39 Comments:

• Ugh. Leah Remini and Jenna Elfman are hideous. Just fugly. Post photos of them without lighting and makeup.
  
  The reason Cruisegaybars and Revolting have remained big stars for so long is this: Both of them are held by the nuts because Co$ has them on tape admitting they are gay (or possibly bisexual, in Revolta's case). They are motivated by a desire not to be outed, whereas Elfman and Co. are batshit cultoids. They pour most of their energy into that crap, and don't have much left for a career. I can't stand Lewis, but I'll admit she's done some good work in the past. Elfman--meh. The other one, Remini, I've never seen in anything, but I find her ugly, so I don't care.
  
  Let's see how many roles are handed out to the numerous $cientologists from the cast of That 70's Show. I'm pretty sure Topher Grace isn't one of THEM, but Will Smith totally had me fooled, so one never knows.
  
  Danny Masterson ISGilbert Grape!!
  
  Laura Prepon, the poor man's Alicia Witt, stars in Don't Do That, You Awful Burglar, the Lifetime TV drama originally written for Valerie Bertinelli before it was disclosed that she had become colossal!!
  
  Danny Masterson's brother in something!!
  
  What's interesting about Tommy The Short is this (relatively) recent fanaticism. Exactly what happened that caused him to completely melt down in front of the entire planet? He's done precious little movie-wise since he started this whole "Katie is amazing!!!!!" campaign a few years back. What triggered this insanity?
  
  One theory I've had is that Co$'s enrollment, having plummeted dramatically--this is documented info and not easy to get hold of, for obvious reasons--over the last several years, needed a mega-megaboost. Who ya gonna call?
  
  "Hello, Tom? Dave. Listen, dude, we need you to start acting like a complete asshole, or we'll tell everyone that you routinely suck me off."
  
  "You will? Oh, that's awesome... *chuckle* Yeah, just like Katie is awesome. Ha ha ha! You're funny. Anyhoo, we have you scheduled for the fat black broad for Thursday. Does that work for you?... Aces. Alright--oh, and get the fat black broad hooked in, too... I know, I know, she's a fuckin' wall of Don't Even, but seriously--get in her face. Do whatever. Don't let up. Pretend you're that same guy who tricked you into joining right before you landed Risky Business, the Personality Test guy. Do the pressure thing. Love-bomb her. Give her too much coffee and keep her up for three days. Hell, jump all over her couch. Right. What? The guy who lured you into the Church? Hmm... Oh, yeah: we drowned him. Okay, man. See you tonight for more homosexual activity. Mwah. Love ya."

  By jump the couch, on April 18, 2008 12:20:44

• Remini is a raging cunt with a butterface. Did anyone see that show VH1 or one of those channels did where they followed her pregnancy? Then she did her little "silent birth". Fucking psychos.

  By anonymous, on April 18, 2008 12:32:34

• look, scientology is weird but it's hardly the reason those actors aren't getting work. they don't get work because they're like every other actor out there, the odds are against them and they were lucky to get a break in the first place. 99.9% of television and movie actors disappear into obscurity. and as for beck, he's had several great albums, critically acclaimed even, but since they're not on top 40 crap radio people think he's not successful? get with the program. (ooooprah.)

  By ellen, on April 18, 2008 12:42:14

• Great, who's going to save the world now?

  By anonymous, on April 18, 2008 12:46:11

• Nice mask in the background. Very subtle.

  By BV, on April 18, 2008 13:05:20

• When Lord Xenu returns, the Scientology actress biatches will be forced to work in his personal harem. HAIL XENU!

  By anonymous, on April 18, 2008 13:07:47

• Jenna Elfman looks like Windy O'Williams in the first photo...Leah Remini does not look that good anymore.

  By anonymous, on April 18, 2008 13:10:03

• scientology sucks. beck is awesome. recognize.

  By jdm, on April 18, 2008 13:10:44

• Beck had 1 good CD, just 1. It's his own fault he got too wrapped up in his cult to make anymore great music.

  By anonymous, on April 18, 2008 13:12:18

• my hair plugs are awesome.......fuck you.

  By anonymous, on April 18, 2008 13:12:35

• Beck may not have had a "hit", but his music has held steady being good.

  By anonymous, on April 18, 2008 13:22:16

• I won't buy anything of Beck's because that money goes right into the Co$ cult.

  By anonymous, on April 18, 2008 13:23:39

• Beck IS awesome. I'm just really disappointed to find out he is associated with these nutjobs. Very disappointed. What's next? Is Springsteen a Mormon? Are the guys in Motley Crue actually Jehovah Witnesses? My world is all topsy turvy!

  By Santos, on April 18, 2008 13:26:42

• Chicken or egg? I think most of the people listed ran into trouble maintaining their early success, and increasingly turned to Scientology. That's a great way to drive the nails into the coffin, but it wouldn't derail the talent and drive of true artists, like Jessica Biel's left and right asscheeks.

  By anonymous, on April 18, 2008 13:27:54

• Ellen, honey, you know I love ya. But reality has no place in this argument, not here. Can we not just agree the Church of Scientisimology (whatever) sucks?
  
  It sucks large sweaty donkey balls, right?
  
  Good. 'Nuff said. No, wait. Beck ROCKED.
  
  Now it's 'nuff said.
  
  

  By Vigilante, on April 18, 2008 14:07:27

• Remini NEVER looked like that 2002 photoshoot. They actually painted her up with makeup, then airbrushed the hell out of the photos. Her chest is covered with moles and stretch marks but you never see them in mag photos. And now the amount of cellulite she is packing is unreal. Nasty ugly really.

  By anonymous, on April 18, 2008 14:53:16

• Fuck Beck. And fuck Scientology too. They are both as useless as panties on a $10 crackwhore. Scientology has more menstrual chunks and shit stains in there tho...

  By John Trawatta, on April 18, 2008 15:00:14

• For what it is worth I emailed You Tube to protest the cancellation of Mark's channel. I think Scientology is getting away with a bit too much when it comes to crushing free speech. If Mark is not posting anything that breaks copyright laws or violates privacy there is no reason Co$ should be able to shut him down. That should not be happening.

  By anonymous, on April 18, 2008 15:01:00

• Jump the couch:
  
  That was fucking priceless.

  By anonymous, on April 18, 2008 15:01:40

• Those are terrible pictures of Jenna Elfman, but I'd still bang her into next week.

  By anonymous, on April 18, 2008 15:07:51

• Can everyone now see that the Anonymous protests weren't about attacking freedom of religion? From the very first message, Anonymous made that clear - the message was addressed to $cientology "leaders," and Anon was objecting to the cult's thuggish attempts at stifling free speech.
  
  Now we have yet another reminder of what kind of assholes are running the cult. $cientology leaders know they can't win in a fair fight, so they're trying to bash their critics into silence. Again.
  
  Do you wishy-washy, intellectually lazy guys who said it's about freedom of religion finally get it? The Co$ is a dangerous cult that destroys lives and stomps on free speech.
  
  I mean, really, do you understand now?

  By Nameless, on April 18, 2008 15:45:49

• Tom Cruise is a Moron and has the mind of a 2 year old!!
  
  

  By anonymous, on April 18, 2008 16:16:52

• HAHA, yeah RIGHT leah remini. bitch, please! i feel bad for the sweatshop of photoshop editors working day and night for months to clean up those pics!

  By anonymous, on April 18, 2008 16:26:37

• LOL at Jenna "Rabbit Face" Elfman trying, and failing, to be hot.

  By anonymous, on April 18, 2008 17:22:23

• I love the fact that a Scientologist's Shitty Show is advertised right next to this.
  
  Kimora Lee Simmons is certainly the person I think should be the face of The Path To Happiness:
  
  
  Phase I: Drop panties for rich guy
  Phase II:
  Phase III: Happiness! (read: profit!)

  By anonymous, on April 18, 2008 18:12:48

• Free Katie Holmes!!

  By anonymous, on April 18, 2008 18:19:16

• Interesting about Kimora Lee Simmons, I do remember her name repeatedly coming up in one of the CO$ vids posted here. I wonder if Jenny and Todd would care to have her add removed from this website?

  By anonymous, on April 18, 2008 18:36:40

• Beck was born into Scientology, from what I understand, so that's kind of a bogus claim. Well, bogus to use him as an example, at least. So was Danny Masterson. I don't know that it affects their work so much as it affects public opinion. I certainly lose respect for people when I find out their into Scientology.

  By anonymous, on April 18, 2008 19:51:35

• The sicko cult of all sickos!!! Put'em all in their church and throw a torch in there.

  By European, on April 19, 2008 02:18:29

• Thank you IDLYITW for following this story!!
  This is f-ing awesome, it's so exciting to watch $cientology start to crumble.
  It's rotten to the core, so a couple of good kicks should do it.

  By anonymous, on April 19, 2008 03:00:12

• A religion using its money and power to crush those who don't agree with it's message, that is just unheard of. Good thing the people of the new world didn't have Youtube, or we may not be the glorious christian nation that we are today.

  By dondadav, on April 19, 2008 04:07:18

• psuedo-religion bullcrap!

  By suri cruise, on April 19, 2008 13:00:28

• About Kimora Lee Simmons: $cientology's leader said to a big crowd of cult members (in a video that was leaked) that her company was helping the cult distribute propaganda. She swiftly denied it. Whether she is a $cilon is unclear to me. I would say probably not.

  By catman, on April 19, 2008 15:39:25

• This is what YouTube had to say when I asked them to reconsider reinstating Mark's YouTube account. Now, keep in mind he said all the content he uploaded was his own. If that is true, and I suspect it is, YouTube is not being consistent with their own rules.
  
  Hi there,
  
  Thanks for your email.
  
  We are only able to discuss specific content removals with the user who
  posted the materials.
  
  We take copyright issues very seriously and prohibit users from uploading
  infringing material. We cooperate with copyright holders to identify and
  promptly remove infringing content from the site. Our community guidelines
  make it clear that users must own or have permission from the copyright
  holders to post any videos. Videos that breach these rules are removed and
  we disable all accounts belonging to repeat offenders.
  
  Regards,
  
  Sam
  The YouTube Team

  By anonymous, on April 19, 2008 19:26:20

• Did anyone hear Leah Remini on the Stern radio show a few years ago? She was a complete asshole to Artie Lange. Really rude. I've hated her ever since

  By KCjersey, on April 20, 2008 06:07:00

• Tom Cruise and John Travolta are definitely a different type of homo, alright.

  By i5318008, on April 20, 2008 07:02:44

• I'm just glad Dharma and Greg got canceled though it's probably too late. It's already been transmitted into outer space and aliens are on their way right now to murder us all. TV is going to do us in people ...

  By anonymous, on April 20, 2008 09:10:57

• Anon 19:51,
  
  I'm not sure about Beck being born into Co$; he married a $cientologist (Giovanni Ribisi's sister), so I assumed he'd converted, but maybe he actually met her at some creepy Co$ "party". Either way, it's so hard to believe someone like him would be involved with them, so I figured he did it for love, or some crap like that, because he seems too intelligent to do it otherwise.
  
  Most of these Co$ celebrities are not that bright. The argument that "anyone can get sucked in" has been rammed down my throat many times, and it's just horseshit, as far as I'm concerned. A particular type of person gets lured in: Desirous of status/power/money; Given to magical thinking; Insecure/Attachment-disordered; Narcissistic/Compensatory Narcissist (need to feel "special" and "better" than others).
  
  There's more, but those are the core items I've identified in my travels. Beck just doesn't seem like a narcissistic, power-hungry person. Otherwise he'd at the very least be making a totally different kind of music. Beck Sings Abba's Greatest Hits! Actually, that would probably be cool, like Sonic Youth covering The Carpenters.
  
  Anyway, I wish he'd quit. I wish Giovanni Ribisi would quit, too. I was horrified when I discovered he was involved with those filthy bastards. I always thought he was underrated, and found him eminently watchable in everything he did. (Great as "Good Boy" Dex in the otherwise shitty Jude Law blue screen flick, Captain Something of Tomorrow, or whatever it was. With Gwyneth Paltrow, the human equivalent of bagpipe music.) Now, Ribisi just makes me sick.
  
  Danny Masterson, well... he's an ASSHOLE. Saw him Co$-shilling on TV, all indignant and marching with that fat turd Kirstie Alley and her goons. ASS HOLE.> I don't care that he was born into it. At some point, if you aren't a complete feeb, you pull your head out of your ass and you say, "Well, this is bullshit. Later, Mom and Dad. Thanks for feeding me and clothing me and brainwashing me and everything, but I'm going to leave the compound now."

  By jump the couch, on April 20, 2008 14:10:50

• Leah Remni and Jenna Elfman aren't hot at all. Never was, never will be. Why post their fuckin' photos.

  By anonymous, on April 20, 2008 16:20:55