just what the world needs, a 30 year old "Boy" band. They sucked back then, they'll suck now. The only good thing that came from NKOTB is the exposure that Mark Wahlberg got (and he wasn't even in the group)...his music sucked too but we found out he's a decent actor.
But now Justin Timberlake and the rest of his generation of "musicians" know they'll be able to pay the rent for at least one month when they hit 30.
Wow--that was a hoot! Funniest thing I've seen all week. This douchey video really is not so different from that cheesy "Crank That"/Soulja Boy video a few months ago. I guess the unintentional comedy factor in music videos is a constant (yay!), especially with "artists" that take themselves waaaaay too seriously. And let me just say Thank GOD for the Cure. I was so busy listening to Disintegration 24/7 that I missed NKOTB entirely. I feel blessed.
True story told through a third party: being from the MA area, a friend of mine was at a party and Jordan was there. This was the late 90's, so NKOTB was long gone. Jordan went into a room, and after he left, my friend and his friends started talking all sorts of shit about NKOTB and Jordan. Jordan overheard it and listened for awhile, and eventually came out balling and caused a big dramatic scene. Evidently everybody laughed (so I'm told) and Jordan took off to go cry in a corner or something. I'm told it was hilarious.
ROFL. Looks like I need to call my sister and tell her to bust out her British Knight high tops! (She only saved them because they signed them backstage way back in the day. Hahahahahaha
Yeah, great story, asshole. Because there is nothing more credible than a story as told through an anonymous poster on the internet who supposedly heard it through a friend who most likely heard it from the stepbrother of his friend's friend who heard it from his third cousin, (who's half-retarded) who heard it from his other retarded friend at the Downs Center Day School. Yeah, thanks! I'll be sure to pass this gem of a story around the bar at happy hour tonight.
Why all the hating? If you're not a fan, just don't go to their shows. Let the rest of us enjoy our moment. So sad that you have such contempt for a group you consider to be so lame. You should find something to be happy about.
Why does one of them look like Gary Oldman? He didn't sound like him, he sounded like a douchebag, now if he'd keep his mouth shut while we were doing it than it would be great ...
The guy in the center of the pic ... is he going to still be playing Turtle on Entourage, or is he quitting that show to get back with the band ? Weird.
And isn't the old goombah guy about 50 by now ? He's going to look like Joey Buttafuoco prancing around up there.
wow. hated nkotb when i was a kid (cosign with the above poster on listening to The Cure--but, only cuz of older bros and sis's). BUT, i must say...as a woman in my late twenties, these guys (except for donnie and jordan) are lookin' mighty fine... i'd hit it (and it. and it, too...).
WHAT THE FUCK??? , those no talent waste of space asswipes are back? what for the world NEEDS GREAT MUSIC with people with talent that can PLAY INSTRUMENTS not fags that run around the stage lypsincing to some shitty "song" stupid little girls like that kind of garbage but if you are a woman now and you are happy they are back, damn get a life and grow up mentally or are you just a low class bimbo with no taste in music and does not know what REAL MUSIC is
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Leave Your CommentYES!! i freakin LOVE NKOTB!!!
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 09:55:41
just what the world needs, a 30 year old "Boy" band. They sucked back then, they'll suck now. The only good thing that came from NKOTB is the exposure that Mark Wahlberg got (and he wasn't even in the group)...his music sucked too but we found out he's a decent actor.
But now Justin Timberlake and the rest of his generation of "musicians" know they'll be able to pay the rent for at least one month when they hit 30.
By jeffro, on April 4, 2008 10:08:48
I hold these people responsible for Justin Timberlake. As such, they should all suffer public execution. Tomorrow.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 10:18:05
This is the happiest day of my life.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 10:25:13
Wow--that was a hoot! Funniest thing I've seen all week. This douchey video really is not so different from that cheesy "Crank That"/Soulja Boy video a few months ago. I guess the unintentional comedy factor in music videos is a constant (yay!), especially with "artists" that take themselves waaaaay too seriously. And let me just say Thank GOD for the Cure. I was so busy listening to Disintegration 24/7 that I missed NKOTB entirely. I feel blessed.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 10:33:54
True story told through a third party: being from the MA area, a friend of mine was at a party and Jordan was there. This was the late 90's, so NKOTB was long gone. Jordan went into a room, and after he left, my friend and his friends started talking all sorts of shit about NKOTB and Jordan. Jordan overheard it and listened for awhile, and eventually came out balling and caused a big dramatic scene. Evidently everybody laughed (so I'm told) and Jordan took off to go cry in a corner or something. I'm told it was hilarious.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 10:51:44
Tom Cruise, Timberlake, now these guys? What's up with all the virus breeders featured on this site lately?
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 10:53:48
ROFL. Looks like I need to call my sister and tell her to bust out her British Knight high tops! (She only saved them because they signed them backstage way back in the day. Hahahahahaha
By Jessica, on April 4, 2008 11:16:13
When I was eight, those boys ruled my world. It's 20 years later and I still feel a little gitty about them. I'm smiling. I feel so ashamed.
By bv, on April 4, 2008 11:38:11
April 4, 2008 10:51:44,
Yeah, great story, asshole. Because there is nothing more credible than a story as told through an anonymous poster on the internet who supposedly heard it through a friend who most likely heard it from the stepbrother of his friend's friend who heard it from his third cousin, (who's half-retarded) who heard it from his other retarded friend at the Downs Center Day School. Yeah, thanks! I'll be sure to pass this gem of a story around the bar at happy hour tonight.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 11:48:23
And here I thought the Boy Band era was dead and buried, please pass the puke bowl this way!
By dingle-berry, on April 4, 2008 12:17:36
How low has our culture sunk that we have to re-heat dog shit like this in an attempt to find musical talent and originality today?
Kill 'em all and let God sort them out.
By Fred, on April 4, 2008 12:25:23
Best. Day. Ever.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 13:12:03
they are a lot closer to 40 than they are to 30.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 13:35:18
Time for a name change? I suggest, "Old Fuckers on the Chop Block," aka "How Donnie Walhberg Ruined His Already-Flimsy Reputation."
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 13:35:48
It's like 1989 all over again. Not really.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 14:53:27
Damn! What did they spend their money on?
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 15:02:04
Wow the 5 Fags are back.Soon the gay sex tapes will surface.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 15:10:27
New name, The New Five Gay Kids on the Block.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 15:19:13
Why all the hating? If you're not a fan, just don't go to their shows. Let the rest of us enjoy our moment. So sad that you have such contempt for a group you consider to be so lame. You should find something to be happy about.
By Angela, on April 4, 2008 18:36:24
Nowadays
Knocking
On
The
Butt
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 19:35:36
Why does one of them look like Gary Oldman? He didn't sound like him, he sounded like a douchebag, now if he'd keep his mouth shut while we were doing it than it would be great ...
By anonymous, on April 4, 2008 20:25:31
This reminds me of the Aussie movie Boytown.
Go rent it. hahahahha..
By Annie, on April 4, 2008 23:41:45
Angela, if this constitutes "your moment", then the sadness is all on your side of the table, Sweetie Pie.
Think about this.
By anonymous, on April 5, 2008 06:18:10
The guy in the center of the pic ... is he going to still be playing Turtle on Entourage, or is he quitting that show to get back with the band ? Weird.
And isn't the old goombah guy about 50 by now ? He's going to look like Joey Buttafuoco prancing around up there.
By anonymous, on April 5, 2008 09:54:30
OMG DONNNNNIIIEEEEE!!! IIMM UR BIGGESTT FANN!!
By anonymous, on April 5, 2008 12:57:17
wow. hated nkotb when i was a kid (cosign with the above poster on listening to The Cure--but, only cuz of older bros and sis's). BUT, i must say...as a woman in my late twenties, these guys (except for donnie and jordan) are lookin' mighty fine... i'd hit it (and it. and it, too...).
By anonymous, on April 5, 2008 17:28:26
Well, this is the price for living in a democracy I guess :(
This really sucks.
By Rune, on April 6, 2008 02:18:26
that story about jordan is true
By anonymous, on April 6, 2008 07:21:42
Danny looks like Chim Chim from Speed Racer.
By anonymous, on April 6, 2008 16:05:41
WHAT THE FUCK??? , those no talent waste of space asswipes are back? what for the world NEEDS GREAT MUSIC with people with talent that can PLAY INSTRUMENTS not fags that run around the stage lypsincing to some shitty "song" stupid little girls like that kind of garbage but if you are a woman now and you are happy they are back, damn get a life and grow up mentally or are you just a low class bimbo with no taste in music and does not know what REAL MUSIC is
By NEW FAGS ON THE BLOCK SUCK, on April 7, 2008 10:06:01
Time to up your dosage 10:06
By anonymous, on April 7, 2008 12:42:18
Well, 10:06 is correct. (His style might be a tad unorthodox, but his point is valid).
By anonymous, on April 7, 2008 13:56:31
lol, next up a MENUDO reunion.
By anonymous, on April 7, 2008 20:32:37
About as welcome as a outbreak of herpes.
By JUANBIGONE, on May 4, 2008 16:54:21
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