IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: A Britney Spears Sex Tape is For Sale

A Britney Spears Sex Tape is For Sale

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All aboard the classy train!

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 10:42:23
i just spit up a little...

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 10:43:52
WOnder if the father will try to get an injunction or something since it's WELL DOCUMENTED that Britney was batshit crazy at the time.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 10:46:09
This picture is how I feel about that tape:

http://theducks.org/pictures/do-not-want-dog.jpg

By never gets old, on May 16, 2008 10:47:06
Britney's insanity defense is all bullshit. She's just a a rich high school dropout with a low IQ and no sense of responsibility. That "manic depression" stuff is bullshit. I don't care who "diagnosed" her. Some people are just stupid and careless. She's probably borderline retarded.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 10:49:56
Surprise, surprise, surprise!

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 11:00:45
Pull my finger.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 11:01:42
Has that camel jockey been deported yet?

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 11:02:28
If I want to see a pig fuck, I'll just watch animal planet.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 11:02:46
I bet they recreated that Abu Garib prison photo.

By J-Bird, on May 16, 2008 11:04:19
I still don't believe that she is officially mentally unstable. I think she was just detoxed, and that is why UCLA (which is SO highly regarded as a psych facility) let her dumb ass go so quickly. Her parents are happy to have people believe that Shitney is not to be held responsible for her actions as long as nobody chalks it up to her being a self-consumed child-abusing meth head. Better the sham about mental illness than just plain old fucktard for her marketability. why else are they still pimping her out if she is so "unstable" and still is under court ordered babysitting? Still can't see her own kids? She ain't crazy she just lacks any morals or self control. I wonder what else landing strip boy has in store for our mere amusement! I don't think this could happen to a nicer girl than Shitney :)

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 11:04:41
So? Who cares?

By Snarky McComments, on May 16, 2008 11:05:34
So that's what Dima is so excited about.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 11:08:23
Dragging the Wonder Pets into this is unforgivable! This is sewious!

By Ming-ming, on May 16, 2008 11:08:58
Hey 11:01:42!

Smell my finger.

By Adnan Ghalib, on May 16, 2008 11:10:11
no matter how perverted you are please don't buy that video is going to be worse the 2 GIRLS 1 CUP

so just don't put your money in that towellhead's pockets and besides is britney naked and fat with cellulite just disgusting

By SAY NO TO THE VIDEO, on May 16, 2008 11:15:19
The End Time is Upon You.

By God, on May 16, 2008 11:21:01
2 girls 1 cup was hot. I'd totally pay for a britney version of that. (without the dune coon, though)

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 11:21:41
sweet!! where can it get it!!!!!

By cyber, on May 16, 2008 11:22:02
Adnan Ghalib 11:10:11

Smells like poop, just like the rest of you.

By Bozo Goop, on May 16, 2008 11:23:38
MMMMM, Britney's sagging floppy tits, jelly gut, cellulite thighs, C section scars, and pussy that's been torn up by K-Fed and 2 different towel head terrorists. I'm so hard right now.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 11:24:28
I'd rather watch Judy Garland's corpse get raped.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 11:26:09
I can't think of anything worse than a Shitney sex tape. It'll replace waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 11:43:03
Let's not forget that fag boy adnan the terrorist also tried to sell naked pics of shitney, and no one wanted to buy them. I can't think of anything more boring than watching shitney have sex with that stupid pink wig on...actually, come to think of it, anything with Wonky McValtrex (aka pearASS SMELLton) would be more boring...

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 12:04:03
I hear if you watch it you die in seven days.

By Samora, on May 16, 2008 12:09:29
Oh dear Lord! My mind's eye couldn't take such a blinding. I'll pay $5 to anyone who can watch this while eating. $10 if they don't throw up.
(Note to self: contact the producers of "Fear Factor" to pitch this stunt.)

By Santos, on May 16, 2008 12:31:26
Does anyone want to see her naked and having sex ?

AHHHHHHHH!!!!! My eyes,my poor eyes .......

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 13:17:27
By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 10:49:56

True dat. Only people as stupid as Shitney actually believe that this sack of crap is "mentally ill". Nope, bitch is just worthless, stupid, lazy, and spoiled....nothing else. I hope she drops dead. Seriously. She is a plague on society.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 13:22:28
Can you imagine fat, ugly, pink wigged, cellulite mental retard SLUTney having sex? Acting stupid like she normally is & trying to act "sexy", while not really knowing what to do because she's a lump of fat in bed? I just threw up in my own mouth...

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 13:46:43
You know what'd be really hot? If it was Britney fucking Judy Garland's corpse with James Dean's severed penis.

By the way, nice work gang. Some of the best comments I've seen in a long time.

By thebig28, on May 16, 2008 13:47:29
Don't think for a second that stupid twat SLUTney doesn't have a financial interest in this. According to published reports, SHITney had a hand in those nekkid pics of her taken by the arab & his loser friends; she was to receive a cut of the money, and was angry that her "priceless pictures didn't sell"; was supposedly one of the reasons she broke up with the ARab.. Same thing here; she'll get a cut of the profits, just like pairASS did on her cocksuck & buttfuck video...

Any stupid dumbass that can burn through $61 Million in 1 year deserves to be humiliated by this. Being an exhibitionist slut, she won't be embarrassed, but she should be...

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 13:51:35
Hey, anonymous douchetard. When you're writing things like "SLUTney" and "SHITney" I *really* don't think the caps are necessary. We're not morons here, and I'm pretty sure that when the word "shit" appears in someone's name we're going to pick up on it without the huge, waving red flag.

By ZOMGHERNAMEHASSHITINITDIDJASEEWHATIDID!?, on May 16, 2008 14:37:26
oH sHiT! tHe CaPs PoLiCe ArE hErE!

By trysomedecaf, on May 16, 2008 14:50:36
Jesus I hope that this tape doesn't come out.

It's a funny thing about sex tapes- the ones that I might want to see are the ones that will never be released, and the ones that I don't want to see always will be. It's like God's playing a practical joke on me.

By Tom, on May 16, 2008 14:58:26
Oh God no

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 15:06:46
J-Bird is the funniest motherfucker on here. Wonder if Adnan just wore the black hood, or the whole ensemble while Britney gave the thumbs up for the camera.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 15:22:12
I know this much: the national enquirer rarely bullshits when it comes to celebrity gossip.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 17:57:52
teh

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 18:37:26
B. Spears sex tape...hopefully not in smell-o-vision

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 18:39:35
I know this much: britney spears fans rarely sound intelligent when it comes to britney spears gossip.

By anonymous, on May 16, 2008 21:55:24
It's hard to feel sorry for her because she's just so darn stupid. I don't think I have ever seen a more stupid person in my entire life. I think whoever said she is retarded is correct, she's the Forrest Gump of pop culture.

By 75 at best, on May 17, 2008 04:49:48
Knowing this scumbag, it looks like she is eating one of his boogers.

By anonymous, on May 17, 2008 06:03:48
where's the video ???

By anonymous, on May 17, 2008 08:38:57
omg yuk.

By anonymous, on May 17, 2008 11:30:14
omg yuk.

By anonymous, on May 17, 2008 11:31:14
If I wanted to see an arab fucking a brit-talker, I would have bout the princess diana sex tape!

By anonymous, on May 17, 2008 19:57:34
Dragging the Wonder Pets into this is unforgivable! This is sewious!

By Ming-ming, on May 16, 2008 11:08:58

I hear if you watch it you die in seven days.

By Samora, on May 16, 2008 12:09:29

these were hilarious i had to repost

By ladyguitarstar, on May 18, 2008 00:51:03
Who cares... I'll still watch it when it comes out! :D

By Rabbit, on May 18, 2008 20:26:16
Most people here (regardless of what they posted) will still see the video!

By anonymous, on May 18, 2008 21:24:13
I would rather dive head first out of a window, will on fire, than to see that vid, and BTW, Some of you people are some sick azz fuuuckks,, WHOA

By Popcornridge, on May 19, 2008 08:09:26
Maybe he's into waterboarding with Shitney supplied water...

By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 08:18:12
Is Extreme Associates releasing the video? They have a thing for washed-up crack whores so I was just wondering.

By anonymous, on May 19, 2008 10:50:00
These pictures would make a great entry on Hot Chicks with Douchebags. Well, except for the 'hot chick' part. Ok, 'Fat, Pimply, Meth-addled, Washed up Pop Starlets with Douchebags' then.

By Bow, on May 19, 2008 16:42:49
freakin sick who wants to see her in a sex tape !!??

By anonymous, on May 24, 2008 10:18:24
I'd rather watch rest home porn than that tub of shit anyday.

By hollywoodhater, on May 25, 2008 13:13:51