A lot of "straight" men have a tranny fetish and don't even know it. They usually date "girls" that look like Jessica Simpson with the masculine faces and exaggerated large boobs, but the rest of the body usually has a small flat butt and a short muscular build. Many of these women are actually post-op transsexuals. Trust me, I worked with them for years in a certain industry and have heard some stories. ;-)
this is funny and i like it because verna lisi was gorgeous and didn't look like a man, in much the same way that those pictures of lilo pointed up the fact that at her age she looks just as haggard as MM did when she died but with none of the pretty.
Shes got a solid body and her face is better than average. Just because shes dumb as a box of rocks, an incest survivor, and pretty much talentless does not make her a tranny.
Oh come on -- you all know that trannies need to get a close shave. I expected this to come out sooner or later, though not necessarily on the cover of a magazine.
"There's nothing masculine about Jessica. Even with a beard, she couldn't be masculine." - Fabrizio Ferri, Photographer
Why the fuck would he say that? Did someone at the shoot say, "Hey Fab...doesn't she kind of look like a dude to you?" That's the only way that comment makes sense to me...
The irony of Verna Lisi shaving is obvious and in no need of an explanation. The image of Jessica Simpson shaving just creates confusion and the fact that the photographer even has to define/defend said irony is sad.
Alright...too much time spent thinking about a Simpson today...
She has now reached "UD" Status. UD as in undoable by other bipeds. Maybe a blind guy could sub-lease an uncaring dick to flail her with and return to sender with no extra charges for STD's.
So does anyone know what the "gripping story" is that they talk about on the cover? because the words caught my attention but I probably would never spend the money and especially don't want a tranny picture staring at me.
42 Comments:
Leave Your CommentWhat. The. Fuck.
Yeah...time to fire your agent.
By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 11:59:12
Or maybe the cover of Chicks with Dicks.
By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 12:02:40
Tony Homo is saying "SURE, a magazine shoot is important enough for you to shave, but me, noooooo..."
By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 12:03:30
Oh you fucking bitch. Here I am defending you day after day and you pull this shit?
That's it Jessica. Consider our relationship over. Me, my penis and my right hand are moving on.
And the worst part, the WORST part, is in that picture you do look like a fucking tranny!
By thebig28 is heartbroken, on April 9, 2008 12:06:21
Since she has no career left, she needs to just cut the bullshit and start doing gay porn already.
By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 12:06:43
I like to think the moment TODD saw this, his first reaction was, "Let's see TheBig28 defend this one."
By thebig28, on April 9, 2008 12:08:17
I would still bang her like a old screen door
By PK, on April 9, 2008 12:20:36
Fuck she is so ugly. I wouldn't touch her with her own dick.
By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 12:22:31
The older she gets the more she looks like her dad. She isn't aging well at all.
By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 12:24:02
...but man what nice tits she has!
By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 12:36:35
She should be seen shaving her balls....err ... labia instead
By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 12:39:59
After ready yesterday's post, I about lost my shit when I saw this in my mailbox last night.
Even better is the quote from the photographer on the inside cover. His two sentence statement all but confirms her masculinity.
Priceless.
(My wife and I love your site, Todd and Jenny...)
By Long time reader, first time poster, on April 9, 2008 12:41:54
One thing about the clueless, they are always entertaining.
By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 12:50:27
whatever dude...she's hot.
By Pounder's Mom, on April 9, 2008 13:13:35
A lot of "straight" men have a tranny fetish and don't even know it. They usually date "girls" that look like Jessica Simpson with the masculine faces and exaggerated large boobs, but the rest of the body usually has a small flat butt and a short muscular build. Many of these women are actually post-op transsexuals. Trust me, I worked with them for years in a certain industry and have heard some stories. ;-)
By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 13:17:18
Hey "Long time reader, first time poster @ 12:41:54",
What was the two sentence statement from the photographer?
And jessica, close your fucking mouth!
By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 13:17:51
"Trust me, I worked with them for years in a certain industry"
bloggers?
I keed, I keed...
By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 13:20:07
wow, what happened to her? I remember when she used to be pretty...then again i did smoke a lot of rocks then...oh well.
By SBdayemSHEuuuuggggleeee, on April 9, 2008 13:22:14
LOL no, I helped manage a successful escort company. :-)
By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 13:23:05
Who the hell is Verna Lisi?
By NotBlonde , on April 9, 2008 13:30:28
And is it just me, or does it look more like they are pouring oil on her rather than water?
By NotBlonde, on April 9, 2008 13:32:31
Virna Lisi is a GORGEOUS 1960s Italian actress. In her prime, she'd blow the shit out of any Hollyweird "beauty" today. Cameron, I shit on you...
By storm, on April 9, 2008 13:52:52
^^ Too bad it's not boiling oil.
By storm, on April 9, 2008 13:54:02
I love Jessica because we both have bangin' bodies and bigass jaws.
By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 14:33:33
this is funny and i like it because verna lisi was gorgeous and didn't look like a man, in much the same way that those pictures of lilo pointed up the fact that at her age she looks just as haggard as MM did when she died but with none of the pretty.
By galley, on April 9, 2008 14:59:38
Say what you will but those tits look SPECTACULAR!
By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 15:00:17
Who cares about the tits when the rest of her looks like a man? Oh yeah gay dudes do.
By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 15:09:23
Shes got a solid body and her face is better than average. Just because shes dumb as a box of rocks, an incest survivor, and pretty much talentless does not make her a tranny.
But I support your right to think otherwise.
By Jim, on April 9, 2008 16:11:13
So... is the article about that pregnant man??
By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 16:23:07
Ha ha ha ha what was she thinking??!! What a tranny!
By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 17:10:41
It worked for Virna. Not so much for Jessica.
By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 17:29:11
The only thing this chick still has left is holding the world hostage for a good look at her rack. The shaving photo op is priceless.
By Chris, on April 9, 2008 17:49:09
Oh come on -- you all know that trannies need to get a close shave. I expected this to come out sooner or later, though not necessarily on the cover of a magazine.
By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 19:34:45
Hey, "anonymous @ 13:17:51."
Here's the quote on page 28 of Esquire:
"There's nothing masculine about Jessica. Even with a beard, she couldn't be masculine." - Fabrizio Ferri, Photographer
Why the fuck would he say that? Did someone at the shoot say, "Hey Fab...doesn't she kind of look like a dude to you?" That's the only way that comment makes sense to me...
The irony of Verna Lisi shaving is obvious and in no need of an explanation. The image of Jessica Simpson shaving just creates confusion and the fact that the photographer even has to define/defend said irony is sad.
Alright...too much time spent thinking about a Simpson today...
By Long time reader, second time poster, on April 9, 2008 20:00:36
Steve Austin..a man barely alive. Will make him stronger, faster and bigger breasted than before.
By humpinfrog, on April 9, 2008 20:33:47
What I like is that forty pounds of coal tar smeared on her upper eyelids. Real sultry!
By jbonz, on April 9, 2008 22:43:59
at least the original was quirky and fun, simpson just looks like a typical dude still hung over from a night of hazing.
By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 22:50:54
She has now reached "UD" Status. UD as in undoable by other bipeds. Maybe a blind guy could sub-lease an uncaring dick to flail her with and return to sender with no extra charges for STD's.
By E Pluribus Unum, on April 10, 2008 05:17:13
what the hell are you doing jessica come on girl ,thats so stupid next time shave your ass not your face
By anonymous, on April 10, 2008 09:23:40
Just another stupid looking blonde with big tits, nothing spectacular.
By anonymous, on April 10, 2008 10:53:53
So does anyone know what the "gripping story" is that they talk about on the cover? because the words caught my attention but I probably would never spend the money and especially don't want a tranny picture staring at me.
By mgirl, on April 10, 2008 18:00:41
I always figured she was a spitter, and that pic proves it.
By Alien63, on April 13, 2008 05:34:24
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