22 Comments:

• She probably doesn't drink enough water, pee after sex, or even get wet during sex.

  By anonymous, on April 18, 2008 16:55:07

• Native American chiefs, leprechauns and me.
  
  The more stories like this I read like this, the better my chances get.

  By thebig28, on April 18, 2008 16:56:56

• She's probably one of those girls who has never had an orgasm and overacts during sex pretending to enjoy it when she'd rather be shopping with her gay bff Ken Paves. She seems like the type.

  By anonymous, on April 18, 2008 16:58:37

• Sorry, but you don't get UTI/kidney infections from drinking. Sounds like a cover-up because the stupid whore was starving herself, not drinking enough water, was getting fucked in her dry pussy, and let a bladder infection go untreated too long. She's a dumb irresponsible girl. I hope she never has kids.

  By anonymous, on April 18, 2008 19:19:53

• By all accounts Tony Homo is a major dorkenheimer.

  By anonymous, on April 18, 2008 19:26:14

• Complications from sex reassignment hormone therapy.

  By anonymous, on April 18, 2008 19:39:33

• Ahh yes, a drunken blond bent over in the back seat of a car. That brings back some fond memories.

  By anonymous, on April 18, 2008 19:44:52

• Pic 8 has to be the face she makes when he's taggin her from behind. I wonder if he makes her wear a football helmet. Maybe an Owens jersey....

  By anonymous, on April 18, 2008 20:31:55

• While I will admit that some pro athletes are intelligent, the vast majority are dumber than cacti. I mean, c'mon, dedicating your life to a game? Only morons and savants love sports so much that they revolve their life around it. I find watching the growth of grass a much more exciting and fulfilling pastime than watching sports or sports news.
  
  

  By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on April 18, 2008 22:15:44

• She should be about ready to shave her head by the end of next week.

  By anonymous, on April 19, 2008 03:19:41

• So she thinks she is pregnant and decides to drink excessive ammounts of alcohol. If this is a cover story he pr flack is an idiot. If not she should be sterilized to prevent her from breeding her stupidity further into the human race.

  By anonymous, on April 19, 2008 05:42:11

• The more I read about the Simpson Sisters the more I thank God for blessing them with their Saintly Minister-Father-Pimp, Papa Joe.
  
  Christian Values have finally returned to Hollywood - PRAISE JEBUS!!!

  By Nudgie, on April 19, 2008 07:59:47

• Looks to me like there's a little extracurricular activity going on in that last picture. Jessica bent over, Tony grunting behind her and the guys already lined up for "next". Im' just sayin'.

  By Snarky McComments, on April 19, 2008 11:25:11

• That's enough to make me want to stop drinking.
  
  Nah, not really.
  
  

  By Vigilante, on April 19, 2008 13:57:54

• Ok, so she thought she might be pregnant, yet she still goes out and drinks an obscene amount of alcohol. Like this kid wouldn't be stupid enough already with having Jessica Simpson as it's mother, she has to make the kid even more retarded by drinking. I'm surprised that article didn't mention anything about her drinking while she thought she might be pregnant.

  By Trax, on April 19, 2008 15:32:29

• lol this fucking site is the fucking funniest ...i swear to god ...i'd blow jenny and eat todd if their yeast infections ever clear up

  By anonymous, on April 19, 2008 18:20:26

• Rear ending sex doesn't get you pregs.. and she likes it that way..however, if her lover is a sicko, careless and scrummy and continues the act normally .. it's not safe and will cause infections and illness.

  By anonymous, on April 19, 2008 18:22:25

• If Jessica was 1/3 their weight, she'd weigh about 80-lbs. Impossible. More likely, she's a lush b/c her career is in the toilet, she's getting old (ha! remember when she said 25 was old?), she keeps getting dumped by guys, her sister is no longer uglier than her... god, I'm surprised she hasn't killed herself yet.

  By anonymous, on April 20, 2008 07:07:05

• They have to get drunk to fuck each other..Tony Homo probably prefers twigs and berries to burning bushes..

  By anonymous, on April 20, 2008 08:31:51

• Those pictures of her getting into the car look exactly like their sex life. Except Tony's usually the one in front.

  By anonymous, on April 21, 2008 09:17:47

• she is getting into the car and the dude behind her is getting into her hahaha drunk chicks are amess ,soon she will be on a sex tape all drunk puking on the guy's cock

  By cheers jess, on April 21, 2008 10:55:51

• So she gets wasted...what better does she have to do with her time? The kidney infections are from dirty intercourse though. You CAN"T take it in the front after its been in the ass.

  By anonymous, on April 21, 2008 15:01:09