Katie Holmes is a Prisoner

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  1. Talk about fucking creepy!
    On Sunday night we traveled to the Soboba Casino to take in the Def Leppard show, being the 80s burn outs and hangers-on that we are.
    We exited SR 60 at Gilman Springs Road and proceeded toward the casino when on both sides of the road there were very large buildings, one of them a castle seemingly under contruction then another compound with what appears to be a full scale Sailing ship, complete with video surveillance and all.There was a series of dorm style buildings with bright blue tile roofs. There is also a cathedral with the CoS logo in stained glass. We joked that it was the CoS stronghold.

    Just fucking great, one more notch of creepiness on the belt of the IE. But hey, in these parts, Hemet and San Jacinto are at the bottom of the barrel anyway, so go figure. If this little stunt doesnt make Katie Holmes fake her own death then she just doesnt fucking get it.

    By Grace Yip, live in the IE, on April 30, 2008 11:46:11

  2. be careful katie! they are clearly trying to lisa mcpherson your ass.

    By Anonymous, on April 30, 2008 11:46:50

  3. was that 1st comment in English? WTF are you talking about

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2008 11:48:01

  4. freaks... seriously how the hell did Katie Holmes allow herself to be dragged into this mess? Talk about brianwashing... yuck

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2008 11:48:45

  5. Anyone want to join me in "Plan Katie Liberation" (PKL)?

    First we need to make up some authentic looking badges identifying ourselves as Secret Scientologist Grand Poobahs. Then we bust and and grab Katie, flashing everyone our badges and saying we have orders to take her directly to Platinum Base for extensive super-high-level auditing, by orders of L. Ron himself from beyond the grave, err, I mean on the mothership.

    Ok, maybe there's a few details to be worked out still...

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2008 11:49:54

  6. is tommie part austrian?

    By dodo, on April 30, 2008 11:51:47

  7. 11:46 - she'll only get "Lisa McPherson-ed" if she doesn't learn to behave! Ve haf our vays... Anyone who knows anything about $cientology shouldn't be surprised by this revelation. They are a dangerous cult and will stop at nothing to keep their people quiet.

    By nanster, on April 30, 2008 11:52:55

  8. PKL sounds like a good plan LOL

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2008 11:53:50

  9. Katie wouldn't be the first person to die at Gold Base.

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2008 11:54:42

  10. hey nanster--clearly katie is NOT behaving, which is why they brought her to Gold in the first place. re-read the article and brush up on your clam knowledge, okay?

    By Anonymous, on April 30, 2008 11:56:39

  11. was that 1st comment in English? WTF are you talking about

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2008 11:48:01

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    What the fuck? What dont you understand? The place is a massive fucking fortress in an area of the Inland Empire that is known for tweekers, murderers, body dumps and meth labs, an oasis described in some detail. The irony of the whole fucking trip is that we passed by this fucking place and didnt even realize the shit going on behind the gate, described in the post about Katie Holmes and the CoS, or Church of Scientology. Fuck, what do you want me to do, explain it in terms a fucking kindergartner can understand? Did you read anything preceeding the fucking post? Do I have to do every fucking thing? Now you have upset me.

    By Grace Yip, in the Fucking Inland Empire, on April 30, 2008 11:59:15

  12. Ah, the old depriving them of food and water to weaken their will trick. I wonder if Tommy and David are sharing a bed at Gold Base while Katie's in her cell.

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2008 11:59:57

  13. 11:56, you obviously know so much more about this than I do. I humbly bow in your presence. It's really a shame you don't get my humor.

    By nanster, on April 30, 2008 12:02:15

  14. Hey, Grace Yip, you know they take pictures of the license plates of every car that drives by their compound, right? Watch your ass, girlfriend.

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2008 12:02:57

  15. Seriously though....when Katie kills herself, will Tom Cruise be held liable?

    By justin, on April 30, 2008 12:05:48

  16. wow - free katie.

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2008 12:11:07

  17. This place is the new Area 51.

    By silver_viper, on April 30, 2008 12:12:19

  18. Who the fuck would ever join the CoS? They make Rev. Wright Jr. look like an innocent alter boy!

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2008 12:16:52

  19. i though scientology was just wierd, and had silly beliefs, i had no idea they wanted to kill as well. they really are a religion

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2008 12:20:14

  20. And 12:20:14 makes the usual anti-religion jibes required in any post about the Scienobots, no matter how weird or bizarre.

    Seriously it is bloody creepy that these people have their own little prison/torture fortress out in the desert. Isn't there some law against that? Short of assraping random people with gourds, what bizarre things come next?

    Anyway I think I know what'll happen. Katie will vanish for a few weeks, then come back with a new crazed grin and babbling the praises of Scientology. The brainwashing will weaken over time... a long time, since her brain is so tiny... and then she'll either die to make room for a new beard or she'll be painstaking rebrainwashed.

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2008 12:49:07

  21. Hey nanster--you really should brush up on your "clam knowledge." Perhaps Red Lobster would be a good place to start? Unless 11:56:39 has a better suggestion...

    By M.S. Quaker, on April 30, 2008 12:56:18

  22. "clam" is a pet-name for Scientologists. LRH claimed humans evolved from clams - or something like that.

    More here:

    http://www.xenu.net/clam_faq.html

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2008 13:00:36

  23. I have it on good word from a friend who works at Dreamworks that absolutely EVERYONE in Hollyweird knows that Tom Cruise:

    a) is queerer than a 3-dollar bill;
    b) has been having a 15-year relationship with his male personal assistant;
    c) Mimi Rogers divorced him - and stated publicly - because he couldn't give her a kid, making Suri SO not his;
    d) really did hold "auditions" for actresses to play his real-life wife and that Katie is the only one who passed because she was so infatuated with him and the deal she entered into included becoming a Scientologist (Nicole refused to, so instant divorce.)

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2008 13:01:07

  24. So...if I'm reading this correctly...Katie wanted to go off to NYC and they incarcerated her for it? Subjected her to marathon auditing sessions?

    Despite what these Scientolotwits would have you believe, they do subscribe to a form of psychiatry. Auditing and "confession sessions" don't seem any different to me than what I imagine therapy to be. It's therapy at the end of a gun, mind you, but still a form of therapy. But isn't therapy designed to suss out the root of a psychological problem?

    Why is free will such a threat to these people? Because they know they're a sham? Are they ashamed of themselves? Looks like they probably should be.

    FREE KATIE!

    By Vigilante, on April 30, 2008 13:12:37

  25. Let's see, secretive "religious" group off by themselves cut off from society. Teachings and worship practices out of the mainstream. Living communally in dorms. Women kept under control by their "husbands". Kids of questionable parentage. Didn't the Government raid these people? Oh,wait! Rich and powerful celebrities! That must make it okay...

    By Holden Magroin, on April 30, 2008 13:38:12

  26. Reading through the site you linked to, it looks like Katie was sent to the "RPF" Rehabilitation Project Force at their "Gold Base".

    http://www.lermanet.com/scientology/gulags/postscript.htm

    Pretty interesting reading actually. Thanks for the link!

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2008 13:55:39

  27. Meh. Who cares. She made her bed, she can sleep in it. $3 million a year, brother.

    By Fred, on April 30, 2008 14:23:33

  28. I agree with Fred. Chick should've read the fine print on the contract she signed, in order to be a part of the Tom Cruise Hollywod Machine.

    Katie, my sympathy for you is at OT Zero!

    By teammlr1, on April 30, 2008 15:06:01

  29. SCA-RYYYY.

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2008 15:25:56

  30. This be some funny

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2008 15:38:32

  31. I'd rather be there than on the ship, Freewinds, which apparently is full of asbestos according to Radar Online.

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2008 15:56:34

  32. Fred and teammlr1, have a heart. I don't weep for rich spoiled celebs either, but pre-robot Katie seemed like a nice, sweet, naive kid. She seems like she got in over her head, by a lot. Not only that, but now she's got this little daughter that they can threaten to steal from her.

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2008 16:29:02

  33. Dude, Def leopard fucking rocks.

    By Willa Dodge, on April 30, 2008 16:51:34

  34. If you look closely at the picture of Gold posted in the main article, you can see the tree and circular track that David Miscavige's prisoners are forced to run around 12 hours a day, every day.

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2008 17:17:15

  35. "Freewinds" that sounds like a bunch of farts to me.

    By Kumquat, on April 30, 2008 17:19:32

  36. 1-Iagree witheveryon.
    2) Gracenip, if you saw what you said,RUN!! Change lic. plates. Your post was clear to understand. Every word.
    3) What DON"T TOM JUST GIVE KATIE A LOBOTOMY! This would save a lot of time and energy and angst on both their parts.
    4)Scientoly fiction ,whateverthefuck it is called is WEIRD. Crazy stuff.
    4) Anything in secret or secret is a "problem, weird, or something."
    5) That place looks scary in the middle of the western deserts somewhere.

    By Geezpeez, on April 30, 2008 17:47:54

  37. I forgot what number....but....
    * Kaite Holmes SOLD her life to Tom for tens of millions of dollars and for her daughter. If she leaves him, she WILL NOT be allowed Suri. Ask Nicole Kidman. Katie can leave him when Suri reaches 18 yrs. of age. Ask Nicole. I do fault Nicole Kidman .Be damn if I were her if I would see my kids every time Scientology says their space ship landed on their science fictional planet.LOL!!!
    * Anybody here ever saw that move,
    THE HILLS HAVE EYES? Look at the scene where this place and if you dare, go watch that movie. It is creepy...the movie , the desert in the western states and these Sciotology freaks.

    By Geezpeez, on April 30, 2008 18:04:40

  38. Here's what to do.
    1. Out every Scientologist they you can find.
    2. Boycott any business that they are involved with.
    3. Dry up the soutce of money.
    4. No bucks no buch rogers.

    By jacobin, on April 30, 2008 19:07:23

  39. My grandmother lives North of Hemet, and when I was a kid we drove through Hemet once, when they were first building the compound. It's fenced in with high wrought-iron fences. Even then everyone knew it was for a cult.

    On the same topic of Scientology... once my mom had a conference to attend in Hollywood. During an afternoon break, she wandered by one of the Scientology centers where they entice you with their "Personality Test." She (was stupid) and went in... She gave them a fake name and fake address, (she's not too stupid)... and a couple weeks later she got something in the mail about taking another test... they had found her!!! That scared the crap out of me.

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2008 19:14:33

  40. She just needs a good spanking.

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2008 19:49:57

  41. Scary thing is - it's going to be them and the cockroaches that are left after we blow ourselves up.

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2008 20:56:51

  42. You can find a close up of gold base if you use Microsoft Maps. They even have the birds eye view!

    Here's a link to the pirate ship. Arrrr!

    http://maps.live.com/default.aspx?v=2&FORM=LMLTCP&cp=pn53g957hz7n&style=b&lvl=1&tilt=-90&dir=0&alt=-1000&scene=12009869&phx=0&phy=0&phscl=1&encType=1

    By anonymous, on April 30, 2008 22:51:35

  43. thats not even Katie.
    Katie is held captive inside some volcano somewhere.
    the replicant Katie is just getting a tuneup.

    By ZORG from gnord, on May 1, 2008 00:42:12

  44. is tommie part austrian?
    By dodo, on April 30, 2008 11:51:47


    I laughed :D

    But seriously, $cientology is f'ed up. It's a horrible, abusive cult spewed forth from the drug-addled mind of psychopathic megalomaniac. Unfortunately once that psychopathic megalomaniac died (in hiding from the government and pumped up to the eyeballs on psychotropic drugs), the cult found another psychopath to take the helm, David Miscavige.

    (ever wonder why $cienos don't like psychiatrists? ;))

    By anonymous, on May 1, 2008 01:23:00

  45. She made her bed, now she has to sleep in it. Fool.

    By anonymous, on May 1, 2008 06:39:42

  46. Don't really give a shit about what happens with her. She was old enough to know better. She wanted to become Nicole Kidman #2 (fame, Oscar, $$$). I'm no fan of Nicole Kidman but Katie Holmes is untalented, homely looking, and a golddigger. She turned her back on her Catholic faith for the name "Cruise". She's getting what she deserves!

    By anonymous, on May 1, 2008 06:44:06

  47. M.S. Quaker - great suggestion! I think we should meet there at 5:00 for happy hour and have a couple of bloody marys and some clams on the half shell. Then why don't we share our thoughts on how 11:56:39 and 13:00:36 don't seem to understand subtle humor. Anyone else care to join us?

    By nanster, on May 1, 2008 07:19:59

  48. On one hand, I do feel a little sorry for her....on the other hand, her kid gets a six-figure birthday party, and next week, my kids will be getting happy meals and a trip to Baskin Robbins for theirs, so, maybe not....

    By anonymous, on May 1, 2008 08:55:20

  49. 13:00:36 was obviously just explaining the "clam" term for people who may not know what it means.

    I think you both should stop claiming to be funny when you're not.

    By anonymous, on May 1, 2008 08:58:34

  50. Great point, 08:55. Anyone who would spend 6 figues on a 2 year old's birthday party should be shot. Hopefully, your kids will grow up well-adjusted and without a sense of entitlement because they weren't spoiled rotten like celebu-spawn Suri.

    By anonymous, on May 1, 2008 08:59:16

  51. Thanks for the clarification, 8:58 - you defended yourself very nicely.

    By nanster, on May 1, 2008 09:02:41

  52. Re: "nanster" 08:58:34 here. I was just getting bored with reading you coming back only to whine about how funny you are and no one gets you. Your first comment wasn't even humorous, but you won't shut up about it. You weren't funny. Lisa McPherson died AFTER she was "not behaving" and was sent to the hotel of death for her "punishment," so you didn't make sense, so that's why that other person corrected you. You sound like you don't know what you're talking about so people helped clarify. Stop taking it so personally. Let it go! Jeez

    By anonymous, on May 1, 2008 09:16:55

  53. this is the saddest couple i have ever seen...
    he is an a.hole he thinks he can control everything because of his scientology mind games and because he has a ton of money!
    I hate that guy!

    By anonymous, on May 1, 2008 10:05:34

  54. I doubt she's doing all the slave labor the people in the RPF do, but I don't doubt she's getting re-programmed with all the auditing sessions. She's probably been separated from Suri too.

    By anonymous, on May 1, 2008 10:05:57

  55. nanster--It's on. I love their cheesy biscuits! Clams for everyone.

    8:58:34 is not invited. If they type that much in a response, they are never going to shut up once they gat a few drinks in them!

    By M.S. Quaker, on May 1, 2008 10:50:54

  56. Red Lobster is for people with no money who can't afford good seafood. Did the Co$ take all your money?

    By pity, on May 1, 2008 10:54:05

  57. Wow she used to look so young and vibrant. In those pictures she looks 40+ years old! FREE KATIE!

    By anonymous, on May 1, 2008 11:51:56

  58. freak shit katie doesn't go to this camp, it's for the sea org member pay 36 cents a day!
    she the bitch celeb go to the celebrity center, she is pampered and have her slave to do her free massages, fuck her, don't feel sorry for that bitch a bit!

    By anonymous, on May 1, 2008 14:50:31

  59. What's with the sunglasses-at-night routine? It's not like they're trying to hide their identities. We all know how much Gayboy loves the limelight, so he wouldn't want to disguise himself and chance not being noticed. Could it be that Katie just maybe possibly couldn't manage to leave the house without something to cover her eyes to keep us all from seeing the terrible desperation? And it would look dumb and weird if he didn't wear sunglasses too? So they decided to both wear sunglasses even though it's night and they want to be recognized? Could that be it? I think I should be hired on that show where they figure out murders and stuff. Forensics Files or one of them. I would be really good on that show.

    Except I can't figure out why Katie Holmes is dressed up as Happy Rockefeller, so maybe I wouldn't be so good on that show after all.

    By Little Miss Sunshine, on May 1, 2008 17:52:23

  60. She must not have even half a brain, because she is sharing her Tom's brain now.

    By anonymous, on May 1, 2008 22:11:30

  61. All I have to say is that if any of the stuff about tom pushing katie into the whole scientology thing is true and turning her into a robot. I feel very sorry for her, but if its not true, which none of us know for a fact. We should just leave them alone, stop spreading rumers and get on with our own lives and stay out of theirs.

    By anonymous, on May 2, 2008 07:14:44

  62. that's a hell of a site you linked to
    Scientology is even worse than I thought

    By anonymous, on May 3, 2008 16:13:50

  63. its actually becoming pretty disgusting to know this happens in the good ole u.s.a.,lets hope saturday may 10 has the biggest turn out ever.its truly sad.and not remotley funny.

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2008 09:06:11

  64. By anonymous, on May 4, 2008 20:23:04

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