30 Comments:

• She has acne on her back (back-ne), BAD. I can't say how I know this. Overall she looks much better in pictures.

  By thebig28, on April 23, 2008 09:39:22

• I don't see what the big deal about her is. She's a butterface with big tits, who up until recently was fucking Billy Zane....Personally, I think she's a loser and I'm glad she finally wised up and dumped old Billy.

  By anonymous, on April 23, 2008 09:47:45

• her stomach is rad. when i stop being so fat, that is the stomach i want.

  By anonymous, on April 23, 2008 10:07:53

• Kudos, Todd. That was the funniest thing I've read all morning. (If I was drinking something, I might have choked and did one of those spit take things.) Good luck with the powerball.

  By Santos, on April 23, 2008 10:16:05

• Hey, leave Billy alone. He's a cool dude.

  By Hansel, on April 23, 2008 10:38:29

• outta my way Zane

  By Derek, on April 23, 2008 10:50:50

• That face really ruins it. That ugly, horsey british face.
  
  If I was a british dude, I would fucking move to the US in a second...girls go crazy for those accents, even on the ugliest fucking dudes, and the chicks in england don't even compare....

  By m, on April 23, 2008 10:52:39

• Re: chick with a machine gun pose- it's crap unless
  it's a stock photo of Patti Hearst takin' one for the S.L.A. !

  By Vigilante's Left Labia, on April 23, 2008 11:14:18

• um, billy is a hot piece, more like him letting him fuck her

  By anonymous, on April 23, 2008 11:14:45

• "She has acne on her back (back-ne), BAD. I can't say how I know this. Overall she looks much better in pictures."
  
  Shut up. Just shut up. "I can't say I know this"...you are so full of shit.

  By anonymous, on April 23, 2008 12:02:02

• I WOULD LIKE TO RUB ONE OUT RIGHT IN HER SOUP.............

  By JIMMYD, on April 23, 2008 12:08:54

• Well M, I'm an American guy and I'd love to move to England. I love English chicks, so if the English guys wanna come over here then they are more than welcome to have the the US girls.

  By saving up for my ticket to UK!, on April 23, 2008 12:13:56

• um, that's "rufies" Tod...you should now how to spell them if you're planning to slip them into Megan Fox's Red Bull...

  By anonymous, on April 23, 2008 13:02:42

• Sorry, but in those pics with her back to the camera it looks like someone photoshopped her face on pics of an old lady. Flat flabby ass and large drooping tits. Billy should secretly be elated.

  By anonymous, on April 23, 2008 13:06:09

• She wears cute little boots. That's good enough for me.

  By Damo, on April 23, 2008 13:27:03

• So that means those tits are up for grabs?

  By anonymous, on April 23, 2008 14:36:53

• Holy shit, Anus! Now my Labia are gettin' in on the game!
  
  What, are my genitals jealous that my mouth has been doing all the talking the last couple 'o days?
  
  Ahem.
  
  Billy: Call me.
  
  Kelly: You had your chance. I'm moving on.
  
  NEXT!
  
  

  By Vigilante, on April 23, 2008 14:55:19

• Poor Billy.

  By anonymous, on April 23, 2008 15:12:05

• "Nobody else is involved,...
  
  Right.
  
  Or disagreements over the wording of the pre-nup.

  By Fred, on April 23, 2008 15:34:32

• Why do celebs always say they remind close friends? That's bull and most of us know it. 42 and 28 is a huge different and that's the truth. Just wait until Demi Moore finds this out when she get's 50.

  By lkl, on April 23, 2008 16:26:02

• Anon 12:02,
  
  Why would I make that up? Please tell me. I'm dying to know why you think I would.
  
  My guess is you probably spend more time spanking your weasel to pictures of her than I do and I totally killed it for you. Am I right?

  By thebig28, on April 23, 2008 19:32:23

• Cellulite, cow tits that hang down to her waist (they do...look at the third pic) and a Dita-Von Tease-like ugly face. I'm supposed to be springing a boner over this? Someone clue me in here.
  
  Sorry, I live on South Beach in Miami. Tall, thin models with huge racks and gorgeous faces are everywhere. Any chick that walked around looking like this would be laughed at.

  By anonymous, on April 23, 2008 20:06:21

• Anon 13:02:42
  I've never even seen anyone spell it "rufies" until just now. "Roofies" is the generally accepted spelling...especially since it's short for "Rohypnol" so an abbreviation involving a "u" wouldn't really make sense.
  
  Anyway, this is longer than I intended it to be. In closing, shut the fuck up and stop trying to one-up Todd.

  By anonymous, on April 23, 2008 23:27:33

• 42 and 28 is not a huge difference so long as the man is the one who is older. Men mature much slower than women and women like having a guy around who isn't a complete immature clown and has a clue about life.

  By Erastes, on April 24, 2008 02:35:32

• To the guy in South Beach: Those women are fake. This is a real woman, and she is ALL woman!

  By yum!, on April 24, 2008 10:25:12

• I'd rather have Kelly Brook than those dark ugly Cuban girls and Puerto Rican girls from South Beach.

  By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 10:29:54

• @ April 24, 2008 10:25:12
  
  Kudos to you. Excellent point. You can't compare real with fake.

  By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 10:55:00

• Billy was once waaaaaay hotter than this chick will ever be. But that was a long time ago... Damn, he was gorgeous in Tombstone...

  By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 17:39:37

• She's 28? Man, she's over the hill. She should be glad that anyone would still be willing to marry her old ass. Billy should be elated that he can now go and chase a proper 20 yr old.

  By anonymous, on April 26, 2008 23:13:37

• "Damn, he was gorgeous in Tombstone..."
  
  Ummm, I'm pretty sure he was playing a homo

  By anonymous, on April 27, 2008 10:13:23