71 Comments:

• errrrr

  By me, on April 25, 2008 10:03:01

• She's got innie nipples! gross!!

  By barfola, on April 25, 2008 10:06:20

• After waiting all this time, it turns out not to be worth it.

  By JAC, on April 25, 2008 10:09:05

• They should have iced those nips and aroused them before that shot. They look deflated.

  By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 10:09:10

• Flapjacks!

  By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 10:13:40

• Funny, suddenly I have the urge to consume wine and pancakes.

  By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 10:14:32

• I sure am glad I don't masturbate to her anymore. This would be catastrophic.

  By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 10:15:37

• slouchy!

  By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 10:16:30

• What a bitter disappointment! Remember the movie "Wild Things"? How many of us wanted to know what we were missing? Now that we know she's got old mommie tits, the dream is definitely over.

  By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 10:17:05

• She jumped the shark about 9 years late

  By x24, on April 25, 2008 10:26:37

• x24,
  She should have done this in Wild Things. Now she's older and not as "firm".

  By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 10:28:41

• Yuccky.

  By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 10:40:43

• It's always a great idea to go naked when your career is in the toilet. Nothing revitalizes it like this. I expect her to climb from the D List (more like floppy C list) to the A list in no time. Yeah right. Thanks Neve, your tits and Jennifer Love's chunky ass have forever tarnished my Party of 5 memories.

  By Gerald_Tarrant, on April 25, 2008 10:50:49

• oh fuck those tits are nasty and she is younger then Tilly and Tilly has better boobs then her hahaha don't ever show your tits Neve they are gross

  By PUT ON A BRA BITCH, on April 25, 2008 10:54:06

• Tilly tits are almost twice her age and still MUCH better

  By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 11:05:24

• Some things are better left unseen

  By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 11:06:59

• That's a man baby!!!

  By coolpapa, on April 25, 2008 11:12:01

• Wow, you're right todd, wish i could have seen the 94' version instead!

  By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 11:17:30

• Wow, an attractive woman with man boobs. My penis doesn't know whether to cry semen or tears.

  By That confused guy, on April 25, 2008 11:17:54

• she's very beautiful....with clothes on. some people just don't look good naked and sadly...she's one of those.

  By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 11:34:17

• um....ewwww!! This is not Wild Things Neve, this is granny Neve and granny titties belong covered up!!!

  By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 11:41:30

• someone took the air out of her tires
  they do look like moobs - i may not get another erection for a few days - thanks!

  By ijerkoffconstantly, on April 25, 2008 11:55:40

• Where I live in the summer time some restaurants show movies on their rooftops while serving dinner up there. I wonder if IHOP already bought the rights to this one?

  By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 11:59:04

• One word .... moobs

  By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 12:13:15

• I like my pancakes with blueberries and warm Vermont maple syrup, rather than with red wine and an attitude.

  By Fred, on April 25, 2008 12:14:24

• Hey TODD, I was wondering ...
  
  If you're free this weekend, maybe you'd like to swing by my place and kick me in the balls a few times. That'll be about as amusing as looking at ol' flapjack here. Whatcha say?

  By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 12:15:26

• Pancake titties

  By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 12:24:48

• flapjacks!
  
  i am against fake titty balls, but she needs them. she's younger than i am and my tits are FAR perkier.

  By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 12:40:42

• they some ugly titties, i hope she has a full bush to make up for it

  By JIMMYD, on April 25, 2008 12:53:22

• does she have inverted nipples?

  By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 13:09:05

• No one's tits should look like that unless A)you live in remote jungle tribe in the Amazon or B) you've had at least one kid. Do some pushups girl, it's not that hard!

  By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 13:12:27

• SO not worth the wait...

  By jennifer Love Hewitt, on April 25, 2008 13:35:51

• Every day that goes by she looks more and more like Suze Orman.
  
  

  By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 13:47:07

• Aunt Jemima puts her totally to shame. Pass the pusscuits.

  By Hetta Mydik, on April 25, 2008 14:36:41

• Those be pygmie titties

  By Blingy Washington's son Tingly, on April 25, 2008 14:37:09

• She sure looks like a man with tits.
  
  Damn, she went downhill fast and she was never that great to begin with.

  By JTG, on April 25, 2008 14:37:28

• nips look like melted hershey kisses, i can see why she never posed nude, all that antisipation...damn

  By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 14:54:40

• The tits are fine. But the nipples are all wrong. The nipple is like the cherry on top. Without it, it's just a bowl of ice cream.

  By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 15:21:38

• that's a shim
  with an apple and a banana

  By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 15:46:01

• I,m a guy, and mine look better

  By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 15:53:23

• She has a sick lot of confidence to dare let THOSE out where we can see them.
  
  I'm having waffles for breakfast from now on. She killed pancakes for me.

  By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 16:55:15

• Meh. She was never hot to begin with, and she's a shitty actress who thinks she's a "serious" actress, with no sense of humor. And now she looks like this. Should have been less of a bitchface in the past, eh, Neve?
  
  "Neve." What a stupid name that is. People would pronounce it "Nev" and she'd throw a fit because nobody had ever heard it before and didn't know any better. This isn't the UK; the name "Neve" is RARE in America. Again, no sense of humor.
  
  You get the tits you deserve, as Grandma always said.

  By She's nobody, on April 25, 2008 17:49:24

• She could have done this nude thing when she was young and attractive when it counts.

  By trantz, on April 25, 2008 17:49:36

• well that was a big let down. so many years waiting for that moment. my man boobs look better than those.

  By tmpted, on April 25, 2008 18:28:23

• The question is, is she a butch lesbien now?

  By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 18:45:10

• I won't to have sex with your boobs and lick them ggggggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

  By brittney cook, on April 25, 2008 18:45:42

• Fuck off all you who are used to Alba/Simpson/Klum/Gissele titties, Neve is a woman who is not affected by all these "secret" "non-surgical" "all natuar" (quotations imply BS) body enhancing medical & spa treatments like most Hollywood women. Her boobs are her boobs and no amount of exercise will do much, so enough with helpful tips, thanks. She also does indy movies instead of mainstream and has a good career. She also stays away from the L.A, TMZ media whores who all look like clones of each other. Which means she doesn't have to try as hard as they do. So what, her boobs aren't perfect (but they're not that bad either), but show me one woman in REAL life (you know, that thing not on the internetz, like lolzz) who has perfect round-fruit-of your-choice occular, bouncy tits. Please, like you go home to Playboy prizes yourselves.
  
  And the women, kindly stop your incessant yammering how you never see "real" women in magazines or movies, because when you do, all you can do is make fun of a woman who is. So please shut your hypocritical yaps.
  
  PS..all the guys who claim to have 'better tits" than Neve's, I wouldn't be so proud if I were you. I'd hit the gym instead.

  By Mika, on April 25, 2008 19:26:10

• Whack ass tits with raisins? Party of Two. Right this way.

  By ucut12, on April 25, 2008 20:07:33

• From behind she looks like a man. From the front she looks like an old woman. Inverted nips have to be one of the biggest turn-offs. Good thing for the fake tan or she would look even worse.

  By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 20:15:05

• So I take it Mika has moobs too.

  By anonymous, on April 25, 2008 21:46:59

• 19:26
  
  Ahh, looks like Mika has ugly tits! Listen you ass, my tits are natural, I am not far from thirty and they are perfect. That happens, you know? Some people´s bodies are just nicer that other´s. Neve´s breasts look like the ears of a basseth. Ugly. Flappy. Problably like yours. Deal with it.

  By anonymous, on April 26, 2008 01:18:30

• so....where is the pic of the frontier settler you promised?

  By anonymous, on April 26, 2008 05:06:29

• There alot more young ladies out there who wouldn't show there's and I wonder if they have the same problem. We'll see in the future and probably get disappointed. Mine I'd like to see is Brooke Shields, names some more.

  By lkl, on April 26, 2008 05:38:28

• Her areolaes are too small, but she can still do Russian.

  By anonymous, on April 26, 2008 06:09:35

• ewww...inflated boobies.

  By anonymous, on April 26, 2008 10:30:49

• Okay, here's the scariest part of all of this... she got a breast reduction during Party of Five and now she looks like this! So saying she should be proud of her natural breasts really doesn't apply here because this is the result of surgery.
  
  If you want to see a younger (sixteen), shapelier Neve, go to Youtube and search on: Behind the mask Phantom Toronto
  
  You'll see the young Neve in the chorus of Phantom.

  By anonymous, on April 26, 2008 10:32:42

• Eehh. The worst part is that her face looks like a younger version of my friend's psycho holy rolling methodist of a mother, so this is just all sorts of horrible. Those are the saddest-looking boobs in the history of boobs. If her nipples had cared to rise to the occasion, they would've looked less saggy and despressing, but even they have given up on such a terrible rack.

  By anonymous, on April 26, 2008 12:42:36

• Actresses should really reconsider about nude scenes. Nerve , I mean , Neve, but she is not that attractive. She should have had a double. She is a really good actress. She should not do nudes.

  By Nicole Brown Simpson, on April 26, 2008 19:03:10

• By Mika, on April 25, 2008 19:26:10
  
  Have you ever seen a pair of tits on another REAL woman who isn't in your age 50 and up gym locker room? My girlfriend has amazing breasts and she is neither fat or has she gotten work done to them. No, they aren't perfect in that they look like she's wearing an invisible push up bra all the time, but they're nice and round with perky nipples. They aren't these pathetic saggy flap jacks that you can barely stuff into your bra. Calm down. Just because you have terrible tits doesn't mean every normal woman has terrible tits.

  By anonymous, on April 27, 2008 05:24:07

• didn't her tits used to look bigger?

  By Raziel, on April 27, 2008 12:34:14

• Her boobs are just sad to look at.

  By Ivy, on April 27, 2008 14:42:47

• You know Mika is some ugly chick with a sunken chest to get that upset

  By anonymous, on April 27, 2008 22:35:58

• She has had a breast reduction? I didn't know that. My ex-girlfriend had a breast reduction, and she had very long, visible scars under each boob, around both nipples, and a scar leading down from the bottom of each nipple to connect with the long under-boob scar. I just don't see that on Neve, but maybe she healed up really well? Or do they have some new fangled way of dong breast reductions now?

  By Al, on April 27, 2008 23:01:34

• Never cared for her in the 90's...Really don't care for her now...

  By anonymous, on April 28, 2008 07:33:33

• beaver tails.

  By anonymous, on April 28, 2008 10:29:21

• Time has NOT benn nice to Neve's titties....EW!

  By allforadeuce, on April 28, 2008 11:38:29

• Mika-2 anonymous troll-0

  By lala, on April 29, 2008 10:29:42

• She needs to put her clothes back on. She doesn't have anything worth looking at!

  By anonymous, on April 29, 2008 12:18:11

• who else thinks these old dogs should've been let out 10 years ago, before gravity took over?

  By SBletDownPunIntended, on April 29, 2008 14:02:50

• the blandest,most borring nipples i've ever seen on an actress. I can only hope JLH and Lacy Chabert got more goin on.

  By anonymous, on April 29, 2008 16:03:57

• jeez i'm gonna be sick, i guess i can really tell my wife, "yes dear you are hotter than Neve Campbell" and not be lying.

  By opusmagnus, on May 6, 2008 21:09:48