I've ALWAYS thought Justin Timberlake was gay. Not just thought--assumed. When he started squiring young ladies around town, I was quite puzzled. (Britney Spears doesn't count among that group, of course.) In fact, it seemed obvious to me that EVERYONE in that dumb "band" of his was a raging homo. Justin Timberlake makes Lance Bass look like Colin Farrell. Who I hear is also secretly gay. Ah, hell, they're all fags. Now if they would just quit hogging all the tail, we could reach an understanding.
look at that he is not even touching the floor he is floating damn thats gay and he can't quit ya ,thats where the director got the idea for that brokeback mountain movie
Why would any childhood performance vid be a proof for anyones adult sexual preferences? Kids usually learn moves from the TV or their moms. I highly dislike Timberlake, think he's blown out of proportion (no homo), but frankly have no clue if he's a fag. Assuming this based on this vid is quite pathetic and mean-spirited.
there's a star search clip where's he dressed exactly the same and sings country. it's been on tv probably a thousand times through the years. this really isn't some revelation.
It's always been my assertion that a closeted gay man will have a butch, horse-like girfriend with the acting chops of a hamster and a deeper voice than his own
To everyone who complains that the video doesn't prove anything, that Justin singing country is no proof of anything, etc. etc: have you ever visited this site before? Really? I mean, sorry you were disappointed by the lack of hard-hitting journalism, but I come here to make fun of celebs. . .
Young straight men don't talk about being "sexy" unless they are Latino. You'll also notice that there is not a single hetero man in the world who enjoys the so-called music of Justin Timberlake, and straight men usually make music that's appealing to other men, since they're coming from the same place, generally share the same mindset, etc. But no sane, straight man goes around thinking let alone singing, "I'm bringing sexy back," only male hairdressers would utter such idiotic words.
Has the world learned nothing from George Michael?
12:09:56 get ready for a life of permanent bachelorhood.
Oh, and, 11:00:24 if you're gonna rag on 22:31:26 for not reading your comment right you might've tried actually writing your comment correctly in the first place. "Who I hear is also secretly gay." Isn't a sentence.
Justin is the man. Anybody that calls him gay can continue to jerk off to his girlfriend while he fucks her 'fo real dis time'. He is so fine don't be jealous guys!
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Leave Your CommentI've ALWAYS thought Justin Timberlake was gay. Not just thought--assumed. When he started squiring young ladies around town, I was quite puzzled. (Britney Spears doesn't count among that group, of course.) In fact, it seemed obvious to me that EVERYONE in that dumb "band" of his was a raging homo. Justin Timberlake makes Lance Bass look like Colin Farrell. Who I hear is also secretly gay. Ah, hell, they're all fags. Now if they would just quit hogging all the tail, we could reach an understanding.
By JT is GayT, on April 2, 2008 20:10:02
Justin who?
By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 20:45:10
Lawdy, lawd, that boy has a pretty mouth...
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on April 2, 2008 21:04:09
She is so F'n hot
By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 21:16:07
lance isnt secretly gay, its a known fact. he outed himself
By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 22:31:26
What do you mean by "probably" ?
By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 22:37:44
look at that he is not even touching the floor he is floating damn thats gay and he can't quit ya ,thats where the director got the idea for that brokeback mountain movie
By anonymous, on April 3, 2008 00:57:30
WTF is wrong with stage mothers...pimping out their baby girls like that is SO wrong.
By kanywho, on April 3, 2008 02:39:47
Why would any childhood performance vid be a proof for anyones adult sexual preferences? Kids usually learn moves from the TV or their moms. I highly dislike Timberlake, think he's blown out of proportion (no homo), but frankly have no clue if he's a fag. Assuming this based on this vid is quite pathetic and mean-spirited.
By anonymous, on April 3, 2008 03:55:48
Looks like he has a "wide-stance" and might win a pig squealing contest.
By Ada Bigun, on April 3, 2008 05:07:32
Justin Twinkletoes banging Jessica Biel is as believable as "Prettyboy" attending law school.
By anonymous, on April 3, 2008 05:09:37
jt is the coolest white guy on the planet. don't hate.
By anonymous, on April 3, 2008 06:22:36
there's a star search clip where's he dressed exactly the same and sings country. it's been on tv probably a thousand times through the years. this really isn't some revelation.
By anonymous, on April 3, 2008 06:59:25
Yes, Todd, when Jessica dumps Justin, she will be all yours. Provided you've completed a sex change by then.
By Rosie O'Face, on April 3, 2008 07:13:09
HATERS!!! that was great!! Its been in him forever!!! I loved it!! he is TOO CUTE!!!
By Mrs. Timberlake, on April 3, 2008 07:59:00
It's always been my assertion that a closeted gay man will have a butch, horse-like girfriend with the acting chops of a hamster and a deeper voice than his own
By poops, on April 3, 2008 08:07:27
awesome side boob!
commence my erection lasting more than four hours now
By anonymous, on April 3, 2008 08:15:01
To everyone who complains that the video doesn't prove anything, that Justin singing country is no proof of anything, etc. etc: have you ever visited this site before? Really? I mean, sorry you were disappointed by the lack of hard-hitting journalism, but I come here to make fun of celebs. . .
By anonymous, on April 3, 2008 08:27:08
JT fans = closeted fairies
By anonymous, on April 3, 2008 09:04:47
Forget about his obvious homosexuality, can we now bust on him for the fact that he is utterly without talent?
By coolpapa, on April 3, 2008 09:54:19
Justine Timberlicker.
Giddy up.
By Vigilante, on April 3, 2008 10:43:32
JB is so hot it hurts.
By anonymous, on April 3, 2008 10:47:24
lance isnt secretly gay, its a known fact. he outed himself
Yes, we all read the same trash supermarket headlines. The reference was to Colin Farrell, dumbass. Re-read the sentence. If you can manage it.
By Hail the almighty comma., on April 3, 2008 11:00:24
To Hail the almight comma; never underestimate the power of the colon in this scenario.
By Arthur Gonad Doyle, on April 3, 2008 11:12:30
Young straight men don't talk about being "sexy" unless they are Latino. You'll also notice that there is not a single hetero man in the world who enjoys the so-called music of Justin Timberlake, and straight men usually make music that's appealing to other men, since they're coming from the same place, generally share the same mindset, etc. But no sane, straight man goes around thinking let alone singing, "I'm bringing sexy back," only male hairdressers would utter such idiotic words.
Has the world learned nothing from George Michael?
By anonymous, on April 3, 2008 11:50:10
I'm a hetero and I'm single, and I like Timberlake's music.
By anonymous, on April 3, 2008 12:09:56
12:09:56 get ready for a life of permanent bachelorhood.
Oh, and, 11:00:24 if you're gonna rag on 22:31:26 for not reading your comment right you might've tried actually writing your comment correctly in the first place. "Who I hear is also secretly gay." Isn't a sentence.
Dumbass.
By anonymous, on April 3, 2008 12:36:49
I'm a hetero and I'm single, and I like Timberlake's music.
Translation:
I'm gay, I have a cat and live with my mother, I have bad taste.
By coolpapa, on April 3, 2008 12:53:39
He'd have to be to be dating Jessica Biel, she's more masculine than he is.
By anonymous, on April 3, 2008 13:54:35
bai bai bai
By anonymous, on April 3, 2008 14:16:04
Don't believe the hype! He has one good song or two, that's all.
By anonymous, on April 3, 2008 14:33:12
>Don't believe the hype! He has one good song or two, that's all.
I never understood the hype. No talent little poof.
By Donkey Punch, on April 3, 2008 14:44:32
they removed the video!!!!
By anonymous, on April 3, 2008 15:17:29
How JT has ANY Hip-Hop street cred is beyond me. So obviously a poser.
By side3, on April 3, 2008 15:26:08
Justin is the man. Anybody that calls him gay can continue to jerk off to his girlfriend while he fucks her 'fo real dis time'. He is so fine don't be jealous guys!
By lala, on April 3, 2008 22:58:39
22:58:39 = 12 years old and living in the projects.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 08:17:03
Justin's not gay, but his Momager from hell sure stoked all those rumors by making him dress - and perform - like he did on the video.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 09:07:46
Is it possible there two Justin Timberlakes in this world? As I don't see any resemblance at all.
By denise, on April 4, 2008 09:41:02
Be careful 8:17 you're claws are showing.
By lala, on April 4, 2008 10:21:09
"you are claws are showing"
?
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 12:37:53
Who doesn't know he's gay ? Maybe he sucks off Tom Cruise. At least he is blowing his way up.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 15:22:47
No more so then his lesbian dyke girlfriend.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 15:27:14
Don't understand your fixation with her, she has a man-face like Jessica with a hot body.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 16:24:28
It's a given.Tea bagger all the way.
By juanbigone, on May 4, 2008 17:00:18
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