So Papa Joe the preacher isn't at all ashamed that both of his daughters have sex out of wedlock and one of them is now knocked up and going to have a shotgun wedding?
She's a nobody by now, isn't she? She's interesting only in a "train wreck" sorta way. No one should pay a nickel for an interview with this bland lip-syncer.
I think ol' Joe is pissed because his daughters won't allow him to molest them anymore so he has to take their money instead. Good trade Joe, you money grubbing fuck face.
Pete Wentz cannot even manage to look his radiant bride-to-be in the eyes. Oh, yeah, true love. I wonder how money he's being paid. That must be why Papa Joe is whoring out his skanks yet again. Gotta pay off the beard some way. Man, Fall Out Boy must've broke up, huh? And is it the neon heels, or is short-ass Ashlee TALLER than that homo? What a fucking idiot she is. Even she can do better than him. Hopefully the wedding caterer will serve contaminated egg salad and punch laced with Ex-Lax.
hahaha but the stupid tablods and morning shows will pay that money to talk to her thats how fucked up things are to bad ,before a celebrity would pop a kid people would go aaaawwww and that was it no one paid them money for pics or an interview who the hell started that shit PAY PER VIEW
I think Papa Joe is quite possibly the most vile (with the exclusion of certain government officials and terrorists) human alive right now. What a fucking pig.
I thought selling albums had something to do with good music. I guess I was wrong, it's about getting married and having babies. No wonder my band hasn't taken off yet. I shouold definitely concentrate much more of my efforts to sell music on things that have absolutely no relation to music.
this all seems a little contrived to me w/ the new album and all. I wouldn't put it past Joe 1) make all this up for publicity or 2) get his daughter knocked up to cash in pn the baby hype. the guy is a sleaze
...and of course there's always the convenient "miscarriage" if the album doesn't sell. That's another story right there. "Ashlee's Heartbreak!" scream the supermarket 'bloids.
I think playboy should pay her millions to pose naked. Please pose naked and show off your perfect body before the pregnancy shows. I'm so sad that some other guy got to have unprotected sex with her.
One would hope that these two are better parents then Nicole and whatever that guys name is. "Unsexy to leave your baby at home to go party. This is our next generation? I do like Pete, I think he will be a good dad.
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Leave Your CommentSo Papa Joe the preacher isn't at all ashamed that both of his daughters have sex out of wedlock and one of them is now knocked up and going to have a shotgun wedding?
By anonymous, on April 17, 2008 08:55:41
She's a nobody by now, isn't she? She's interesting only in a "train wreck" sorta way. No one should pay a nickel for an interview with this bland lip-syncer.
By catman, on April 17, 2008 08:56:16
How much did that Spears girl get? Ashlee should be worth at least twice that, even though she's not underage.
By anonymous, on April 17, 2008 09:05:44
Papa Joe even supplied the sperm so that he can write off his work come tax time.
By Donkey Punch, on April 17, 2008 09:15:29
I think ol' Joe is pissed because his daughters won't allow him to molest them anymore so he has to take their money instead. Good trade Joe, you money grubbing fuck face.
By I hate Hippies, on April 17, 2008 09:22:48
I still dont believe this...I keep thinking this is all about selling albums.. shes not pregnant..
By lilo, on April 17, 2008 09:39:39
Pete Wentz cannot even manage to look his radiant bride-to-be in the eyes. Oh, yeah, true love. I wonder how money he's being paid. That must be why Papa Joe is whoring out his skanks yet again. Gotta pay off the beard some way. Man, Fall Out Boy must've broke up, huh? And is it the neon heels, or is short-ass Ashlee TALLER than that homo? What a fucking idiot she is. Even she can do better than him. Hopefully the wedding caterer will serve contaminated egg salad and punch laced with Ex-Lax.
By Go back from wentz you came, on April 17, 2008 09:48:15
I wouldn't pay to see pictures of her making a baby and I cerainly wouldn't pay for pictures of the end result! And, oh yeah - who cares?
By anonymous, on April 17, 2008 09:51:21
hahaha but the stupid tablods and morning shows will pay that money to talk to her thats how fucked up things are to bad ,before a celebrity would pop a kid people would go aaaawwww and that was it no one paid them money for pics or an interview who the hell started that shit PAY PER VIEW
By don't pay you bastards, on April 17, 2008 10:01:07
I think Papa Joe is quite possibly the most vile (with the exclusion of certain government officials and terrorists) human alive right now. What a fucking pig.
By anonymous, on April 17, 2008 10:15:49
I thought selling albums had something to do with good music. I guess I was wrong, it's about getting married and having babies. No wonder my band hasn't taken off yet. I shouold definitely concentrate much more of my efforts to sell music on things that have absolutely no relation to music.
By Disillusioned, on April 17, 2008 10:28:28
this all seems a little contrived to me w/ the new album and all. I wouldn't put it past Joe 1) make all this up for publicity or 2) get his daughter knocked up to cash in pn the baby hype. the guy is a sleaze
By PK, on April 17, 2008 10:49:40
...and of course there's always the convenient "miscarriage" if the album doesn't sell. That's another story right there. "Ashlee's Heartbreak!" scream the supermarket 'bloids.
Oh, wait, did I type "if"?? I meant "when".
By Go back from wentz you came, on April 17, 2008 11:04:59
isn't he that kid from the Jonas Brothers? I saw him on Nick Junior, I think...
By anonymous, on April 17, 2008 11:39:38
Meh.
By anonymous, on April 17, 2008 11:58:26
so...i wonder if the kid will get her old nose???
By manifest, on April 17, 2008 13:05:47
It looks like a douche-faced frog.
By Creamy, on April 17, 2008 13:54:22
Six cents is more like it.
By My bad, on April 17, 2008 14:44:44
I think playboy should pay her millions to pose naked. Please pose naked and show off your perfect body before the pregnancy shows.
I'm so sad that some other guy got to have unprotected sex with her.
By anonymous, on April 17, 2008 17:07:16
IT'S TRUE LOVE OKAY GOD
By anonymous, on April 17, 2008 18:48:01
I wish my dad would have been a pimp so I could be rich.
By anonymous, on April 17, 2008 19:18:42
One would hope that these two are better parents then Nicole and whatever that guys name is. "Unsexy to leave your baby at home to go party. This is our next generation? I do like Pete, I think he will be a good dad.
By Petras Mama, on April 30, 2008 13:44:59
So,which one of those pussies will carry the child?
By juanbigone, on May 4, 2008 16:46:54
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