32 Comments:

• FYI
  
  Von Stauffenberg, Cruise's character, was not a Nazi...which was why he tried to kill Hitler. He was a member of the Prussian aristocracy who hated Hitler.

  By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 10:46:05

• I expected the new movie to be great. Tom really knows how to get the German soldier marching.

  By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 10:46:25

• That Crazy Cruise. Maybe aliens will come down and help it out now that his life can be considered a total joke.

  By jon, on April 9, 2008 10:47:53

• Cruise's people are saying the rescheduling to February is to take advantage of President's Day weekend. Everyone who knows February is one of Hollywood's slowest box-office months is laughing at that lame attempt at saving face.

  By Run-DMS, on April 9, 2008 10:51:19

• Tom Cruise needs a publicity boost.
  
  Perhaps if he stepped out of a Mercedes and revealed his unshaved nads hanging out of a pair of short shorts.

  By Paris Hilton, on April 9, 2008 10:52:52

• Remember when Tom Cruise got sprayed by that gag microphone on a red carpet somewhere?
  
  That was good times.

  By i don't like you in any way, on April 9, 2008 10:53:34

• i LOVE her dress!!

  By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 11:00:49

• Because Scientology fixes all the problems in your life... except having a career in free-fall and being considered a massive joke. That, and having a huge crazy grin that creeps people out.
  
  Maybe the only reason he was a star was because the people in charge got moderately good roles for him. On his own, his movie choices SUCK.

  By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 11:02:01

• When you said Tom Cruise Fails again, I thought you were talking about when he tried to reach those delicious Pringles on the top sheld without a step stool.

  By i don't like you in any way, on April 9, 2008 11:14:23

• Run-DMS, if the picture is that bad, I can only imagine how bad the ones he does afterwards will be.
  
  Apparently he's in that lame-ass "Tropic Thunder," a really stupid-sounding comedy about a guy rooming with "the other man," and an update of the Hardy Boys.
  
  Seriously, can you get any lamer? Two of these projects are with Ben Stiller.

  By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 11:16:53

• Wake up Tommy, your life is in fucking ruins. You should have enjoyed the days when you were at the top, now you are on the accelerated descent downward. Sayonara Asshole!

  By Grace Yip, on April 9, 2008 11:32:11

• Cruise is heading for Britney Spears trainwreck territory. He's not there yet, but you can see it approaching on the horizon and he's accelerating in its direction.

  By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 11:44:50

• Does he have to wear those god-awful lifts even around "his" little daughter?

  By Fred, on April 9, 2008 11:53:59

• I can't wait until Suri is as tall as her dad (a couple years) and beats the living shit out of him for being such an asshole.

  By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 13:08:12

• Who puts their kid in a white dress to go to the playground?

  By Willa Dodge, on April 9, 2008 13:39:25

• Jesus Christ, I hate him. It's too bad he's got that Napoleon complex thing going, because it pretty much means he'll never kill himself. One of us will have to do it, and that's damned annoying shit. The weapons, the planning, the space blood (space blood is impossible to remove--even baking soda doesn't work), the lunch, you name it. It's a logistical nightmare. Fuckin' not-gonna-kill-himself asshole.

  By Suri. Yes, THAT Suri. I can type., on April 9, 2008 13:51:34

• Lmao thats funny suri. Tom Cruise may just be the next anti christ

  By ladyguitarstar, on April 9, 2008 14:31:57

• 11:44:50, you think he'll ever go berserk and shave his head, grinning madly all the time? Then barricade himself in the bathroom with Suri, yelling in a bad British accent?
  
  It's like a Jack Nicholson horror movie. And when he goes TOTALLY insane, I want front-row seats.

  By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 17:33:04

• That picture with him in the sunglasses with his fingers pointed SO emphasize the crazy. Well done.

  By Nicole Kidman, on April 9, 2008 17:39:18

• Maybe the new movie is bombing because he doesn't know how to speak with a german accent! The trailer I saw was not at all believeable.

  By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 18:38:20

• Crazy fucker.

  By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 19:30:26

• He may be crazy, but will he use psychiatric drugs? May be -- if they are suppositories.

  By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 19:41:00

• I HATE Tommy Girl!

  By marcus, on April 9, 2008 19:52:49

• Tom would like to have a polygamist compound like that one in Texas. The women were kept without any knowledge of the outside world, forced to bear children and wear matching dresses.

  By silver viper, on April 9, 2008 21:04:49

• When is hollywood going to learn that most people don't want to see anti american movies like LFL. The hate has gotten so bad they don't even care that their losing money at the box office.

  By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 21:17:37

• Tommy is setting himself up for a mariah carey style meltdown, pass the popcorn.

  By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 22:02:49

• 18:38:20, yep, me too. And he looks REALLY goofy in that hat and eyepatch. Someone like Christian Bale could pull it off, but not the Gay Cruiser.
  
  silver viper, only if he could have some boys in matching dresses too.

  By anonymous, on April 9, 2008 22:59:52

• A movie about a second world war senior German officer might work if this twit had bothered getting an actor who at least looks the part instead of casting himself.

  By anonymous, on April 10, 2008 00:47:01

• Do ya voodoo to fix your scienceology problemn Mr, Cuize.

  By anonymous, on April 10, 2008 04:37:53

• ANON @ 11:02...you hit it square on the snout. And speaking of snouts...if $cientology really worked couldn't he (instead of leaving his body and flying around the world, which they believe) fix that nose of his.....it looks like it's trying to make a right turn.
  He should do Pinnocchio II...you know, everytime he says "I'M NOT A HOMOSEXUAL" his nose grows...you know kind of what looks like is happening in real life

  By Libraesque, on April 10, 2008 15:02:04

• Tom's DEAD career is a good example of what happens when your ego becomes bigger than your dick. He and Katie Holmes thought they were going to trick everyone into believing their FAKE relationship. Everyone saw it for what is was immediately. It sure backfired on both of them. What a couple of IDIOTS they both are. I hope they are laughed out of Hollywood.

  By jalan, on April 10, 2008 16:32:09

• Tom's DEAD career is a good example of what happens when your ego becomes bigger than your dick
  
  Couldn't have taken very long. His ego's gotta be at least, what, like 3 inches by now?

  By measuring tape, on April 11, 2008 07:04:52