34 Comments:

• Nice - I have now totally forgotten that People magazine has no fucking clue what men want.

  By anonymous, on April 30, 2008 20:55:14

• Boobs.

  By anonymous, on April 30, 2008 20:56:25

• This may be the most beautiful woman that I have ever laid eyes on. I think she just tripled my sperm count.

  By anonymous, on April 30, 2008 21:01:47

• meh

  By anonymous, on April 30, 2008 21:27:54

• Who is Keeley Hazell and why is the sight of her naked body making a tent in my pants?
  

  By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on April 30, 2008 22:15:03

• boring she keeps showing her boobs in every magazine is time for her to spread her legs and stop teasing

  By spread your legs KEELEY, on April 30, 2008 23:05:23

• I don't even know who this broad is. she's way cute though.

  By anonymous, on May 1, 2008 00:14:36

• Yeah but can she cook?

  By anonymous, on May 1, 2008 04:05:07

• What a twosome!

  By Pony P. Pony, on May 1, 2008 04:14:03

• Wow, she is exquisite. This is coming from a chick. I think she is DEFINITELY what the average American guy would prefer. Every guy I talked to at work just laughed when I said, "Keeley Hazell or Kate Hudson?" They were like, "Are you fucking serious?" People magazine is a celebrity ass-kissing rag. Who still reads that shit?

  By anonymous, on May 1, 2008 05:41:44

• Meh. Big tits and all, but a beautiful face would be a lot better.

  By anonymous, on May 1, 2008 05:45:47

• Those are nice tits.
  
  And they're real.
  
  God bless real titties.

  By anonymous, on May 1, 2008 05:46:09

• Those are perfect boobs.

  By Yams, on May 1, 2008 06:37:52

• Now THAT'S a set of tits.

  By skeeter, on May 1, 2008 06:40:23

• She is teh hotness.

  By anonymous, on May 1, 2008 07:56:11

• those could be the greatest tits around

  By anonymous, on May 1, 2008 09:14:03

• yes great tits is time for her to show her pussy now

  By anonymous, on May 1, 2008 09:16:07

• Rack-tastic! Beautiful boobs forgive all, even lousy singing.

  By teammlr1, on May 1, 2008 10:07:49

• meh her tits always look kinda wonky to me...
  
  rest of the body is nice though

  By anonymous, on May 1, 2008 10:14:46

• eh just another big breasted woman who does nothing in life other than show her tits... we have plenty of those in America- they're called strippers
  
  nothin special, face isnt even that great

  By anonymous, on May 1, 2008 10:18:25

• Has Prince Harry given her the royal scepter yet?

  By silver_viper, on May 1, 2008 10:28:17

• "Nuts" magazine. Subtle.
  
  Her face usually looks hella wonky. Not too bad here.

  By M.S. Quaker, on May 1, 2008 11:07:09

• I'm moving to the UK. They grow the most beautiful women over there. That is all.

  By hot dayummmmmm!!!!!!!!!!, on May 1, 2008 11:30:30

• Guffaw! The UK has the most beautiful women????? You, sir, need to travel more. They are notoriously ugly.

  By anonymous, on May 1, 2008 11:52:46

• What is that 80's song that her name reminds me of...big wierdsong, Kathy Griffin made fun of Clay Aiken for doing it in concert...someone MUST help me..the name of the song reminds me of "Keely Hazel" or however you spell this whore's name...

  By M, on May 1, 2008 12:46:21

• Sorry 11:52:46, but I'll have to disagree. I live in England and the place is full of pretty stunning women, and not just in London but almost everywhere and in the most unexpected places. Unfortunately, I can't say the same for back home in the States. I'm always shocked by how few good looking girls there are whenever I go back and how badly they dress, even if they're attractive. Just not feminine.

  By Fred, on May 1, 2008 16:43:02

• WhO??????

  By anonymous, on May 1, 2008 16:50:18

• 16:43:02 I totally agree with you. I live in Florida and see girls from all over the world vacationing and I gotta say I love me some British "Crumpet" Hot!!!!!!

  By bum, on May 1, 2008 17:02:43

• Sorry, English girls aren't beatiful. They are a group of lot of averagely good looking women. Not a lot of stunners, not a lot of uggos. I will give the British props for still appreciating a natural woman and not having as much plastic surgery pressure (face-wise) as America. That does give their women a very refreshing quality. They are comfortable in their skin, and that's probably what makes them more attractive. IMO, attitude can really make or break a deal. American girls are kinda self absorbed, which is a turn off.
  
  And I'm sorry 16:43:02, but British girls dress horribly. they all dress like kate moss. that's original. and they're not all thin enough to pull it off.
  
  America may have fewer great looking girls, but when a girl is good looking, she's much better than the english standard.
  
  Keely Hazel doesn't do it for me. She's pretty but in a sweet way, not sexy, but I'm a girl, so maybe I have different standards in faces, and for sure clothes. Ick to English fashion. They only good thing they've done recently is riding boots.

  By anonymous, on May 1, 2008 17:24:26

• "TASTE the rainbow!!!"....mmmmm

  By I love Skittles, on May 1, 2008 17:27:22

• A 5 in NYC is a 10 in London. Fact.

  By m, on May 2, 2008 06:49:36

• Many girls in NYC aren't American. Fact.

  By n, on May 2, 2008 14:11:29

• Anybody notice in the standing shot that the vertical line behind her is skewed in indicating the warp brush from photoshop was used to narrow her hips?

  By anonymous, on May 4, 2008 05:23:59

• have you seen her face when its not photoshopped? it is extremely average.

  By anonymous, on May 4, 2008 18:31:59