be getting the attention of you sluts if he was a mechanic at Jiffy Lube.
By anonymous, on April 11, 2008 15:44:46
Why would anyone want him if he was an oil changer at Jiffy Lube. He's hot quarterback on an NFL football team! He just has bad taste in women, that's all.
By anonymous, on April 11, 2008 15:49:04
"Why would anyone want him if he was an oil changer at Jiffy Lube."
Yes, that's kind of my point. If he looked exactly the same and did any other job, nobody would want him. You could put a football helmet on a caveman, and dumb whores will fall for it.
By anonymous, on April 11, 2008 15:53:42
Listen to the jealous talentless loser who got picked last for every team. Go listen to Marilyn Manson and cut yourself some more, 15:53.
By anonymous, on April 11, 2008 15:55:48
Sorry but Romo ain't goodlooking. He does nothing for me.
By Pete Wentz, on April 11, 2008 16:03:19
anonymous 15:55:48
Still reliving those days on the old gridiron, Angry Joe? Too bad you peaked at 18, huh...
(Oh, and btw, Manson fans don't cut themselves. They cut other people. You should probably avoid people in black, Douchy Doucherson.)
By Joe Montana, on April 11, 2008 16:08:19
Too bad Tony Homo has a tranny fetish though. :-(
By anonymous, on April 11, 2008 16:08:53
Romo is the most overrated QB in the NFL. Jones paid WAY too much for him. He can't win when it counts, he chokes. And he's dating Jessica Simpson, so I respect him even less.
By anonymous, on April 11, 2008 16:11:59
Tony may seem like a douche, but he's a talented athlete. Most of us will never be talented enough or good enough to be an NFL quarterback. Stop crying.
By anonymous, on April 11, 2008 16:12:11
Roger Staubach and Troy Aikman were better, and have better taste in women.
By anonymous, on April 11, 2008 16:14:14
Ugly kids. Good thing their parents had enough money to make them famous.
By anonymous, on April 11, 2008 16:24:21
is there any such thing as manson fans anymore?
By ladyguitarstar, on April 11, 2008 16:52:55
I guess I'm the only one that likes seeing Jessica Simpson with a smile on her face. She looks happy with Tony Romo, and that's great. I hope they're happy together for a long time.
Corny, aren't I?
By T, on April 11, 2008 17:36:46
It looks like Ashlee has had a lot more done than just her nose.
By anonymous, on April 11, 2008 19:32:39
i have that same shirt. tony romo shops at target like normal people...weird.
By anonymous, on April 11, 2008 19:36:09
yeah,ashlee has always been the ugly one!
By anonymous, on April 12, 2008 03:05:45
Yeah, he's not all that. I once scored four touchdowns in one game and screwed all the cheer leaders afterwards. They all were prettier Than the Pimpson Sisters.
By Al Bundy, on April 12, 2008 05:56:24
Jessica always hated sports, WTF. I hate it when girls like Jessica and Paris who change(likes, dislikes,appearance,etc.)for a guy. SO PHONY! I can't believe that these guys are to dumb to notice.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2008 06:39:29
Sounds like someone's mommy left his daddy for a football jock... (ahem, 15:53).
By anonymous, on April 12, 2008 06:58:51
"I guess I'm the only one that likes seeing Jessica Simpson with a smile on her face. She looks happy with Tony Romo, and that's great. I hope they're happy together for a long time.
Corny, aren't I?"
Maybe, but what's wrong with wishing someone a little happiness? Sure, her dad's a creepy asshole, but you don't see Jessica falling out of limos without underwear and she seems to be a basically pleasant person. I've never heard her sing or watched "Newlyweds," so maybe I'm missing something, but I honestly don't get the vitriol that's lobbed at her. She's harmless.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2008 07:39:41
Ashlee was quite unfortunate looking.
By anonymous, on April 12, 2008 12:24:00
Those are the ugliest matching dresses ever. Even for the 80's.
By Willa Dodge, on April 12, 2008 13:16:04
She sucks! TEAM LACHEY
By Mildred Pierce, on April 12, 2008 17:25:01
I wish Clingy Simpson was clinging to me.
By anonymous, on April 13, 2008 01:23:03
Jessica was - at least - a cute little girl. I would have had Ashlee's DNA tested to make sure a baby-swap hadn't taken place at the hospital.
By anonymous, on April 13, 2008 08:56:15
They naturally bring out the best in each other.
So, we can look forward to more drunken trips to Toronto McDonald's on YouTube?
By anonymous, on April 13, 2008 16:03:19
She even was sexy back then!
By Mokkelaar, on April 14, 2008 02:39:15
It looks like Ashlee has had a lot more done than just her nose.
Uh, YEAH. (I don't mean that in a bitchface way--I'm making a goofy-face face at the moment.) She's had the works. Everything. And I dare say the surgeon is GIFTED. I want his number in case I ever have a hideous baby. (This is technically impossible, but you never know.)
What a troll she was! When I opened this page and scrolled down to see her entire face, I actually cringed and said something out loud like "d-a-a-A-A-A-H-H-H!!!" I would feel sorry for her, but she's a spoiled, talentless idiot. She can't even do a "hoedown" correctly on national television.
I also chuckled at the idea that we needed a picture of J.Simpleton as a kid to know she isn't a "natural blonde". Pffftt!! Is she (or her sister) a natural anything? (Counting on my fellow commenters here to answer that question.)
In closing,
THEY BOTH SUCK.
By Knifewatch 2008, on April 14, 2008 09:01:32
"She even was sexy back then!"
By Mokkelaar, on April 14, 2008 02:39:15
That's just sick.
By anonymous, on April 14, 2008 11:19:03
"She even was sexy back then!"
By Mokkelaar, on April 14, 2008 02:39:15
Papa Joe is that you?
By anonymous, on April 14, 2008 11:35:35
Do you mind if I copy this picture? I have a mighty awful rodent problem..and killin em with sticky traps is just so messy..
I thought this pic might just scare em to death.
By anonymous, on April 14, 2008 13:02:28
jessica simpson is not harmless. she is the epitomy of blonde bimbo. and if, as so many of her fans say, she truly is smart but acts like a bimbo because it's cute, well, isn't that just against everything intelligent women through the years have worked so hard to abolish. nice work wiping it all out with one strategic fake blonde, fake boobed, bimbo.
By anonymous, on April 14, 2008 16:12:02
Tony Homo is not a hot nfl quarterback...and talented? He's just better than what they had..
Now the Mannings ?? They are some hot quarterbacks!
By anonymous, on April 15, 2008 06:40:14
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