34 Comments:

• her and the 2 wacky douchbage DJs should get in a car and drive it off a cliff

  By pk, on April 15, 2008 10:45:48

• With all the shit that afflicts paris, (wonk eye, gigantic feet, no tits, ugly face and gruesome nose) one would think that she would at least have the common sense to be able to pick better features. Kardashian's ass and Simpson's tits are big and better than anything hilton has naturally or could buy at the doctor's office.
  Uh, paris, in case you havent noticed, which I am not sure how you could have missed it, but you are disgusting, you cant keep a man and nobody gives a fuck about what you have to say, so do us all a favor and shut the fuck up, hmm? Sounds great.

  By Grace Yip, on April 15, 2008 10:54:30

• My hate burns for this woman like the heat of 1000 suns, but she's got a nice little rack ... little being the operative word.

  By IBTC, on April 15, 2008 10:54:39

• Two words - ass goiter.

  By anonymous, on April 15, 2008 11:00:10

• Her boobies are the only nice thing about her. Great nipples. The rest of her is fucking nasty.

  By Hyperbole, on April 15, 2008 11:03:05

• That's more than anyone should see of Paris Hilton. Blech!

  By anonymous, on April 15, 2008 11:04:01

• Ol' Bung eye needs to realize that she is in fact one of the ugliest women on the planet and when she has kids they will be able to walk straight out of that beat up mud pit she calls a vagina. I also have come to the conclusion that if you have sex with Bung eye that you are tunnel buddies with more than half the American public.

  By I hate Hippies, on April 15, 2008 11:06:29

• She scares me when she flaps her cunt eye.
  
  Please make the bad woman go away.

  By Donkey Punch, on April 15, 2008 11:25:29

• Judging how Paris goes through men, I figure I'm in line for some Hilton sex sooner or later. Here's what I'll need: A bathtub full of penicillin, a full body condom and one of those memory erasing things from "Men In Black". On second thought, I'll use the memory thing on Paris and ship her off to some third world convent, where she'll never be seen again. That benefits us all.

  By anonymous, on April 15, 2008 11:35:52

• For someone who claims to hate big breasts she sure does love to wear those massive push up bras that make hers looks much much bigger than they actually are...
  
  skank

  By anonymous, on April 15, 2008 11:46:41

• As unfathomable as the thought is to the rest of the thinking world, Paris Hilton actually believes that she is scorching hot. Someone, somewhere must actually like this bitch because they're buying her products. I say to everyone out there - stop buying Paris' shit or you are contributing to her delusional way of thinking. This bitch needs to be knocked down a peg or two and obviously, prison didn't do its job.

  By anonymous, on April 15, 2008 11:49:46

• Wow Paris, insecure much? For someone who makes her living by insisting on her own hotness, she sure does feel the need to put down other girls who are obviously more attractive than her...and she knows it.
  
  Jealousy ain't attractive, sweety. Neither are those fat-man tits of yours.

  By anonymous, on April 15, 2008 11:52:41

• I can't believe she said that!
  and blech, Joe Francis gives me the creeps!

  By anonymous, on April 15, 2008 13:02:07

• I'm still rolling from the black guy's reaction in the pic of her dancing on the table. He wins the "That Guy" award for 2008 hands down.

  By anonymous, on April 15, 2008 13:10:40

• That's hot.

  By anonymous, on April 15, 2008 13:20:06

• She does have nice nipples.

  By anonymous, on April 15, 2008 13:20:57

• It's amazing that cum-drinker Joe Francis was able to get topless pics of her. Just proves that if you know how to play it right you can bring out the "inner whore" in the girls that have it. Paris is a whore; nothing more, nothing less and Joe knew it.

  By Fred, on April 15, 2008 13:21:05

• Look at Francis' face -- as if he just conquered a mountain. Hate to break the news to you Joe, that wonky biatch will show her tits to anyone. Show us a shot of you lowering the bikini top on Kim Kardashian, then I will be impressed. Kinda.
  
  What Paris doesn't know is that men like me love cottage cheese in a trash bag. I love rubbing my nose all over it. Nom Nom Nom.
  
  More cheese, please!

  By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on April 15, 2008 13:40:40

• She has great tits. I understand why everyone hates on Paris, but please leave her boobies out of this - they've done nothing wrong!

  By Matt, on April 15, 2008 16:23:05

• Natural breasts are better than implants. A full ass is better than a flat ass.

  By God has spoken, on April 15, 2008 16:26:33

• I know people don't like Paris, but how is Kim KardASShian any better? Remember when she tried to put out her sex tape with that black guy and no one cared? The women sticks out her ass in every photo. If it wasn't for Paris making friends with her, no one would know who she was. ANd now she's famous..for what? Her ass? She's no better than Paris Hilton. At least Paris is natural. No doubt that Kim has implants in her breasts and probably her ass as well.

  By anonymous, on April 16, 2008 02:39:12

• this post has made my morning. thank you bitch guru.

  By Marianne, on April 16, 2008 02:49:06

• yeah right...

  By mokkelaar, on April 16, 2008 04:39:03

• I've seen men with bigger breasts than Paris..
  And before everyone starts pounding me with the boobs don't make the woman beautiful song and dance.
  I know that but since the rest of her is even more hideous from her plank board of an ass to her googly eyes, I was just trying to reach for anything to compliment her on...
  Nope....still thinking...
  hours later...tapping pencil on desk....
  ummm...
  nice hotels you guys have...there I found something..

  By anonymous, on April 16, 2008 06:42:37

• They're both degenerates so who cares?

  By anonymous, on April 16, 2008 09:21:36

• people are not seeing the trend.
  
  anyway one of her friends gets more publicity than her, she's no longer their friend.
  
  people always say how pretty nicole and kim are and paris can't take that so she stops being their friend.

  By Prettyboy, on April 16, 2008 13:05:42

• Hey lay off people , Paris is happy with what God gave her : The body of a young boy

  By anonymous, on April 16, 2008 15:44:12

• Seeing Joe Frances and his hands near her tits makes me want to take a shower.
  Seriously.

  By Meme, on April 16, 2008 15:44:40

• Well I have said it before and I will say it again..I like Kim ..okay the black guy fetish she has grosses me out..but I guess they treat her better than white guys who think all women should be a size 0...
  
  And the sex tape was bad taste but how come no one complains about Hepatitis Pam and Tommy Lee's sex tape?? hmmm??
  
  And if it is the black on white issue how come you don't rag Seal and Heidi Kum???? hmmmm?? I mean that's completely deranged right there..
  
  But back to my original thought..kim is not a degenerate...

  By anonymous, on April 16, 2008 15:50:49

• I neva thought I'd say this...but I'm on Paris side, not to close that she actually touches me. (HERPES!!) But that ass really is disgusting looking. Kim really needs to tighten that thing up

  By anonymous, on April 16, 2008 16:09:53

• I actually agree with the moron.

  By Anonymous Realist, on April 16, 2008 17:59:44

• I'm sure her grandfather is beaming with pride over this one..

  By anonymous, on April 17, 2008 04:40:45

• someone told paris once that her brain was like a trash bag full of cottage cheese and she has just been waiting for a chance to use it on someone else......

  By JAM, on April 18, 2008 09:44:14

• WTF happened to her vagina? That's very nasty!!!

  By anonymous, on April 24, 2008 20:21:52