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Jessica Simpson Should Be Worried

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todd your gross.

By india, on April 25, 2008 10:27:04
i'm pretty sure this is the funniest post you've written. Keep up the good work. <3

By Erin, on April 25, 2008 10:35:07
Carrie Underwood is adorable, but she and Tony didn't work for a reason - it's because she's a female.

By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 10:36:21
Ugh, I hate underwood. Plus, I've heard she's a cold bitch.

By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 11:16:05
I think Tony Romo should stay the fuck away from all women and concentrate on his JOB! Dump the co-dependent tranny and get back to work, Tony.

By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 11:17:58
It is so obvious that Tony prefers the sausage so I'm sick of him attempting to fool us by dating all these women. I think that he sorta half came out of the closet when he started dating Tranny Jessica (who almost certainly has a dick!!!) so now he needs to come out completely and start dating Lance Bass already.

By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 11:46:22
"Jessica Simpson better watch her man's back."

She does, every night, while listening to him saying "not so deep!"

By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 11:54:56
Carrie, honey, never hook up with your own leftovers. Perhaps more importantly, don't hook up with JSimp's leftovers... *shudder*

By Freshy McFresherton, on April 25, 2008 12:02:09
I'd still choose Jessica Simpleton for the dirty, low-self-esteem lay that she must be. Yowzaaaa!

By Fred, on April 25, 2008 12:44:22
Carrie Underwood can do so much better. Tony Homo deserved that tranny mess Jessica.

By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 12:48:56
sorry. jessica is way hotter than carrie underwood. carrie underwood is BORING. and her last name is underwood...

By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 13:01:50
Hmm. I'd totally choose Jessica. Carrie looks good when heavily made up and in airbrushed photos.... otherwise, she's average at best. And that song she sings! I think that must be why he dumped her in the first place. He doesn't want her to fuck up his truck.

And real boobs are WAY better than fake ones. No amount of money can buy that.

By T in The OC, on April 25, 2008 13:13:19
todd your gross.

By india, on April 25, 2008 10:27:04

What about my gross?

By Todd, on April 25, 2008 13:33:33
Like her or not, Jessica is very pretty without make-up, and her boobs are real.

Who know what Carrie Underwear looks like before she gets out the Homer Simpson make-up shotgun!

By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 13:57:27
T in The OC = Papa Joe Simpson

Nice try.

By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 14:01:13
@By T in The OC, on April 25, 2008 13:13:19

Shut up Papa Joe! You are gross, how would you know they're really unless you touched them every night huh? You enjoy fucking your ugly tranny daughters don't you you sick hillbilly.

By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 14:30:16
meh.

By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 14:43:41
Jessica over Carrie any day.

By jimmy, on April 25, 2008 15:52:11
Why is he wasting his time on any of these dogs. If I were him I'd be eight inches deep in a different cheerleader every night.

By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 16:05:05
Te te te CATFIGHT!!!

By Kramer, on April 25, 2008 16:12:53
carrie looks like a man

By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 16:59:59
ROFLMAO! He doesn't want her to fuck up his truck! Outstanding! So true...as much as I hate them both, I'm going to have to go w/ Jessica on this one. Or not, he probably does want the pigskin. He's just trying to get in w/ her family to get that monkey boy Pete Wentz her sister is dating.

By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 18:36:45
Carrie's ok I mean the chick looks like Helen Hunt in the last one. Simpson on the other hand looks pretty good w/o the pound of makeup and photoshop so you know my pick.

By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 18:43:08
I hate all three of them. I hope Tony double bags it because there would be goddamn stupid children born from either one of those hos.

By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 19:34:49
Carrie is a man baby!

By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 23:31:26
It was J-Simp that fucked up her and Nick....right back at him/her

By anonymous, on April 26, 2008 00:23:49
Carrie Undergrowth doesn't look good at all. She has that bony look. Im sure you can feel bones rub against your dick with an intense and uncomfortable friction when you ram it up her pussy.

By anonymous, on April 26, 2008 03:35:42
Carrie all the way. She is gorgeous and classy. Something Jessica is not. Tony's parents are probally biting their tongues and hoping they don't get dumb grandkids with butt chins. Instead they could have beautiful blondies that can sing and playfootball. PS Carrie graduated straight A's from college. Jessica dropped out of HS. Maybe got a GED.

By Wise One, on April 26, 2008 07:49:43
This is a friggin nasty read!! Wow to trash another human being like this gossip or no gossip is rediculous. I feel bad for either girl. Yikes & by the way Jessica is a natuarl beauty & does look better without piles of makeup. I am not so sure the same can be said for Carrie. She just admitted she doesn't go anywhere without makeup!!

By anonymous, on April 26, 2008 08:34:53
She also said she lives in sweats.

By anonymous, on April 26, 2008 14:51:51
jessica said to Tony, "give me all of your 6 inches, and make it hurt!", so Tony screwed her two times and punched her in the mouth!

By anonymous, on April 26, 2008 19:53:52
Carrie Underwood is fug. The local Walmart cashiers are hotter than her. Maybe if she was a Walmart clerk .. I might hit it.. but only if I was in the mood for a pity f***

By anonymous, on April 26, 2008 20:46:48
Carrie can be under my wood anytime. Carrie dumped Homo because she had to wear the strap-on and a TO jersey.

By anonymous, on April 27, 2008 04:48:09
Who cares who is the bigger Ho? They will soon be ageing in "dog years" anyway until replaced by the next wave of sluts and twatbags. I have a bird with better legs and singing voice. Maybe Tony would be interested; it's a cockatoo.

By Iben Yakinhoff, on April 27, 2008 06:53:22
Dear Todd,

Your calling that bitch out for being a fucktard with no common knowledge of contractions... awesome.

Your Fan,

Jody

Also, too true about Jessica Simpson being finger banged by her Dad at some point. Sometimes the truth isn't so pretty, but someone has got to put it out there. Todd and Chris Hansen, calling out the child molesters one by one.

By anonymous, on April 28, 2008 06:25:16
"Dear Todd,

Your calling that bitch out for being a fucktard with no common knowledge of contractions... awesome.

Your Fan,

Jody"

Jody, you're missing an apostrophe in the contraction at the beginning of your sentence. Hilarious.

By anonymous, on April 28, 2008 11:51:39
Dear April 28, 2008 11:51:39

Actually, Jody got it right. It's "your" calling out (as in, the calling out of that "bitch" by Todd), not "you are" calling out.

So, no, not that "hilarious", really.

By Fred, on April 28, 2008 12:58:32
Go for him Carrie and show Jess how to date with class.

Let the catfight begin!

By anonymous, on April 29, 2008 16:46:26
anyone who would prefer store bought tits to real has never had real. Anyone who would prefer Carrie to Jessica has never heard Carrie speak. Vapid pile of junk. Jessica was a big upgrade people.

By anonymous, on May 2, 2008 19:00:50