Ill be honest...I find Kelly to be very attractive...so to her being naked all the time (and for me watching Wayne's World again last night) SCHAAAAAA-WING!
Reality check: Kelly Clarkson ain't too shabby. She looks better than probably most women her age. Bangable, I'd say. Todd, you've gotta get your nose out of that Victoria's Secret catalog and take a walk down the street to see what women look like in the real world.
Great smile, flat stomach, good butt, legs are a little short. An upgrade to the chest would balance it out. Still... I don't want to see ANYONE naked all the time. Put it away love, we've seen it already.
I don't know about Wayne's World, but her bikini bottom reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Homer complains that all of his swimsuits are disappearing (into his giant asscrack).
Hey, whatever, she's not an underwear model, she's a singer, and she can flat out sing. That alone makes her more worthwhile person than Paris Herpes, et al. She's also not driving around LA drunk, in between bouts of banging paparazzi and showing her coochie to the public.
hmmm her albums sell pretty well so she could afford tons of surgery. if she doesn't opt for a boob job she needs to get some lipo off those thighs, butt, and arms to correct her proportion.
Besides having small tits...there is not much wrong with her. She looks like your average American girl...who just eats a little more than others. But hey, She has money so why not enjoy it!
Predictably, the posts are piling up, and so is the combined tonnage of those defending her.
She's fat. Put down your copies of "Eat Pray Love" and acknowledge that she is fat, and then look in the mirror and acknowledge that you are fat, and then go to the nearest gym and spend some quality time on the treadmill.
This country is going downhill, and a big reason for it a general lack of willpower and discipline, which is apparent in the increasing waist size in Americans.
She looks to me like a "little person" who might have a slight case of dwarfism. No amount of exercise can make her a taller and thinner person. She's short and stumpy like dwarfs are.
"I didn't want to be the one to tell him, but with those narrow hips, that girl couldn't have more than 6 or 7 children!" I wish Randy Quaid had a quote for some thunder thighs but I couldn't find it.
umm...what exactly is barf about having pigmentation to ones skin? kelly's unarractiveness is because she is borderline morbidly obese not because her skin is close to a certain tone
I saw a manatee in the wilds once that greatly resembled Kelly but couldn't sing quite so well. We tagged it and released it to the tune of I am the Walrus because Marlin was drunk. I knew I had seen those flippers somewhere.
"umm...what exactly is barf about having pigmentation to ones skin? kelly's unarractiveness is because she is borderline morbidly obese not because her skin is close to a certain tone
By anon, on April 24, 2008 11:59:39"
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I'd rather be "morbidly obese" than someone who has no reading comprehension skills and doesn't "get" the joke.
Who put that bikini on a giant pear? By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 12:34:52
That's probably the best word to describe her. Nothing on top and EVERYTHING on bottom. I honestly wouldn't call her fat. She isn't skinny, but she's not fat - I don't see love handles spilling over her bikini bottom like a waterfall of flesh. However, she has the most thunderous thighs i have EVER seen on a woman that isn't morbidly obese god damn.
Honestly I'd take Kelly naked anyday of the week. You can have your Nicole Sticky's, Paris Stilton's and the anorexic twins I mean Olsen. I'll be over at Kelly's while you stick your tongues to stripper poles. Luv ya
Reading between the lines it would appear that the negative nanny's really do like her but are ashamed to admit it.
She looks good no cellulite no rolls I've seen rolls hanging over on skinnier bitches cause their body shape sucked. Kelly has nice curves yes light on top but personally prefer that on shorter girls. Me likey Kelly.
here goes the debate again...it's not that people prefer anorexic sticks...it's that Kelly is fat.
Stop with the "this is a real girl blah blah" crap because even if that were true, it's unhealthy. Obesity is a widespread problem and it doesn't make it okay to be obese just because everyone else is. She also needs to put down the hot dog.
the people defending her are oblivious, in denial or have never met healthy, slender, attractive people -- which do exist
Dam smiling having fun sign me up for that. Whats her address. Lets see crabby J. Alba or cranky N. Richie or laughing fun loving Kelly, place your bets.
...and to the moron who said there's such a thing as too much nudity hasn't seen the right nudity. 'nuff said. NEXT!!!
I'm not a chubby chaser, but I like healthy looking women. I like ass, natural tits, nice hips and curves. I want my woman to look like she can be a good enough shape and size to nourish the babies I'm going to impregnate her with. I don't need a skeleton to starve my babies or fake tits to poison the babies that I want to be breast-fed. No thanks.
I can deal with the chunky caboose. I can deal with the tiny breastuses. But I cannot get over the fact that in the second picture she looks like Corky from 'Life Goes On'
You guys have got to be kidding me. She looks fine. Tits could be a little bigger, but I'd still hit that proudly on the hips and ass alone. You kids hold on to imaginary standards for a woman and I bet most of you haven't even seen pussy since ya mama spit you out.
Its not ok to be naked in front of people, unless its your husband or lover period. Other than that I do not want to see somebody naked. Not your family and not your friends. That is just plain nasty.
Her stomach is fine, her boobs are fine, her ass is fine, everything is FINE! She's toned, and has a big round bottom half. When did that become unacceptable for a woman? Everyone has a different idea of what their attracted to, but she is not obese. Deal with it, and stop thinking only woman like megan foxx are worthy of compliments. What's disgusting is how we view/treat woman. FUCK OFF, let her have some curves.
She looks normal, healthy and happy. And no she does not need implants! Why should she undergo major surgery to put foreign objects in her body so a bunch of freaks on the internet will find her body "balanced out" or deem her doable. Get fricken real.
15:36:06, you have to be delusional if you think that Kelly Clarkson is as "fat" as Kirstie Alley and Anna Nicole Smith. And all of the women you listed as "not fat" are actually very skinny. I'd hate to see your definition of skinny. I bet it's a skeleton that been rotting for 10 years. I think these images of women in the media are distorting reality for some people. A natural woman is not a hard body with plastic tits.
Jesus Christ!I never thought I'd say this,but, more pics of Paris!!I just hurled some very expensive booze!You'll be getting the bill... Somebody push that that poor whale back into the ocean.Sea world,where are you...
96 Comments:
Leave Your Commentwhat's a euphemism for barf?
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 09:15:23
If you get hips like that and no tits to go with them, you should be mad at God.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 09:22:04
damn can that chick eat look at that stuffing her fat face with a aub lol
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 09:25:19
LOL...Grimace. Fucking priceless.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 09:27:11
Ill be honest...I find Kelly to be very attractive...so to her being naked all the time (and for me watching Wayne's World again last night) SCHAAAAAA-WING!
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 09:27:58
generous, child-bearing hips...me likey
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 09:29:27
Her body wouldn't be that bad if she had some tits to go with that ass. I like ass on a woman, but I like tits too.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 09:31:56
Anon 09:31:56,
I agree. She needs some implants and she'll be just fine.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 09:34:43
Implants might help her chest, but ugly doesn't go away.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 09:39:34
She still has an ugly pig face and a big ugly nose, so implants won't help that.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 09:42:37
Reality check: Kelly Clarkson ain't too shabby. She looks better than probably most women her age. Bangable, I'd say.
Todd, you've gotta get your nose out of that Victoria's Secret catalog and take a walk down the street to see what women look like in the real world.
By catman, on April 24, 2008 09:42:45
Hmmm...euphemism for barf...
In keeping with the Wayne's World theme:
Spew, Hurl, Blow Chunks and Honk. Yeah, honk.
As in "Even Wayne, imagining Kelly Clarkson naked, could not provide Garth with a no-honk guarantee".
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go chuck my cookies.
By Vigilante, on April 24, 2008 09:44:08
Great smile, flat stomach, good butt, legs are a little short. An upgrade to the chest would balance it out. Still... I don't want to see ANYONE naked all the time. Put it away love, we've seen it already.
By Bridge for Sale, on April 24, 2008 09:44:37
@ catman - if the kelly clarkson looks better than most of the women you see on the street where you live then you need to move.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 09:46:14
Her stubby T-Rex arms are so hot.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 09:46:59
I don't know about Wayne's World, but her bikini bottom reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Homer complains that all of his swimsuits are disappearing (into his giant asscrack).
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 09:51:04
Oh hell no.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 09:54:08
Hey, whatever, she's not an underwear model, she's a singer, and she can flat out sing. That alone makes her more worthwhile person than Paris Herpes, et al. She's also not driving around LA drunk, in between bouts of banging paparazzi and showing her coochie to the public.
By coolpapa, on April 24, 2008 10:02:16
I don't understand the problem. I don't think she looks bad.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 10:02:22
Seriously... boob job NOW!
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 10:03:31
nets are for fish......reference to a harpoon may have been more appropriate.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 10:10:43
Where the fuck did all the chubby chasers come from? Am I at the right site? Maybe it's the same asshole posting over and over again.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 10:15:29
Whatever. She could be Aretha Franklin fat, and I would still love her.
By Smapdy, on April 24, 2008 10:22:14
She's thick.. not chubby... and i'd hit it
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 10:24:22
"... a skin pigmentation procedure away from being Grimace."
Todd, you made me spit my drink out at my desk. You make my day sometimes. Keep up the good work.
By Anna, on April 24, 2008 10:28:42
hmmm her albums sell pretty well so she could afford tons of surgery. if she doesn't opt for a boob job she needs to get some lipo off those thighs, butt, and arms to correct her proportion.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 10:29:52
would tap that booty.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 10:35:41
Uh yeah, she is not fat. She has curves and a round ass. That is the shape of a woman. Deal with it.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 10:38:52
Besides having small tits...there is not much wrong with her. She looks like your average American girl...who just eats a little more than others. But hey, She has money so why not enjoy it!
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 10:50:47
I agreew tih some of the other posts, a nice thick ass and legs are great, but give the girl some boobs! Otherwise it just looks off.
By Tim, on April 24, 2008 10:51:05
I thnk she is hot, especially chowing down on that hotdog. It re minds me of my cock only it's much, much, much bigger
By Pk, on April 24, 2008 11:10:55
Thar she blows!!!! Moby Bitch!
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 11:11:38
@ 09:46:14: Thanks for the advice. Given the rising trend of obesity in North America, I'm wondering where that better neighborhood could be.
By catman, on April 24, 2008 11:13:49
I want to call her fat, but you're supposed to be extra-nice to people who appear to have Down Syndrome.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 11:16:52
pffft. pfft pfft pfft pfft. PPFFFFT!!
PFFFFFFFFFT!! PHTBPHTBPTHBPTHBPTHPTHBPTHBPTHB...FART...PTHBPTHBPTHBPTHB!!!!
PFFFT PFFFT PFFT!
(plop)
By Kelly Clarkson's Anus, on April 24, 2008 11:17:14
Predictably, the posts are piling up, and so is the combined tonnage of those defending her.
She's fat. Put down your copies of "Eat Pray Love" and acknowledge that she is fat, and then look in the mirror and acknowledge that you are fat, and then go to the nearest gym and spend some quality time on the treadmill.
This country is going downhill, and a big reason for it a general lack of willpower and discipline, which is apparent in the increasing waist size in Americans.
Kelly Clarkson is fat.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 11:22:01
Another over-rated, over paid cow sitting on the beach feeding her face. Just not attractive at all, without the 6 pounds of make-up.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 11:24:15
She looks to me like a "little person" who might have a slight case of dwarfism. No amount of exercise can make her a taller and thinner person. She's short and stumpy like dwarfs are.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 11:24:39
"I didn't want to be the one to tell him, but with those narrow hips, that girl couldn't have more than 6 or 7 children!" I wish Randy Quaid had a quote for some thunder thighs but I couldn't find it.
By I hate Hippies, on April 24, 2008 11:32:18
nice to see a normal sized girl getting photographed, now their is only one thing to say....PUT THAT BODY AWAY!
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 11:41:45
Put some clothes on you pig!
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 11:53:23
umm...what exactly is barf about having pigmentation to ones skin? kelly's unarractiveness is because she is borderline morbidly obese not because her skin is close to a certain tone
By anon, on April 24, 2008 11:59:39
I saw a manatee in the wilds once that greatly resembled Kelly but couldn't sing quite so well. We tagged it and released it to the tune of I am the Walrus because Marlin was drunk. I knew I had seen those flippers somewhere.
By Stan Brock, on April 24, 2008 12:02:30
"umm...what exactly is barf about having pigmentation to ones skin? kelly's unarractiveness is because she is borderline morbidly obese not because her skin is close to a certain tone
By anon, on April 24, 2008 11:59:39"
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I'd rather be "morbidly obese" than someone who has no reading comprehension skills and doesn't "get" the joke.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 12:05:39
Synopsis of my new best-selling diet book:
"Before eating, look at a picture of Kelly Clarkson."
Actually, that is the whole book, not a synopsis. You can start throwing money at me now.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 12:08:36
If she had a pretty face and was over 5 feet tall she'd be bangable.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 12:10:15
Who put that bikini on a giant pear?
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 12:34:52
Who put that bikini on a giant pear?
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 12:34:52
That's probably the best word to describe her. Nothing on top and EVERYTHING on bottom. I honestly wouldn't call her fat. She isn't skinny, but she's not fat - I don't see love handles spilling over her bikini bottom like a waterfall of flesh. However, she has the most thunderous thighs i have EVER seen on a woman that isn't morbidly obese god damn.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 13:11:23
I would only eat a pear if it was covered in chocolate and candy sprinkles, so I am not what I eat.
By Kelly Clarkson, on April 24, 2008 13:25:26
Ahhh,it is refreshing to see a real woman!
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 13:28:16
"Ahhh,it is refreshing to see a real woman!"
Where is she? Is Kelly sitting on her?
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 13:32:11
Be nice to Kelly...it's her birthday today (4-24) as is mine. Kelly, you can come sing to me naked anytime...
By Sean, on April 24, 2008 14:05:24
Honestly I'd take Kelly naked anyday of the week.
You can have your Nicole Sticky's, Paris Stilton's and the anorexic twins I mean Olsen.
I'll be over at Kelly's while you stick your tongues to stripper poles. Luv ya
By Grinder, on April 24, 2008 14:18:21
Me thinks the people here doth protest to much!
Reading between the lines it would appear that the negative nanny's really do like her but are ashamed to admit it.
She looks good no cellulite no rolls I've seen rolls hanging over on skinnier bitches cause their body shape sucked. Kelly has nice curves yes light on top but personally prefer that on shorter girls. Me likey Kelly.
By StudlyDoYou, on April 24, 2008 14:35:16
here goes the debate again...it's not that people prefer anorexic sticks...it's that Kelly is fat.
Stop with the "this is a real girl blah blah" crap because even if that were true, it's unhealthy. Obesity is a widespread problem and it doesn't make it okay to be obese just because everyone else is. She also needs to put down the hot dog.
the people defending her are oblivious, in denial or have never met healthy, slender, attractive people -- which do exist
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 14:35:38
Dam smiling having fun sign me up for that. Whats her address.
Lets see crabby J. Alba or cranky N. Richie or laughing fun loving Kelly, place your bets.
...and to the moron who said there's such a thing as too much nudity hasn't seen the right nudity.
'nuff said. NEXT!!!
By LickitySplit, on April 24, 2008 14:42:01
I'm not a chubby chaser, but I like healthy looking women. I like ass, natural tits, nice hips and curves. I want my woman to look like she can be a good enough shape and size to nourish the babies I'm going to impregnate her with. I don't need a skeleton to starve my babies or fake tits to poison the babies that I want to be breast-fed. No thanks.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 14:43:20
Too bad Kelly is a lesbian so you you won't be able to knock her up unless you're her sperm donor.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 14:46:35
I'd rather be "morbidly obese" than someone who has no reading comprehension skills and doesn't "get" the joke.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 12:05:39
good for you but too bad you took my comment so seriously sorry i ruined your day :(
By anonon, on April 24, 2008 15:04:38
it's official KC dates black guys.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 15:29:07
I've got caca :(
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 15:44:05
"Obesity is a widespread problem ..."
Anon @14:35:38, she's not obese. Not even close.
By catman, on April 24, 2008 16:18:17
fatass n no tits
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 16:29:35
I can deal with the chunky caboose. I can deal with the tiny breastuses. But I cannot get over the fact that in the second picture she looks like Corky from 'Life Goes On'
By Sleazy P. Martini, on April 24, 2008 16:44:21
I can handle the the meh body and the meh face but the way she devours her food especially in public is disgusting.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 16:58:04
Is this the same cute little Kelly Clarkson that's on the cover of my "Breakaway" CD? Yikes!
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 17:02:35
Except for the autistic looking faces she's making in the water and her stumpy legs, she's not that bad looking.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 18:38:05
Catman's right. At 5'3", she'd have to weigh 170 pounds to be considered obese.
...what? She tips the scales at 172? Sorry, Catman.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 19:35:30
I think she's hot.
Boob jobs are nasty!
Real boobs anyday, fake boobs never!
By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 00:44:25
catman- don't mince words.
It is not okay for her to be fat just because much of America is and say that it is okay because she won a karaoke contest. Period
when she dies of her poor health I really hope everyone on this thread still puts down the chili dogs long enough to defend her
By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 01:15:07
catman- don't mince words.
It is not okay for her to be fat just because much of America is and say that it is okay because she won a karaoke contest. Period
when she dies of her poor health I really hope everyone on this thread still puts down the chili dogs long enough to defend her
By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 01:16:18
Her stomach is still flatter than Britney's.
By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 06:26:22
You guys have got to be kidding me. She looks fine. Tits could be a little bigger, but I'd still hit that proudly on the hips and ass alone. You kids hold on to imaginary standards for a woman and I bet most of you haven't even seen pussy since ya mama spit you out.
By Lord Hollow, on April 25, 2008 09:25:51
well SHE might like to be naked, but it doesn't mean other people want to see it. At least cover up with other people have to be thre.
By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 09:42:02
She's teh fucking fatness
By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 12:55:57
Its not ok to be naked in front of people, unless its your husband or lover period. Other than that I do not want to see somebody naked. Not your family and not your friends. That is just plain nasty.
By juju, on April 25, 2008 13:03:47
Juju - Show us your TITS!
By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 17:15:58
I wonder if she go naked for the Pope.
By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 21:12:21
Morbidly obese? Wait till she dies from her poor health? I'm laughing at you...
By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 22:12:24
Maybe she'd like to go swimming off Solana Beach?
By Missy Thrope, on April 26, 2008 07:46:41
You sure that's not Chelsea Clinton?
By anonymous, on April 26, 2008 11:04:10
"You sure that's not Chelsea Clinton?"
I think she ate Chelsea Clinton.
By anonymous, on April 26, 2008 13:26:55
Please no one better post naked pictures of Kelly on this site....is just...soooooo wrong on so many levels.
By Ivy, on April 27, 2008 15:01:10
jeesh people she is a normal person not a 3 pound waif like you all expect Hollywood people to be. I wonder what YOU guys look like.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2008 07:00:26
Her stomach is fine, her boobs are fine, her ass is fine, everything is FINE! She's toned, and has a big round bottom half. When did that become unacceptable for a woman? Everyone has a different idea of what their attracted to, but she is not obese. Deal with it, and stop thinking only woman like megan foxx are worthy of compliments. What's disgusting is how we view/treat woman. FUCK OFF, let her have some curves.
By Jillian, on April 28, 2008 07:41:58
that + tits = me hitting it.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2008 10:33:34
She looks normal, healthy and happy. And no she does not need implants! Why should she undergo major surgery to put foreign objects in her body so a bunch of freaks on the internet will find her body "balanced out" or deem her doable. Get fricken real.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2008 10:59:47
You need to get a grip on reality dude.
Kelly Clarkson is an AMAZING Person.She's not fat at all.
You people act like you've never eaten a hot dog before or seen anyone else eat one!!Come on!!
Kelly Clarkson is better that anyone out there.She is NOT Fake.She's all REAL.No boob job, no ass implants, NOTHING!
Kelly Clarkson's body is Sexy as hell.I don't know where you get off in saying she almost looks like Grimace.
I say you must be insecure with yourself to be picking on KC.
But it's all good.Kelly Clarkson doesn't care what you say.
Kelly Clarkson is going to do what Kelly Clarkson wants to do.
BE HERSELF!!
By Kelly Clarkson's #1 Fan!, on April 28, 2008 14:43:53
Kirstie Alley = Fat
Anna Nicole = Fat
Kelly Clarkson = Fat
Jessica Biel = Not Fat
Megan Fox = Not Fat
Angelina Jolie = Not Fat
'nuff said.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2008 15:36:06
15:36:06, you have to be delusional if you think that Kelly Clarkson is as "fat" as Kirstie Alley and Anna Nicole Smith. And all of the women you listed as "not fat" are actually very skinny. I'd hate to see your definition of skinny. I bet it's a skeleton that been rotting for 10 years. I think these images of women in the media are distorting reality for some people. A natural woman is not a hard body with plastic tits.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2008 16:21:37
16:21:37 = Fat
By anonymous, on April 28, 2008 16:25:57
Fat or not, I just like that she don't give a fuck. Laugh it all the way to the bank, Kelly.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2008 17:27:51
17:27:51 = Fat
By anonymous, on April 29, 2008 01:50:54
kelly is HOT
By anonymous, on May 3, 2008 23:28:31
Jesus Christ!I never thought I'd say this,but, more pics of Paris!!I just hurled some very expensive booze!You'll be getting the bill...
Somebody push that that poor whale back into the ocean.Sea world,where are you...
By JUAN BIGONE, on May 4, 2008 16:32:07
I bet her big butt smells so hot when she walks around naked!
By ilovekellysbigbutt, on May 10, 2008 00:48:42
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