34 Comments:

• I honestly feel bad for the poor kid (Katie). Looking forward to her tell-all book and very special appearance on Oprah - maybe sometime around 2012?

  By Rick Sparks, on April 16, 2008 09:28:24

• Poor Katie. Being a millionaire stepford wife does have its downfalls.

  By danni, on April 16, 2008 09:31:50

• "Be careful what you wish for", eh, Katie? HA!

  By piedlourde, on April 16, 2008 09:46:02

• What the hell hapened to this chick? Oh yeah, Tom Cruise.

  By anonymous, on April 16, 2008 09:47:03

• Great commentary, Todd. Still funny, but also truthful and kind of... sad in a way, when you think of what has happened to her life.

  By anonymous, on April 16, 2008 09:51:49

• wow she looks TERRIBLE. she looks sick.

  By anonymous, on April 16, 2008 09:55:51

• I wonder how her upcoming scientolgy bashing video will compare to Jason Beghe's.

  By Troy, on April 16, 2008 10:00:31

• Kate, don't you know that I would use all of my power to prevent something like that from happening?

  By T. C., on April 16, 2008 10:21:24

• It's pretty simple. She's screwed.

  By Kate, on April 16, 2008 10:40:39

• BTW- what happened to all that "Tom Cruise has made my life" and "Its an honor calling him husband" garbage?
  
  And if Suri is a strong woman, she can make her own decisions.

  By Kate, on April 16, 2008 10:41:57

• That sicko cult owns her kid. She will never get custody if she splits from her little midget. That kid is doomed to a life of being brainwashed.

  By anonymous, on April 16, 2008 10:43:30

• Run, Katie, Run! Not that she'll find a real man on Broadway. Those Broadway boys tend to keep to their own gender, if you know what I mean. On second thought, maybe that's how Katie rolls. She may have the dreaded F-- Hag Syndrome.

  By teammlr1, on April 16, 2008 10:54:42

• Go Katie! Take that baby and NEVER LOOK BACK! Leave the country and hide.

  By anonymous, on April 16, 2008 10:58:08

• Can't blame the girl, if under a moment of insanity i'd married that dushbag, then i would leave the country and start again, or contact those thetans and ask for tom to be permanently removed to a galaxy far far away.

  By pity is useless, move it girl!!!, on April 16, 2008 11:06:39

• stepford wives are not allowed to think, she needs to be reprogramed immediately!

  By buddha00man, on April 16, 2008 11:22:51

• 'resume her acting career'
  
  hahahahaha. good luck with that. sorry, got no sympathy for her or the father that pimped her out for millions.

  By nona, on April 16, 2008 12:13:53

• Yeah all that sounds terrible and everything, but...the truth is, she misses cock. And every time she tries to cheat with one of the bodyguards, it tastes like her husband's ass.

  By anonymous, on April 16, 2008 12:22:49

• I'd say: if you have to ditch your kid to get away, ditch it. It's better that just one life gets ruined (which it will be) than having two life's ruined.. ohh and I'm not even considering the life of PsychoTom worth saving. For Christ sake, over here in Europe we send sicko's like that to jail, and we are usualy the liberal ones, not america. USA really need to crack down on these sicko cults.

  By European, on April 16, 2008 12:42:54

• I'd say: if you have to ditch your kid to get away, ditch it. It's better that just one life gets ruined (which it will be) than having two life's ruined.. ohh and I'm not even considering the life of PsychoTom worth saving. For Christ sake, over here in Europe we send sicko's like that to jail, and we are usualy the liberal ones, not america. USA really need to crack down on these sicko cults.

  By European, on April 16, 2008 12:43:00

• When you're paid $3 million to be somebody's wife, I can imagine that certain expectations would be placed on you.
  
  Yeah. Bitch can't back out now. You can't have it both ways, honey. Women never understand.

  By Druigpoller, on April 16, 2008 13:23:50

• 10:41 - actually I have cousins who grew up in a cult, and they have no chance whatsoever of getting out. They've been brainwashed from day 1, like Suri, but they'll never recognize or understand that.
  
  Hope Katie gets out. I'm no fan of hers, but I hate scientology far more so I'd love for them to lose one of their high profile members.

  By anonymous, on April 16, 2008 13:27:03

• I dont see any truth to this matter. TC and KH are made for each other. *jus kiddin
  
  

  By anonymous, on April 16, 2008 14:02:56

• A galaxy far, far away...somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse...
  
  Anyone else get the irony of what she's wearing? Prison stripes and canary yellow?
  
  Jailbird?
  

  By Vigilante, on April 16, 2008 14:17:38

• You know you have trouble making good choices when the whole world says ' I told you so' in unison when you break up with someone.

  By anonymous, on April 16, 2008 15:18:04

• it's "douchebag"

  By anonymous, on April 16, 2008 16:21:08

• Run bitch, run for your life!!!

  By Dave Chappelle, on April 16, 2008 16:37:43

• FREEBIRD!

  By LS, on April 16, 2008 17:20:19

• Tom Cruise and Scientology arranged this marriage and they won't give up their "star child" so easily.
  
  L. Ron Hubbard's sperm wasn't frozen just so some stupid actress can run off with the result of their arrangement.

  By Donkey Punch, on April 16, 2008 22:11:32

• .
  
  
  What's the difference between her & a Fundamentalist Mormon living on a Texas polygamist compound???
  
  NOTHING!!!
  
  
  .

  By anonymous, on April 17, 2008 02:01:19

• Sorry I'm just not feeling bad for the stupid bitch..
  This is 2008..people have free will...she can come and go anytime she wants.
  Tom is a dwarf, she can take him.
  If she had an ounce of feeling for her baby she'd get her the hell out of that cult before it's too late.
  

  By anonymous, on April 17, 2008 04:38:49

• The problem is that scientology has goons that will do anything to protect the cult.
  
  For instance a well known critic of the Scientology was found dead. Not hard to figure out what lengths they will go to with their "fair game" policy of crushing opponents.

  By Donkey Punch, on April 17, 2008 08:08:32

• @04:38: Yep, it is hard to feel sympathy for her. She chose her husband, and there's no excuse for her not knowing about how evil $cientology is before marrying the control freak.

  By catman, on April 17, 2008 08:50:01

• I can't believe you guys missed the real story.
  
  She is shopping for BALLS . look at pic 4 +5

  By anonymous, on April 18, 2008 07:17:01

• Too bad for Katie Holmes!I have absolutely no sympathy for her.She wanted to marry this insane dweeb named Tom Cruise, so get used to being an ordered around bitch! And by the way Katie, you need talent to perform on Broadway! Greggo

  By Greggo, on April 18, 2008 19:18:46