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Lindsay Lohan is a Jealous Lesbian

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If the bitch is going to insist on getting those fugly spray on tans--- then for the love of god, please tell her how to properly do it!!!!

By idontneedtofakeit, on April 22, 2008 10:43:06
Haggoid. The fake ass tan isn't helping matters either.

By anonymous, on April 22, 2008 10:52:21
What did you expect ? Did you think she would stay sober ? Good luck with that.

By anonymous, on April 22, 2008 10:57:32
Lindsay Lohan is of zero interest to me. For some reason, I just can't work up the energy to hate her.

BUT.

That fucking Samantha Ronson and her STUPID HAT have GOT to GO. I want to stalk that ugly bitch and stomp on her head until The Hat comes off, and then I want it burned, by Ronson's own hand, as she sobs uncontrollably.

Ronson: "But, but-- without The Hat I-I have no personality! The Hat makes it seem like I have one, especially when I put a cigarette in it! That makes me look cool! ...*sniff* Doesn't it? Please say yes. Plus I have all my drugs in there. Without drugs, I have no power over Lindsay Lohan and she'll find another creepy hanger-on with a better, more personality-suggesting Hat than me. Have mercy!"

Me: "Hmm. Wow. That's sad stuff. Here's the lighter fluid. Now move it, assbag."

By Little Miss Sunshine, on April 22, 2008 10:58:46
Bottom left picture (pic #10) she looks like she's only a few years short of being able to qualify for the Senior's Menu at Denny's.

By anonymous, on April 22, 2008 11:10:30
I agree with the hat comment above.

kudos.

By anonymous, on April 22, 2008 11:18:21
fake rehab, fake hair, fake tan, fake dyke...running out of things to keep yourself in the news, Lindsay. Better call Hef and milk whatever $ you can get from selling naked pics of yourself while the bod is still halfway decent.

By jeffro, on April 22, 2008 11:22:19
Lindsay sweety, if you're gonna go dyke at least get yourself one that resembles a woman.

By anonymous, on April 22, 2008 11:41:57
21 going on a haggard, run-down 58.

By Fred, on April 22, 2008 12:10:45
What irritates me most about this dumbass slut is her continuing to flush what was a promising career down the toilet. If she simply pulled her head out of her ass, she might be able to straighten out her life. Instead, she continues to break 2 of the major tenents of rehab: take responsibility for your own actions & change your behaviors. She's been quoted as saying it's her fighting parents fault she drinks...WRONG. No one forced her to drink, she made a conscious decision. Secondly, she continues to hang out with the same old party crowd that supported her getting drunk all those times.

Until she grows up, dumps the hangers on & realizes that she's responsible for what she decides to do, she'll always be a drunk. If this doesn't stop, she'll soon be in a sex tape; that'll be all she has left to sell...

By anonymous, on April 22, 2008 12:12:55
Both of them are ugly. They make a perfect couple.

By anonymous, on April 22, 2008 12:14:31
I love it. I just hope she keeps doing what she's doing, and then we won't ever have to hear about her worthless ass again. Except for her hag mother Dina blaming everyone else on the face of the Earth for her skanky daughter's problems.

By anonymous, on April 22, 2008 12:19:58
That Sam must eat one hell of a pussy.

By BV, on April 22, 2008 12:36:47
If that quote is true, I think it's funny that Lindsay would make fun of Ashley Olson as being "15 years old" and mock her age. When the fact is, the Olson twins are older than Lindsay! They are 22 and L.L. is 21! Not that I'm defending Mary-Kate and Ashley, but if you're going to insult someone, at least make sense doing it!!

By idk my bff jill, on April 22, 2008 13:31:11
^^^I suppose Ashley knows it is better to be in your 20's and look 15 than to be in your 20's and look like a 40-something that's been ridden hard and put away wet (i.e. Lohan). All of that aside, I think it was actually fairly accurate--I don't think Ashley is a mm over 4'10" and she does look 15 (though she dresses like my grandma).

By anonymous, on April 22, 2008 14:15:19
anonymous 12:12:55

It doesn't matter any more. Her sister Ali just got her first movie role, so Dina will immediately move on from Lindsay to the daughter who doesn't look like she slept in a dumpster.

By Anomalous, on April 22, 2008 14:15:52
Ronson's going for the role of "Alexandra" in what she hopes will be the new lesbian remake of A Clockwork Orange. That's the only way I can explain the hat.

By anonymous, on April 22, 2008 14:27:25
Wow...

If she wasn't Lindsay Lohan, you'd think she was some alcoholic trailer trash mother of six that was contemplating whether to go back to the man that beats her and uses her paycheck from her shitty job to buy alcohol...

I give very vivid descriptions

By anonymous, on April 22, 2008 14:33:17
The "F" on her finger in pic 5 is to commemorate her failure in life.

By anonymous, on April 22, 2008 14:57:44
File Under: She'll be doing porno before '09

Oh, and that Ronson fella is four kinds o' gross.

By BarbadoSlim, on April 22, 2008 14:59:48
Bimbo.

That is all.

By anonymous, on April 22, 2008 15:05:11
good lord she looks fucking OLD.

By galley, on April 22, 2008 15:16:58
V for vagina.

By anonymous, on April 22, 2008 15:28:30
I'd hit it and Lohan could watch.

By anonymous, on April 22, 2008 15:33:55
The hat is for covering up her bald spot.

By Fred, on April 22, 2008 15:37:39
Lindsay is mad b/c her girlfriend is doing her job. That's pretty funny. One of them better do their job and we know Lindsay sucks at even showing up for her job let alone doing it.

By anonymous, on April 22, 2008 15:44:00
When Lindsay get 40 she'll look 80, well when gets 30 she'll look 60. She is not aging very well.

By lkl, on April 22, 2008 18:01:53
"4th runner up in the Miss Women's Prison pageant"

gold, jerry, gold.

By anonymous, on April 22, 2008 18:36:48
It's absolutely breathtaking how worn out and dessicated she has become in such a short time. Four years ago (Mean Girls) she was playing a fresh-faced teenager. Lordy.

By jbonz, on April 22, 2008 19:43:51
So the key question is, what's made her look like this - the drugs and alcohol or the lesbianism? I've yet to see a 'convert' who looked better afterwards.

By anonymous, on April 22, 2008 20:05:20
My theory: Ronson saw an opertunity to destroy someone much prettier, more talented and successful than her self and she's doing it. She's Lindsey's enabler and she's going to destroy the girl's career.

By thebig28, on April 22, 2008 20:17:32
Lol @ spy.

By anonymous, on April 22, 2008 20:19:29
^ You don't even know how to spell Lindsay's name so you're not helping that ugly slut either.

By i hate gingers, on April 22, 2008 20:25:46
I guess since the only guys that Linds could get to bang her were fellow rehab inmates and used up loadie celebs, it isn't surprising she elected to go play on the other team.

I wonder how long it will be before Brit and Paris follow her lead.

By anonymous, on April 22, 2008 20:28:43
"Lindsay is so into her pal, she's even created a Facebook profile under "Lindsay Ronson."

So I guess that means Sam wears the strap on.

By anonymous, on April 22, 2008 22:38:12
"My theory: Ronson saw an opertunity to destroy someone much prettier, more talented and successful than her self and she's doing it. She's Lindsey's enabler and she's going to destroy the girl's career."

By thebig28, on April 22, 2008 20:17:32

Lindsay destroyed her own career a long time ago. Ronson had nothing to do with it.

By anonymous, on April 23, 2008 02:01:33
Lol @ anonymous.

By anonymous, on April 23, 2008 03:16:54
I'm so confused. Is Lohan one of those girls who pretends to be a lesbian for more penis attention or is she actually in love with that hideous ashtray of a woman?

By anonymous, on April 23, 2008 09:12:25
Anomylous 14:15 - not so fast! Take a look at this photo and you may change your mind about Ali not looking like she "slept in a dumpster". Yuck.
http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/jail_bait#15

By nanster, on April 23, 2008 11:47:21
in the "passed out" pictures ... she looks so fat

By anonymous, on April 23, 2008 18:07:40
in the "passed out" pictures ... she looks so fat

By anonymous, on April 23, 2008 18:07:44
Why does Ali Lohan look like she's 35 when they say she's 14?!

By lala, on April 23, 2008 21:54:12