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Johnny Depp is Getting Married

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A beard on top of the beard?

By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 11:09:04
To which Johnny Depp are you referring?
There are like 100 of them on Friendster.

By i don't like you in any way, on April 9, 2008 11:12:12
Dunno why anyone cares about this. They've been married in all but the formality for years. Kids, house, domestic grunginess... making it legal doesn't seem to matter much.

By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 11:21:45
Does she have bad rotten teeth?

By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 11:38:38
Congrats to the both of them, they've practically been married anyways but if this brings them a little bit more happiness then so be it, Johnny Depp is one of the geniunely good guys in hollywood.

By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 11:44:19
Nice toofus!

By Ging A. Vitis, on April 9, 2008 11:46:56
Johnny, I love you man. I guess you could even say I have a hetero crush on you. So I'd like to buy, as my wedding gift to you, braces for the future Mrs. Depp. Come on pal, this one's on me.

By thebig28, on April 9, 2008 11:48:59
I just wish he'd throw a few bucks down and buy his wife-to-be a new grill. YUCK!

By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 11:56:39
It's weird how skeletons always look like they're smiling.

By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 12:06:00
He's ugly and weird, she's ugly and weird, sounds like a match made in heaven.

By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 13:06:38
quit hatin on that girl, yall just jealous, she's beautiful, and the two of them are bound together by their love, people who live in glass house's, should'nt throw stones

By peggy's happy for them, on April 9, 2008 13:06:56
Congratulations Johnny. Live long a pillage.

By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 14:10:12
I'm amazed that people are criticizing Vanessa Paradis so much for her teeth...
I'm gonna sound like a total nerd for this, but Johnny's said before that he doesn't like perfect teeth, that they creep him out. And I think it's nice that Vanessa's fine with the way she is.

If that's the only thing you can find to criticize her for, then I think it's pretty good for her.

By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 14:19:29
Why is everybody picking on Vanessa's teeth? At the very least, Johnny will never have to worry about where the bottle opener is...

By Holden Magroin, on April 9, 2008 14:36:42
She's ugly and looks like a skeleton. Johnny doesn't care about looks anymore. He went blind after the breakup with Winona Ryder.

By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 14:38:43
Fug.

By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 15:22:22
The title pic reminds me of the movie "Natural Born Killers".

By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 15:44:46
She and Seal should get together

By storm, on April 9, 2008 16:24:31
Glass house's what?

What???

By Vigilante, on April 9, 2008 16:41:45
Those teeth make me sad :(

By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 17:17:07
Well at least this confirms he isn't superficial.

By Kate Moss, on April 9, 2008 17:33:20
Congratulations to Johnny and Vanessa!

By annie, on April 9, 2008 17:40:23
Personally, I don't get it either.. but I consider him to be 'most normal' person in Hollywood (and that's saying a lot). If he digs this chick, I'm not standing in his way.

By Chris, on April 9, 2008 17:55:39
I'm guessing people who live in glass house's teeth shouldn't throw stones...

...they'd break the teeth, you see.

You suppose that's next door to Peggy's happy?

By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 18:03:06
She's teh gapness!

By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 18:36:08
Does anyone else think that Johnny has her wear a latex dong so they can play "swords" with their schwongs? Not that I think Johnny is gay (I don't), it's just a Pirates of the Caribbean thing...

By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 19:38:35
What's the sense of being a movie star if you end up with some skank with rotten teeth?

By Duke Martin, on April 9, 2008 20:39:23
America, we've officially had a psychotic break when we go crazy over someone's teeth not being perfect. Think about it. She loves him, she's borne his children, she's talented, she's in other ways quite beautiful, he's raved many times about various other aspects of her personality he loves... and you can't get over a small gap between her teeth. Jesus help us all.

By anonymous, on April 10, 2008 01:00:45
America, we've officially had a psychotic break when we go crazy over someone's teeth not being perfect. Think about it. She loves him, she's borne his children, she's talented, she's in other ways quite beautiful, he's raved many times about various other aspects of her personality he loves... and you can't get over a small gap between her teeth. Jesus help us all.

By anonymous, on April 10, 2008 01:01:35
Look, 1:00:45 (and 1:01:35), it's always fun to be the idealist in the group, but let's face it: looks are important. Maybe Depp is into the whole shovelface thing. Hey, he's a generous guy for tossing some dick towards a hideously deformed chick, and that's cool. But, let's not lecture other people just because they don't find this moray eel attractive.

Besides, she's French which means she sucks.

By anonymous, on April 10, 2008 09:57:05
9:57 - hahahahhahaha! Thanks for clarifying for the rest of us!

By anonymous, on April 10, 2008 10:52:37
It's not like she couldn't afford braces. Vanessa Paradis has been rich and famous since childhood. Nevertheless, I'm thinking that there's a different standard for teeth in France (and let's not forget Sweden).

By Moghedien, on April 10, 2008 12:57:02
Man, she sure planned this out right. Career in a slump, hook up with one of America's major hotties, let herself get pregnant, sit back and live the high life off of his money, and make an album every 7 years to bring in chump change. Johnny better get an iron clad prenup if she is now wanting to get married. Hey, what ever happened to "not having to have a piece of paper define their relathionship"? I guess it only applies when she was young and fresh, but now that she is aging horribly vs Johnny's eternal youth she probably wants to secure her (his) future (fortune).

By anonymous, on April 13, 2008 01:37:44
if those making fun of her teeth may not look like skeletons, they still have something dead: their brain.

By anonymous, on April 14, 2008 02:26:58
"if those making fun of her teeth may not look like skeletons, they still have something dead: their brain."

Yikes, that was bad. Seriously...ouch. This joke is just...uncomfortably bad. Please don't attempt humor anymore. Thanks in advance.

By anonymous, on April 14, 2008 09:41:32
Just heard that Johnny & Vanessa got married on tybee island, ga this past weekend. Don't know the exact truth to this but they were spotted!

By anonymous, on April 17, 2008 05:48:43
no they werent dumbass!
they are getting married sometime in june july that area.
i just know that i will be on summer break and hoping to fly to georgia and stop the wedding.
or get a picture of the kiss. its either i tear off her head and put my pix or i tear off mrs lovetts face and put mine there.
and yes they are getting married in georgia because family of johnnys live in florida and they need it close by for the family to come.
and yes i am so much hotter then little miss skeleton gal!! it looks like she went out on a football field in the middle of a tie game without a face gaurd

By anonymous, on April 23, 2008 17:59:38
No need to call names just cause you can't have him. If you read the comment.. I heard they got married I wasn't there myself because if I had I would have taken him from both of you!! BTW...
I live on TYBEE! So your the DUMBASS!

By anonymous, on May 7, 2008 06:42:21