Mena Suvari Has a Nice Ass

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  1. Unfortunately, she has a face like an open grave.

    By coolpapa, on April 1, 2008 10:43:26

  2. meh..mine looks better(sorry Mena:P)

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 10:45:35

  3. Nice turd cutter.

    By poops, on April 1, 2008 10:46:22

  4. ^ If it's smaller or flatter then it doesn't look better. Sorry

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 10:46:34

  5. I like pic 3. The douche in that pick is just smiling ear to ear. The caption ought to read "Damn right I'm sticking my tongue in that ass tonight." And I don't blame him.

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 10:50:37

  6. APRIL FOOL!!!!

    By a doy yoi yoi, on April 1, 2008 11:03:14

  7. I thought she was gay? maybe that dude is her brother?

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 11:04:44

  8. Great ass, too bad she's got porn star tats on her back and chest now.

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 11:11:27

  9. Hey 10:45:35, doubt it. I'd say you're one of those people who wears clothes too tight to everyone else (can we say muffin top?) but you're oblivious because you think you are teh hot shit. Stop comparing yourself to celebrities, albeit C-list.

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 11:19:10

  10. She has a great ass and everything else sucks, just like Clooney's slut gf.

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 11:22:59

  11. Nice ass, she could use a little work on the cottage cheese thighs though...

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 11:33:57

  12. The thong helps distract from that face.

    By Enough Already, on April 1, 2008 11:41:12

  13. Yeah, she has a great ass if you're into the gay 10 year old boy kinda thing. Personally, I like a real woman better.

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 11:44:27

  14. Damn! Who the hell knew? I thought she was hot in American Beauty...and then kinda fell apart. She needs to do a movie where shes at the beach all the time.

    By RokCox, on April 1, 2008 11:46:55

  15. Yeah, she has a great ass if you're into the gay 10 year old boy kinda thing. Personally, I like a real woman better.

    You mean she's not a real woman? Is she some kind of robot?

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 11:51:36

  16. Yeah, but she has the tits of a 12-year old. With piepan nipples. Ever see "American Beauty"? I rest my case.

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 12:01:36

  17. meh.

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 12:05:57

  18. meh x 2

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 12:11:22

  19. I dunno. She's about as feminine as Pink. And 11:33 is right--how can an ass that hard-boiled be associated with thighs that damn scrambled? She's about 3 years from just being pear-shaped.

    By ilikebreakfast, on April 1, 2008 12:12:27

  20. Too bad she has no boobs.

    By LOLBabyMama, on April 1, 2008 12:14:16

  21. Pear shaped is better than no shape or plastic surgery shape. Quit trolling.

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 12:16:03

  22. squats are in order here, stat.

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 12:23:25

  23. Everything from the waist down is smokin hot and everything from the waist up is not hot at all. It like there's two different people pasted together here.

    By i don't get it, on April 1, 2008 12:28:17

  24. typical no tits, big ass, body...i guess its a cute chunky butt. i am not overly impressed though.

    By gia, on April 1, 2008 12:35:21

  25. Thick legs, thick ass, no tits. She looks like a fuckin Centaur.

    By Vee Dub, on April 1, 2008 12:44:38

  26. The only thing she has which is sexy is that ass but everything else is nothing to brag about. She really is a lot like George Clooney's slut.

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 12:46:36

  27. hey now that bitch used to be flat wow she sure grew that ass ,what the hell is she eating to make that ass grow very nice now she needs to make her flat tits grow

    By grow your tits mena, on April 1, 2008 12:53:50

  28. I do love her ass. however, she needs a big booty to keep herself from falling forward. have you seen her forhead???

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 12:53:54

  29. Buddah Face.

    By thebig28, on April 1, 2008 12:57:10

  30. Centaur. . . bwaa, ha! That's way more accurate than pear-shaped. I salute you.

    By ilikebreakfast, on April 1, 2008 12:57:43

  31. She was married about eight years ago...she was about 21 and the husband was 38...that really went far.

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 13:09:29

  32. How did she go from sweet, innocent cheerleader in American Beauty to tatted-up Estonian hooker who's held her own in turf wars on the Hamburg strip?

    Oh, just noticed her boyfriend. Never mind.

    By Fred, on April 1, 2008 13:10:16

  33. is that guy that stupid ass russian model on that smartest model show via vh1?

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 13:17:05

  34. She looks good, but that tattoo is fucking ugly. Well, at least her BODY looks good...I think her face is kinda fug.

    And DAMN IT ALL, I am so sick of this ass fixation. Like, 20 years ago, it was all about tits. I have a pretty small ass, but huge tits, so I'm rather pissed about missing the boat. Damn you all, ass lovers!

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 13:18:27

  35. Apparently the majority of the fags negatively commenting on her body shape forget to realize that women come in all shapes and sizes. Similar to the different sizes in male genitalia that you guys prefer.

    Her body is tight and sexy. No plastic surgery on that hot little ass. Pussy is pussy.

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 13:19:42

  36. 13:09:29
    Um, I don't think her husband was 38. I think he was like 58 or 68. Did you ever see a pic? He was gray, balding and fat. Way past his 30s. The whole relationship creeped me out.

    By NK, on April 1, 2008 13:31:27

  37. Ass is ass, so don't be picky.

    By Inmate 677392, on April 1, 2008 13:32:54

  38. When did she get that tattoo? And as for her companion, is that a "13" on his chest? So where is the turf war?

    By Grace Yip, on April 1, 2008 13:48:08

  39. Mena's ass is real. She always had a great figure, just FLAT tits.

    Her marriage to that FUGLY cinematographer was her ticket to fame. He seemed to be in love, but she was working it for connections.

    The guy in this pic with her is actually black (biracial), he used to have dreads and looked way hotter before.. I guess her fug is rubbing off on him..

    By COCO_COX, on April 1, 2008 13:56:32

  40. Bangin' it like a screen door in a tornado, I would if I could.

    By K-Dawg, on April 1, 2008 14:48:49

  41. Oops, I stand corrected. Her husband is now 47, which means he was 39 when they got married in 2000. Also, he's not fat, bald or gray. I will remove the foot from my mouth now.

    Here's a link to his IMDB page. There are pics of them canoodling. http://imdb.com/name/nm0109658/

    By NK, on April 1, 2008 15:11:01

  42. K-Dawg has the funniest statement on today's comment board...hands down.

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 15:17:30

  43. Average.

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 15:34:01

  44. 15:17:30 = new to the internet.

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 16:32:51

  45. Hey, another gross, slutty, clueless and selfish woman just waiting to be washed away by the Flood. See also: The Dina Lohan post, or the Cameron Diaz post...

    What an exciting development in human history.

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 17:42:18

  46. How about no.

    By Me, on April 1, 2008 21:54:40

  47. That is a nice ass. Don't like the size of that tattoo.

    By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 01:53:15

  48. Is that "13" on his chest a reference to the MS-13 gang?

    By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 05:50:26

  49. "Yeah, she has a great ass if you're into the gay 10 year old boy kinda thing. Personally, I like a real woman better."


    Consider me gay then. And off the competition for - may i suppose? - the fat hippos that you mistake for real women. Then again, you could have noticed in the first place, when it comes to hippo-jumpin there isn't too much competition to deal with.

    By die Krautsalaten, on April 2, 2008 06:00:17

  50. "K-Dawg has the funniest statement on today's comment board...hands down."

    Yeah, the "bang it like..." is the pinnacle of fresh comedy these days.

    By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 06:47:08

  51. Thick legs, thick ass, no tits. She looks like a fuckin Centaur.
    By Vee Dub, on April 1, 2008 12:44:38

    Bahahahahahaha!!! You are freakin hysterical!!!

    By crab, on April 2, 2008 07:37:27

  52. Nice can. It'll distract me from that forehead I could land a B-52 on.

    By Angry Bubs, on April 2, 2008 09:22:58

  53. her bf is Simone. He's not biracial, he's Italian; he's not a dancer, he's a club promoter. He's 21, and a real big loser in the Toronto nightlife scene.

    By anonymous, on April 3, 2008 10:22:21

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