Maybe she and Sarah Jessica Parker could get together and have "boob" babies. They would be sure to run well at the Kentucky Derby and maybe win the triple crown. Eat up nags, the oats are on me.
ISBN, I agree Jessica was gorgeous in the first season of newlyweds she does look so different now, her face is not the same! kind of like aubrey oday she was so beautiful she looks like complete shit now.
Ok I really do not get why you hate her so much. She is a true beauty, and as far as I know has never done anything unkind or trashy or anything like that. Yes, she may be a little over done with hair and makeup, and yes she does not seem to stay in a relationship too long, but is that really a reason to talk about her like this? I mean, she is just a young woman. Does saying such hurtful things make you happy? This girl brings people more happiness than you do every day!
11:20 for the most part you're right but ummm you sound like you are really new to this site. get ready to have a bunch of bitter rambling atheists replying to your post.
"hoping anything above the neck doesn't make it into the frame so he doesn't have to start over."
Your commentary seriously has me laughing out loud sometimes. That being said, I still think she's hot. Not sure what kind of trannies you're looking at, but they don't look as hot as Jessica Simpson. Every hetero commenting here would jump at the chance to bang her if you could and deep down you know it. The fact that you throw in tranny comments makes me wonder what you really want to bang though.
Who cares about her. Let's talk about that freak she brings with her everywhere like a human handbag. Paves has the creepiest unblinking stare/mouth thing happening. He looks like something you'd find in the basement of a police house raid. Get rid of it.
11:34:53 I am a hetero commenting here and I would not jump at the chance to bang that. Not even with your dick. Big tits and a greasy hole with the IQ of a rock do absolutely nothing for me. Someday you will understand.
I'm not going to say she's ugly, but I will say that she's got the most annoying singing voice and her songs suck a huge wang. That is why she is a professional product endorser and famous person weiner warmer nowdays.
Jordana Brewster is a "true beauty", Jessica is a hot piece of Texas trash who needs to start doing those web dances for the public before even perverts like me get tired of defending her and she becomes a has-been.
I'm not going to say she's ugly, but I will say that she's got the most annoying singing voice and her songs suck a huge wang. That is why she is a professional product endorser and famous person weiner warmer nowdays.
You know if you watched the Newlyweds........Nick GAVE HER THAT CAMERA. So that is good that she could continue to use it in an attempt to blind a new guy. She probably uses it when shes away from Papa Joe too.
Ken Paves has revolutionized the comb over by adding mousse and pushing all the hair forward to mask his receding hairline. Bravo, Ken. No one can tell. It'll be our little secret.
This is the worst photo shoot ever. She is so wooden and her face is already plastic. Her products are crap, she is far from what she was when she was with Nick. Yes, he gave her that camera when she was "doing" Dukes! She's vapid and dense.
anon 1134: get ready to have a bunch of bitter rambling atheists replying to your post.
What the fuck are you talking about? What does someone being an 'atheist' have to do with their opinion on Jessica Simpson? And how do you know that 11:20 isn't an athiest? Just because he/she defended JS and didn't rip her like the rest of us doesn't automatically make her a Christian.
In my fantasy I am covered in cooking oil and chained to a chair beneath my goddess Jessica Simpson. She lets me suck her toe then shoots me in the balls with a small caliber handgun and sets me on fire while she dances on a stripper pole to the songtrack to the Dukes of Hazzard. I love you Jessica! Mary me when I'm off parole!
it's not enough to be "hot" to keep a man. Any hotness you have will be greatly undermined by the overwhelming sense of clingy, whiny insecurity. I think once they get over the initial attraction, men just get annoyed by her insecurity, stupidity and shallow nature. Once her looks start to go, she will really be f*cked.
Holy crap, I thought they were wax figures for some stupid display in a cheesy Vegas casino. I bet the freak behind her has to keep his blow dryer on low so he doesn't melt like Clouseau.
11:20 50 - How does Jessica Simpson bring happiness to people? No, seriously, I want to know exactly how does she make any positive difference in the world? By her dedicated charity work? By her insightful political views? Or is it the fine-quality products that her greedy, opportunistic family hope to line their pockets with? The only people she makes happy are the horny males that view the above videos, one of which I'm sure you are.
I wish I worked with Paves to laugh my arse off when these girls "get their hair did". Scratch that. If he gets paid loads to do this shlt, I'm becoming a celebrity hair stylist.
What the hell is that thing standing behind her? There wasn't a picture of her by herself? You just had to include the wax figure looking hairdresser freak.
I can't figure out what it is about her face that looks different. It's like it is shinier or something. Is it so pumped up with fillers like Restalyne or Botox or something that the tissue beneath the skin swells and makes it look stretched, or what? Seriously, I can't quite figure it out. I know she has plumped her lips in the past and some of that may be going on now, but something else isn't right. Paves looks waxen also.
As a Dallas fan, Tony Romo better dump this broad before summer training camp begins. Two horrible things for the Cowboys are this ghoul hanging around Valley Ranch and the thought of Pacman Jones in a Dallas jersey. I would be stunned if the 'boys even make it to the first round of the playoffs...
This is insane people. What has she ever done to hurt anyone. people that know her vouch for her all teh time she has a heart of gold & is truly alot of fun!!! Why the hate?? I don't get it. Is it because she divorced because she was not happy!! Geez people get a life. Thsi si so unnecessary & just mean!!
"This is insane people. What has she ever done to hurt anyone. people that know her vouch for her all teh time she has a heart of gold & is truly alot of fun!!! Why the hate?? I don't get it. Is it because she divorced because she was not happy!! Geez people get a life. Thsi si so unnecessary & just mean!!" --------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------
I'm really surprised to learn that Jessica Simpson fans can't spell.
58 Comments:
Leave Your CommentThat woMAN is ugly. Tony Romo must be gay.
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 08:16:21
Nice legs, nice ass and nice rack. Who's looking at her face?
By Jizzle, on April 8, 2008 08:25:34
Thank god she closed her legs. I do not want to see her dick.
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 08:26:43
Right, because Romo would rather jerk off to the image of a transvestite on his computer screen than bang the nearest slut.
By ppops, on April 8, 2008 09:25:12
Tony who?
She should always be introduced as Jessica Simpson's tits,
featuring Jessica Simpson.
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 09:29:05
you love her dick so don't pretend you don't ,nice tits too
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 09:31:31
Maybe she and Sarah Jessica Parker could get together and have "boob" babies.
They would be sure to run well at the Kentucky Derby and maybe win the triple crown. Eat up nags, the oats are on me.
By Iben Yakinhoff, on April 8, 2008 09:31:43
"She will dance in front of her camera until she makes her man happy" by turning into a naked guy.
She's the perfect "girl" for Tony Homo.
By Drew Bledsoe, on April 8, 2008 09:47:31
She really isn't ugly. She was just much cuter before Papa Joe plasticized her. Don't know what she got done, but it HAD to have been more than lips. Her face changed shape. Check it out:
http://i.ivillage.com/E/325/PlasticSurgery/E_JessicaSimpson.jpg
Ken Paves, on the other hand, looks like a heroin addict.
By ISBN, on April 8, 2008 09:49:39
I'm sorry, she is still hot.
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 10:01:30
ISBN, I dunno, all I can conclude from that pic is that sustained incest gives a girl jaundice.
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 10:22:12
ISBN, I agree. She was much cuter before the PS. She looks totally different now.
By Smapdy, on April 8, 2008 11:00:44
well jess stripped for nick and that didnt help one bit
By yucky, on April 8, 2008 11:15:10
ISBN, I agree Jessica was gorgeous in the first season of newlyweds she does look so different now, her face is not the same! kind of like aubrey oday she was so beautiful she looks like complete shit now.
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 11:19:38
Ok I really do not get why you hate her so much. She is a true beauty, and as far as I know has never done anything unkind or trashy or anything like that. Yes, she may be a little over done with hair and makeup, and yes she does not seem to stay in a relationship too long, but is that really a reason to talk about her like this? I mean, she is just a young woman. Does saying such hurtful things make you happy? This girl brings people more happiness than you do every day!
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 11:20:50
This is NOT news until you have one of said videos to show me.
Take this shit down til then. What a cock tease.
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 11:20:56
11:20 for the most part you're right but ummm you sound like you are really new to this site. get ready to have a bunch of bitter rambling atheists replying to your post.
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 11:34:44
"hoping anything above the neck doesn't make it into the frame so he doesn't have to start over."
Your commentary seriously has me laughing out loud sometimes. That being said, I still think she's hot. Not sure what kind of trannies you're looking at, but they don't look as hot as Jessica Simpson. Every hetero commenting here would jump at the chance to bang her if you could and deep down you know it. The fact that you throw in tranny comments makes me wonder what you really want to bang though.
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 11:34:53
Who cares about her. Let's talk about that freak she
brings with her everywhere like a human handbag.
Paves has the creepiest unblinking stare/mouth thing happening. He looks like something you'd find in the basement of a police house raid. Get rid of it.
By Peanuts not Popcorn, on April 8, 2008 11:45:52
"Paging Gloria Steinem!"
By jbonz, on April 8, 2008 11:55:07
HOT
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 12:11:40
11:34:53 I am a hetero commenting here and I would not jump at the chance to bang that. Not even with your dick. Big tits and a greasy hole with the IQ of a rock do absolutely nothing for me. Someday you will understand.
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 12:16:59
I'm not going to say she's ugly, but I will say that she's got the most annoying singing voice and her songs suck a huge wang. That is why she is a professional product endorser and famous person weiner warmer nowdays.
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 12:59:14
Anon 11:20,
Jordana Brewster is a "true beauty", Jessica is a hot piece of Texas trash who needs to start doing those web dances for the public before even perverts like me get tired of defending her and she becomes a has-been.
By thebig28, on April 8, 2008 13:00:46
I'm not going to say she's ugly, but I will say that she's got the most annoying singing voice and her songs suck a huge wang. That is why she is a professional product endorser and famous person weiner warmer nowdays.
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 13:12:16
i dont get it... why do people think she is ugly. Anyone who thinks shes ugly is defn a homo. Wow i just dont get it.
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 13:19:50
i seriously tought they were made of wax
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 13:22:13
please post the picture of her shaving her face from that photoshoop she did from that one magazine. she looks all sorts of tranny.
By Prettyboy, on April 8, 2008 13:46:46
any straight guy who says he wouldn't watch her strip on a web cam is lying.
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 14:00:39
12:16:59 thats what us real hetero's call homo. I would hit that with thrashing accuracy and the stamina of a wild boar....
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 14:09:59
You know if you watched the Newlyweds........Nick GAVE HER THAT CAMERA. So that is good that she could continue to use it in an attempt to blind a new guy. She probably uses it when shes away from Papa Joe too.
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 14:24:48
Still, under the right circumstances, I'd bang her senseless.
By Fred, on April 8, 2008 14:33:57
Anon 12:16,
Big tits and a greasy hole with the IQ of a rock do just about everything for me.
By thebig28, on April 8, 2008 14:53:25
She should stick with the bangs, she looks less like a rapist.
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 15:00:12
Ken Paves has revolutionized the comb over by adding mousse and pushing all the hair forward to mask his receding hairline.
Bravo, Ken. No one can tell. It'll be our little secret.
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 15:19:42
She don't look bad at all in these pics. That being said, I believe the rumor.
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 15:37:49
11:20 50....Haaaaa ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaa! Holy shit, that was funny.
Hey, I wonder how many cameras she's gone through doing this striptease bit? And how many computer monitors Tony Homo's had to replace?
"Dad-gummit! Whaddaya mean you can't see me? Is this here another broken webcam er what?"
By Vigilante, on April 8, 2008 16:18:21
This is the worst photo shoot ever. She is so wooden and her face is already plastic. Her products are crap, she is far from what she was when she was with Nick. Yes, he gave her that camera when she was "doing" Dukes! She's vapid and dense.
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 17:34:23
anon 1134: get ready to have a bunch of bitter rambling atheists replying to your post.
What the fuck are you talking about? What does someone being an 'atheist' have to do with their opinion on Jessica Simpson? And how do you know that 11:20 isn't an athiest? Just because he/she defended JS and didn't rip her like the rest of us doesn't automatically make her a Christian.
Are you that retarded?
By Jim, on April 8, 2008 18:02:40
Ken paves looks like the bastard child of michael jackson and madonna
that is....if michael jackson actually carried white genes
By Prettyboy, on April 8, 2008 18:20:47
In my fantasy I am covered in cooking oil and chained to a chair beneath my goddess Jessica Simpson. She lets me suck her toe then shoots me in the balls with a small caliber handgun and sets me on fire while she dances on a stripper pole to the songtrack to the Dukes of Hazzard. I love you Jessica! Mary me when I'm off parole!
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 19:07:21
Ugh, I'm so sick of this woman. She's nothing special and she can't act or sing for that matter. So why is she famous? Oh yeah, pappa Joe.
By kumquat, on April 8, 2008 20:11:23
it's not enough to be "hot" to keep a man. Any hotness you have will be greatly undermined by the overwhelming sense of clingy, whiny insecurity. I think once they get over the initial attraction, men just get annoyed by her insecurity, stupidity and shallow nature. Once her looks start to go, she will really be f*cked.
By gryphon50, on April 8, 2008 21:02:39
I'd hit that shit... but to be perfectly honest, I'd take our lovely hostessJen over Jessica anyday. Someday I'm going to buy Jen a Ferrari.
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on April 8, 2008 21:36:56
Holy crap, I thought they were wax figures for some stupid display in a cheesy Vegas casino. I bet the freak behind her has to keep his blow dryer on low so he doesn't melt like Clouseau.
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 22:04:25
11:20 50 - How does Jessica Simpson bring happiness to people? No, seriously, I want to know exactly how does she make any positive difference in the world? By her dedicated charity work? By her insightful political views? Or is it the fine-quality products that her greedy, opportunistic family hope to line their pockets with? The only people she makes happy are the horny males that view the above videos, one of which I'm sure you are.
By Jean, on April 8, 2008 23:51:54
I would fuck the stupid right out of her.
By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 00:07:05
I wish I worked with Paves to laugh my arse off when these girls "get their hair did". Scratch that. If he gets paid loads to do this shlt, I'm becoming a celebrity hair stylist.
By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 00:12:20
I cannot tell if the picture is of their wax figurines or if it's really them. Uh, plastic surgery much Jessica?
By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 04:16:55
She looks plastic fantastic. It's like looking at a store mannequin.
By Daisy, on April 9, 2008 06:38:56
I'm not sure what the big deal is...she strips for her boyfriend. Big whoop. Lots of tranny's do that.
By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 06:59:59
What the hell is that thing standing behind her? There wasn't a picture of her by herself? You just had to include the wax figure looking hairdresser freak.
By Joe C, on April 9, 2008 08:37:11
I just love this. Slowly becoming a Hollywood whore/slut.
Soon the drug phase .......
By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 09:12:55
I can't figure out what it is about her face that looks different. It's like it is shinier or something. Is it so pumped up with fillers like Restalyne or Botox or something that the tissue beneath the skin swells and makes it look stretched, or what? Seriously, I can't quite figure it out. I know she has plumped her lips in the past and some of that may be going on now, but something else isn't right. Paves looks waxen also.
By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 14:39:38
As a Dallas fan, Tony Romo better dump this broad before summer training camp begins. Two horrible things for the Cowboys are this ghoul hanging around Valley Ranch and the thought of Pacman Jones in a Dallas jersey. I would be stunned if the 'boys even make it to the first round of the playoffs...
By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 16:18:38
This is insane people. What has she ever done to hurt anyone. people that know her vouch for her all teh time she has a heart of gold & is truly alot of fun!!! Why the hate?? I don't get it. Is it because she divorced because she was not happy!! Geez people get a life. Thsi si so unnecessary & just mean!!
By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 18:09:29
"This is insane people. What has she ever done to hurt anyone. people that know her vouch for her all teh time she has a heart of gold & is truly alot of fun!!! Why the hate?? I don't get it. Is it because she divorced because she was not happy!! Geez people get a life. Thsi si so unnecessary & just mean!!"
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I'm really surprised to learn that Jessica Simpson fans can't spell.
By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 18:27:00
"I would fuck the stupid right out of her."
By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 00:07:05
Can't be done. Tried it with my ex. All attempts are futile.
By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 19:02:12
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