yes yes buy her that cheetah please so it can eat her that way the world will be free of that ugly useless skank ,also buy a tiger for the kardacian bitches come on people put your money together and buy those kitties
I was watching TMZ the other night and they read to Paris (because she can't with her 8th grade education) about things people were saying about her and they were some great comments. Most of them spoke on how stupid and slutty she was and then she got all upset and teary eyed it was fucking funny. Maybe just maybe if Paris decided to finish High School she wouldn't come off as such a moron. And I agree with giving her a Cheetah that has not had food in a couple weeks because as soon as she tries to but makeup on that thing it will attack, we can only dream.
Gotta laugh at how she's trying to look all demure and "classy" now. Meanwhile, countless videos of her sucking cock on horseback are just one click away.
I just had a vision of a cheetah running rampant in the streets of Beverly Hills eating all the annoying people who are famous for nothing. And it was good. So yes, please, let's get Big Bird a cheetah.
This would be a hard choice. On the one hand I do love animals and on the other hand I hate Hollywood. I think I'd buy a couple of cheetahs and set them loose in Beverly Hills ...
What a dumbass twat. This is the same dimwitted moron that had a rare malaysian lemur that she called "babylove" & tried to take to premieres of movies. It didn't like cameras & started clawing her hair & face. So, she did what any dumbass cocksucking cunt like her does; she forgot about it for weeks at a time. Her assistant ended up feeding & watering it, and convinced her to give it to a zoo, before it died from dehydration or hunger.
Now this cum burping slut wants to buy a cheetah "because it looks pretty". I say let her have it. She'll forget to feed or water it, and it'll kill her. We won't have to put up with her herpes infected carcass anymore, and everyone will be the better for it.
I like the idea of Paris and a Cheetah, but why not something even more likely to eat her? Why not a great white shark, or a lion, or a Siberian tiger?
Oh yes, Paris, cheetahs are sooooo cute. Trust me, they are very lovable -- so lovable, in fact, that they are very much like domestic cats, just slightly bigger. Have your assistant film the first <strike>pouncing</strike> feeding... then post it here. I think I speak for all when I say we are all animal lovers.
26 Comments:
Leave Your CommentSomeone buy this annoying bitch one so it can eat her and put us out our misery. Thank you in advance.
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 06:41:42
Maybe the cheetah will eat her?
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 06:42:05
Maybe she wants the fur for her pussy .......
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 07:10:39
I'm suddenly reminded of Elymra in the Tiny Toons Adventures cartoon...only this time she's grown up and whorish. And not particularly funny.
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 07:22:19
Those are cute shoes Paris, do they make them in women's sizes?
By x24, on April 8, 2008 07:38:10
I hear wild Siberian tigers make better pets.
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 08:12:43
yes yes buy her that cheetah please so it can eat her that way the world will be free of that ugly useless skank ,also buy a tiger for the kardacian bitches come on people put your money together and buy those kitties
By buy the cats, on April 8, 2008 09:35:34
Too bad she can't buy a clue, eh?
Fuuuuck....
By joejoe, on April 8, 2008 09:47:50
I bet she's hung like a giraffe! I bet Joel gets the best of both worlds, hermie bitch!!!!
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 10:13:16
Let her have the damn cheetah after it's been deprived of food and water for a week or so.
By Hetero Pig Champion, on April 8, 2008 10:30:12
I was watching TMZ the other night and they read to Paris (because she can't with her 8th grade education) about things people were saying about her and they were some great comments. Most of them spoke on how stupid and slutty she was and then she got all upset and teary eyed it was fucking funny. Maybe just maybe if Paris decided to finish High School she wouldn't come off as such a moron. And I agree with giving her a Cheetah that has not had food in a couple weeks because as soon as she tries to but makeup on that thing it will attack, we can only dream.
By I hate Hippies, on April 8, 2008 11:38:27
What do Paris, Lindsay Lohan and OJ Simpson have in common?
Answer: they are all sociopaths
By Mske them go away, on April 8, 2008 12:33:31
Everyday when I go to this site I pray to read the headline: Paris Hilton eaten by Hyena.
So this posting, while funny is actually dissapointing.
By thebig28, on April 8, 2008 12:54:26
Do cheetahs eat wonky-eyed, big birds for breakfast? Yes...yes they do!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 13:31:11
The way she is standing around like a knock-kneed ostrich makes me wonder if she is aware of how ugly she is?
By willa dodge, on April 8, 2008 13:43:50
Gotta laugh at how she's trying to look all demure and "classy" now. Meanwhile, countless videos of her sucking cock on horseback are just one click away.
By Fred, on April 8, 2008 14:39:20
I just had a vision of a cheetah running rampant in the streets of Beverly Hills eating all the annoying people who are famous for nothing. And it was good. So yes, please, let's get Big Bird a cheetah.
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 16:31:13
This would be a hard choice. On the one hand I do love animals and on the other hand I hate Hollywood. I think I'd buy a couple of cheetahs and set them loose in Beverly Hills ...
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 18:38:08
HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS SITE
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 19:36:42
What a dumbass twat. This is the same dimwitted moron that had a rare malaysian lemur that she called "babylove" & tried to take to premieres of movies. It didn't like cameras & started clawing her hair & face. So, she did what any dumbass cocksucking cunt like her does; she forgot about it for weeks at a time. Her assistant ended up feeding & watering it, and convinced her to give it to a zoo, before it died from dehydration or hunger.
Now this cum burping slut wants to buy a cheetah "because it looks pretty". I say let her have it. She'll forget to feed or water it, and it'll kill her. We won't have to put up with her herpes infected carcass anymore, and everyone will be the better for it.
By anonymous, on April 8, 2008 22:44:01
Why would she want a cheetah when she already has a monkey as a boyfriend? ;p
By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 00:59:50
Paris: "Oh look, Chee-chee just bit Benji on the neck. That's hot..."
By ninja cool, on April 9, 2008 01:11:04
I like the idea of Paris and a Cheetah, but why not something even more likely to eat her? Why not a great white shark, or a lion, or a Siberian tiger?
By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 06:32:33
My Coke Fest? They shoulda gotten Lohan...
By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 07:16:46
We could debate over who has the larger pussy.
By Ivan Tarratitzoff, on April 9, 2008 07:45:17
Oh yes, Paris, cheetahs are sooooo cute. Trust me, they are very lovable -- so lovable, in fact, that they are very much like domestic cats, just slightly bigger. Have your assistant film the first <strike>pouncing</strike> feeding... then post it here. I think I speak for all when I say we are all animal lovers.
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on April 9, 2008 18:43:43
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