So much for him avoiding Vietnam by being "gay". I think the U.S. Army should posthumously draft Jimi and deploy his corpse to Iraq so he can entertain the troops there. I'm sure he can still play. Of course, a fingernail trim might be in order.
Jimi was and is still THE MAN. The world needs more rock gods like him. Because then we wouldn't have whining-assed, eyeliner-wearing fags like My Chemical Romance.
thats just disgusting two WHORES fucking him damn some women will fuck anything with a dick sick bitches guess thats why they are whores and that whore saying oooooo her panties came down sick bitch
of course jimmmi hendrix has a sex tape, it's JIMMI HENDRIX women made molds of his penis for crying out loud
umm i was giving you guys the benefit of the doubt but its been almost a week and no news on Wesley Snipes getting 3years on tax evasion? he is sort of a celebrity no?
And as Todd so eloquently implied, John Mayer is a pussy who's "new rock god" label could very well be a sign of the apocalypse. When the majority of the people at your shows wear dockers and recoil in horror when your opening act drops an f-bomb, then you're officially a douche of unimaginable proportions.
Anon 10:01; I'm assuming your fingernail comment is in reference to the belief that nails (and hair) still grow after death. Not true. They APPEAR to have grown, although minimally, because of rigamortis. If there is no life i.e., oxygen to support blood flow, then nails (as well as hair) cannot grow. Open up any medical reference guide or even a cosmetology school textbook and it will say the same thing. Your heart was in the right place, though; I'd rather pay to see dead Jimi propped up at the mic than Fall Out Boy playing a show on MTV2.
Mayer is a GOOD guitar player, not a GREAT one. Mayer has talent, but he's not a guitar "god" and never will be. He wasn't born with the "god" genes. He's an above average band geek, that's all.
Please people, this comments page shouldn't have anything to do with John Mayer. This page should strictly be a celebration of Jimi Hendrix's wang. That's all.
Mayer is a douche and his songs are shit...I would rather listen to the Beach Boys..."I'm picking up good vibrations, she's given me excitations...ohhh bop bop." See way better than Your Body is a Wonderland.
To the conversations concerning seeing a dead Jimi play over John Mayer and the like, I doubt there will be much to see...considering he's been dead over 40 years and is probably dust and bone fragments due to decomposition. But even the dust will rock harder than Mayer.
hair and nails appearing to grow has nothing to do with rigor mortis, it's due to the skin retracting after you dry up from being dead for awhile. Rigor mortis is when your body stiffens relatively soon after you die and can last up to 3 days. after that, you are a floppy dead body.
John Mayer is a very good guitar player, whatever you think of his sappier songs or slutty life. But each moderately sized town in America has 10 guitarists who are way better. Cities like Nashville and L.A. have thousands who are far better.
Three years ago, we learnt 'bout Jimi and french icon Brigitte Bardot (but she never admitted it yet !), then we heard that Quentin Tarantino was involved in a Jimi biopic (false) and last year it was more than 35 millions hits on the so-called welsh anthem (bullshit)...What do we have now ? A SEX TAPE ??!!
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By Vigilante, on April 29, 2008 09:38:10
So much for him avoiding Vietnam by being "gay". I think the U.S. Army should posthumously draft Jimi and deploy his corpse to Iraq so he can entertain the troops there. I'm sure he can still play. Of course, a fingernail trim might be in order.
By 'scuse me while I kiss this guy, on April 29, 2008 10:01:35
Jimi was and is still THE MAN. The world needs more rock gods like him. Because then we wouldn't have whining-assed, eyeliner-wearing fags like My Chemical Romance.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2008 10:08:58
Vigilante, if you're lucky I'll do a mold of your vagina too!
By your mom, on April 29, 2008 10:10:59
John Mayer sucks, a lot.
By I hate Hippies, on April 29, 2008 10:26:40
could some LIVING celebrities please get busy and make some new sex tapes already? this dead celeb sex tape trend is starting to freak my shit out...
By no necros, on April 29, 2008 11:07:19
thats just disgusting two WHORES fucking him damn some women will fuck anything with a dick sick bitches guess thats why they are whores and that whore saying oooooo her panties came down sick bitch
By whores thru the ages, on April 29, 2008 11:16:26
of course jimmmi hendrix has a sex tape, it's JIMMI HENDRIX
women made molds of his penis for crying out loud
umm
i was giving you guys the benefit of the doubt but its been almost a week and no news on Wesley Snipes getting 3years on tax evasion? he is sort of a celebrity no?
By anon, on April 29, 2008 11:26:26
Wow, a rock star fucking two hos. I'm speechless.
And as Todd so eloquently implied, John Mayer is a pussy who's "new rock god" label could very well be a sign of the apocalypse. When the majority of the people at your shows wear dockers and recoil in horror when your opening act drops an f-bomb, then you're officially a douche of unimaginable proportions.
By Codzilla, on April 29, 2008 11:30:28
I woulda F'd the S out of him, too.
By T, on April 29, 2008 11:55:53
Anon 10:01; I'm assuming your fingernail comment is in reference to the belief that nails (and hair) still grow after death. Not true. They APPEAR to have grown, although minimally, because of rigamortis. If there is no life i.e., oxygen to support blood flow, then nails (as well as hair) cannot grow. Open up any medical reference guide or even a cosmetology school textbook and it will say the same thing. Your heart was in the right place, though; I'd rather pay to see dead Jimi propped up at the mic than Fall Out Boy playing a show on MTV2.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2008 11:56:16
I guess I'm the only one who thinks John Mayer is hot and a friggin' awesome guitar player??
By T, on April 29, 2008 12:00:46
That thing looks a little too long. Ouch.
By my cervix, on April 29, 2008 12:03:22
Cock a doodle doo.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2008 12:54:52
T...as anyone who plays guitar and has tried to learn "Neon" can attest to, yes, unfortunately, John Mayer is a ridiculously great guitar player.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2008 13:13:12
Mayer is a GOOD guitar player, not a GREAT one. Mayer has talent, but he's not a guitar "god" and never will be. He wasn't born with the "god" genes. He's an above average band geek, that's all.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2008 13:23:25
Just more proof that Jimi was ahead of his time
By anonymous, on April 29, 2008 13:36:08
Please people, this comments page shouldn't have anything to do with John Mayer. This page should strictly be a celebration of Jimi Hendrix's wang. That's all.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2008 13:45:42
He made love to that guitar and by the sounds of it, the guitar loved it.
By fender's baby, on April 29, 2008 14:14:54
Point taken, Anon 11:56, but I have a sassy, Jimi-related name, which I am damn proud to have thought of after only a really long time of thinking.
Regards,
By 'scuse me while I kiss this guy, on April 29, 2008 14:44:00
Mayer is a douche and his songs are shit...I would rather listen to the Beach Boys..."I'm picking up good vibrations, she's given me excitations...ohhh bop bop." See way better than Your Body is a Wonderland.
By I hate Hippies, on April 29, 2008 15:11:30
Ewww. It would've been like having sex with a young Morgan Freeman. I'll pass.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2008 16:03:22
Anon 11:56:16
I assume you mean rigor mortis?
But thanks for the lesson.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2008 16:17:00
Well "'scuse me", you have done very well in your thinking.
Sincerely,
By Anon 11:56, on April 29, 2008 16:19:13
To the conversations concerning seeing a dead Jimi play over John Mayer and the like, I doubt there will be much to see...considering he's been dead over 40 years and is probably dust and bone fragments due to decomposition. But even the dust will rock harder than Mayer.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2008 16:22:04
"Ewww. It would've been like having sex with a young Morgan Freeman. I'll pass."
By anonymous, on April 29, 2008 16:03:22
Congratulations. You win the stupid comment of the day award.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2008 16:40:37
prego
By scuzi while i kiss this thigh, on April 29, 2008 17:05:03
fuckin sweet he;s the man
By anonymous, on April 29, 2008 17:28:36
hair and nails appearing to grow has nothing to do with rigor mortis, it's due to the skin retracting after you dry up from being dead for awhile. Rigor mortis is when your body stiffens relatively soon after you die and can last up to 3 days. after that, you are a floppy dead body.
By Alicia, on April 29, 2008 17:48:34
I am a nerd for CSI
By Alicia, on April 29, 2008 17:52:21
Mayer is a putz. He has audacity to align himself with Jimi and SRV, but is not even in line to shine their shoes. Bleah.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2008 18:22:47
I'd do that to John Mayer.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2008 18:29:17
John Mayer is a very good guitar player, whatever you think of his sappier songs or slutty life. But each moderately sized town in America has 10 guitarists who are way better. Cities like Nashville and L.A. have thousands who are far better.
By Missy Thrope, on April 29, 2008 18:53:27
Guess who doesn't care about whether fingernails and hair grow after death?
Everyone.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2008 22:22:25
a bit of drool starting coming out of my mouth watching the second clip. i wasn't even aware that i thought JH was hot.
By Marianne, on April 30, 2008 01:11:19
I'm better than John Mayer
By Jimi, on April 30, 2008 06:33:41
Three years ago, we learnt 'bout Jimi and french icon Brigitte Bardot (but she never admitted it yet !), then we heard that Quentin Tarantino was involved in a Jimi biopic (false) and last year it was more than 35 millions hits on the so-called welsh anthem (bullshit)...What do we have now ? A SEX TAPE ??!!
Come on...
By Yazid "Jimi's Back" Manou (Paris-France), on May 1, 2008 09:52:37
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