OH! Oh oh...I know! I know why her nips are so puffy!
Before a photo shoot, some chicks like to put a chemical peel on their nipples (drugstore AHA will do the trick). It gives the effect of fresh, juicy, rosy areolas. Except when it's left on too long, then you get puffy nipples.
Still, puffy nipples are better than wrinkly nipples.
And now, realizing where I am, I must tell you that to reveal how I know this would mean I would have to kill you all. Which I would do gladly if not for the fact that it is, in fact, illegal.
Never thought I'd say this, but her face looks a lot better frozen in that dead-eyed 'come hither' way in the photos than it does when she moves her mouth in the video...
Her boobs are real, and they are amazing. I'm keeping this picture to take with me when I get mine done some day. I didn't listen to the song, I'm sure it reeked of suck.
27 Comments:
Leave Your CommentThis sounds exactly like everything Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan have put on CD. Talentless shit.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2008 12:40:59
she can sing whatever she wants. hottest girl on this page!
By anonymous, on April 28, 2008 12:53:23
I came in my pants a little.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2008 13:03:53
^ We don't care.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2008 13:04:59
She got the nicest pair of tits!
By anonymous, on April 28, 2008 13:20:54
Sweet Jesus, those are some melons.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2008 13:22:05
With tits like that, she can mumble the names off the phone book for all I care.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2008 13:30:24
She's got Wonky Eye! WONK WONK!
By Vigilante, on April 28, 2008 13:34:01
She's teh hotness.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2008 13:35:18
why are her nips so damn puffy?
By anonymous, on April 28, 2008 13:49:35
I say GOTT DAYUM those nipples are bigger than my head.
By Bridge for Sale, on April 28, 2008 13:55:45
OH! Oh oh...I know! I know why her nips are so puffy!
Before a photo shoot, some chicks like to put a chemical peel on their nipples (drugstore AHA will do the trick). It gives the effect of fresh, juicy, rosy areolas. Except when it's left on too long, then you get puffy nipples.
Still, puffy nipples are better than wrinkly nipples.
And now, realizing where I am, I must tell you that to reveal how I know this would mean I would have to kill you all. Which I would do gladly if not for the fact that it is, in fact, illegal.
(Cough) She still has wonky nips.
NEXT!
By Vigilante, on April 28, 2008 14:17:25
tiny nips with mongoloid areolas are sick. Even *I* wouldn't chew on them. I'm known through out the land for my low standards.
By insignificunt, on April 28, 2008 14:28:12
Keeley Hazell is a Singer
I hear she hums most of her tunes.
By Fred, on April 28, 2008 14:55:50
Some nips just look like that. Calm down and enjoy her boobs. They are quite nice for being so large on a woman with such a tiny frame.
By Alicia, on April 28, 2008 15:40:13
AHahah... well said, reminds me of that loser Tila Nguyen/Tequila who's been trying too hard to be known for something other than a skank.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2008 15:57:44
Never thought I'd say this, but her face looks a lot better frozen in that dead-eyed 'come hither' way in the photos than it does when she moves her mouth in the video...
By anonymous, on April 28, 2008 16:30:53
I hate implant scars more than I hate uneven, misshapen, flat breasts. Keep away from the "doctor" if you don't mind, ladies.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2008 17:06:52
She's teh hotness.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2008 13:35:18
anyone who uses 'teh hotness' needs to shoot themselves in 'teh hed'!!!
By anonymous, on April 28, 2008 19:30:37
"anyone who uses 'teh hotness' needs to shoot themselves in 'teh hed'!!!"
Welcome to the board sweety. "teh hotness" is a popular term here.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2008 19:58:53
fuck no that shit sucks ass just shut the fuck up and show your tits thats all you need to do don't try to "sing" you suck at it
By Don't sing, on April 28, 2008 23:05:13
Nice tits, but she needs to fill out the rest of her scrawny frame. She's so boney it makes her tits look fake.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2008 07:15:17
No, she is teh titness, D.A.
By Teh Coolness, on April 29, 2008 07:15:17
Her boobs are real, and they are amazing. I'm keeping this picture to take with me when I get mine done some day. I didn't listen to the song, I'm sure it reeked of suck.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2008 12:37:26
Those tits look deformed and fake. I like ones that are more natural and nice to look at, not inflated cow tits with burnt nipples.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2008 13:37:32
What, she's got tetanus?
By Fred, on April 29, 2008 16:02:26
No, she has titanus.
By Harry Root, on April 30, 2008 09:18:40
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